The Official Phineas and Ferb Fanon Newsletter Reboot, Issue 4, 16 February, 2012
Goldy's Reviews: Salim F. Pow
Baron von Blonk Barbecues the Best
By Baron von Blonk Hello, Baron here. Do you think you're an amazing writer? Do you find nothing but praise in your stories, hmm? Do you want some honest criticism from the toughest critic this side of Wikia? Then, submit your stories, and I, Baron von Blonk, will critique them honestly and tell you, with no sugarcoating, what to improve on. This serves as a reminder that you are never quite as good as you think, and you never should stop trying to improve. If you're prepared to be heavily critiqued, request it through Goldy's e-mail. Go on. I dare you!
By Anybody Who Submitted One
Buford tries to open the door, but soon finds that it’s locked.
Buford: Oh boy. It’s locked.
Phineas: Well, how are we going to get out?
They notice a screen, which comes on to Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz: Hello, children. Your timing is unexpected. And by unexpected I mean COMPLETELY EXPECTED!
Robotic arms grab the kids.
Doofenshmirtz: Now I’m sure that you want to know my evil sche-
Phineas: No, we don’t want to know you’re evil scheme. Just skip to the punishment scene so we can beat you up.
Doofenshmirtz: Fine, Mr. Impatient. Now prepare to be punished by my robot. Done.
A cage opens, revealing a giant robotic platypus.
Doofenshmirtz: Prepare to meet the doom of being destroyed by my PLATYBORG! …Why do I recognize that name? Anyway, be destroyed.
What will happen to our heroes now? This April...everything will be revealed. Phineas and Ferb the Movie: The Great Beyond. Revealed on April 24th, 2012.