Phineas and Ferb Fanon
Phineas and Ferb Fanon
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By StacyFan
 
By StacyFan
   
Author’s Note: Hello, welcome to yet another crossover erotica by me, and yet another one involving Phineas and Ferb. I’m a big fan of irregular Show, so why not do a crossover with my most hated cartoon? This is my first time writing for another show in awhile, so tell me if I capture Regular Show good enough, and have the charectors right. So sit back and enjoy. Phineas and Ferb belongs to Dan Povemire and Jeff “Shitty” Arse, and Regular Show belongs to J. G. Fuckle
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Author’s Note: Hello, welcome to yet another crossover fic by me, and yet another one involving Phineas and Ferb. I’m a big fan of Regular Show, so why not do a crossover with my favorite cartoon? This is my first time writing for another show in awhile, so tell me if I capture Regular Show good enough, and have the charectors right. So sit back and enjoy. Phineas and Ferb belongs to Dan Povemire and Jeff “Swampy” Marsh, and Regular Show belongs to J. G. Quintel
   
==Chapter One: A Shitty Beginning==
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==Chapter One: A Regular Beginning==
   
 
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It was a Regular, everyday morning in Fuckville. Well…as Regular as a day in Fuckville is anyway. Phineas and Verb, were as usual in their backyard, showing off their brand new shiny cocks.
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It was a Regular, everyday morning in Danville. Well…as Regular as a day in Danville is anyway. Phineas and Ferb, were as usual in their backyard, showing off their brand new invention.
   
   
   
Phineas: Behold my friends, the largest penis in the universe!
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Phineas: Behold my friends, the Microwave-atron!
   
 
Buford: ..The what?
 
Buford: ..The what?
   
Phineas: The largest penis in the universe! You see, we overheard our dear mother complaining about how our dad has a micro penis. So to help her out we built this! It scans your mind and finds out just how hot you want your erection AND exactly how you like it prepared.
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Phineas: The Microwave-atron! You see, we overheard our dear mother complaining about how the microwave never makes her meals as hot as she wants, and sometimes makes it TOO hot. So to help her out we built this! It scans your mind and finds out just how hot you want your meal AND exactly how you like it prepared.
   
Buford: Perfect! My cock is only half an inch long. But my balls are huge.
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Buford: Perfect! I have some leftovers on me that are begging to be heated. But MY microwave is busted.
   
   
And just as he said that, Canface walked into the backyard, as if on cue.
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And just as he said that, Candace walked into the backyard, as if on cue.
   
   
Canface: Okay you little shits, what’s going on back here?
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Candace: Okay you twerps, what’s going on back here?
   
Phineas: Oh Candace, your just time to see the largest penis in the universe!
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Phineas: Oh Candace, your just time to see the Microwave atron!
   
Candace: What the fuck!?
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Candace: The WHAT-atron?
   
Phineas: Well, I just explained to my friends, it makes your cock huge.
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Phineas: Well, I just explained to my friends, this special microwave scans your mind and finds out just how hot you want your meal!
   
 
Candace: ..That’s your whole invention?
 
Candace: ..That’s your whole invention?
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Phineas: Well…okay!
 
Phineas: Well…okay!
   
Buford: Hey, where’s the little fucky thing? Hey, I finally get to say it!
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Buford: Hey, where’s the little ducky thing? Hey, I finally get to say it!
   
 
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Perry the Octopus, was already down in his lair, about to receive a Mission from his Boss, Major Anagram.
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Perry the platypus, was already down in his lair, about to receive a Mission from his Boss, Major Monogram.
   
Anagram: Ah, Good morning Agent Ass. Dr Smurtzynipples bought up all the boobies in the crotch area. He’s also bought up several penises, which stinks because my cock is tiny. So go stop him, so I can fuck your ass!
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Monogram: Ah, Good morning Agent P. Dr Doofenshmritz bought up all the frozen meals in the tri state area. He’s also bought up several microwaves, which stinks because my old microwave is busted. So go stop him, so I can heat up last night’s dinner!
   
