Connor: You're a nit, Phineas
Ferb: Don't call him a nit
Connor: Why?
Ferb: You don't know what a nit is
Connor: That doesn't mean he's not a nit
Isabella: What's with your attitude
Connor: None of your business
(kicks ladder and Phineas falis off)
Phineas: Why did you do that
Connor: I was angry
Phineas: So you had me plummit
COnnor: I didn't know that would happen
Phineas: What's wrong
Connor: ¿Por qué importa
Phineas: (In a slight Peruvian accent) What
Celeste: He said it doesn't matter
Connor: Celeste please stay out of this, Celeste
(a girl with dark skin, long hair, a pink bandana, and glasses on)
Celeste: It's me
(both hug)
COnnor: I thought you were gonna call me
Celeste: I was gonna but then I saw you and thought I'd surprise you
Connor: That's so sweet
Celeste: So who are your friends
Connor: Uh Phineas, Ferb, Isaella this is Celeste and Celeste this is Phineas, Ferb, and Isabella
Candace: Who's this
COnnor: My friend Celeste, Celeste this is Candace
Caandace: COnnor is awesome
Celeste: I know
Phineas: Can you control him
Celeste: No
Phineas: Perfect
Candace: What's wrong
Phineas: He's insane
Connor: You're a nit Phineas
Candace: What's a nit
Ferb: Something Connor doesn't know the meaning of
Connor: You wanna get a nit to the head
Phineas: That doesn't make sense
COnnor: You're a nit
Ferb: So is Celeste
Celeste: I am not a nit
Isabella: You are
Candace; Your an annoying nit Phineas
Ferb; DOn't call him a nit
Isabella: Yeah don't
Phineas, Ferb, Candace: Stay out of this
Connor: This might turn into an all out brawl
Candace: Your inventions ruin my life
Phineas: (sarcastically) Oh and you haven't to us
Isabella: This is so unlike him
Connor: Maybe the stress of him falling off the ladder caused this
Celeste: SO this is your fault
COnnor: Please don't help but I guess what really got to him was him knowing you can't control me
Celeste: And that's my fault
Connor; I never said that
Celeste: Sorry
Ferb: I'm tired of you taking more credit when I do more work
Phineas: Name one time
Ferb: The Beak
Phineas: Danville was thinking it was me
Ferb: Well you could've backed me up
Connor: He has a point
Everyone; SHut up
Connor: Where's Perry
(Perry is seen sleeping in his bed)
Isabella: This is goig insane one incident is turning into this
Connor: This seems to be like an "I have had it type thing" since they are reflecting mostly on the past
Celeste: So what do we do
COnnor: I dunno I'm not a psychiatrist, cinderblock
(all duck as a cinderblock flies over their heads)
COnnor: This is insane
Isabella: And out of character
Connor: Forget that and this fence won't save us forever
Celeste: I don't think cowering behind a fence will help
COnnor: We're not cowering we're just avoiding potentional harm
Isabella: What are we gonna do
Connor: We need to put them in an empty and small space
Celeste: Like a tent
COnnor: Okay let me rephrase that we need a place that's small, empty, and you cant escape from the inside
Isabella; A tent would still work?
Connor: What if one of them brought a knife with them
Celeste: A bathroom
Connor: They might drown each other
Isabella: A closet
Connor: That might work but how will we get them there
(knife nearly hits him)
COnnor: This is what I meant by the knife Isabella you check
Isabella; Why me?
Connor; I don't wanna be bludgeoned
Celeste: Or stabbed
Isabella; Once again why me
Connor: Me and Celeste out voted you
Isabella; Irritants
Connor: How are they
Isabella: Nothin' serious Phineas's nose is bleeding, Ferb has a black eye, and Candace is limping
Celeste: How will they explain that to their mom?
Connor: Let's worry about that when she does now back to the point how will we get them in the closet
Isabella: We could pretend Jeremy's upstairs
Connor: Okay lemme rephrase that how will we get them there without getting slaughtered
Celeste: Steal her phone
COnnor: That'll work Isabella your fast so you do it
Isabella: You're insane
Connor: I know
Celeste: What about Phineas and Ferb
Connor: Take their toolbox
Isabella: They won't care
Celeste: Oh Connor sorry I didn't send you a happy birthday text my battery died
Connor; Understood
Isabella: Back on topic
Connor: Why dont we just restrict them
Isabella: It's not like their going that far
(shovel nearly hits them)
Connor: (sarcastically) Yeah that's no concern at all
Celeste: What if they get into a fistfight
Connor: We could duct tape their hands behind their backs
Isabella: Candace got your phone
Candace; Hey come back here
(Connor and Celeste duct tape Phineas and Ferb's hands)
Phineas; WHat the heck
Connor: `This is to stop you guys fro hurting each other
Phineas: Our injuries were self inflicted unintentionally
COnnor: Okay this is to prevent you from potentially hurting each other
Ferb: What could have we hurt each other with
Celeste: A chainsaw
Connor; Or axe
Phineas: We'd never hurt each other
Connor: What was with the flying objects
Phineas: They were shields and we accidentally threw them
Celeste: How?
Phineas: We threw our hands up and lost our grip now let us go
Connor: Not until you all stop arguing Celeste keep them from escaping I'll get Isabella to bring Candace outside
(Celeste looks at him)
Connor: Right I'll stop them you get Isabella
Candace: Why couldn't you use scotch tape
Isabella: Work it out we will let you free whe you do
Ferb: What happens if our mom comes home
Connor; 1. Technically she's your step-mom 2. I'll just show her the tape
Phineas: What tape?
Candace: Were you recording us
COnnor: No but if it turned into a fistfight I totally would've I meant the traffic cams
Ferb: How did you plan this
Celeste: He actually came up with that before we restricted you
Isabella: Now work it out
(30 minutes later)
Ferb; I'm tired of you taking more credit
Phineas: I'm sorry I'll try to more but to be fair I'm being given I'm not taken
Candace: I get the negative credit
Phineas: How?
Candace; Mom grounded me for driving a car when you got away with building and driving it when you could've kiled yourself and I don't want to
Ferrb: You dont
Candace: No I love you but you constantly annoy me
Phineas: I guess we could be sure not to
Candace: Okay
Connor: I think this is done give me it
(Celeste gives him a knife)
Candace: You're gonna stab us
Connor: No this is for the duct tape this can't cut through skin
(sets them free)
Phineas, Ferb and Candace: Thank you
COnnor: A word of advice you might wanna try to cover your wrists
Candace: I'll user my bracelets
Phineas: We could use the cancer bands we'll be right back
Isabella: We did good
Connor: Yes yes we did
Celeste: I can't believe me being here caused this should I leave
Connor: No it was bad timing
Phineas: We're back
Linda: Hey guys what are a shovel, cinderblock and knife doing out here
Isabella: Nothing they cant move
(everyone looks at Isabella)
Isabella: SOrry
Connor: But we seriously dont know
Linda: Okay want some pie
Phineas: Sure
Candace: That reminds me where'sPerrry
Phineas: He's been sleeping all day
Connor: Man today was hectic
Trivia[]
- This is the first major argument between Phineas, Ferb, and Candace
- Celeste joins the cast this episode