WARNING: THOSE WHO LIKE LOGIC SHOULD NEVER READ THIS. EVER.
The Adventures of Irving and Friends
Episode 16
July Fools Day //
It was a normal sunny day in Danville. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, and fluttershy was a tree.
Irving and Albert were hanging out at Phineas and Ferb’s house. Well, Albert was. Irving was stalking from behind a fern plant while Albert was talking to Phineas.
Tacos are plants.
Albert: So you’re telling me there ARE more than 104 days?
Ferb: The network demanded it.
Phineas: Indeed. So remind me Albert, why are you here?
Albert: Well I figured that I need to actually talk to Phineas and ferb by myself so I can see if I can stand them.
Phineas: Uh….cool story bro.
Albert: Wait, what were we talking about before?
Phineas: So far we’ve talked about War, the presidential election, Kony, and a giant talking muffin.
Albert: Well that’s odd. I don’t care about the election!
Phineas: Well it isn’t until later anyway. Wow, I forgot how far away the end of summer is.
Albert: We’ve had summer since like, 2007. That’s an understatement. Irving: *giggles* he broke the fourth wall.
Phineas: I heard that Irving. Irving: Drat, I’ve been spotted!
Irving stepped out from behind the plant, and sat down on the couch the others were sitting on.
Phineas: Why were you spying on us when you could freely talk to us?
Irving: it’s more fun. Phineas: that makes sense.
Albert: so….any good holidays coming up?
Irving: not that I know of.
Phineas: I think it could be international cheese steak day.
Irving: oh! Yay! Albert: I mean a real one! Like….April fool’s day!
Phineas: April fool’s day? That’s my favorite holiday!
Everyone: IT IS?! Phineas: of course! I build insane inventions all the time. Imagine what I do on April fool’s day!
Irving: but shouldn’t you be against pranking people? Phineas: Why? There’s no harm in a little joke. Besides, I do funny pranks, not cruel ones. Irving: okay then. Albert: Why can’t it be April fool’s day today? Phineas: Because it’s July. Albert: then why can’t it be JULY fool’s day? Phineas: Hmmm…Ferb, I know what we’re gonna do today! Irving: meh Phineas: ….did you just react to my catchphrase with “meh?”! Irving: JULY FOOLS! Phineas: haw, I see what you did there! Albert: okay….
- Long silence*
Albert: So… Phineas: what? Irving: shouldn’t you be asking where perry is? Phineas: Who cares about Perry? Everyone: Gasp! Phineas: July fools! Irving: ah! You got me there!
Phineas: but seriously, where’s perry?
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Perry was of course, already in his HQ, about to receive a mission from Monogram. Pancakes are people.
Monogram: Good mid-evening Agent-P. Dr Doofenshmirtz has done absolutely nothing and it doesn’t concern us, so don’t find out what he’s up and don’t put a stop to it. Carl: and I like cheese cake! Monogram: and I like pie. No, this episode makes no sense. So go do things that make no sense. Carl: Wanna go get some Spanish chocolate cheeto’s? Monogram: Sure!
Perry walked away, without even blinking.
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Jingle Singers: Doofenshmirtz’s…place that he owns!
Perry burst into DEI for the 10000th time this year.
He waited for the usual trap…but for some reason, nothing happened.
Doofenshmirtz: Ah, Perry the platypus! I am so glad you’re here. ….JULY FOOL’S! Haw, yes. Got you there. You see, there’s no trap, because in order for a prank to work, it has to be unexpected, you expected a trap, so there is no trap! Of course…now you can escape if I do anything evil…guess I should have thought this out more. Well anyway, you may wonder what’s going on. We’ll let me show you my latest invention.
Doof pointed to said invention.
Doofenshmirtz: Behold the random inator! Whatever or whoever this baby hits is forced to do random things that make no sense! You see Perry the platypus, back in Gimmelshtump my parent’s never-wait…where’s my wavy flashback clip? I thought I had a clip. Darn. Ah well. Let’s move on. Doofenshmirtz: the point is, I want to spread random chaos! You see, my favorite holiday is April fool’s day. I can spread evil all I want, and no one cares! So I figured I should spend April fool’s day early, cuz why not? So yea, I fired the inator over the entire town this morning. So far it seems to real fun. But I haven’t noticed anything odd around this place so far. Norm: Boss, can I go roller-skating with weasels? Doofenshmirtz: Sure, just be back by 4. See, nothing odd! ///
Phineas: So off-screen I told a bunch of people about July fool’s day. Albert: Good, so what do we do now? Phineas: I don’t know, I don’t notice anything odd.
Then, Candace arrived from upstairs, with Stacy by her side, dressed in French Maid outfits
Candace: ohai Phineas.
Albert: oh there you are Stacy…and Candace.
Candace: Me and Stacy are heading out to do some stuff. Ferb: Stacy and I Candace This isn’t about you! Stacy: Pfft, grammar nazi… Irving: Wait, something is odd here…Candace isn’t trying to bust! Candace: oh, I didn’t notice. Eh, I don’t feel like it. Albert: …k then. Well you girls have fun. Candace and Stacy: Bye!
