Phineas and Ferb Fanon
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Phineas and Ferb Fanon

Part 1[]

(Scene opening to the backyard where Phineas and Ferb finally finished building the anti-gravity fun launcher)
Phineas: Hey, Ferb. Where’s Isabella, Buford and Baljeet?
Ferb: I don’t know. Let’s have some fun with this.

(Cut to Candace looks at the window)
Candace: Okay, it’s still here. Oh, come on, Mom. Be sure to cut the grass off on this one. (Hears the car door slam) Mom! (She runs off and then she comes back to the window) Oh, great time the magical things to their inventions will disappear before Mom sees them. So keep it down!! (She runs off again)

(Cut to Linda and Vivian)
Linda: Thanks, Vivian. I will see you Tuesday for more fishing.
Vivian Garcia-Shapiro: No problem, Linda. You are my best friend you could have. (Her car drives off and Candace runs in)
Candace: Mom, Phineas and Ferb build a anti-gravity obstacle course in the backyard! You have to come bust them right now!
Linda: Alright, Candace. There’s no need to drag me. I don’t want to ruin my another pair of shoes. (Linda and Candace walks to the backyard)

(Cut to the backyard)
Linda: Let me guess, another dangerous thing that your brothers build?
Candace: As a matter of fact, yes. Yes, it is. I just so close to busting Phineas and Ferb everyday and every single summer day of all time. So, look at the anti-gravity obstacle course in the backyard. But every time you just say...(Linda looks at the anti-gravity fun launcher while Candace is talking offscreen)
Linda: Oh my stars! I...just see it.
Candace: Yep, there it is. I just see it, right on tape cued. Wait, what? Say that again?
Linda: I just see it!
Candace: You mean the point?
Linda: No, Candace. I just see that!
Candace: You did?
Linda: Well, yes. How could I miss this thing? (Cut to Phineas and Ferb floating in mid-air, cut back to her and Candace) Wait a minute. Aren’t they floating in mid-air in my car?
Candace: She sees the car too!

(Camera zooms on Linda, Linda turns shocked into anger, her face gets reddened, she growls and the images of Phineas and Ferb and her eyes exploded, Cut to Phineas and Ferb still floating in mid-air.)
Phineas: (To Ferb) Floating in the mid-air is pretty good. But however, The anti-gravity is putting together to the left.
Linda: (Offscreen, in the distance) PHINEAS!! FERB!! GET DOWN HERE THIS INSTANT!

(Phineas and Ferb coming down to the ground)
Phineas: Okay, Mom. We will be right down.

(Cut to Candace and Linda, Phineas and Ferb walk by and noticed Perry)
Phineas: Oh, there you are, Perry. (To Linda) So, what did you think, Mom? Like our anti-gravity fun launcher?
Linda: Like it?! This is the most dangerous thing I’ve ever had ever seen! You’re not supposed to be building a anti-gravity whatever launchers in the backyard!
Phineas: It’s okay, we’re safe. Ferb invent a helmet body system. If we don’t, wear a helmet to your skull.
Linda: I can’t believe you building things without my permission!
Phineas: We ask the building man to allow us.
Linda: I mean my permission.
Phineas: This morning I asked you if we use a anti-gravity to floating around the backyard and uses the flying car to make it fly.
Linda: I thought you going to make a toy car!! How could my sons be so irresponsible to my station wagon? You are so busted and grounded for the rest of the summer, young man!!!
Phineas: But...we do building kind of stuff everyday.
Linda: (Her face now replaces with shock) What?!
Candace: See, Mom? I told you... but you didn’t even listen.
Linda: But, but, but...

(Song: Now That I Told The Truth)
Candace: I finally told the truth! That Phineas and Ferb’s inventions disappear somehow!
Linda: She finally proved the truth! The inventions disappear! How?
Candace and Linda: I never ever thought it’d be this way before! My troubled days are through!
Candace: Now that I told...
Linda: Now that you told...
Candace and Linda: The Truth!

Candace: I can hang out with my friends! I can give Jeremy a little kiss!
Linda: I can do some exersizing bends! And Phineas and Ferb, I’ll miss!
Phineas: I can’t believe we got grounded, At lease we never got pounded
Candace: Now that I told...
Linda: Now that you told...
Candace and Linda: The Truth!

