(Scene opening To Candace’s room, where Candace lying down on her bed)
Candace: Oh, I am have nothing to do today. Just bored, bored, bored. (Her phone rings and Candace called Stacy) Sleepville, USA, Candace Flynn speaking.
Stacy: Oh, great, you are bored. Did you that Mom is becoming to the doctor today? She became a doctor, right? To having a baby boy or a girl?
Candace: Yeah, yeah she did.
Stacy: Well, she forced me to go to the leadership school seminar class today and I left alone if I could go in myself!
Candace: Have you lost your mind?!
Stacy: No, just cute boyfriends over there.
Candace: Okay, all right. But you will get smart enough bigger time!
(Scene cuts to the living room where Phineas and Ferb watching TV)
TV Announcer: This is a all new vehicle for driving car, its a big ideas car, build it and drive it today or less! Call now to build a new car!
Phineas: Racing cars are driving stuff and fun, but we are going to build a Big Ideas car to driving all our inventions for years.
Ferb: One, two, three, four, five...
Phineas: Ferb, I know what we're going to do today.
Ferb: Six, seven, eight...
Phineas: Hey, where's Perry?
(Scene shifts to Perry riding a skateboard, rounding and rounding the circles and enter his lair)
Major Monogram: Aah, Agent P, I glad you are here. Doofenshmirtz is making TV show, with cameras and more. Find out what he is up to. Good luck, Agent P.
Chorus Girls: Perry!
(Perry runs off)
(Scene cuts to the Danville Seminar School)
Baljeet: Hello, ladies.
Candace: Baljeet, this school is for high school kids only, but what are you doing in here?
Baljeet: Well, since I was going to the school, I will study time for the weekend.
Candace: I suppose that's all to take notes?
Vaughn Garcia Shapiro: Good morning, people who are my students my name is Vaughn Garcia Shapiro, your teachers for day. I just had education to do, but you cannot too young to be a teacher. Lets begin.
Candace: Oh, brother.
(Cut to Phineas and Ferb’s backyard, the boys are have their car ready)
Buford: Hey, buddies. What is the plan to do?
Isabella: This is the car that uses anything for riding on it, car’s driving and a remote controlled.
Buford: Hey, let’s get this driving party started and see what it works.
(Song:Were Driving Today)
Danny Jacob: Up and down, on the road ground
Up to the sky, onto the street from street
Lots of cheese, fly on the air
Tell your mother that we are leaving, yeah, we can go anywhere
Big circus, painting artist, over pillows, over nails
Come on, let’s go on the road, beause were driving today
Yeah, we’re going driving today (x 16)
And, that’s were clear
Phineas: We can ride to the road and over the mud.
Danny Jacob: We’re driving today
(Scene cuts to the Doofenshmirtz building)
Chorus: Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Aah, Perry the Platypus, welcome to my TV show to my cause. So, I guess I just had a greatest idea ever yet. The Television of Evil! With lights, camera, TV and a total scores. Since I have trouble finding a another television show that I have sending away the money. Plus, you can help me with my phones, anyway and however, I build a on air Inator. With this machine I am going to pull the television programs all over across Danville, as soon, I can find a red wire or a green wire.
(Perry looks at the camera disguised)
(Scene cuts to the Danville Seminar School)
Vaughn Garcia Shapiro: Okay, class, now let’s review. We’re going to the principal of BLART. B-L-A-R-T.
Candace:: Which is Be learn and race to.
Baljeet: I see how much study I have been working on.
Vaughn Garcia Shapiro: Here’s a another one, Blaft. Which is means that Be left after fake that.
Candace: It’s the word G...
Vaughn Garcia Shapiro: Please hold on your questions and be quiet until the ending. Thank you. Okay, now you’re a teenage girl that who 16 years old, young lady?
Becky: Yes, yes I am!
Vaughn Garcia Shapiro: (To Stacy who is sleeping) And you! (no answer, to Candace) Did you have a goal or something like that?
Candace: Well, sure. I want to busting my brothers all summer long.
Vaughn Garcia Shapiro: And how to learn these steps?
Candace: Trust me. I had a BLART and Blaft. I got nothing anyway.
Vaughn Garcia Shapiro: Well, I’m going to tell you all dismissed for the summer, so have a great day and have a great summer!
(music instrumental and ending, Vaughn leaves)
Candace: Stacy, did you hear that? Wake up, Stacy!!
Stacy: (wakes up) Aah, it wasn’t me!
Candace: Stacy, that was the guy that my goalie to busting my brothers. That teacher gives me and the whole class dismissed and expect me and you. This is going to be a greatest goal ever! (hears revving) What is that? It is Phineas and Ferb. (Sees her brothers and their friends in the big ideas car)
Phineas: Hey, Candace. Did you want to get it the try? (The car zooms)
Candace: Oh, no. I’m going to do this time. In order, I will stay here for the few minutes. Then I driving home with the Big ideas car and bust them to my mother, I will explain. Yes, I will stay here break up this pattern.
Stacy: That is a good choice, Candace. I just make it up to...
(Candace is outside)
Candace: Stacy, I want you to take notes for me!
Phineas: Hey, Candace. What are you doing here?
Candace: Driving me home!
Phineas: Okay, then, have a seat and buckle up.
Calvin Fort: Hey, Stacy, did you want to go out to eat at Slushy Dawg after school?
Stacy: Sure, Calvin. These are the empty seats in this school next to me.
(In the Big Ideas car)
Candace: Okay, I learned from school today and...Phineas, you driving this car. Why are you doing with that remote control?
Phineas: Because, Candace, we are too young to drive this car.
Isabella, Buford and Ferb: Duh!
