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	Stacy: No one tells Al to shut up! *Whips Goldy* 	O_O 	Stacy! Calm your self! 	*yourself! 	Ow! 	We should have turned Stacy into a nice person! 	Stacy: Grrrrrr........ 		o-o * GoldyThePlatypus	runs 	Phineas: Hey! She IS nice! Well.....Sometimes. 	Stacy: Don't PUSH me, Phin! >.< 		Phineas: *gulps* 	*Sigh* Yes. Yes she is....minus the sometimes part * GoldyThePlatypus	hides behind Vanessa 	Phineas: *hides behind Candace* 	Now now, don’t hide…Phineas. She won’t hurt you, right stacy? 	Stacy: I won't hurt Phineas. Now Goldy, however... 		O_O <Albert>	*Thinking* As much as I like Stacy, I admit she has some…anger issues… <Phinello|Izzy>	Stacy: OMG! I do! *giggles* <Phinello|Izzy>	Candace: 9_9 <Albert>	That’s not a good thing <GoldyThePlatypus>	No it's not! <Phinello|Izzy>	Stacy: *kisses Albert* <Phinello|Izzy>	Ugh.....Am *I* like that? <Phinello|Izzy>	JNo wonder Phin is ignoring me. I must be sooo annoying.... 	<Phinello|Izzy>	*No <GoldyThePlatypus>	...like what? <Phinello|Izzy>	So.......giggly and weird. And completely ignoring just how mean I really am. <Phinello|Izzy>	Stacy: I am not mean! *whips Isabella* <Phinello|Izzy>	Ow! <Phinello|Izzy>	Then why'd you DO that? <Phinello|Izzy>	:( 	<Albert>	Ok, she deserved that. 	<Settebref|Study>	National Anti-OoC Board: [confiscates Stacy's whip] 	<Albert>	Now, while Stacy can be….a little mean. The “giggle and weird” part is good…and cute….I like it. 	<Phinello|Izzy>	Ha! Now you can't hurt us anymore. Now apologize! 	<Phinello|Izzy>	Stacy:........Ok. I'm sorry. 	<GoldyThePlatypus>	Are you sorry to me to? 	<GoldyThePlatypus>	Stacy: No. 	<Phinello|Izzy>	You are forgiven. *looks at the NAOOCB* Thanks guys. :D 	<Phinello|Izzy>	Phineas: YOU hired them??? 	<Phinello|Izzy>	Yes, yes I did. 	<Albert>	.....Well ,that’s one part of Stacy’s cuteness gone forever. 	<Phinello|Izzy>	Why? It's an interesting backstory. I'll tell you later. 	<Phinello|Izzy>	Stacy: You know, THIS will be a backstory too one day. But for now.....CURSE YOU IZZY THE BUTTERFLY!!!!!! 	<GoldyThePlatypus>	*as the NAOOCB leaves, Stacy takes out her spare whip* <GoldyThePlatypus>	O_O <Phinello|Izzy>	Did NOT see that coming. <Albert>	…*Takes whip away* Sorry Stacy, but it had to be done. <Phinello|Izzy>	Stacy: Yeah, I guess. <Phinello|Izzy>	Stacy: I wonder where I got it from in the FIRST place. <Phinello|Izzy>	(Meanwhile in Tokyo...) <Phinello|Izzy>	Stacy's Cousin: Where's my whip? <Phinello|Izzy>	Stacy's Second Cousin: I dunno. <Phinello|Izzy>	(Back in Danville) <Phinello|Izzy>	Phineas: *is drinking apple juice* * GoldyThePlatypus	is still hiding behind Vanessa <Phinello|Izzy>	Vanessa: Stacy's whip is gone. You can stop hiding. -_- 	<Phinello|Izzy>	Phineas: Space Adventure! It's an Adventure in.... <Phinello|Izzy>	Stacy: NO GEEK TALKING! <GoldyThePlatypus>	I know, but it feels like she's just gonna... pull one out of thin air... <Phinello|Izzy>	Phineas: Sorry. :( 	<GoldyThePlatypus>	Stacy: *pulls whip out of thin air and whips Phineas* 	<GoldyThePlatypus>	...see!? 	<Phinello|Izzy>	I like his geek talking. 	