Ferb: You know he deserves it.
Phineas: I don't believe in revenge.
Isabella: Whatcha doin'?
Phineas: Ferb wants to get revenge on Connor but I don't believe getting revenge is the answer.
Isabella: It is.
Ferb: But how do we?
Isabella: Connor said when he has to puke it is very uncomfortable.
Ferb: Tilt-A-Whirls make people puke.
Isabella: Phineas, I know what you're gonna do today.
Phineas: Not to change the subject but where's Perry?
(Perry jumps over the fence and into his lair covered in roses)
Major Monogram: Ah Agent P, is it Valentine's Day Carl?
Carl: No sir.
Major Monogram: Ah well Agent P giant balls, a spinning pole, a giant rope, and rafts have been showing up at Doofenshmirtz's, please find out what's going on.
Connor: Hey guys!
Isabella: You got a lot of nerve coming here.
Connor: In a way coming here benefits me.
Phineas: Why?
Connor: My parents argue 18 hours a day.
Ferb: Why?
Connor: I think they might hate each other.
Isabella: You're insane.
Connor: I know but if it weren't for my parents I'd be at my house talking to Celeste.
Phineas: Who is she?
Connor: One of my close friends.
Isabella: Well this benefits me for my Fireside Girls sash.
Connor: Why, is it for a Puking From Great Heights patch?
Isabella: It's called the Revoltion From Unreachable Points patch.
Connor: (sarcastically) Funny.
Isabella: I'm not joking.
Connor: I'm pretty sure you are.
Isabella: Look here. (pulls out book)
Connor: So there is.
Irving: Hey guys, girls, Connor.
Connor: I don't take comments like that to any offense.
Voice: Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorparated!
(Perry jumps in and a perfectly fitting metal casing falls on him)
Doofenshmirtz: Ah, Perry the Platypus! I was watching Swipeout last night and thought I should turn the park in to a Swipeout field and so only I can use it I invented the Climbinator!
(shows a rope and gravelling hook)
Doofenshmirtz: And to ensure nothing gets in the way the Pulverizinator: it'll pulverize anything!
(Perry tries to break out but is trapped)
Phineas: So our Tilt a Whirl works through-
Connor: I know how it works.
Isabella: Someone's upset.
Candace: Stacy, you know the new neighbors.
Stacy: The Calderons?
Candace: Yeah one helped me bust Phineas and Ferb yesterday.
Stacy: How?
Candace: He taught me just to wait for my mom instead of forcing her.
Stacy: SO wanna go to the mall...
Candace: After the best day of my life nothing would be better.
Connor: What's your problem with me Isabella?
Isabella: What you did yesterday.
Connor: I apologized and in my defense you guys were laughing at me.
Isabella: We were laughing at something Phineas said earlier.
Connor: Oh then why did you laugh at me for Buford's physical attacks?
Isabella: That's unexplainable. (pukes)
Connor: This was just made to make me vomit.
Isabella: No.
Connor: I can tell you are lying.
Isabella: How?
Connor: A. You just admitted it, B. It's a long story and C. I cant vomit.
Doofenshmirtz: And- (fires and hits a tree)
Danville Citizen: I wonder how much longer this tree will stand.
(tree explodes)
(Perry gets the trap off and it hits Doofenshmirtz's eyes)
Doofenshmirtz: Ow!
Phineas: So was it fun?
Everyone: Yes!
Isabella: I earned my patch.
COnnor: It's real?
Isabella: Yeah.
Connor: That's weird on new levels.
Phineas: Connor have you always had that accent?
Connor: Yeah, it's from Argentina.
Ferb: You're from Argentina?
Connor: No, my dad and my mom's family is from Germany I'm from a weird town.
Irving: Explains your attitude from head to toe.
Connor: That made no sense.
(screen switches to Linda)
Linda: Wow, no call from Candace, oh well.
(screen switches back)
Isabella: Your attitude is getting to us.
Connor: Trust me the people from my town are meaner.
Isabella: Than you?
Connor: (sarcasticaly) No, Atilla the Hun.
Doofenshmirtz: Hey, I can't see! (fires and hits part of the Tilt a Whirl) Very clever but the is still intact! (fires and deflects off mirror and hit the Pulverizinator) Curse you Perry the Platypus!
(Perry swingsdown taking the rest of the Tilt a Whirl breaking the roof)
Doofenshmirtz: Ow!
Phineas: I'm stating to take a dislike to Connor.
Isabella: Ditto.
Ferb: Hey Perry.
Linda: How was your day?
Phineas: Not great.
Linda: Sorry to hear that, want some pie?
Phineas: Sure, want some Isabella?
Isabella: Totally!
Trivia[]
- This episode starts the Connor-Phineas Conflict
- Swipeout is a parody of Wipeout
- Perry shouldn't have been able to escape