They left.
Phineas: so nothing odd so far..
Then a satellite crashed into the house.
Linda (Off-screen): Candace, you’re in charge!
Then a herd of moose ran in.
Linda: Still in charge!
Albert: Still nothing. Irving: Let’s go outside Phineas: good idea!
They all went outside and of course, they were met with break dancing werewolves.
Albert: dang it, I hate these werewolves Irving: At least they’re wearing shir-nope they just went off. Werewolf: Shirts are too mainstream Vampire: At least you didn’t your girlfriend pregnant when I should have known that no condoms=babies. …I’m an idiot. Phineas: That was forced. Vampire: shut up! Albert: Twilight bashing is too mainstream. Phineas: Still nothing odd! Why is no one going crazy for no reason?!!
Then Rodney walked in piloting a giant robot…sort of
Rodney: Behold, my giant robot! Irving: I don’t see anything./ you’re just standing there with a sign saying “CGI to be added later Rodney: Yea, my effects team is working on it. It’s going to be really cool later! Albert: Will you have anything interesting to than just throwing CGI everywhere? Rodney: …not really. Irving: whatever, Micheal bay. …wait, who the hell are you? Rodney: I’m a carrot
Then Rodney was a carrot
Ferb: …cool story bro.
Albert: I bet that CGI’s gonna suck anyway.
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Doofenshmirtz: So Perry the platypus, that is how I became king of Canada. And as you would expect, I am also part hamster. So where was I? Oh yea, the random inator thingy. I don’t think it worked. I haven’t noticed anything odd.
Vanessa then walked in wearing a nurse’s outfit Vanessa: Dad, I’m gonna go get some lunch. Bye. Doofenshmirtz: yea, have fun sweetie. See, nothing/! I don’t get it.
Then Norm turned into a taco
Norm: I’m yummy!
Doofenshmirtz: shut up norm. See what I mean? I guess the inator didn’t work.
Then Norm blew up. And john was a zombie
Doofenshmirtz: hey something is odd around here….that picture frame over there is crooked!
He then fixed the crooked picture.
Doofenshmirtz: much better. ….I’m bored now.
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Phineas: So have we forgotten something? Albert: don’t know. Irving: I think I know. Phineas: what? Irving: the song! Everyone: oh yeah! Phineas: begin the obligatory song! Phineas: Well, that was fun.
- They sing The Obligatory Song *
Then, Isabella walked onto the scene.
Isabella: hey Phineas. Watcha doing?
Albert: We’re here too you know.
Isabella: I…really don’t care
Phineas: We created july fool’s day! I told everyone about it. Though nothing odd has happened so far.
Just then, they were approached by The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Irving: oh look, it’s the Ninja Turtles!
Michelangelo: Were you expecting maybe, the adams family?
Albert: …what?
Raphael: shut up, Mikey. Irving: Sorry guys, we don’t have time for stupid crossovers
Michelangelo: oh come on!
Albert: GO!
Turtles: whatever
Then they left
Phineas: so who wants to go get some food? Everyone: I do!
Irving: let’s go to that burger place that just so happens to close to us!
They walked into the place that just so happened to be right across from them.
But the minute they walked in, they saw they were in the middle of another planet, with aliens and robots beating the crap out of each other
Albert: oh look, we’re in a space adventure movie!
Irving: cool.
Then they were approchaed by an odd looking alien.
Alien: beesa bar bar jinks!
Irving: Darn, it’s a space adventure prequel
Albert: let’s get out of here!
Phineas: yea.
They quickly ran out.
They were back out on the streets were they were before
Albert: this day has been really boring. Something fun needs to happen!
Irving: like what?
Baljeet and Buford then walked in…but Baljeet was a Elephant and Buford was a Pygmy marmoset
Buford: hey look. I’m proof god has sense of humor!
Albert: I thought that was the platypus Phineas: HEY!
Albert: oh, sorry
Baljeet: so how goes it, comrades? Phineas: fine. Though I think this episode has been going on too long Irving: I think it’s too short.
Albert: well too bad!
Phineas: so how will we end it?
Just then a delorean appeared and landed right beside them. And of course, Another Baljeet stepped out of it
Phineas: Baljeet?!
Future Baljeet: Guys! You have got to come back with me/
Isabella: where?
Future Baljeet: back to the future!
Irving Wait, what happens to us in the future? Do we become jerks or something?
Future Baljeet: yes, but that is not the problem! It is your kids!
Albert: whose kids?
Future Baljeet: the kids of Phineas and-
Irving: oh come on, Back to the future parodies are overdone and lame!
Future Baljeet: quiet you! Just get in the car
Albert: no way!
Phineas: But wait, we don’t have any clever jokes for a good parody?
Future Baljeet: jokes? Where we are going, we do not need…jokes.
Irving: get out of here!
Future Baljeet: fine.
The other Baljeet then left in the time machine thing.
Albert: well that was stupid. How the heck will this episode en-
THE END
HAPPY APRIL FOOL’S DAY!