Agent P gets in a mix up and is captured by Government Agents. Phineas and Ferb turn Irving's spy cameras into a collar for Perry to see where he goes.

Chicken In a Jam

Irving: Hey, I have my old collection of spy cameras. Could you use them in one of your projects?

Phineas: Uh, how did you get here?

Phineas and Ferb are in the car going home from the mall.

Irving: Can you use them?

Phineas: OK.

Perry Chatters.

Phineas: I know, we should turn them into a collar for Perry to see where he goes!

Linda: How cute.

Irving: Hee hee.

Phineas and Ferb look at each other blankly.

Phineas and Ferb are attaching the collar onto Perry while he's sleeping.

Irving: Why is it Perry coloured? Surely it would be easier just to keep it black?

Phineas: We don't want Perry to know it's there or he might not do what he normally does, so we made it platypus coloured so he would think it was just a lump of fur if he saw it.

Irving: Hey, where's Perry?

Perry is in his base walking to his chair.

Phineas: Welcome to Plata-Vision!

Crowds of people are seen sitting in chairs infront of a big screen.

Phineas: And now, over to Perry.

He presses a button on a remote and it shows what Perry sees.

Major Monogram: …and that is why we need you to infiltrate Dr. Doofenshmirtz's base. Good luck Agent P.

Phineas: Ferb, someone infiltrated your spy headquarters and stole Perry's camera!

Ferb: For the last time I did nog buelg ut!

Phineas: What was that?

Perry's hoverjet is seen flying past.

Perry lands next to Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated.

???: It's him!

4 men in black suits approach Perry the Platypus.

???: Perry the Platypus, come with us.

Perry tries to escape but the men shoot him with a knock out gun and he falls asleep.

Perry wakes up and chatters. He's in a cage that is tied down to the floor.

Phineas: Perry chattered! He's OK! But who were those men?

???: You will be fine for a couple of hours, then we can file you into the prison.

Phineas: Who is that?

Perry pulls out his communicator and calls for Major Monogram. He shows him the cage he is in.

Major Monogram: Oh no, you've been captured. Don't worry, we'll send the next best agent after you. But wait a minute, focus on that sign there.

Perry focuses the communicator.

Major Monogram: Great googly-moogly! You've been captured by the Government!

Phineas: Oh no!

The crowd gasps!

Phineas: Wait a minute, next Agent? You mean you didn't make the base?

Ferb: No, no I didn't.

Phineas: Then, who did?

Major Monogram: But why? They work with the O.W.C.A..

Government Agent: Thought you could return to Doofenshmirtz, aye?

Major Monogram: Look in the corner!

A silhouette appeared in the corner of the room and the Agent turned round.

Government Agent: Is that you Mon-ugh-gram...

The silhouette smashes the agents head with a hammer and he fainted. The silhouette steps into the light and it turned out to be Agent C.

Perry chatters happily.

Agent C: P-CKERR!

Phineas: I heard Perry agai - chickens wear fedoras?

“Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorp-ora-ted!”

Doofenshmirtz: Finally, I have finished my Save Perry From People That I Just Saw Out Of The Window That Shouldn't Be Attacking Him Because It's My Job Inator! Now if I just aim it at the spot they were on I will pick up their DNA trace and I can find them!

Doofenshmirtz hits a big red button and the machine fires.

Machine Voice: Scanning DNA. One Moment Please.


Doofenshmirtz: Oh come on you stupid machine.

Machine Voice: What Did I Just Say?

Doofenshmirtz: Don't talk back at me.

Machine Voice: Don't Talk Back At Me! DNA Found.

Doofenshmirtz: Good!

Machine Voice: Locating. One Moment Please.

Doofenshmirtz: Ughh!

The other Agents can be seen around Agent C pointing guns at her.

Phineas: Oh no, fedora chicken is surrounded!

Government Agent: Get ready to be destroyed Agent C. Thought you could team up with Doofenshmirtz too.

Phineas: It's looking like that chicken is in a jam, and Perry is stuck with it. Let's teleport him home using the collar system.

A flash of white light fills the stage. The light clears away and Perry is left where it was. Chatter. Everyone cheers.

Major Monogram: Agents P & C don't work for Doofenshmirtz.

Government Agent: Major, where are you?

The agents look at the communicator in the cage that has Platypus fur on it.

Major Monogram: Yes, I'm speaking through the communicator. Oh I get it, the Platyproliferatorinator was a scheme by Doofenshmirtz to lower Agent P's credibility. They were actually robots.

Government Agent: Why was I not informed? I will destroy this chicken anywa-

A laser beam hits the Agents making them disappear.

Major Monogram: Um, this never happened, OK Agent C?

Agent C: P-CKERR!

Major Monogram: See you tomorrow, Agent C.

Agent C: P-ckerr!

Phineas: Wow Perry, I wonder what that was.

Doofenshmirtz: Yes, no more blacky-wacky suity-wuity guys taking away Per-

Doofenshmirtz accidentally trips on the remains of the Read-My-Mind-Inator and they fly into the Save Perry From People That I Just Saw Out Of The Window That Shouldn't Be Attacking Him Because It's My Job Inator.

The Inator then spins around and fires at Phineas and Ferb's backyard.

Ferb: I wonder who actually did build that secret spy headquar what are we doing?

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