Perry saluted his boss and left to stop Smurtzynipples
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Perry saluted his boss and left to stop Doofenshmirtz
   
 
==Chapter Two: A Regular Plan==
 
==Chapter Two: A Regular Plan==
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Back in phineas and Merb's backyard, they were just about to activate their invention
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Back in phineas and Ferb's backyard, they were just about to activate their invention
   
   
Phineas: Okay Ferb, it's time to get fucking!
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Phineas: Okay Ferb, it's time to get microwaving!
   
Buford: Yea, my girlfriends don't fuck themselves!
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Buford: Yea, my leftovers don't heat themselves!
   
 
Phineas: Well theoretically they could, with a few adjustments
 
Phineas: Well theoretically they could, with a few adjustments
   
Buford: I don't to hear your shitty theories!
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Buford: I don't to hear your stinking theories!
   
 
Baljeet: I do.
 
Baljeet: I do.
   
Buford: FUCK YOU, YOU INDIAN PIECE OF SHIT!!!!
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Buford: And that is why you will never have a girlfriend.
   
Phineas: Now let's activate this co-
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Phineas: Now let's activate this ma-
   
   
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Phineas: Hey, what was that?
 
Phineas: Hey, what was that?
   
Buford: I think was my ass.
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Buford: I think it's coming from the tree
   
   
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Irving: ...Hey?
Whiterun Guard: Wait! I know you!
 
   
Buford: Oh it's just that asshole again.
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Buford: Oh it's just that stalker kid again.
   
Phineas: Oh hey Guard. What were you doing up there?
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Phineas: Oh hey irving. What were you doing up there?
   
Buford: Trying to rape me, I bet
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Buford: Stalking, I bet
   
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Irving: I am not a stalker!
Guard: Heard about you and your honeyed words.
 
   
Buford: Fuck you!
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Buford: Sure your not
   
Baljeet: Asshole.
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Baljeet: You are a little stalkerish
   
Phineas: Well Guard, perhaps you'd like to do the fucking?
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Phineas: Well Irving, perhaps you'd like to do the honors?
   
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Irving: Boy do I!
Guard: Hands to yourself, sneak thief.
 
   
Baljeet: I hope everything goes wrong.
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Baljeet: I hope nothing goes wrong.
   
Buford: Shut up you indian bastard!
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Buford: Shut up your gonna jinx it!
   
 
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Jingle Singers: Smurtzynipples Ass Incorporated!
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Jingle Singers: Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!
   
Perry burst into SEI
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Perry burst into DEI
   
Smurtzynipples: Ah hello Perry the octopus. This is embarrassing but...I have a trap set today. Yea, I was up late last night at a sex party, I'd tell you all about it, but the details are a little sexy. ...Well anyway, let my explain my plan. You see, I have a whore saved from las night. I would heat her up with my penis, but it is busted. And dildos are a pain in the neck! I mean, you heat your sex slave, and it's still cold, but there may be a part on the same whore that's hot as fuck! So to make it easier, I made THIS!
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Doofenshmirtz: Ah hello Perry the platypus. This is embarrassing but...I don't have a trap set today. Yea, I was up late last night at a party, I'd tell you all about it, but the details are a little gruesome. ...Well anyway, let my explain my plan. You see, I have a lot of cold food left over from last night. I would heat them up in the microwave, but mine is busted. And microwaves are a pain in the neck! I mean, you heat your dinner, and it's still cold, but there may be a part on the same meal that's hot as heck! So to make it easier, I made THIS!
   
Perry pointed to his latest invention
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Doof pointed to his latest invention
   
Smurtzynipples: Behold, the penis-inator! With this, I’ll fuck my slut the EXACT way I want it! Then, I shall somehow use it to take over the world! Pretty sexy, huh?
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Doofenshmirtz: Behold, the microwave-inator! With this, I’ll microwave my food the EXACT way I want it! Then, I shall somehow use it to take over the world! Pretty evil, huh?
   
Perry jacked off.
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Perry rolled his eyes.
   
Smurtzynipples: Oh what do you know? Okay, let's activate this baby!
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Doofenshmirtz: Oh what do you know? Okay, let's activate this baby!
   
Nipples turned on the machine, it stared to shake and rumble... ''(Lol I didn't even add that one in)''
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Doof turned on the machine, it stared to shake and rumble...
   
