Regular Ferb
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By StacyFan
Continued by Chris Mensah
Author’s Note: Hello, welcome to yet another crossover fic by me, and yet another one involving Phineas and Ferb. I’m a big fan of Regular Show, so why not do a crossover with my favorite cartoon? This is my first time writing for another show in awhile, so tell me if I capture Regular Show good enough, and have the characters right. So sit back and enjoy. Phineas and Ferb belongs to Dan Povenmire and Jeff “Swampy” Marsh, and Regular Show belongs to J. G. Quintel.
UPDATE: I, Chris Mensah, the one and only, will be currently taking over this crossover fanfic.
Chapter One: A Regular Beginning[]
It was a Regular, everyday morning in Danville. Well…as Regular as a day in Danville is anyway. Phineas and Ferb, were as usual in their backyard, showing off their brand new invention.
Phineas: Behold my friends, the Microwave-atron!
Buford: ..The what?
Phineas: The Microwave-atron! You see, we overheard our dear mother complaining about how the microwave never makes her meals as hot as she wants, and sometimes makes it TOO hot. So to help her out we built this! It scans your mind and finds out just how hot you want your meal AND exactly how you like it prepared.
Buford: Perfect! I have some leftovers on me that are begging to be heated. But MY microwave is busted.
And just as he said that, Candace walked into the backyard, as if on cue.
Candace: Okay you twerps, what’s going on back here?
Phineas: Oh Candace, your just time to see the Microwave atron!
Candace: The WHAT-atron?
Phineas: Well, I just explained to my friends, this special microwave scans your mind and finds out just how hot you want your meal!
Candace: ..That’s your whole invention?
Phineas: Well in a nutshell yes. What do you think?
Candace; Am I on of those hidden camera shows? As I said way back on the 2nd day of summer, this is WAY below your usual standard. This is…unbustable! I’m…so happy! Finally, you use your powers for good instead of…well not evil. Evil is like…making a machine that turns things into bread. But anyway, I’m going up to my room
Phineas: Well…okay!
Buford: Hey, where’s the little ducky thing? Hey, I finally get to say it!
///
Perry the platypus, was already down in his lair, about to receive a Mission from his Boss, Major Monogram.
Monogram: Ah, Good morning Agent P. Dr. Doofenshmirtz bought up all the frozen meals in the Tri-State area. He’s also bought up several microwaves, which stinks because my old microwave is busted.
Carl: (offscreen) You don't have a microwave, sir.
Monogram: Can it, Carl! (to Perry) So go stop him, so I can heat up last night’s dinner!
Perry saluted his boss and left to stop Doofenshmirtz
Chapter Two: A Regular Plan[]
Back in Phineas and Ferb's backyard, they were just about to activate their invention
Phineas: Okay Ferb, it's time to get microwaving!
Buford: Yea, my leftovers don't heat themselves!
Phineas: Well theoretically they could, with a few adjustments
Buford: I don't to hear your stinking theories!
Baljeet: I do.
Buford: And that is why you will never have a girlfriend.
Phineas: Now let's activate this ma-
Just then, they heard a sound
Phineas: Hey, what was that?
Buford: I think it's coming from the tree
Just then...Irving feel out of the tree.
Irving: ...Hey?
Buford: Oh it's just that stalker kid again.
Phineas: Oh hey Irving. What were you doing up there?
Buford: Stalking, I bet
Irving: I am not a stalker!
Buford: Sure, you're not.
Baljeet: You are a little stalkerish.
Phineas: Well Irving, perhaps you'd like to do the honors?
Irving: Boy do I!
Baljeet: I hope nothing goes wrong.
Buford: Shut up your gonna jinx it!
////
Jingle Singers: Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!
Perry burst into DEI
Doofenshmirtz: Ah hello Perry the platypus. This is embarrassing but...I don't have a trap set today. Yea, I was up late last night at a party, I'd tell you all about it, but the details are a little gruesome. ...Well anyway, let my explain my plan. You see, I have a lot of cold food left over from last night. I would heat them up in the microwave, but mine is busted. And microwaves are a pain in the neck! I mean, you heat your dinner, and it's still cold, but there may be a part on the same meal that's hot as heck! So to make it easier, I made THIS!
