Agent P gets in a mix up and is captured by Government Agents. Phineas and Ferb turn Irving's spy cameras into a collar for Perry to see where he goes.
Chicken In a Jam
Irving: Hey, I have my old collection of spy cameras. Could you use them in one of your projects?
Phineas: Uh, how did you get here?
Phineas and Ferb are in the car going home from the mall.
Irving: Can you use them?
Phineas: I know, we should turn them into a collar for Perry to see where he goes!
Linda: How cute.
Irving: Hee hee.
Phineas and Ferb look at each other blankly.
Phineas and Ferb are attaching the collar onto Perry while he's sleeping.
Irving: Why is it Perry coloured? Surely it would be easier just to keep it black?
Phineas: We don't want Perry to know it's there or he might not do what he normally does, so we made it platypus coloured so he would think it was just a lump of fur if he saw it.
Irving: Hey, where's Perry?
Perry is in his base walking to his chair.
Phineas: Welcome to Plata-Vision!
Crowds of people are seen sitting in chairs infront of a big screen.
Phineas: And now, over to Perry.
He presses a button on a remote and it shows what Perry sees.
Major Monogram: …and that is why we need you to infiltrate Dr. Doofenshmirtz's base. Good luck Agent P.
Phineas: Ferb, someone infiltrated your spy headquarters and stole Perry's camera!
Ferb: For the last time I did nog buelg ut!
Phineas: What was that?
Perry's hoverjet is seen flying past.
Perry lands next to Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated.
???: It's him!
4 men in black suits approach Perry the Platypus.
???: Perry the Platypus, come with us.
Perry tries to escape but the men shoot him with a knock out gun and he falls asleep.
Perry wakes up and chatters. He's in a cage that is tied down to the floor.
Phineas: Perry chattered! He's OK! But who were those men?
???: You will be fine for a couple of hours, then we can file you into the prison.
Phineas: Who is that?
Perry pulls out his communicator and calls for Major Monogram. He shows him the cage he is in.
Major Monogram: Oh no, you've been captured. Don't worry, we'll send the next best agent after you. But wait a minute, focus on that sign there.
Perry focuses the communicator.
Major Monogram: Great googly-moogly! You've been captured by the Government!
Phineas: Oh no!
The crowd gasps!
Phineas: Wait a minute, next Agent? You mean you didn't make the base?
Ferb: No, no I didn't.
Phineas: Then, who did?
Major Monogram: But why? They work with the O.W.C.A..
Government Agent: Thought you could return to Doofenshmirtz, aye?
Major Monogram: Look in the corner!
A silhouette appeared in the corner of the room and the Agent turned round.
Government Agent: Is that you Mon-ugh-gram...
The silhouette smashes the agents head with a hammer and he fainted. The silhouette steps into the light and it turned out to be Agent C.
Perry chatters happily.
Agent C: P-CKERR!
Phineas: I heard Perry agai - chickens wear fedoras?
“Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorp-ora-ted!”
Doofenshmirtz: Finally, I have finished my Save Perry From People That I Just Saw Out Of The Window That Shouldn't Be Attacking Him Because It's My Job Inator! Now if I just aim it at the spot they were on I will pick up their DNA trace and I can find them!
Doofenshmirtz hits a big red button and the machine fires.
Machine Voice: Scanning DNA. One Moment Please.
Doofenshmirtz: Oh come on you stupid machine.
Machine Voice: What Did I Just Say?
Doofenshmirtz: Don't talk back at me.
Machine Voice: Don't Talk Back At Me! DNA Found.
Machine Voice: Locating. One Moment Please.
The other Agents can be seen around Agent C pointing guns at her.
Phineas: Oh no, fedora chicken is surrounded!
Government Agent: Get ready to be destroyed Agent C. Thought you could team up with Doofenshmirtz too.
Phineas: It's looking like that chicken is in a jam, and Perry is stuck with it. Let's teleport him home using the collar system.
A flash of white light fills the stage. The light clears away and Perry is left where it was. Chatter. Everyone cheers.
Major Monogram: Agents P & C don't work for Doofenshmirtz.
Government Agent: Major, where are you?
The agents look at the communicator in the cage that has Platypus fur on it.
Major Monogram: Yes, I'm speaking through the communicator. Oh I get it, the Platyproliferatorinator was a scheme by Doofenshmirtz to lower Agent P's credibility. They were actually robots.
Government Agent: Why was I not informed? I will destroy this chicken anywa-
A laser beam hits the Agents making them disappear.
Major Monogram: Um, this never happened, OK Agent C?
Agent C: P-CKERR!
Major Monogram: See you tomorrow, Agent C.
Agent C: P-ckerr!
Phineas: Wow Perry, I wonder what that was.
Doofenshmirtz: Yes, no more blacky-wacky suity-wuity guys taking away Per-
Doofenshmirtz accidentally trips on the remains of the Read-My-Mind-Inator and they fly into the Save Perry From People That I Just Saw Out Of The Window That Shouldn't Be Attacking Him Because It's My Job Inator.
The Inator then spins around and fires at Phineas and Ferb's backyard.
Ferb: I wonder who actually did build that secret spy headquar what are we doing?