Phineas and Ferb's Christmas Classics

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Summary[]

We see Baljeet sitting in an armchair by the fire in his sewer home. He tells the audience all about what's coming up in the episode; it is a collection of songs dedicated to Christmas and other winter holidays.

Phineas starts singing "O Holy Night", with adding "I Know what we're gonna do today", then Ferb joins him singing a rap version of "Hark the Herald Angels Sing"

Then, Isabella teach the firesides how to play with a dreidel, and sings "Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel". Also join Mrs. García-Shapiro.

Monogram makes his own version of "Carol of the Bells" adding "O'er" and "Monogram Out" to it, also, Carl is heard saying "Sorry Sir" on the background

Doofenshmirtz is seen singing "O Tanennbaum", he remembers all his years with Christmas Inators meanwhile he puts Christmas Lights on Norm, and wonders why Perry isn't there, but Vanessa cheers him saying that it's the greatest time of year and sings "Greatest Time of Year", then Perry, appears.

Buford and Baljeet sing "I Saw Three Ships" but Buford starts speaking about presents, then, they argue about if it's ships or sheeps.

Candace and Jeremy sing "Happened in a Sun Valley".

The episode ends with Baljeet saying that the special is over and with all the cast Wishing Merry Christmas to the audience singing "We Wish You a Merry Christmas".

Transcript[]

Chorus: There are two wondrous weeks for our winter vacation,
Before New Years and school comes to end it.
So the holiday challenge for kids of all nations, Is finding a good way to spend it.

Baljeet: Ahh! Christmas Eve. Today I'm gonna host this special but before, let's do this thing

Bowling for Soup and Chorus: Like maybe...

Bowling for Soup: 'Turning our beds into dual toboggans,
{C And sliding down a ski jump tower.
{C Building a snowman the size of Colossus,
{C Or giving a Yeti a shower.
Chorus: Fa, la, la, la!
Bowling for Soup: Staging a snowball fight, {C With giant catapults, {C And snow angels that really fly.
{C Rocking a Christmas carol, {C Wrapping a present, {C Or just shoveling snow off the drive!
Phineas: Well, they can't all be fun.
Bowling for Soup: As you can see there's a whole lot of stuff to do before school starts next year,
{C So stick with us {C 'Cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna spread some Christmas cheer!
So stick with us 'Cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna spread some Christmas cheer!
Candace: Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a Christmas Special!

Baljeet: Hello, Buddys, We're gonna do somethin' a little bit different tonight. Instead of our normal thing, we're just gonna sit back and enjoy some holiday songs.

First Act:[]

So let's start off with some festive songs, sung by my best friends in the whole world.

(we see the Flynn-Fletcher House)

Phineas: You hearded it bro, we must sing; and I know the best song: (the living room turns into a theater and Phineas starts singing):

Oh Holy Night! The stars are brightly shining,
{C It is the night of the dear Saviour's birth.
I know what we're gonna do today
Till He appeared and the Spirit felt its worth.
{C A thrill of hope the weary world rejoices,
{C For yonder breaks a new and glorious morn.
{C Fall on your knees!
Oh, hear the angel voices!
{C O night divine, the night when Christ was born;

{C Ferb: You could try something like this:

Hark the herald angels sing {C "Glory to the newborn King!
Peace on earth and mercy mild {C God and sinners reconciled" {C Joyful, all ye nations rise
{C Join the triumph of the skies
{C With the angelic host proclaim: {C "Christ is born in Bethlehem" <br&gt {C Hark! The herald angels sing <br&gt {C "Glory to the newborn King!"

Second Act[]

(We return to Baljeet's home)

Baljeet: Hello; welcome again, for some people Christmas doesn't exist, for example, Jews celebrate Channukah, and here is a Channukah carol from my favorite Jew.

(we see Isabella's living room)

Katie: Hey, Isabella. Whatcha doin'?
Isabella: I'm playing Dreidel, and, do not steal my gag
Adyson: You not act this way when Phineas says it, oh, the love
Isabella: Please girls, we are trying to sing
Isabella: I have a little dreidel. I made it out of clay.
When it's dry and ready, then dreidel I shall play.
Isabella and the Fireside Girls: {C Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made it out of clay.
{C Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, then dreidel I shall play.
I have a little dreidel. I made it out of clay.
{C When it's dry and ready, then dreidel I shall play.
Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made it out of clay.
Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, then dreidel I shall play.
Vivian: Hey, Girls. Qué Están Haciendo?
Isabella: Mamá!, I mean, Mom! <br&gt Vivian: Ok, Are you playing Dreidel, May I join?
Isabella: Yes
All: My dreidel's always playful. It loves to dance and spin.
{C A happy game of dreidel, come play now let's begin.
Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, it loves to dance and spin
Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel. Come play now let's begin.
Isabella: I have a little dreidel. I made it out of clay.
When it's dry and ready, dreidel I shall play. All: Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay. Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, then dreidel I shall play.

