Song sung by Carl , Coltrane and Francis in "Carl: College Years - The Movie ".
Lyrics[]
(sing in a melody of "I'm Their Queen" from The Simpsons)
Carl (speaking): What would you change?
Coltrane and Francis: Eyes! Glasses! Smile! Hair
Jacket! Poise! Shoes! Swatch watch!
Carl: I don't wanna be a new boy
So please don't brainwash-me
Just help me and don't change me
I want to be loved
For whom I'm really
Not for being just pimp and preen
Francis and Coltrane: Nails! Dimples! Ears! Scrunchie! Purse! Lunchbox! Teeth! Monopoly!
Carl: This cuting up suits me
There's beauty within me
So let's Un-nerd-me
To make her love me
this grown up make over
Has made me a super teen
Because she is my girl
And I am her boy!