Smurtzynipples: This is gonna be good!
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Doofenshmirtz: This is gonna be good!
   
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Meanwhile, Candace had entered the backyard (Naked) once again.
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Meanwhile, Candace had entered the backyard once again.
   
 
Candace: Okay, I've decided that I will bust you anyway
 
Candace: Okay, I've decided that I will bust you anyway
   
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Irving: But I thought you said this wasn't bust worthy
Guard: Disrespect the law, you disrespect me.
 
   
Candace: Well, I've done the math and there is 1% chance there's something really freak that will happen that IS bust worthy, so here I am
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Candace: Well, I've done the math and there is 60% chance there's something really freak that will happen that IS bust worthy, so here I am
   
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Irving: Fair enough.
Guard: I'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a bellyfull of mead.
 
   
 
Phineas: Okay, let's turn this thing on!
 
Phineas: Okay, let's turn this thing on!
   
   
Phineas activated the machine, but just then Perry's inator hit it and the exact same time.
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Phineas activated the machine, but just then Doof's inator hit it and the exact same time.
   
Buford: Oh shit!
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Buford: Oh boy!
   
Suddenly, a wild Snorlax appeared
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Suddenly, the machine started to thank and rumbles
   
Baljeet: I am Indian, can I bomb you?
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Baljeet: Is it supposed to do that?
   
Phineas: Oh fuck.
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Phineas: No. No it's not.
   
 
Candace: Phineas, what did you do?
 
Candace: Phineas, what did you do?
   
Phineas: I accidentally cummed inside of it!
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Phineas: I didn't do anything!
   
Obi-Wan Kenobi: I have a bad feeling about this
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Baljeet: I have a bad feeling about this
   
The penis continued to shake violently and cum even started to shoot off from
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The machine continued to shake violently and lasers even started to shoot off from
   
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Irving: Oh no, we have to do something!
Guard: My cousin's out fighting dragons and what do I get; Guard duty.
 
   
Candace: OH SHIT! What are supposed to do? Jesus?!
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Candace: What are supposed to do? Hamboning?!
   
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Irving: Hey, don't even joke about that! Hamboning will save your life some day
Guard: I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow to the knee...
 
   
 
Candace: Whatever
 
Candace: Whatever
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Buford: What's happening?!
 
Buford: What's happening?!
   
Just then, a portal boner up, and the wind started to pick up...
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Just then, a portal popped up, and the wind started to pick up...
   
Phineas: Oh No, I think we're gonna get sucked off!
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Phineas: Oh No, I think we're gonna get sucked in!
   
   
And as he predicted, they started to get pulled towards the penis.
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And as he predicted, they started to get pulled towards the portal.
   
Candace: ...YOU FUCKING TRIANGLE HEADED SHIT!
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Candace: ...I hate my life.
   
And with that, they were dead.
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And with that, they were gone.
 
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Latest revision as of 20:19, 17 April 2013

Regular Ferb

By StacyFan

Author’s Note: Hello, welcome to yet another crossover fic by me, and yet another one involving Phineas and Ferb. I’m a big fan of Regular Show, so why not do a crossover with my favorite cartoon? This is my first time writing for another show in awhile, so tell me if I capture Regular Show good enough, and have the charectors right. So sit back and enjoy. Phineas and Ferb belongs to Dan Povemire and Jeff “Swampy” Marsh, and Regular Show belongs to J. G. Quintel

Chapter One: A Regular Beginning

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It was a Regular, everyday morning in Danville. Well…as Regular as a day in Danville is anyway. Phineas and Ferb, were as usual in their backyard, showing off their brand new invention.


Phineas: Behold my friends, the Microwave-atron!

Buford: ..The what?

Phineas: The Microwave-atron! You see, we overheard our dear mother complaining about how the microwave never makes her meals as hot as she wants, and sometimes makes it TOO hot. So to help her out we built this! It scans your mind and finds out just how hot you want your meal AND exactly how you like it prepared.

Buford: Perfect! I have some leftovers on me that are begging to be heated. But MY microwave is busted.


And just as he said that, Candace walked into the backyard, as if on cue.


Candace: Okay you twerps, what’s going on back here?

Phineas: Oh Candace, your just time to see the Microwave atron!

Candace: The WHAT-atron?

