Great-Grandma† Your Mom†
None... yet. Mwah ha ha~!
I have an imaginary fish.
Behind the Scenes
The day I was born, silly~!
Seth MacFarlane. I'm dead serious.
I'm just a normal guy trying to find my place in the world, one wiki at a time!
— Soon to become previous signature
Hey, you might know me from the canon wiki, you know, the one that chronicles the stuff that actually happened in the show? Yeah, it's all orange and yellow and stuff. Quite a nice choice of colors. THIS wiki, on the other hand seems to focus on blue. Blue's cool. But anyway, here you can expect me to type stories with obscene amounts of content, and some pics too, if I feel like drawing 'em. I like my stuff to look neat, so if you happen to uh... find a page of mine that looks like some fool made it (no offense to fools in general by the way), that was probably written in 2009 or something.
Facts about moi!
I am [BLEEP] years old.
I live in the state of [BLEEP].
I am in [BLEEP] grade.
I work as a [BLEEP] at the [BLEEP] [BLEEP] and get paid a salary of [BLEEP], most of which goes to [BLEEP] and feeding my [BLEEP].
Are these [BLEEP]s getting annoying? Sorry.
My favorite shows include Phineas and Ferb (uh, duh), The Simpsons, The Looney Tunes Show, and SpongeBob (seasons uno to tres plus movie).
Don't make me angry. You'll regret it. Don't say I didn't warn you.
I can be random. Or sophisticated. Or somewhere in between. Or I can be completely mature and/or a full-out jerk. Depends on what I feel like being.
My friends are... eh, I don't want to play favorites.
Yes, that is my own original character in my avatar. He's called Joel Severe, I based my username after him. Read up.
I prefer to be referred to as "J. Severe", not "J.Severe", even though my username is "J.Severe", but that was just a typo and I meant for it to be "J. Severe", and there's no use for me to change my username now, so deal with it.
The Truth about Ferb Fletcher II: The Truth about Phineas Flynn (2012)
Sneak peek will be bundled with "Return to the 2nd Dimension" future chapter blog
The Truth about Ferb Fletcher III: The Truth about Perry the Platypus (conceptual stages)
Some Origin Story
Is this really what I look like in Lunaii form?
A pic I made for my first fan-fic. Ferb, Bart, and Lisa look pretty good, but Phineas's head is IMO bad.
Drawn back in Jan 2010, when I had no talent. Nada judge me on this.
A logo... Yeah, I could use work on logos.
It had to be done. I wonder if Disney and Frito-Lay could actually team up to sell PnF-licensed corn chips...
The bros enjoying snacks while watching... something. Might use this for some other stuff later on.
Wanted to draw a pic for my First Contact epilogue, but I had to master drawing Jessie first... and here's what I did.
Title card for the FC epilogue, sporting Jess's new hairstyle which I didn't notice until after the completion of the previous art.
Whee, I finally uploaded some digital art to this joint! ^_^
Another scene from FC: A JS E. You can obviously see some mess ups (noticably on Lawrence, whose shirt was darkened by my scanner, and the fact that he has longer sleeves), but the cuteness makes up for it!
On the first day of school, I didn't learn any new math, english, or science, but I DID begin to draw Phineas with a slightly rounded tummy.
I felt like drawing something so I doodled in my school "agenda book." Yes, I draw other users' characters when I'm off duty. So sue me.
Phineas and Ferb Fanon Presents... A J. Severe Production... Assorted Phineas Sketches and Doodles II: Return of the Assorted Phineas Sketches and Doodles... Now With One Ferb! Rated R
A drawing of Phineas-2 and Ferb-2 that I didn't put any effort in... Do to it as you will.
Me as a delicious pony. Thank Fossy.
A special pic drawn for the holiday season, featuring the cast (and my OC)'s endeavor to put a star on top of a Christmas tree, as well as easter egg ornaments. I put a lot of work into this. A drawing like this is a rarity from me. Heh heh, Rarity...
So it's Phineas... and he's in a suit... with a disproportionally small right hand.
A random Phineas head done as a collaboration between my 3DS, GIMP, and Microsoft Paint. Microsoft Paint caused that ugly blue lining. I'm never using Microsoft Paint again.