Doof pointed to his latest invention
Doofenshmirtz: Behold, the microwave-inator! With this, I’ll microwave my food the EXACT way I want it! Then, I shall somehow use it to take over the world! Pretty evil, huh?
Perry rolled his eyes.
Doofenshmirtz: Oh what do you know? Okay, let's activate this baby!
Doof turned on the machine, it stared to shake and rumble...
Doofenshmirtz: This is gonna be good!
///
Meanwhile, Candace had entered the backyard once again.
Candace: Okay, I've decided that I will bust you anyway
Irving: But I thought you said this wasn't bust worthy
Candace: Well, I've done the math and there is 60% chance there's something really freak that will happen that IS bust worthy, so here I am
Irving: Fair enough.
Phineas: Okay, let's turn this thing on!
Phineas activated the machine, but just then Doof's inator hit it and the exact same time.
Buford: Oh boy!
Suddenly, the machine started to shake and rumble.
Baljeet: Is it supposed to do that?
Phineas: No. No it's not.
Candace: Phineas, what did you do?
Phineas: I didn't do anything!
Baljeet: I have a bad feeling about this
The machine continued to shake violently and lasers even started to shoot off from
Irving: Oh no, we have to do something!
Candace: What are supposed to do? Hamboning?!
Irving: Hey, don't even joke about that! Hamboning will save your life some day
Candace: Whatever
Buford: What's happening?!
Just then, a portal popped up, and the wind started to pick up...
Phineas: Oh No, I think we're gonna get sucked in!
And as he predicted, they started to get pulled towards the portal.
Candace: ...I hate my life.
And with that, they were gone.
Chapter Three: Another Regular Universe[]
It was a Regular, everyday morning in the city. Well…as Regular as a day in the city is anyway. The blue jay Mordecai and the brown raccoon Rigby, were as usual in their park, showing off slacking.
Mordecai (as drinking soda): Dude, this soda you made is amazing!
Rigby: You like it? It's my Rigjuice Soda Extreme.
Mordecai: (confused) Dude, what?
Mordecai slowly realizes it and then he spits it out.
Mordecai: AW, SICK! Rigby, that's disgusting!
Rigby smirkingly laughs.
Rigby: HA! Got you good! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
The gumball machine Benson storms in to the two slackers.
Benson: Mordecai and Rigby! Have you two raked the leaves yet?
Mordecai: Uhhh... Sorry Benson. Guess we forgot to do that.
Benson: Well, you slackers better do it right now or YOU'RE FIRED!!!!
Suddenly, a portal popped up, and the wind started to pick up which they notice...
Rigby: Whoa!
Mordecai: What the heck is that?
Out came Phineas, Ferb, Candace, Buford, Baljeet, and that stalker Irving.
Candace: I said it before, and I'll say it again: I hate my life.
Phineas: Hey, Ferb! Where are we?
Ferb shrugs out of confusion.
Benson: Um, excuse me? The park is closed for the weekend! You have to come as least tomorrow!
Out of the house was Muscle Man and Hi-Five Ghost.
Muscle Man: Hey ladies, what's going on here? (beat) And who are those loser kids?
Buford: Hey! Who are calling loser kid, fat Hulk?
Buford and Muscle Man stare angrily at each other while Fives and Baljeet try to pull them apart.
Hi-Five: Muscle Man, calm down.
Baljeet: Buford, keep it together!
Skips and Pops appears in the cart.
Skips: OKAY! Break it up, you two!
Pops: Bad show! Jolly bad show!
Candace: (to Pops) Um, what's wrong with your head?
Pops: (to Candace) Pardon me, miss. But something is deemly wrong with your neck.
Candace: HEY!
Benson: (turning red) OKAY! EVERYONE, SHUT UP! We do not wanna have an argument or some fighting here again! Do it one more time and YOU'RE ALL FIRED! (normal tone) Except for you kids. I don't know who you are.
