If Phineas and Ferb didn't have Musical numbers
Written By Gurgy
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Flop Starz[]
Linda: Well, a musical act goes to the top of the chart with a catchy tune and meaningless lyrics. Then they throw a big diva tantrum, lose their label, then face obscurity. Before they know it, their song is... elevator music. Years later, they have a reunion concert, and after that, they never sing again, and no one remembers them. Not that I would know anything about that.
Phineas: A one hit wonder...that's interesting. So what should we do today Ferb?
Ferb: *Shurgs*
- Later*
Candace: Oh really?
Candace went through the turnstiles and...nothing happened.
Candace: Hmmm...I smell a lack of phineas and ferb doing something...
Stacy: How can you smell that?
Candace: They don't seem to be doing anything. ...Now i don't feel like doing this. I'm gonna go sulk in the dark.
Stacy: ...Have fun
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One Good Scare Ought To Do It[]
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Phineas: That is, if you can handle it.
Isabella: *Hiccup* Okay!
Phineas: Let's walk inside the haunted house now.
Isabella: ...Is this it?
Phineas: Yes. Yes it is.
Isabella: I expected something more...spectacular
Phineas: ...Well that's all i got.
Isabella: ..i'm going home now
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Rollercoaster The Musical[]
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Phineas: You know Ferb, one of the best days we ever had was when we build that rollercoaster. We should do it again!
Ferb: Why?
Phineas: I don't know. We won't do it in any special way. We're just gonna do it!
Ferb: ...No. I'm going back to bed.
Phineas: Oh quiet you.
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Dude We're Getting The Band Back Together[]
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Sherman: I've been hanging out here ever since.
Phineas: ...You seem to have rhythm to me.
Sherman: I disagree. And there's no way i'm joining the band again.
Phineas: I'll give you anything! Money, woman...men?
Sherman: No thanks.
Phineas: Ah well, maybe we can celebrate Mom and Dad's Anniversary another way
- A few days later*
Phineas: I can't believe mom and dad got a divorce
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Summer Belongs To You[]
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Phineas: You heard the man, let's enjoy this party!
- Later*
Isabella: ...This isn't much of a party. It needs...something.
Jeremy: Yes. Yes it does.
Candace: Jeremy! You came home early!
Jeremy: Yes...but i forgot why. This dull looking party made me forget.
Candace: Well, remember that thing on the bridge?
Jeremy: I think..it was something about root beer right?
Candace: No! You know, the B word...
Jeremy: Candace! There are children present!
Candace: No the other one! And the G word!
Jeremy: Oh yeah that. I'm kinda out of it right now, and nothing...awesome is happening. So let's forgot about that, okay?
Candace: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Phineas: Ferb, next project: Extra Strength ear plugs.
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Phineas and Ferb Christmas Vacation[]
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Doofenshmirtz: There are plenty of other holidays i can't stand. Like...well i can't really think of any actually. Strange, isn't it? I guess i'm indifferent to most holidays, as well as Christmas. Well, perry the platypus, i guess i don't need to use the machine. You can destory it, i;m going to bed.
- Later*
Phineas: Well that was an okay day. We didn't really do much after cheering the city up. It was..sort of boring actually.
Candace: Oh my gosh! I totally forgot about Jeremy! I don't have a gift! What will i do?
Phineas: ...He's right behind you.
Candace: ...crud. Well i guess you're gonna be understanding like usual, right?
Jeremy: Normally yes, but Christmas is the season of giving, and you didn't give. I'm...kinda disappointed.
Candace: But Jeremy...
Jeremy: Really disappointed...*Walks away*
Candace: 2nd verse, same as the first...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ferb: /...All this just because we didn't sing?