A Merry Perry Christmas

Candace, Stacy, Ashley and Mandy are going on a quadruple-date, but get lost and end up at a LOVEMUFFIN planning meeting, where they find out that LOVEMUFFIN is planning on taking over the Tri-State Area and destroy Christmas forever, so they must stop them. Meanwhile, Doofenshmirtz makes a speech for why he should lead LOVEMUFFIN into battle.

Episode Summary
It opens to the Flynn-Fletcher house, where Candace is talking to her parents. Candace tells them that she wants to go on a quadruple-date, but Linda isn't convinced. Candace insists and Linda asks Laurence to take her. Candace says no because she wants to drive herself. Linda says she's too young but Candace replies that she's 16 and will be fine. Linda sighs and allows her to go alone. Candace hugs her and runs to her room, where she calls Stacy, Ashley and Mandy and tells them she's ready and will pick them up. She hangs up and then asks where Perry is. Meanwhile, Perry ducks under the table but Laurence sees him just as he lifts a board of the floor up to enter his lair. Laurence takes the board and says that he should fix that and walks away. Perry then enters his lair and is told by Carl that Monogram had to go window shopping with his wife. He then tells Perry that LOVEMUFFIN has a planning meeting planned and Perry should see what's up. Perry salutes Carl and leaves. Meanwhile Candace is driving an old, yellow car (presumably hers) with Stacy in the passenger seat and Ashley and Mandy in the back. Stacy asks Candace where they're going and Candace says that she thinks it's either 1401 Rose Avenue or 1501 Rose Avenue. They arrive at 1401 Rose Avenue, which is an old-timey restaurant. Ashley says that it's the right place, seeing a sign that reads "Neno's Pizzaria", which is where they're going. They park and go in and it zooms in on a small sign in the window, which reads that Neno's has been moved and this is the new official LOVEMUFFIN building. It goes back to Perry who enters Doofenshmirtz's building and finds it empty. He sees a note which tells him to go to Neno's. He leaves the way he came in. It then goes back to the LOVEMUFFIN building, where Perry enters but sees Candace so he ducks. Doofenshmirtz walks up and tells him to walk with him. Doofenshmirtz and Perry begin walking and Doofenshmirtz explains that he has a speech for LOVEMUFFIN. They go to the closet where a robotic arm sticks out of the door and puts Perry in a container containing several others. Doofenshmirtz finishes his evil plot by explaining that LOVEMUFFIN is trying to stop Christmas and he wants to be the general. He hears an evil scientist, presumably the leader, and says that the meeting is starting. Candace realizes something's going on and she, Stacy, Ashley and Mandy hide. Mandy asks what's going on and Candace says that she's not sure but they should be quiet. An evil scientist named Dr. Doomes Dai is standing up on a stage and says that he's sure everyone knows that LOVEMUFFIN is planning on destroying Christmas by taking over the Tri-State Area, but to make sure he starts up The Tri-State Area. After the song, he announces the generals of the sections of LOVEMUFFIN have almost been decided, but one more section needs to be taken. He calls up the possible generals; Doofenshmirtz, Rodney, Diminutive, Bloodpudding and Komminlotz. Doomes makes sure they all have speeches prepared and everyone agrees. Doofenshmirtz is upset to see Rodney up there and expresses it after Doomes sends up Bloodpudding to make his speech. Rodney replies that he's surely the best leader and that Doofenshmirtz is obviously not evil enough. Bloodpudding walks back with minimal applause as Doomes calls up Diminutive. Doofenshmirtz replies that he's much more evil then Rodney, as Rodney is defeated by a "little kitty cat". Rodney grunts as Diminutive comes back and Doomes calls Doofenshmirtz up. Rodney trips Doofenshmirtz and snatches his speech, then hands him the wrong one. Doofenshmirtz walks up and says that he's Doofenshmirtz but continues to talk, eventually beginning to say that he's a pony princess. Everyone begins laughing and Doofenshmirtz glares at Rodney, then takes out another speech and says that this is the right one. It goes back to Candace and she tells the others that they have to stop these "pharmacists" from taking over the Tri-State Area. They then leave. A random scientist points them out and Doomes says that no scientists should leave during a meeting and orders the scientists to charge. LOVEMUFFIN chase Candace, Stacy, Ashley and Mandy. Candace tells them it's time to fight. Perry is contacted by Monogram and is told by Carl that he needs to protect Candace. Perry escapes via jetpack, with the other agents hanging on. The tube falls over and they try to follow the others, but only Perry gets out. He sees Candace and her friends attacking the scientists and winning. Doofenshmirtz and Rodney try to escape but Perry punches Doofenshmirtz into Rodney, knocking them both over. Perry then uppercuts them both at the same time, sending them flying through the window into the building. Perry removes his hat just as Doomes flees. Candace notes Perry's sudden appearance and tells her friends they need to get to 1501 Rose Street and the others agree.

Songs

 * The Tri-State Area

Credits Scene
Candace arrives home late. Phineas asks what she did today and Candace simply moans. It then plays an extra verse for The Tri-state Area.