Phineas: Oh sorry, Mr. Gumball Machine. We are from another universe. Apparently, there was something wrong with the Microwave-atron.
Benson: The microwhat?
(Beat)
Phineas: Never mind that. By the way, my name is Phineas, and this is my stepbrother Ferb and sister Candace.
Benson: Well, Phineas. I'm Benson Dunwoody, the manager who is currently running this park. Nice to meet you.
Mordecai: What's up, dudes. I'm Mordecai!
Rigby: And I'm Rigby! Together we are...
Mordecai and Rigby: ...the professional slackers!
Benson sighs out of disappointment.
Benson: Obviously, they are.
Skips: I'm Skips, a wise friend and fixer that you can depend on. I've been living my life for years due to my immortality.
Irving: Whoa, a immortal yeti! Awesome!
Skips: Uhh.. yeah.
Irving: (fastly) Please to meet you, I'm Irving Du Bois, a fellow biggest fan of Phineas and Ferb and bestest friend who has been keep eye on them for years and how their latest inventions have inspired me as well as no thanks to my truth detecting brother Albert who thinks I'm delusional as long for a reason but lastly I know about dimensions and universes!
(Beat)
Skips: Ummm.
Irving: (loudly) WOLVERINES!
Skips: (gasps for a second) Yeah, I think something's wrong with this kid.
Buford: You tell me. That kid's been stalking Phineas and Ferb for at least something-something years.
Muscle Man laughs.
Muscle Man: You're funny, kid. Who are you?
Buford: This bully's name's Buford. The nerd next to me is Baljeet. Look dude, I'm sorry I've made fun of you.
Muscle Man: It's okay, bro. You know who else has a heart easily to forgive?
Buford: Who?
Muscle Man: MY MOM!
Buford laughs while Mordecai and Rigby groans.
Buford: Love this guy, am I right, nerd?
Baljeet: Please let go of my arm.
Buford: No.
Pops laughs in his own tone.
Pops: Good morrow, new friends. My name is Pops Maellard. Now, would you mind for some lollipops?
Pops brings out his suckers.
Candace: Is this supposed to be money as well?
Pops: YES! Yes, it is! (laughs)
Mordecai: Yo, Benson. Is it okay to show these kids a tour of the park then doing our jobs later?
Benson: (sighs) Fine. But if you two don't do it after that, then you CAN'T LIVE IN THE HOUSE!
Rigby: Ye-ah! Come on kids, let's go.
Candace: When we get out of this or if something bad happens, you two are so busted! (rapping) B-U-S-T-E and D, BUSTED!
Ferb: Well at least, Perry isn't here.
Mordecai: Hey, who's Perry?
Chapter Four: A Regular Tour of the Park, kinda[]
Jingle Singers: Doofenshmirtz with his microwave!
There was beat when Doof was waiting.
Doofenshmirtz: Ok, how long is it going to take?!
Vanessa comes out the door with a spilled dress.
Vanessa: Ugh, dad! The high school summer prom is coming this Friday! Do you have any other dresses beside this I could wear?
Doofenshmirtz: Vanessa, can't you see that I am busy with my inator to be finishing my food the EXACT way I want it and then, I shall somehow use it to take over the world! Pretty evil, huh?
Vanessa rolled her eyes while groaning
Vanessa (walks away): You're such delusional, dad. (offscreen) Hey, Lacie? Tell Dana I'll be late to the summer prom on Friday.
Doofenshmirtz (confused): What's a summer prom?
Perry, out of nowhere, kicks Doof in the face, making him wobble over
Doofenshmirtz: Perry the Platypus, a wise ducky, eh? You know: you're a duck-billed beaver.. with teal fur.. and.. uhhhhh... you get the picture.
Perry kicks him again but this time, to the microwave-inator, Doof hits it and it explodes
Doofenshmirtz (covered with black dust): Ow! CURSE YOU, PERRY THE PLATYPUS! (coughs)
Perry takes his leave with his jetpack.
Singers: AGENT P!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Doofenshmirtz: (coughs) Great! My food is now ruined and it's hurting me really badly. (sighs) I'm gonna need a hospital after this.
