Phineas & Ferb Meets Family Guy

"Damn you, vile teenage girl! You're worse than my mom!"
-Stewie, when his weapon is taken away by Candace

Phineas, Ferb & the gang meets the Griffin family. They ask Candace to babysit Stewie & Suzy. Meanwhile, Doofenshmirtz and Perry goes to the Drunken Clam to meet Family Guy characters.

Summary[]

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Transcript[]

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Songs[]

Phineas & Ferb Theme Song (Family Guy style)
Family Guy Theme Song (Phineas & Ferb style)
The FCC Song

Trivia[]

This episode has 2 intros, one being the Phineas & Ferb intro with Family Guy characters & the other being the Family Guy intro with Phineas & Ferb characters.
The part where Suzy & Stewie scold Candace for the grilled cheese sandwich is a reference to "Brian in Love", where Stewie scolds Lois for a tuna salad sandwich.
The part where Baljeet falls off in a bathtub is a reference to the bathtub gags with Cleveland.

Memorable Quotes[]

Stewie: Candace, what the hell is this?

Candace: Stewie, it's a grilled cheese sandwich.
Suzy: Oh, is that what it is, really? Because me & Stewie could have sworn it was mayonnaise & cat food sandwich! (throws the sandwich at Candace)

Candace: Now look what you did! You ruined my clothes! And by the way, this happens to be my favorite food.

Cameron: Wow, you guys look like a bunch of freaks! Especially you, Meg.

Peter: Shut up!
Meg: No, it's OK. I've been called ugly many times before.

Candace: You call Meg ugly? I think she looks pretty cute. (Meg takes her glasses off) Eww, I take that back! No wonder Meg's ugly! Physically, that is. Inside, she's a beauty.

Stewie: So Adam, do you use your weapons at all?

Adam: I do Stewie, but I only use them for target practice and emergacies only.
Stewie: Oh, please. I bet you can't kill me!

Adam: Stewie, I'm a kind person and Phineas & Isabella is always there for me and is like a brother & sister to me, so you can f*ck off!

(After Peter accidentally destroys most of the front of the Tjinder house, revealing that Baljeet is taking a bath)

Baljeet: What the devil?
(Baljeet's bathtub starts falling down)
Baljeet: No, no, no, no, no, NOOOOOO!
(Baljeet's bathtub falls down and breaks)
Phineas: That was weird.

Peter: Usually, it's Cleveland who falls down from the bathtub.

Stewie: You know, Brian, I don't like to help Doofenshmirtz anymore, because he fails too many times already. He even fails worse than I do.

Brian: Actually, Stewie, you don't fail that much. Every single time you're going on a time traveling disaster, you always make it out successfully.
(Just then, Peter, Meg, and Chris showed up)
Peter: Me and Chris really seem to have a really good relationship with each other. We both wish they could build rollercoasters for fat people to enjoy. We're having fun with that too.
Lois: Wow, Peter, I sure am glad you and Chris have a really good relationship with each other. I'm sure that one day, they'll build one for you.
(Suddenly, Brian hears the alarm from his wrist communicator)
Brian: Uh oh! I forgot something! I have to go down inside my secret OWCA lair. I gotta go put on my fedora, and see what the evil dog pound owner is doing.
(Brian puts on his fedora and becomes an OWCA agent)

Backup singers: BRIAN!