<Phinello|Izzy>	Phineas: I thought I was on your "Don't Hurt" list. T.T 	<Phinello|Izzy>	St acy: Are you? 	<GoldyThePlatypus>	Stacy: *checks list* Oh, so you are. Sorry, Phinny :/ 	<Phinello|Izzy>	Like I said, I like his geek talking. 	<Phinello|Izzy>	Stacy: Of COURSE you would. 	<Phinello|Izzy>	Huh? 	<GoldyThePlatypus>	If it keeps me from getting whipped, I too dislike his geek talking 	<Phinello|Izzy>	Stacy: Nothing. But I have a question: Is there any point to this anymore? I mean we solved the problem. 	<Phinello|Izzy>	Phineas: *is building something* 	<Phinello|Izzy>	Whatcha buildin? 	<Phinello|Izzy>	Phineas: A giant Horn of Plenty. 	<Phinello|Izzy>	Why? 	<Phinello|Izzy>	Phineas: Cuz I love Thanksgiving. 	<Phinello|Izzy>	But it's Veteran's Day. * Phinello|Izzy	is confused right now * Albert	hugs Stacy <Settebref>	Stacy: [catches fire and explodes] <Albert>	...What the heck?! <Albert>	...Ok, where's the real Stacy? <Settebref>	Phineas: Stacy caught fire and exploded! <GoldyThePlatypus>	Stacy: *walks in* <GoldyThePlatypus>	O_O <GoldyThePlatypus>	...if she exploded then how is she... <GoldyThePlatypus>	Stacy: Exploded? What are you talking about? <GoldyThePlatypus>	...you just caught fire... and exploded... so... 	<GoldyThePlatypus>	Irving: *bursts out laughing* <GoldyThePlatypus>	o.O? <Albert>	....I'm happy, but I'm also confused. <GoldyThePlatypus>	Irving: That was a robot! Stacy was inside, upstairs the whole time! <Albert>	....How did you know? <GoldyThePlatypus>	Irving: I wanted to see if Albert could tell his girlfriend from a robot duplicate, but I guess he can't! Ha! <Albert>	....I. Am. Going. To. Kill. You. <GoldyThePlatypus>	Irving: Why? Stacy wanted to know too, I just helped her! It was her idea! <Albert>	....What? <GoldyThePlatypus>	Anyway, ya still gonna kill SOCSN? Cuz I can loan you some weapons and give you a... uhh... what's the word I'm looking for... like, tell the cops what you were doing while he was being murdered... <Phinello|Izzy>	Stacy: Ummm...No. Not really. <Phinello|Izzy>	I think he was talking to Albert. <Albert>	I'm not gonna kill him. Besides, that's illegal. Candace: *stomps in* where are Phineas and Ferb?? <GoldyThePlatypus>	Phineas: Right here <Settebref>	Phineas: Hey, where's Perry? <Settebref>	Perry: [chatters] <Albert>	Wait, so Stacy actually had irving help her make a robot duplicate of herself? <Settebref>	Phineas: ...where did you get that, Albert> <Albert>	Well Irving just said so a few minutes ago <GoldyThePlatypus>	Yeah he did <GoldyThePlatypus>	And YOU said you'd kill him <GoldyThePlatypus>	But ya ain't 	<GoldyThePlatypus>	Liar <Albert>	I would never kill someone. I was just emphasizing how angry I was <Settebref>	Random person with a puppet: What are you kids doing here? Aren't you supposed to be in school? <Settebref>	Puppet: Yes, yes they do. <Phinello|Izzy>	Phineas: Oh yeeeah.......... 	