Then a portal pops up by Doof's side.
Doofenshmirtz: Is that from my microwave-inator or what?
The wind started getting to Doof as he fell over and tried to not let go holding a grip.
Doofenshmirtz: NORM? VANESSA? HELP! HELP!
But it was too late, Doof already got sucked in
Norm appears while walking
Norm: Sir? Sir?
Saw some of his lab coats and tries to wear one of them
Norm: So this is what it feels like to take over the Tri-state area! (laughs bionically)
Vanessa was seeing this and she was stunned
Vanessa (as walking away): Not even going ask.
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Meanwhile in the Regular Show universe
Mordecai: And lastly this is the outside of the park, all of us go out for a break.
Rigby: And we go for the ladies!
Mordecai and Rigby: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
A beat while in the cart
Buford: When do we get the free food?
Rigby: Dude, we just past the food court not long ago.
Candace: Well, at least let's all eat until we're sick! (smiles)
(Bum-dum-tss)
No one is taking Candace and her jokes seriously.
Mordecai: Dude, she's worst than Skips' cousin, Quips.
Rigby: I know right? At least it's not hamboning!
(Bum-dum-tss)
Candace laughs
Candace: Dude, I get it a lot! (continue laughing)
Ferb: She.. doesn't know what hamboning even means.
Chapter Five: A Regular Problem[]
At the outside food court, the kids and the park workers rest out by drinking sodas and eating food
Candace (As finishing drinking): Ahh! That is one good soda right here.
Mordecai: (sarcastically) At least the soda is better than Rigby's Rigjuice Soda Extreme.
Rigby: STOP TALKING!!!
Buford: So I said that's not my nerd, that's my shmerd! (laughs)
Muscle Man: Ha! That was funny, bro! You know who else finds this joke funny? MY MOM!
Buford: Wow! He's so funny with mom jokes!
Baljeet: Do you mind? I'm trying to eat.
Irving: How I love it when I tag along!
Buford: You mean stalk along cause that what you do, Irving.
Irving: YOU DON'T KNOW THAT!
Mordecai: Uh, dudes? I think it's time to get back to work. Benson's gonna fired us if we don't
Skips: I agree.
Pops: So do I.
Candace: Um, FYI? We don't work or belong here?!
Muscle Man: Don't worry, ladies. I happen to know a guy who can send you back to your dimension.
Skips: And somehow I have seen everything before. But not this.
Ferb: Dimensions are filled with different realities in different universes. Besides, we've went to a dimension where the Tri-state area was taken over by some kind of pharmacist.
Phineas: And trust us, that pharmacist wearing a black coat has that eyepatch and the crazy hairline. We also saw different versions of us.
Rigby: Woah, dudes! So there are many universes and dimensions out there. I wonder what ours looks like?
Mordecai: Rigby, we've went back in time to stop an evil man who had revealed to be our teacher from high school and had to face off myself from an alternate future. Besides, the Rigby from the same exact future just showed up to our park and died telling.
(beat)
Baljeet: (breaking the 4th wall) Am I the only one to realized that they're referencing their own movies? I mean how do we even know that?
Fives comes in worried
Hi-Fives: Uh, guys, we have a huge problem!
Muscle Man: What is it, Fives?
Hi-Fives: There was a pharmacist wearing a lab coat being unconscious for the next hour or so.
Mordecai: Uhhh, should we check on them?
Rigby: Do we even have a choice? Let's go!
They went off in their carts
Chapter Six: A Regular B-Story Plot[]
Somehow, they all ended up in a corner where a ground was burned to a giant pit
Muscle Man: I've gotta admit, bros. This is nothing like the Crash pit around here in the park somewhere.
Mordecai: Dude, you think someone or somebody got hurt?
Benson came in his cart as fast he could
Benson: What the heck is going on here? (points to Mordecai and Rigby) You two better explain now!
Rigby: Look, Benson. I know we've slacked off multiple times throughout the years, but this time it wasn't us!