Phineas: Well, I just explained to my friends, this special microwave scans your mind and finds out just how hot you want your meal!

Candace: ..That’s your whole invention?

Phineas: Well in a nutshell yes. What do you think?

Candace; Am I on of those hidden camera shows? As I said way back on the 2nd day of summer, this is WAY below your usual standard. This is…unbustable! I’m…so happy! Finally, you use your powers for good instead of…well not evil. Evil is like…making a machine that turns things into bread. But anyway, I’m going up to my room

Phineas: Well…okay!

Buford: Hey, where’s the little ducky thing? Hey, I finally get to say it!

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Perry the platypus, was already down in his lair, about to receive a Mission from his Boss, Major Monogram.

Monogram: Ah, Good morning Agent P. Dr Doofenshmritz bought up all the frozen meals in the tri state area. He’s also bought up several microwaves, which stinks because my old microwave is busted. So go stop him, so I can heat up last night’s dinner!

Perry saluted his boss and left to stop Doofenshmirtz

Chapter Two: A Regular Plan

Back in phineas and Ferb's backyard, they were just about to activate their invention


Phineas: Okay Ferb, it's time to get microwaving!

Buford: Yea, my leftovers don't heat themselves!

Phineas: Well theoretically they could, with a few adjustments

Buford: I don't to hear your stinking theories!

Baljeet: I do.

Buford: And that is why you will never have a girlfriend.

Phineas: Now let's activate this ma-


Just then, they heard a sound


Phineas: Hey, what was that?

Buford: I think it's coming from the tree


Just then...Irving feel out of the tree.


Irving: ...Hey?

Buford: Oh it's just that stalker kid again.

Phineas: Oh hey irving. What were you doing up there?

Buford: Stalking, I bet

Irving: I am not a stalker!

Buford: Sure your not

Baljeet: You are a little stalkerish

Phineas: Well Irving, perhaps you'd like to do the honors?

Irving: Boy do I!

Baljeet: I hope nothing goes wrong.

Buford: Shut up your gonna jinx it!

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Jingle Singers: Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!

Perry burst into DEI

Doofenshmirtz: Ah hello Perry the platypus. This is embarrassing but...I don't have a trap set today. Yea, I was up late last night at a party, I'd tell you all about it, but the details are a little gruesome. ...Well anyway, let my explain my plan. You see, I have a lot of cold food left over from last night. I would heat them up in the microwave, but mine is busted. And microwaves are a pain in the neck! I mean, you heat your dinner, and it's still cold, but there may be a part on the same meal that's hot as heck! So to make it easier, I made THIS!

Doof pointed to his latest invention

Doofenshmirtz: Behold, the microwave-inator! With this, I’ll microwave my food the EXACT way I want it! Then, I shall somehow use it to take over the world! Pretty evil, huh?

Perry rolled his eyes.

Doofenshmirtz: Oh what do you know? Okay, let's activate this baby!

Doof turned on the machine, it stared to shake and rumble...

Doofenshmirtz: This is gonna be good!

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Meanwhile, Candace had entered the backyard once again.

Candace: Okay, I've decided that I will bust you anyway

Irving: But I thought you said this wasn't bust worthy

Candace: Well, I've done the math and there is 60% chance there's something really freak that will happen that IS bust worthy, so here I am

Irving: Fair enough.

Phineas: Okay, let's turn this thing on!


Phineas activated the machine, but just then Doof's inator hit it and the exact same time.

Buford: Oh boy!

Suddenly, the machine started to thank and rumbles

Baljeet: Is it supposed to do that?

Phineas: No. No it's not.

Candace: Phineas, what did you do?

Phineas: I didn't do anything!

Baljeet: I have a bad feeling about this

The machine continued to shake violently and lasers even started to shoot off from

Irving: Oh no, we have to do something!

Candace: What are supposed to do? Hamboning?!

Irving: Hey, don't even joke about that! Hamboning will save your life some day

Candace: Whatever

Buford: What's happening?!

Just then, a portal popped up, and the wind started to pick up...

Phineas: Oh No, I think we're gonna get sucked in!


And as he predicted, they started to get pulled towards the portal.

Candace: ...I hate my life.

And with that, they were gone.