(The music starts with Perry's theme instrumental version)
Voiceover (Danny Jacob): Welcome with "The Doofjerker" starring...Ferb Fletcher as Ferb Fletcher (we see Ferb in a James Bond Style); Vanessa Doofenshmirtz as; Baljeet as B; Francis Monogram as M; Carl the Intern as Mr. Karl; Norm as Norman and Dr. Doofenshmirtz as "Doofjerker".
(A office)
Mr. Karl: Sir, the boss wants to see you
(Ferb makes "OK" sign)
M: 'Morning Fletcher, do you remember Norman?
(Ferb srughs)
M: ehem...Maybe you remember that he was an old robot that was turned into a human; and We don't know why, he stopped working with his boss for become an assistant of a rich man, you must discover why...get o'er there pronto!...Monogram out!
(Ferb arrives at a lab)
Ferb: what do you have for me?
B: Namasté, Buddy, I have a lot of new inventions for you, Míster
Assistant of B: Nerd, show him the inventions
B: OK, buddy, here I have lots of inventions...You see...it seems a pen but it is...a pen/calculator....and now...(shows Meap's spaceship)... it seems Meap's space-ship...no...but it is...a Space-ship/calculator
Assistant of B: Have you made anything not math-related
B: No
Assistant of B: Buford is gonna punch you
B: Ahh!
(Ferb picks up some weapons and gets out; Buford is still punchin' Jeet)
(We see Ferb in a plane)
Phineas: I know where are we gonna fly today...destiny, please? (Ferb shows him a map) cool...this is gonna be the best travel ever
(the plane arrives at a desert)
Ferb: Norman, please
Lawrence: Wahoo, he is here, he is my last incorporation
Maid: a secret agent?, he is going down
Maid 2: He is cute
Maid 1: Stacy, for you all the boys are cute
Maid 2: I know
Maid 1: better I tell mom
Lawrence: Norman, someone wants to see you (Ferb shows Norman a picture of Doof)
Norman: I have no idea of who is that man, I think he went to Las Vegas
(Ferb leaves)
Norman: (picks a phone): Sir, he suspects of you, I sended him to Las Vegas
Doofjerker: Cool...u know?..I will defeat me...I mean...him...this is gonna be easy than steal a candy of a British...because...Doof is British no?
(We see Las Vegas; in a Casino; Ferb makes a sign of he wants something to drink)
Lady V: Hey, cute boy, do you want to expend a good time?
Ferb: I'm on a business travel
Lady V: OK...you know where I'm...(to the waiter) a drink to Doof
Ferb: Doof...eh?
(to Doof)
Hello, Doofjerker
(Perry as a waiter gives a drink to Doof)
Doofjerker: Hey...
(Ferb gasps)
I doesn't matter....what do you want? (Ferb gasps)...I know...you would like to go to my spa...ok...but first you must win me to a very difficult game...I will put my hand on my back do the same...(Ferb starts sweatin')....How many fingers do I have?...
Ferb: 4?
Doof: win...See you at my home today...(Ferb goes out; Vanessa gives Doof a ID)...Ferb Fletcher of the OWCA...(Doof laughs).
(At a restaurant)
M: Good Work, Fletcher, You better go to stop Doof
Mr. Carl: Sir, why have come to a restaurant to talk to this thing, you know sir? that we had won time If Ferb had make u a phone call?
M: ehem...tell that to Povenmire and Marsh, they want to make me appear every 10 minutes...talkin' about Marsh, he has a great voice, people say that I can imitate him very well, what do you think?...ehem...as I was going...Fletcher...get o'er Doof's lair, pronto.
The Slacks: Doofjerker Evil Incorporated
Doofjerker: I'm tired of that jingle...throw them to the sharks
(Vanessa pulls of a bar; they are throw to the sharks)
Doof: cool, swetie, let's call the scientist
Roger: I'm...I'm...wor...king...on...it
Doof: Professor Roger...how many time I gave you to your work?