Benson: (sarcastically) Um, yeah. Sure. I believe you. (normal tone) Now get back to work.
A groan was heard in the not-so bottomless pit
Phineas: Wait a minute, that voice! It seems familiar.
Doofenshmirtz (as coming out dirty slowly): Of course that seems familiar! It's me!
Muscle Man: Oh no, bro! It's a pharmacist!
Hi-Fives: That's what I've been trying to tell you guys!
Doof: (angry) Okay if I hear someone call me a pharmacist one more time, I will blow myself some steam!
Phineas: Dr. D?
Doof: Phineas?
Skips: You guys know each other?
Candace: Well, I once did changed time to repeat itself again and then lost my brothers because most things stop existing. So yeah.
Buford: And we went to space with him to get Candace back so stop telling us!
Benson: Sir, are you okay. Name's Benson, by the way.
Doof: I'm fine, I'm fine! My name is Heinz Doofenshmirtz.
Benson: Heinz Doofensh-what?
Doof: Heinz-uh- Forget it. It's a common Drusselsteinian name.
Benson: Drusselsteinian? (come to realization) Oh! You're from Drusselstein, right?
Doof: I am! How did you know?
Benson: I asked you.
Phineas: Doctor, what are you doing here?
Doof: The same thing as you got here, kid. Microwaves! 0% polyester.
Rigby: (to Benson) Now do you believe us, huh?
Benson: Shut up, Rigby.
Pops: You do seem injured, young man. Come, we're going to my house for extra health.
Doof: Wait! Actually, I'm okay! You can't just take me to your house! Somebody! PERRY THE PLAYTPUS!
They walked away to the house
(beat)
Ferb: Did he just said something about Perry?
Phineas: Meh, it's probably a different platypus named Perry.
The kids and the park workers also walked with them then
Doof: Yep, this is my B-story.
Jingle Singers: This is Doofenshmirtz's B-storeeeeeey!
Benson: (confused) Where the heck is that music coming from?
Chapter Seven: Regular Doof[]
Jingle Singers: Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! Meanwhile....
9-1-1 operator (on phone): 9-1-1, what's your emergency?
Vanessa: Uh, yeah. My dad is missing and his robot went rogue trying to take over the entire Tri-state area!
9-1-1 operator (on phone): What do you mean rogue?
Vanessa: Listen...
Norm: It's a unexpected surprise! And by unexpected I mean, COMPLETELY EXPECTED!
Norm: BEHOLD, The WIPE-OUT City-inator! With this inator, I should wipe the Tri-State Area and Danville off of maps. Just think about it: Google Maps, WIPED! Apple Maps, WIPED! OpenStreetMap, WIPED! Danvile Subway maps, WIPED! (robotic tone) Bwahahahahaha!
Vanessa: See what I mean of by rogue? Also, my dad's been missing for a couple of days now and hasn't come back. Can you send in search and rescue?
9-1-1 operator (on phone): Don't worry, miss. Help is on the way. Just need the location, first.
Vanessa: Um, yeah. It's 2007 Doof Avenue. It's a nickname my dad prefers to call. We have no idea what the street is called actually.
9-1-1 operator (on phone): Okaaay. Well, I'll send out search and rescue as fast I could.
Vanessa: Oh thank you! I could ever repay you?
9-1-1 operator (on phone): Oh, don't worry. (revealed in the 9-1-1 center to be Maddie from the hit FOX {DuMont}/ABC series 9-1-1) I'm always on track to repaying.
Vanessa ends the call but only to realized something in confusion.
Vanessa: (confused manner) What the heck is OpenStreetMap?
Meanwhile in Pops's House and inside, Doof was seen resting on the couch.
Doof: (sighs) Man, I miss Perry the Platypus. I wish he was here right now.
Rigby (in the background): You tell me. (comes in) I know how you feel. There was once an intern named Thomas. And just like the rest of us, excluding me and Mordecai if working together, he was always on-track. Most days he barely talks. But then, we never see him again.
Doof: What happened to him?
