I’m Not A Stalker is a song from the The Adventures of Irving and Friends Special How It All Began: The Musical
Lyrics[]
Man: Are you a stalker or something?
Irving: Grrr…
Why does everyone say that?
It's getting old
Do these people
Think they're so bold?
I'm not a Stalker! I am not
So what If I know
P & F built a robot?
Just because I put cameras
I'll over their home
And I'm there wherever they roam
Doesn't mean I stalk!
Sure I know everything
Their hopes, Dreams, and dental records
And who won
Whenever they play checkers
But I'm not a stalker!
Yes I know
All their secrets
And I know
About their…wee pets..
Man: Wee pets?
Irving: I ran out of rhymes!
Of course I know every song they've sung
Don't go, I'm not done!
I'm…not a stalker!
<End Song>
Man:…Whatever. Bye.