Linda: (Her eyes gets watered) Oh, Candace. After all 8 years of I thought you lied to me, throw a party, driving a full sized car, but now you’re telling me a truth! (Hugging Candace) I’m so proud of you. You’re ungrounded for the rest of the summer. You can do anything you want.
Candace: Thanks, Mom. You’re the best!

Lawrence: Well, what’s all the yelling and fussing about? (notice the anti-gravity launcher) Oh, my word! That thing is impressive.
Linda: Phineas and Ferb building anything without my permission.
Lawrence: Well, I..I..I...no.
Candace: What should we do to them? No television shows for a week? Or they have derive me for a month. Let me think. (gasps) I have a idea! Sent them to reform school camp!
Linda: You have a tooth in the backyard policy?
Phineas: We got out with our school camp teacher.
Lawrence: Yeah. Maybe sent to school camp for troubled kids is a good punishment, but look. There’s no damage the house, really.
Phineas: Hey, look, Ferb. Here’s a exploded button remote control. I hope that won’t damage important.

(The anti-gravity launcher exploded and crashed into the pieces of the house, Phineas, Ferb, Candace, Linda and Lawrence gasping by this)
Phineas: Well, I guess Mom’s toy car is still working on.

(Cut to Candace, Linda and Lawrence, Linda and Lawrence get anger at Phineas and Ferb, Candace laughs) Candace: Hee-ee-eee!

(Phineas and Ferb look at each other, find out what happens next, cut to reform school camp car outside)
Linda: I’m sorry, boys. But this is the end for good. We need you two keep it safe from dangerous things without my permission. I know you realize that when you get hurt.
Phineas: Mom, we’re still wearing helmets.
Unnamed Dream Sergeant: Don’t worry, Linda and Lawrence. Your boys are going to a good hands. As you can see that, they going to reform school camp we is a nice and safe place for troublemaker kids. Your sons will stay in school camp until the end of the summer as soon as possible in no time.
(Cut to reform school camp car, where Phineas, Ferb, Buford, Isabella and Baljeet sit on)
Phineas: Well, Ferb, I didn’t see that coming. And, Buford, Isabella and Baljeet, what are you doing here?
Isabella: My parents caught me watching porn. Then they forced me to eat soap. It was so gross that I swallowed the soap and I pee on them and they sent me here.
Buford: My mother is caught me for slapping people’s butts. I just had 5 teenage boys and 5 adults.
Baljeet: I got kicked out of summer school because my grades are to high. But I like the place, just like school and summer camp at the same time.

(The reform school camp car driving off)
Lawrence: Goodbye, lads. We will see you at the end of the summer!
Candace: Yes!! I finally busted Phineas and Ferb! Now I can hang out with Jeremy and Stacy for the rest of the summer and my life! HOORAY!!! I finally free!

(Song:You Can Do Anything You Want)
Danny Jacob: Candace can do anything she wants
I hang out with her friends Jeremy, Stacy and Jenny too
Because she finally got her brothers grounded
And now she got ungrounded and she can do anything you want
For Her and her friends.
Candace and Danny Jacob: You can do anything you want!(x 6)

(Cut to Candace’s room where Candace wins the dance award, Phineas and Ferb appears and disappear quickly)
Candace: Hmm?

(Cut to reform school camp for troubled children)'
Phineas: Guys, I don’t think it’s not supposed to be good.
Unnamed Dream Sergeant: (Clears his throat) Okay, Class. Welcome to reform school camp for troubled children, I’m Maurice and I will be your school camp teacher! Now let me go over the rules: There will be no imagination, no building things, no playtime, no chewing gum, no talking, and no escape! You will stay until the end of the summer and just work! You’re going to normal kids for now on! If you excuse me, I’m going to the lounge. All of you, stay put, or else!
Ferb: This is the worst day for our lives.
Unnamed Dream Sergeant: (offscreen) I heard that!
(Phineas and Ferb making a drilling noise) What? Hey, boys, whatcha doin?
Isabella: Ugh! Seriously?

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