Rigby: Oh, he turned out to be a Russian spy named Nikolai. He tried to take the park away to Russia but was betrayed by another spy named Natasha or whatever her name was. He knew what had to do and he defended us. I glad she got eaten up by a hwhale.
Doof: Oh dude, I think I get it. Just go with the flow, right?
Rigby: Yep. That's what I would do. (brings a stack of sodas) Want a drink?
Doof: Do I? Yes please!
Rigby and Doof take their sodas and drink them.
Meanwhile back in the Dwampyverse, Isabella (as wearing her Fireside Girl outfit) and Linda were seen puting the groceries inside the house
Linda: Got all the groceries home just in time. I couldn't have done it without you, Isabella. Thank you so much.
Isabella: You're welcome, Mrs. Flynn-Fletcher. That's what Fireside Girls do.
Linda: Huh, that's weird. I don't hear Candace in her room trying to get me to bust Phineas and Ferb.
Isabella: They must've been testing out their invention with Candace running around to bust them. I bet they'll be back.
Isabella takes her leave while Linda waves goodbye
We go inside to Perry sleeping when suddenly...
{Alarm beeps}
Perry checks his watch
Monogram: Agent P. We've expected that most of your host family have gone missing.
Carl: And I think Doofenshmirtz has vanished too.
Monogram: That's right, Carl. It appears that they got sucked into another universe firing up their microwaves. My microwave, at least, didn't set me to a alternate reality.
Carl: Sir, what part of "you don't have a microwave, sir." do you not understand?
Monogram: Carl, for crying out loud! (to Perry) Anyways, it's up to you to find them by using this remote that we at OWCA made right next to you. (Perry notices that there is a remote next to him) With this, you can go to any universe you want by statically teleportation. But for now, it's your duty to search for most of the host family and their friends. Remember, you don't want to get spotted by them as a secret agent. If you do, I afraid we're going to have to relocate you or wiped their memories again. Good luck and godspeed, Agent P. OWCA is counting on you!
Agent P salutes his boss and then tries his best on how to use the teleportation remote properly. He tried pressing few buttons but can't succeed. Finally, he sets on a button called "UNIVERSE TIME". He presses it and with a statically comic silhouette then a poof, he disappeared.
Chapter Eight: Across the Regular-verse[]
Perry was in a wormhole flying through the vortex when until he teleported inside
(Earth-194)
On a island in Muskoka, Canada came contestants with a host doing a challenge
Chris McLean: Alright, campers! For your next challenge: I want you to suck it up!
The campers confusingly said nothing
Courtney: I’m sorry, What?
Chris McLean: I said I want you to suck IT up!
Scott: Um, what’s iterrrr…… ROH MY GOD!!
Right there they see was “IT”
Jo: Wait, that’s “IT”?!
Alejandro: Ay dios mio! It’s so big! Just as big as my novia Heather’s chest. Ey?
Heather: Shut up! Even though I help you clean yourself up and shave, I still don't trust you! I don't even like you for once!
Alejandro: You didn't even do anything to me!
Zoey: I'm not sucking it up! It-it looks creepy!
Mike: I second that!
Cameron: I third that!
Chef: What Chris says, YOU DO IT! NOW GET TO WORK!
Duncan: Um, sorry to interrupt; not sorry actually, but what's that right there?
They turned their heads over to Perry, which was caughting his eyes red-headed to the people. Perry growls and teleports away, leaving the campers, Chris McLean, and Chef Hatchet confused
Courtney: Was that.. a platypus?
Gwen: I don't remember platypuses being colored teal or something.
Lightning: (to Gwen) Lightning doesn't remember your hair matching white as co-ol and strong as his! SHA-BAM!
Gwen: (sighs annoyingly) Yep, this is what is like to be back.
Jo: We get it, Lightning. You dyed your hair white. Don't come admit that you're better than everyone except for me!
Heather: (to Jo) What's gonna happen to you that already doesn't, muffin-head?
Jo: (angry; to Heather) WHO ARE YOU CALLING "MUFFIN-HEAD", HONEYCOMB SUSHI?!!