Thirtd Act[]

(We return to Baljeet's home) {C Baljeet: The next song cames for Perry's secret lair so... Hey Where is Perry?

Monogram:Hark! Hear the Bells, Sweet Silver Bells, All seem to say, Ding Dong, O'er Carl: O'er sir? (Carl in background is heared saying "Sir" all the song) Monogram: Christmas is here, Bringing good cheer, To young and old, meek and the bold Ding-Dong-Ding-Dong, That is their song, Googly-Moogly, all caroling One seems to hear, words of the cheer From everywhere, filling the air, Carl: Sir Monogram: Oh, how they pound, raising the sound or here and there, telling their tale Gailly they ring, While People sing Songs of the Cheer, Christmas is here On, on they send, on without end Their Joyful tone, to every home Hark! Hear the bells, sweet silver bells All seem to say, Ding Dong, Carl: Sir Monogram: On, on they send, On without end Their joyful tone, to every home Ding-dong-Mono-gram Out! Carl: Sorry Siiiiiir Fourth Act[] Baljeet:Now relax and enjoy an evil song from the most evil company ever: D.E.Inc. <br&gt Bowling For Soup: Doofenshmirtz Evil in Christmas. Doofenshmirtz:O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum, wie treu sind deine Blätter. O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum, wie treu sind deine Blätter. De grünst nicht nur zur Sommerzeit, Nein, auch im Winter, wenn es schneit. O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum, wie treu sind deine Blätter. Vanessa: What's the matter, Dad? Doof: I don’t have an Inator and Perry the platypus isn’t here Vanessa: But, Dad, it’s the greatest time of year Doof: Yes? Vanessa: I will sing it: There's a special kind of feeling in the air It only happens at this time of year When everyone is filled with love and cheer 'Cause that's what matters Pretty paper boxes tied with bows Walking in the sun or in the snow We can feel the excitement growing, knowing It's the greatest time of year, and it's here Help me celebrate it With everybody here, friends so dear Let me simply state it. Joy to the world and everyone Lift up your hearts and feel the love It's our favourite way, to spend the holiday Yeah We can get all cozy by the fire Turn the music up a little higher I don't think that I could ever tire Of being together Decorate the tree, hang mistletoe And stand by me It's a picture perfect moment captured Memories that we'll have after Spend the holidays... It's the greatest time It's the greatest time of year, and it's here Help me celebrate it With everybody here, friends so dear Let me simply state it Joy to the world Joy to the world Joy to the world It's the greatest time of year It's the greatest time. Vanessa: Dad, look who is here (Perry chatters) Fifth Act[]

Baljeet: You Liked, now, it's the turn for the best Bully ever: Buford

Buford:I saw three sheeps come sailing in On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day
I saw three sheeps come sailing in
On Christmas Day, in the morning.
Baljeet:' Buford, there were Ships not sheeps
Buford: It is my version!!!!!!!!!!!'
Buford: ' I see presents only for me
only for me
'I see presents only for me
'On Christmas Day in the Morning

Six Act[]

(We return to Baljeet's home)

Baljeet: After this song we have Danville's best couple...

(we see Jeremy and Incidentials concert)

Candace: I can believe it
Stacy: Oh my gosh, He told you sing with him?
Candace: Yes
Jeremy: Hey, Candace, do you wanna join us?