Candace: Well, I don’t care. Because were driving this car home. I’m calling Mom to make sure she sees this. (dials phone) You are going to slowly. Give me that thing. How does this thing work? (Gitchee Gitchee Goo Means That I Love You! plays in the car, Candace turns the windows shields)
Phineas: Let me give me that remote control.
Candace: I got it, Phineas!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: I hope you’re ready for my show, Perry the Platypus! Because Doofenshmirtz Evil Telethon is about to begin on the air! (Plugs into the green wire and the rays beings to zapped, and he laughs offscreen)
(In the man's house)
Baseball Announcer (on TV): Here comes the pitch...
(Screen TV goes static)
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: (voiceover) We interrupted your program to my show, The Television of Evil, (Cut to live studio) and now with our host, Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
(Song:I Wanted, Your Money)
I wanted, your money, I wanted, your money
And you could have ever had a great day
Come on, give the money today
I wanted, your money (x 10)
I want your own money today
(Cut to the dentist)
Lawrence: I hope that money will come out, it’s my favorite show ever.
(Cut back to the Big Ideas Car)
Candace: Wow! I never knew driving a car could be this fun! Good thing the news reports aren’t around! Only I have to is BLART and Blaft. So, I guess will driving this and it works.
(Cut to news channel on the air)
Bridgette Oshinomi: And that is why I told my daughter I say clean the clothes to put them on the dryer. (Long pause) And cut tape.
(The Big Ideas Car goes by)
Candace: I still driving, I still driving!
Cameraman: Bridgette, what was that sound?
Bridgette Oshinomi: I don’t know, but it’s interesting better than clothes. To the news car!
(they drive off)
(Back to D.E.I)
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: And now we’re back! The Inator Method will be enough for 23 dollars. Thanks, guys, you all the best. That makes...
(23 dollars are onscreen)
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: 23 dollars! Uh, let’s go to the Perry the platypus and the phone’s again. (Long pause, to the camera) Okay, if you didn’t want to call me for the next few seconds, the platypus is so going to get it.
(In another house, the scene on TV switches to a news channel.)
TV Announcer: We interrupt our regularly scheduled program to go live our correspondent Bridgette Oshinomi.
Bridgette Oshinomi: This is Bridgette Oshinomi in the breaking news car, we’re following the Big Ideas Car that shows is on Broad Street.
(Back at D.E.I)
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: What is this?! The breaking news is going to get it for this! I going to destroyed them! (Taking off the ufo driver, Perry jumps in) Nothing cuts me into my FaceTime!
(Scene cuts to the text on the screen will color bars sound) Oh, ha-ha, that is funny. Everybody knows that.
Bridgette Oshinomi: That car looks familiar to the children.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Good thing I’ve got television screen, let’s get and eat them interrupted my show!
(The beams hitting to news car)
Bridgette Oshinomi: AAH!!!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Oh, I’m missing it! (Perry comes back, but Doofenshmirtz kicks Perry)
Candace:: This driving is so much fun!
(The three vehicles driving, almost to the Maple Drive)
Bridgette Oshinomi: What on Earth is going on out there? Are you getting this, Don?
Don: (driving news helicopter) We’re right behind you. Uh, Bridgette, do you know that phrase is something stares up here?
(Doofenshmirtz appears to the TV screen)
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Oh, hey, it’s me. Perry the Platypus, look. Oh, I see a news report helicopter up here. Hi, Buddy. Hi, Hi. (Perry the platypus and the News Helicopter Driver leave) Oh, going for the first time and lose weight shopping. (Crashed into his building) Ouch! And the winner is...game pain and the broken disc.
(Outside, the ufo crashes the news car)
Bridgette Oshinomi: And...cut tape.
Chorus Girls: Perry!
(At Phineas and Ferb’s house, Linda’s car pulls out the driveway, so does the Big Ideas Car, Candace gets out)
Candace: You stay put whatever you are. I’m going to tell Mom.
Kids: Oh, okay!
Candace: Oh, Mom?
Candace: Mom, Mom, you have to come outside! I just driving that craaazy souped up car that the boys had built...
Linda: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait just a minute. Did you went driving yourself alone without my permission?!
Candace: Well, no, I driving with the remote control.
Linda: Oh, let me guess. It was a toy car.
Candace: No, no, no, it’s a Big Ideas Car and its...
Linda: You went driving a Big Ideas Car? Oh, that's it, young lady! YOU ARE SO GROUNDED AND BUSTED!
Candace: But, but, but...
Linda: No buts, Candace! Go to your room and don't come out until dinner! We will talk about this later.
(Candace goes upstairs)
Candace: I thought I did right at this time, but no! I just will stay in my room until dinner. Wait a minute, I talk to Stacy all day! (laughs evilly and run upstairs) Stacy!
(Stacy walking with Calvin)
Stacy: Candace, what happened to you? The school seminar is over. I and Calvin got back from the slushy dawg with food on it.
Candace: Stacy, you got to listen to me. I found the Big Ideas Car is. I still have to get it a chance!
Stacy: Hmm, you having a chance? No, I think I have you got grounded, I forget it. (To Calvin) Hey, Calvin, remember that we use at school to the seminar on Saturday is?
Calvin Fort: Yes, Stacy. It’s BLART and Blaft.
Stacy: Candace, its BLART and Blaft. See ya! (hangs up)
Candace: Stacy? Hello? What does it mean by time for?
(Cut back to the Big Ideas Car, where Phineas, Ferb, Buford and Isabella get bored)
Ferb: You know, you that we trying all terrain. (Push the Rocket mode, the big ideas car transformed into a Rocket.)
Candace: This morning I was born to the world school forever I got my permission to go! Oh!
Phineas: See you in the bit, we’re going to outer space.
Candace: Aww, BLART and Blaft.