Chris McLean: Alright, cut it out! You know what, guys, you're right. This challenge is creepy, Lindsay was voted off, I think we're gonna dig up sand to find pieces instead of this!
The campers have no choice to be agree with Chris there
Sam: Uh, can I say something?
Contestants, Chris McLean, Chef Hatchet: NO!
Scott: Shut up, Sam! No one cares about you! GOSH!
Sam was sadden
(Earth-7513)
At Beach City in the coast of the state of Delmarva (Delaware, Maryland, Virginia)
Steven: Pearl, I want to go with you guys to fight! I'm growing up.
Pearl: Steven, I know you getting older but it's too dangerous. I think it's better if you stay here.
Steven: But Garnet is battling Jasper at the Gem Homeworld!
Garnet: (monotone voice) I'm actually right here.
Perry growls and teleports away
Garnet: Also who or what was that?
Pearl: I have no idea. (to Amethyst) (gasps) Amethyst, what did I say about dancing in front of Steven like that? You're scaring him again.
Steven: (shiny eyes) OH MY GOD...!
Amethyst: (while twerking) And I said he isn't scared, he's so distracted. (giggles)
(Earth-2016)
At a summer camp in front of a lake
Perry teleports here between two pine trees
David: HELLO! Welcome to Camp Camp- (David then screams)
Max screams too
Perry then teleports away with static out of boredom
Gwen: Can you guys shut the f**K up! Geez.
They stopped and then the campers came in
Neil: Um, what just happened?
Jermy Fartz: (appears from the trees) And I'm here too!
They all groan out of annoys but Nikki who laughs
Max: NO! GO AWAY! WE TOLD YOU WE DON'T WANT YOU HERE!
Jermy Fartz: Aw beans. (He walks away sadly)
Max: David, suck a dick!
David: (sobs happily) That's my Max!
(Earth-1989)
At 742 Evergreen Terrace in Springfield, {NAME OF US STATE WITHHELD}
Bart: Homer! Get your fat ass down here.
Homer: (angry) BART! Don't call me that!
Bart: Eat my shorts!
Homer: (angry) Why you little!
Homer begins strangling Bart out of insulting anger and Bart did it back while Perry was seen teleported here for a brief moment and statically goes away
Marge: Stop strangling each other!
They stopped
Lisa: Dad, where's my saxophone?
Homer realizes
Homer: D'oh!
Bart: Don't have a cow, man!
(Earth-1999)
At 31 Spooner Street, music was played in background outside
Brian walks over
Brian: Hey, Peter. What are you doing?
Peter: (upset) I'm doing worse. There's no good shows to watch on television. It's worse than the time a teal-fur platypus just came outta nowhere!
(Cutaway)
Peter: Uhhh...
Perry growls and teleports from here
(End of cutaway)
Brian: What the hell was that?
Peter: (flabbergasted) I-i don't know!
(Earth-1997)
Three young boys were seen at the famous bus stop in South Park when their fat friend joins them
Cartman: You guys! Check this out! I got a platypus that is green!
Stan: Dude, what?
Cartman: Yep, he just spawn out of nowhere and landed here. I think I'll call him: Jewkiller.
Kyle: You're such a fatass, Cartman!
Cartman: Don't call me fat, you f**king jew!
Kenny mumbles
Cartman: You too, Kenny! That's why you're poor!
Perry teleports away leaving the boys confused
Cartman: What?
Stan: Cartman, where the hell did it go?
Cartman: I have no idea but it was fun while it lasted. I never want a pet platypus that is green! Screw you guys! I'm going home!
Cartman walks away when Kenny gets a brain aneurysm and faints to death, shocking Stan and Kyle
Stan: Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
Kyle: You bastards!
(Earth-1819: Home of the Regular Show)
Perry finally gets to this universe and sneaks into the bushes where no one can see that he's an agent working for OWCA not even the park workers
Benson: (in the background) Hey! You two slackers get back to work or YOU'RE FIRED! That's a warning!
Candace: (in the background; to Phineas and Ferb) Like I said: you boys are so busted when we get back home.
Perry: (while growling) I've got a bad feeling about this.