* Phinello|Izzy	runs to the school <Phinello|Izzy>	Phineas: *follows her* <Settebref>	Stacy: [leaves and goes to school in almost 2 seconds] <Settebref>	Teacher: Phineas, Isabella. You're late, again. <Albert>	*Follows Stacy* * GoldyThePlatypus	pops out of Phineas' backpack <GoldyThePlatypus>	...how did I get here? <Settebref>	Phineas: Goldy, what are you doing here? <Settebref>	Teacher: Phineas, explain why there is a platypus in your backpack? <GoldyThePlatypus>	...I have no idea <Phinello|Izzy>	Phineas: He followed me. <Phinello|Izzy>	Yes, yes he did. =-=	Phinello|Izzy is now known as Phinello|Candace <Phinello|Candace>	I wonder what we'll be learning today. <Phinello|Candace>	Stacy: Are you even in our class? <Phinello|Candace>	I forget.... 	<Albert>	Guess so 	=-=	Phinello|Candace is now known as Phinello|Izzy <GoldyThePlatypus>	...I didn't follow you... I was looking for something in your backpack, then you left <Settebref>	Phineas: Okay, can you please let me know what it is, and I might get it for you. I need to have class. <GoldyThePlatypus>	I already found it! * GoldyThePlatypus	eats the chocolate bar he found in Phineas' backpack <Phinello|Izzy>	Phineas: Then leave. <Settebref>	Phineas: Great, can you please leave? <Phinello|Izzy>	Please? <Phinello|Izzy>	Pretty please? <GoldyThePlatypus>	Fine * GoldyThePlatypus	gets up and walks away <Settebref>	Teacher: Good that's over. In July 1864 the Confederates attack... 	<Settebref>	[another Stacy robot crashes through the ceiling] <GoldyThePlatypus>	Ooooh, History! <Phinello|Izzy>	O_O * GoldyThePlatypus	returns to the classroom <Phinello|Izzy>	Ummm...Teacher? Why is there a Stacy robot here? <GoldyThePlatypus>	Teacher: You think I know? I don't know squat, I just teach ya what the book says! <Phinello|Izzy>	XD <GoldyThePlatypus>	Teacher: *looks through the book* ...There's nothing here on teenage robots!!! <Albert>	My *Stacy robot has bursts into phineas's school" senses are tingling 	<Phinello|Izzy>	Ummm....Teacher? I'm kinda scared. 	<Phinello|Izzy>	Buford: Quiet, you. 	<Albert>	Irving: Me too 	<Phinello|Izzy>	Ugh....Buford! >.< 	<Phinello|Izzy>	Buford: I said quiet, you. 	<Phinello|Izzy>	Teacher! 	<Phinello|Izzy>	Buford is teasing me! 	<Settebref>	Teacher: ...Atlanta, Georgia is - Buford, 	<Phinello|Izzy>	Buford: I'm not doing anything to that little Mary Sue. 	<Albert>	Irving: She is not a freaking mary sue! 	<Phinello|Izzy>	Yeah! 	<Settebref>	Phineas: Buford, stop teasing Isabella. Irving, calm down. 	<Settebref>	Stacy robot: [captures Phineas and Irving] 	<Phinello|Izzy>	Buford: Give me one good reason why I should stop. I'm not even doing ANYTHING to her. 	<Settebref>	Stacy robot: [punches a wall into a hole, goes through it] 	<Settebref>	*hole into a wall 	<Albert>	Irving: I swear I didn't build this one! Let me go you stupid robot! <Phinello|Izzy>	Phineas: I didn't either. <Albert>	My "Irving got kidnapped by a stacy robot" senses are tingling. <GoldyThePlatypus>	...I'm not fixing that hole <Albert>	....If my senses are correct, and they usually are, then we gotta rescue him. * GoldyThePlatypus	stares at the gaping hole in the wall, then at the class, shrugs, and walks out the hole =-=	GoldyThePlatypus is now known as Goldy|AFK <_Albert>	I just had that feeling that irving has been kidnapped by a stacy robot.... 	