Major Monogram: On your way, Agent L!
Backing scat:(Dooby dooby doo-bah) X4 Female Singers: Larry!
Male Singer: He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action!
Backing scat: (Dooby dooby doo-bah) X2
Male Singer: He's a nervous little flatfoot, who'll flinch from a fray-ee-ay-ee-ay!
He's got more than just mad skill, Female Singer: (Wah-ah-ah) Male Singer: He's got a beaver's tail and a bill, Female Singer: (ah-ah) Male Singer: And the women swoon whenever they hear him say:
(pause; Larry chitters and women faint)
Male Singer: He's Larry, Larry the Platypus!
Major Monogram: You can call him Agent L.
Male Singer: Larry!
Major Monogram: I said you can call him Agent L! All Singers: A-gent-L!