Candace and Jeremy: {C Howdy folks, let’s go for a ride
{C Get your favorite one to sit by your side
{C Cuddle up in a sleigh, gitty up, Nellie Gray, and away we go
{C While you listen to the sleighbells ring
{C You‘re yodeling to your baby
{C You’ll feel nice and warm
&nbsp {C No matter how cold it may be {C Take a look at little Jack and Jill
{C They ski down a hill {C That‘s a snowplough turn
{C And look, there’s a spill,
{C There‘s a spill on a hill
{C When you’re down it’s a thrill
{C To go up again {C Everybody ought to learn to ski
{C For that is how we first met {C We were that Candace and Jeremy
That came down a hill
{C When I looked at you
{C My heart took a spill
{C Took a spill on a hill {C It’s a thrill that I can’t forget...
It happened in Sun Valley Not so very long ago
{C There were sunbeams in the snow {C And a twinkle in your eyes {C I remember oh! so clearly
&nbsp {C That you nearly passed me by
{C Then it happened in Sun Valley <br&gt {C When you slipped and fell, and so did I...
It happened in Sun Valley
{C Not so very long ago
{C There were sunbeams in the snow
{C And I fell in love when I saw that {C Twinkle in your eyes <br&gt {C I remember oh! so clearly
{C That you nearly passed me by {C
Then it happened in Sun Valley
&nbsp {C When you slipped and fell, and so did I...
Now ev’ry year we go back and then
{C We recall that fall and that moment when
{C We were there on a hill <br&gt {C So we both take a spill {C And we’re Candace and Jeremy {C Again!

Baljeet: This is over, now we want to wish you Merry Christmas, C'mon everybody.

All: We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas
And a happy new year

Phineas: We wish you the best day ever
And hope all your Christmas endeavors
Are super-fun, amazing, and clever
And that your New Year's rocks, too

Isabella: Oh, come tell me what'cha doin'
{C All my relatives just flew in
{C From Mexico and Jerusalem
{C For the holidays
Both Christmas trees and menorahs
{C It can be confusing for us
{C When we break into a chorus
{C Of "olé" (iOlé!) and "oy vey" (Oy vey!)

Major Monogram: Good missions I'll give
To Agents A through Z
Carl, get away from that punch bowl
I'm saving that for me

Carl: Sorry, sir...

We wish you a Perry Christmas
&nbsp {C We wish you a Perry Christmas
{C We wish you a Perry Christmas
And a (Perry chitters) new year

Baljeet:I wish for a calculator- {C Slash-Hindi-English translator
{C To find a common denominator
{C In both of my tongues

Buford: Good wedgies I'll give
To all of you nerds
That's how I say "Merry Christmas"
{C I ain't good with words

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: I wish you would let me rule you
In evil I'm going to school you
&nbsp {C I won't sugarcoat or fool you
Your New Year's looks grim
I warn you, my new -inator <br&gt {C Will force you to serve me later
{C So why not just choose to cater <br&gt {C To my every whim?

(End Credits):

All: We wish your every endeavor
{C Makes this the best Christmas ever
{C And we're all so glad that we will never <br&gt Mention figgy pudding...
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Oh, great. Well now we've mentioned it.<br&gt {C Major Monogram: You know, no one would have noticed if you'd have just kept your mouth shut.

Gags[]

The "Too Young" Line[]

None.

Ferb's Lines[]

Ferb: YouI would change the song(sings "Hark the Herold Angels Sing")

Whatcha doin'?[]

Katie: Hey, Isabella. Whatcha doin'?

Isabella: I'm playing Dreidel, and, do not steal my gag

Adyson: You not act this way when Phineas says it, oh, the love

Isabella: Please girls, we are trying to sing

Mrs García-Shapiro: Hey, Girls. Qué Están Haciendo?

Isabella: Mamá!, I mean, Mom!

Perry's entrance to his lair[]

Not seen.

Evil Jingle[]

Doofenshmirtz Evil in Christmas

Songs[]

"Winter Vacation"- Bowling For Soup
"O Holy Night, I Know what we're gonna do today"- Phineas Flynn

"Hark the Herald Angels Sing"- Ferb Fletcher

"Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel"- Isabella García-Shapiro and the Fireside Girls (ft: Mrs. García-Shapiro)

"Carol of the Bells" - Major Monogram and Carl, the Intern

"O Tanennbaum"- Dr. Doofenshmirtz

"Greatest Time of Year"- Vanessa Doofenshmirtz

"I Saw Three Ships"- Buford Van Stomm and Baljeet Raj"

"Happened in a Sun Valley"- Candace Flynn and Jeremy Johnson (ft: The Incidentials)

"We Wish You a Merry Christmas"- Phineas and Ferb Cast

Background Information[]

This episode is a parody of a "South Park" episode ("Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics)

Continuity[]

The Incidentials re-appear ("The Best Lazy Day Ever", "Make Play", "Candace Gets Busted")
Ferb is dressed again like he was on "Spa Day"
Monogram says O'er ("Holiday Favorites") and Googly-Moogly ("Ready for the Bettys"; "Cliptastic Countdown")

Cast[]

{C appeared but they didn't speak

Norm
Coltraine
Jeremy's Unnamed Drummer