* Goldy|AFK	sees the robot with Irving and Phin tied up 	* Goldy|AFK	walks over to Phineas to untie him <Settebref>	Goldy|AFK is tied too <Goldy|AFK>	(No he's not) <Goldy|AFK>	(Phineas and Irving are) <Settebref>	I mean he just did. <Phinello|Izzy>	(No. I thought it was Goldy but it wasn't.)] <Phinello|Izzy>	*(No. I thought it was Goldy but it wasn't.) <Settebref>	[08:41] <Settebref> I mean he just did. <Goldy|AFK>	(Oh.) * Goldy|AFK	is NOW tied up 	* Phinello|Izzy	is worried about Phin, Irving, and Goldy * Phinello|Izzy	thinks she should probably go save them....... <Phinello|Izzy>	Ummm...Teacher? May I be excused to go save my friends? <Phinello|Izzy>	Teacher: No. You've missed enough class already! >.< 	<Phinello|Izzy>	Ok. <Phinello|Izzy>	Candace: Maybe he did..... 	* Goldy|AFK	starts gnawing at the rope * Goldy|AFK	escapes the rope <Goldy|AFK>	Yay! * Goldy|AFK	gets tied up again <Goldy|AFK>	D'OH! <Phinello|Izzy>	Can I go now? <Phinello|Izzy>	Teacher: NO! <Phinello|Izzy>	Teacher: Now where was I? Oh yeah....*starts saying stuff about the Civil War* <Goldy|AFK>	...can you at least explain why you're here, Stacy robot!? <Goldy|AFK>	...well!?!?!?!?!? <_Albert>	Then we better go rescue him from the robot stacy. I think Phineas and goldy may have been captured too, but I don't care about them. Well, I don't care about goldy anyway <Phinello|Izzy>	Stacebot: .....That is not your concern, human. <Goldy|AFK>	...I'ma platypus... <Settebref>	Stacebot: That is not your concern, human. <Phinello|Izzy>	You said that. <Phinello|Izzy>	Twice now. <Phinello|Izzy>	Teacher: ......Where's Isabella? <_Albert>	Irving: Who made you, Stacebot? <Phinello|Izzy>	Teacher: Ugh....That Mary Sue...Fine. If she wants to keep cutting and eventually fail, that's what's gonna happen to her. <Phinello|Izzy>	Stacebot: .....That is not your concern, human. <Phinello|Izzy>	Three times. Stop saying that. <_Albert>	Irving: Ya, what she said! <Phinello|Izzy>	Stacebot: Silence, insect. <Phinello|Izzy>	T.T 	<Phinello|Izzy>	Phineas: Don't you dare make Izzy cry <Phinello|Izzy>	*cry, you Tin Titan! <_Albert>	Irving: Man, your meaner then the human stacy! <Phinello|Izzy>	Stacebot: Yes, yes I am. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. <_Albert>	Irving: *Thinking* At least this robot stacy doesn't have a whip. <Phinello|Izzy>	Yeah. <Phinello|Izzy>	Stacy: Teacher, can I please go save my friends? <_Albert>	And Irving too. <Settebref>	Stacebot: [pulls a whip with electric] <Phinello|Izzy>	Stacy's Teacher: Oh sure. Like I haven't heard that before. Maybe when you two stop cutting classes. <_Albert>	Irving: ...Oh crud. <Settebref>	Stacebot: [whips Irving] <Settebref>	Stacebot: You do not call me mean, human. <Phinello|Izzy>	But you agreed that you were. <Phinello|Izzy>	Stacebot: Silence, insect. <Phinello|Izzy>	T.T <Phinello|Izzy>	YOU ARE MEAN! *runs away crying* =-=	Phinello|Izzy is now known as PhineasFlynn <_Albert>	Irving: ...Wow. <PhineasFlynn>	Ok. THAT'S it! <_Albert>	Oh come on! <PhineasFlynn>	You just made me angry! <PhineasFlynn>	You wouldn't like me when I'm angry! <PhineasFlynn>	Stacebot: Silence, insect. <PhineasFlynn>	Grrrrr...... <_Albert>	Irving: Oh. now you've done it. <PhineasFlynn>	Stacebot: Done what? <PhineasFlynn>	