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This is an adaptation of the Chirstmas song, We Wish You A Merry Christmas, sung by Lotta potato salad and two of her characters, Iantha the Platypus and Gretchen Bennett.
Lyrics[]
All: We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas
And a happy new year!
Iantha: In my letters to Santa,
I want chemicals from Indiana
And holy bananas,
Is that figgy pudding?
All: We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas
And a happy new year!
Gretchen: Big words I will say
In the OWCA
Why do villians hate Christmas?
It’s a real sad cliche
All: We wish you a Perry Christmas
We wish you a Perry Christmas
We wish you a Perry Christmas
And a “ggyggggrrr” new year!
Lotta: I hope your Christmas is Phintastic
And I’m not being sarcastic
I don’t think I’m being drastic
So have a Ferbulous new year!
Iantha: Drastic. Really?
Lotta: I ran out of rhymes, all right?
All: We wish your every endeavor
Makes this the best Christmas ever
And we're all so glad that we will never
Lotta: Mention. . . you know, I’ll just keep my mouth shut.
Iantha: So have a banana-filled year!