PART ONE: Klimpaloon: Nang nang nang-nang-nang
Meap: Meap!
Peter: Hey, where's Perry?
Perry: *nudges Peter* Gyurururu...
PART TWO: Phineas: Ferb, I know what we're going to eat today!
Ferb: No, no you don't
Phineas: But- we were gonna have steak...
Ferb: You know I hate steak. I'm moving to Iowa.
Phineas: No you're not
Peter: Pickle
Chad: Monkeys are intelligent
Peter: O.o
PART THREE: Klimpaloon: NANG NANG NANG
Chad: *gets out baseball bat*
Peter: NO
Meap: Meap Meap!
Alice 0: Where did Carl go?
Carl: Hmm...text edit, word, world book notepad, powerpoint, excel...what am I missing?
Phineas: I still have steak ready.
Ferb: I hate you. Go away or fix me some good old fashioned chili with parmesan cheese.
Phineas: You-you-you HATE ME?
Peter: Stop arguing
Phineas: I cannot tolerate such nonsense as him hating me!
Peter: *texts Phineas*
Phineas: Ooh, a text message! "Stop arguing with Ferb." No.
Peter: Oh come on!
Perry: Gyurururu...
Carl: Aha! I got it! It's WordPerfect! Hey, where did that girl go?
Alice: *spies on Carl* ...
Carl: Is someone spying on...on...
Alice: *hides*
Carl: on...on...Major Monogram?
Alice: *sigh of relief*
Carl: I will use my "Is someone spying on insert person's name here" software to check...No no there is no one
PART FOUR: Phineas: Ferb, I made a large stack of pancakes for you! It has butter pecan syrup from IHOP!
Ferb: I don't like pancakes.
Phineas: How 'bout toast? Here's some toast. *throws toast at Ferb*
Ferb: I want french toast.
Phineas: We don't have any.
Ferb: Then go get some! Gosh, you are so dumb!
Meap: Meap! Meap meap meap!
Klimpaloon: Nang nang nang nang nang...
Candace: Ooh, you two are so-wait a second, are those pancakes?
Phineas: Yeah. They're Ferb's.
Candace: Don't you know that he hates pancakes?
Isabella: Whatcha doin'?
Perry: Gyurururu...
Norm: I'm Norm!
Phineas: Where did he come from?
Norm: I could use an oily-ooh pancakes...
Ferb: Now I will move to Minnesota. *moves to Minnesota and goes in Room 11*
Phineas: Why is there a number 12 on our door?
Norm: It's all part of the show sir.
Ferb: *falls on them from hole in Room 12*
PART FIVE: Ferb: ...
Phineas: ...
Norm: Let's go get some coffee
Phineas: Yes let's all go to Dunkin Donuts.
Ferb: I want to go to Starbucks!
Phineas: Calm down. We'll do that...(aside) eventually.
Ferb: I heard that!
Isabella: Hey, where's Perry?
Perry: Gyurururu...
Norm: Yum, pancakes!
Phineas: Corn dog, corn...it's not the same.
Ferb: *goes to Starbucks*
Meap: Meap!
Mitch: Oh there you are Meap
Klimpaloon: Nang nang nang nang nang...
Random Guy: There's no need to fear...
Phineas: Yeah yeah we know..."Random Guy is here"
Ferb: When is Taco Night?
Phineas: January 23, March 17, June 2, August 18, September 22, December 1, and December 29.
Ferb: You have memorized...ALL THE TACO NIGHTS?
Norm: I haven't sir.
Django: (comes in with a soda) Hey guys!
Norm: I'll take that! *grabs soda*
Django: Hey! That was mine!
Norm: Now it IS mine.
Django: ...
PART SIX: Django: Hey, let's all twist into pretzels! *twists into pretzel*
Doof: I want almond brittle!
Phineas: Who the heck are you?!?
Doof: Doctor Heinz Doofenshmirtz.
Phineas: Doctor Heinz---oh, you invented ketchup. I see how this system works.
Doof: You idiot! I said that I am...
The Regurgitator (character): THE REGURGITATOR!!! (lights)
Doof: What the-?
Ferb: ...one line of dialogue
Vanessa: My own set of wheels
Carl: A job that pays money
Perry: Gyurururu...
Phineas: Cut it out!
Monogram: Promotion to colonel
Buford: More nerds to bully
Baljeet: A kiss from a girl
Doof: THE ENTIRE TRI-STATE AREA! Or just some of it. Or some almond brittle.
Jeremy: A silver guitar
Isabella: A sash full of patches
Candace: Two busted brothers
Mom: Phineas! Ferb! You are busted for being in an epic random episode!
Candace: YESSSSSSSSSSSS
Phineas: But mom, shouldn't Candace get busted too! She was in it!
Mom: No. She's my favorite
Phineas: *explodes*
Ferb: I regret to inform you of the fact that my step brother Phineas Flynn has recently exploded into large bits.
Phineas: *grabs trout and slaps Ferb around a lot with it*
Ferb: Ow. Ow. OW! OWW! *punches Phineas in nose*
Phineas: How dare you!
Perry: Gyurururu...
Peter: STOP! Mom: *facepalm*
Perry: Gyurururu...
Meap: Meap!
Mitch: "blah blah blah Mitch look at the cool stuff Mitch"
Phineas: Hey Ferb, it's Mitch!
Meap: MEAP
Phineas: I think he's mad
Ferb: You think?
- Meap fights Mitch and gets the UMT back*
Meap: Thank you for participating in helping to save the world from Mitch.
-AgentP