Rrrrrrrrr......... <PhineasFlynn>	Stacebot: Like I said....Done what? <_Albert>	*Thinking* Ugh Stupid teacher.,.. <_Albert>	Irving: You've really made him mad now! <PhineasFlynn>	Stacebot: So? <_Albert>	Irving: i bet he's about to kick your robot butt * PhineasFlynn	turns into The Hulk and kicks her robot butt <PhineasFlynn>	Stacy: I think Phin's rage just broke. * PhineasFlynn	is normal again. And....Is in his pajamas for some reason. <PhineasFlynn>	Irving: And stop calling her Izzy. It's very OOC. <PhineasFlynn>	What? <PhineasFlynn>	Irving: Nothing. <PhineasFlynn>	Irving: Just....stop calling her that. Ok? <Settebref>	National Anti-Ooc Board group leader: False alarm. Let's go have some coffee. <PhineasFlynn>	Irving: What? Oh come on! <PhineasFlynn>	Ha! <PhineasFlynn>	Irving: -_- <Settebref>	National Anti-OoC Board members: [various comments of approval] <Settebref>	National Anti-OoC Board: [leaves] <PhineasFlynn>	Irving: I can't.....But how.......But he........And the........But....... <PhineasFlynn>	Irving: Just stop calling her Izzy, kay? <PhineasFlynn>	Why? <PhineasFlynn>	Irving: Cuz it's OoC! <_Albert>	Irving: You know what? Forget it <PhineasFlynn>	Thought so. <_Albert>	You know what Stace? We're not gonna let some teacher tell us we can't rescue our friends...and Irving from a robot version of you! <PhineasFlynn>	Stacy: You know what? You're right! <PhineasFlynn>	Stacebot: *was already destroyed* <PhineasFlynn>	Stacy: O_O <_Albert>	....Well, that's less work for us then. <Settebref>	Isabella, Irving: [are tied] <PhineasFlynn>	Isabella: The hell? <PhineasFlynn>	Irving: Who tied us up like this? <_Albert>	But I think they are still tied up or something, so let's go save them anyway <PhineasFlynn>	Stacy: *goes to where the others are* * _Albert	does the same <PhineasFlynn>	Isabella: FINALLY, you guys get here! Wait...>My "Someone called me a Mary Sue" senses are tingling..... 	<_Albert>	And I thought I had stupid Senses <PhineasFlynn>	Izzy's senses are not stupid. <PhineasFlynn>	Isabella: Ugh...Stop calling me that. <PhineasFlynn>	Why? <PhineasFlynn>	Isabella: It' <PhineasFlynn>	Isabella: Is 	<PhineasFlynn>	Isabella: Out of your <PhineasFlynn>	Isabella: Character. <PhineasFlynn>	Ok. <PhineasFlynn>	I'll stop. <PhineasFlynn>	But first, tell me. Why is it OOC for me? <PhineasFlynn>	Isabella: Cuz you would never call me that! <PhineasFlynn>	Isabella: I WISH you would, but you just wouldn't. That's how you were made, and that's how the creators roll. <PhineasFlynn>	Ah. <PhineasFlynn>	Wait..... <PhineasFlynn>	By creators do you mean my parents? <_Albert>	Ok, let's stop breaking the 4th wall <PhineasFlynn>	Isabella: Yeah. <Settebref>	Isabella: [gets a wrecking ball and destroys the fifth wall. <Settebref>	] <PhineasFlynn>	O_O <PhineasFlynn>	Whoa, Izzy! <PhineasFlynn>	Isabella: What did I just say? <PhineasFlynn>	I can't help it, ok? <PhineasFlynn>	Isabella: Why? <PhineasFlynn>	Because. I just........ <PhineasFlynn>	Nevermind. It's.......Nothing. <_Albert>	Irving: Could someone untie us now? * PhineasFlynn	unties them <PhineasFlynn>	Isabella: Sooo.......What were you saying? <Settebref>	Isabella: My "The Entire City of Portland, Oregon Is On Fire" senses are tingling. <PhineasFlynn>	I said it was nothing. *is scratching his ear* <PhineasFlynn>	It probably is. <PhineasFlynn>	Irving: Wow. Now Isabella's the oblivious one and you're the Lovesick Puppy. See? THIS is why I warned you to stop calling her Izzy. Because of you going OOC, you and her switched roles. <PhineasFlynn>	Oh hush. It's not cuz of that. -_- 	<Settebref>	National Anti-OoC Board: Hey, we're back and - did we come in at a bad time? <PhineasFlynn>	No, no you didn't. 	<PhineasFlynn>	Irving: Yes, you.....*Phineas puts tape on his mouth* <Settebref>	National Anti-OoC Board: Okay, have fun and stay in character! <PhineasFlynn>	Irving: Mmmph! Mmmph mmmph mmmmmmmph! <PhineasFlynn>	Ok! :D <Settebref>	National Anti-OoC Board: [leaces] <Settebref>	*leaves <PhineasFlynn>	Irving: *rips the tape off* Oh great. They're gone. <PhineasFlynn>	Irving: But just you wait. I've got my EYE on you! One OOC slip and I'll call them RIGHT back HERE! <PhineasFlynn>	Ummmm....O....kay...... <PhineasFlynn>	Irving: Wait......Candace didn't try to bust you when we made that machine that made you a snail. In fact....She's NOT trying to bust you anymore! :O <PhineasFlynn>	Irving: *calls the NAOOCB and tells them about Candace* <PhineasFlynn>	NAOOCB: *appears, takes Candace, and throws her in the OOC Prison* <_Albert>	There's an OOC prison? <_Albert>	...What just happened? <PhineasFlynn>	Phinello: Nothing YOU can prove. <_Albert>	...o...kay... <PhineasFlynn>	Hey. I remember you. <PhineasFlynn>	You're the weird named kid who's in love with my sister. <PhineasFlynn>	Phinello: Yes, yes I am. <Settebref>	Katie: That line is officially overused. <_Albert>	Irving: ....people used to call me that. <PhineasFlynn>	Phinello: Yes, yes it is. <PhineasFlynn>	Katie: STOP!!!!!!!!! <_Albert>	No <PhineasFlynn>	Phinello: Fine. >.> 	<Settebref>	[Every continent except North America falls off the planet] <PhineasFlynn>	The hell? <PhineasFlynn>	Well....I know what we're doing today. <PhineasFlynn>	(starts singing): We're gonna reconstruct <PhineasFlynn>	The world! <PhineasFlynn>	Put all the pieces back together! Yeah yeah yeah! <_Albert>	please, don't sing <PhineasFlynn>	It's Just You And Me! We'll Fix the World Together! <PhineasFlynn>	Fixing the world together! <Settebref>	I'll post the song only. <PhineasFlynn>	We're gonna fix the world together! <PhineasFlynn>	One piece at a time! <PhineasFlynn> <_Albert>	Well, at least it wasn't goldy singing. <PhineasFlynn>	Well, let's go, guys. <PhineasFlynn>	We have to hurry before the world completely falls apart. * GoldyThePlatypus	is still tied up <GoldyThePlatypus>	...can somebody PLEASE untie me!? * PhineasFlynn	unties Goldy <GoldyThePlatypus>	Irving: ...nah, I like you like this <_Albert>	Me too <GoldyThePlatypus>	Ha! Too late! Phin untied meh! <_Albert>	Irving: ...Whatever <_Albert>	So, now what? <PhineasFlynn>	We fix the world like I said in the song. <PhineasFlynn>	Ferb: But how? <PhineasFlynn>	With the Magic Labyrinth of I. M. Phin! <_Albert>	Well, get to it then * PhineasFlynn	is traveling around the world collecting its fallen pieces