Major Monogram: On your way, Agent L!

Backing scat:(Dooby dooby doo-bah) X4 Female Singers: Larry!

Male Singer: He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action! Backing scat: (Dooby dooby doo-bah) X2 Male Singer: He's a nervous little flatfoot, who'll flinch from a fray-ee-ay-ee-ay!
He's got more than just mad skill, Female Singer: (Wah-ah-ah) Male Singer: He's got a beaver's tail and a bill, Female Singer: (ah-ah) Male Singer: And the women swoon whenever they hear him say:

(pause; Larry chitters and women faint)

Male Singer: He's Larry, Larry the Platypus!

Major Monogram: You can call him Agent L.

Male Singer: Larry!

Major Monogram: I said you can call him Agent L! All Singers: A-gent-L!

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