Roger: I know but I cannot make a machine to make people do...that...
Doof: You are the scientist...well..you know...actually I'm but, not in this story, u'know...normally I'm the scientist of the big schemes, the big...backstory...u'know...but now I only have the big...backstory
Roger: but...I...can...not create a thing....that...make people...do that...you are a mad with the dream of make...people...tear...Lawn Gnomes!...it'...s...Impossible
Doof: I hate hear you talk like that...u'know...throw him too
Lady V: as you want, father. (Vanessa throws Roger to a shark-pole)
Doof: I love my work
(Ferb's plane arrives at D.E.Inc.)
Lady V: We see again...Fletcher
Ferb: (gasps)
Lady V.: Yes...I work for Doofjerker...what do u think?
Ferb: well..actually
Lady V: Shut up...let see what you can do (Vanessa picks a weapon)...what? Fletcher...are you scared?
Ferb: I don't fight girls...because I'm Fletcher...(song: changes to Jacob's voice) Fletcher, Fletcher, Fletcher...Ferb...My name is Ferb, but u can call me 00F...perfect, marvelous, British...is obvious.
Fletcher, Fletcher, Fletcher...I'm Ferb Fletcher
Spy, secret agent and best lover of all...
Lady V: Whatever
Ferb: tell me you hadn't fell in love with me...
Lady V: What?
Ferb: works better with people of my age
Both: Ahhhh!
Ferb: I can't hurt you...I love you
Lady V: ?
(Doof appears) Doofjerker: look who is filtring with the enemy
Lady V: Dad I'm not..
Doof: Silence! u know what they say...who kids goes to sleep catch your eyes...no...wasn't like that...take care of ravens and they end peeing..no...I mean...oh...for badness sake...you are gonna die..(pushes a button and traps both) ((aclaration: Doof mixed to idioms: "the one who sleeps with kid wakes up with pee" and "take care of ravens and they will destroy your eyes"))
Ferb: you crazy drusselstenien
Doof: ah...racist...u hate me because I'm druselstenien
(Ferb gasps but is interrupted)
Doof: because Drusselsteiniens are people too...wait..is Drusselsteiniens or Drusselsteniens or is just with one "s"...oh..my..evil...how it could be...mm...I don't know...u know?...as I was going...my latest Lawn Gnome is over...and know when I push this button...the people will cry..gnomes...because when I was young back in Gimmelshtump...I was forced to be one...u remember that backstory...
Lady V: I remember...bfff
Doof: shut up...traitor..
Lady V: but...dad...
Doof: now...my evil reign start...wait..where is my control remote...
(Perry's tune sounds but with a British accent) Fletcher!
Doof: what the...(Ferb makes amazing fight movements...destroies the gnome and Doof)
Lady V: That was amazing...u see...I never thought I could fell in love with an hero...but..well...for first time I think I love you Ferb...Ferb...Ferb...
Linda: Ferb...sweetie...wake up...I'm going out...
Phineas: you seemed to having a great dream bro...what was about...?
Ferb: secret agents, Perry appeared, normal things (the camera looks at Perry who starts sweating and chattering); in the end credits; the repeat of "Fletcher song".
Cast[]
- Thomas Sangster as Ferb Fletcher/ Agent Fletcher (00F)
- Olivia Olson as Lady V
- Maulik Pancholy as B
- Jeff Marsh as M
- Tyler Mann as Mr. Karl
- John Viener as Norman
- Dan Povenmire as Doofjerker
- Bobby Gaylor as Scientist 1
- Vincent Martella as Pilote/Phineas Flynn
- John O'Hurley as Professor Roger
- Asley Tishdale as Maid 1
- Kelly Hu as Maid 2
- Dee Baker as Waiter/Perry the Platypus
- Caroline Rhea as Mom
- Allyson Stonner as Maids 3 and 4