The Great Coffee Heist

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Authors' Note: This story is written by both FossilsDaDaDa and PeaceLoveAgentP. The character Jessie belongs to Fossy, and the character Bobbi belongs to PLAP.

Scene 1
''Scene opens in the living room with Phineas, Ferb and Candace. Phineas is holding the telephone to his ear.''

Phineas: Hi Mom!

Linda (through the phone): Hi Phineas. How are you doing?

Phineas: Great. How's Fresno?

Linda: Very, very slow. I'm at the convention and it is significantly different than the brochure.

Scene changes to the convention showing a dismal gray enviornment with a few people.

Phineas: I'm sorry to hear that. Hey, can we have a few friends over tonight?

Linda: You mean the same way Candace did last summer?

Phineas: No, of course not! We--er, Candace--have learned from that mistake. No more than seven guests. Promise.

Linda: Oh, okay. Oh, gotta go. I think I see a lamp from 1934!

''Phineas sets the phone down. Candace stares at him.''

Candace: Well?

Phineas: She said "yes"!

Candace jumped in the air letting out a "whoop" as Bobbi and Jessie walk in.

Jessie: What's going on?

Candace: We're gonna have a party! Uh-huh! Oh yeah!

Phineas: It's not a party. We're just inviting a few friends over. No more than two each.

Ferb: I'll invite Buford and Baljeet.

Phineas: I've got Isabella and Irving!

Candace: Guess I'll invite Stacy and Jeremy.

Jessie: I don't know who I'll invite.

Bobbi: That's okay. I never had any friends. Besides, I believe I heard Phineas say "no more than seven guests".

Phineas: Then it's settled. I'll send the guests the emails.

Candace: This is going to be the best not-party in the history of parties!

Candace dances out.

Phineas: I need Jeremy and Stacy's email addresses!

Candace: Whatever!

Phineas:...Interesting.

Scene 2
Phineas is on his computer and Bobbi, Jessie, and Ferb are watching him.

Phineas: And send. There! I expect a reply by--

A ding comes from the computer.

Bobbi: Were you going to say "now"?

Phineas: No. Hey, everyone replied! Oh, Stacy's asking if she can bring a date...

Jessie: I'm sure it'll be fine. We sent an invitation to six people, then we add another... that's seven.

Phineas: Okay, I'll tell her she can, but only the one guy. I wonder who it is. CANDACE! IS STACY DATING ANYONE?

Candace (off screen): NO!

Phineas: Huh. So, who's gonna take care of snacks and drinks?

Phineas turns over to Ferb and the girls.

Jessie (in Ferb's mind): You wanna do that?

Ferb (in Jessie's mind): ''Yeah. I don't wanna brag, but I can make mean cucumber sandwiches.''

Jessie (in Ferb's mind): ''Fascinating. I got drinks.''

Bobbi: I think Jessie and Ferb have got refreshments covered.

Jessie: Hey! You promised you wouldn't read my mind when I'm talking to Ferb!

Bobbi: I can't help it. You guys have the most intriguing conversations.

Phineas rolls his eyes.

Phineas: Can you do decarations?

Bobbi: Let me think. *pause* Check downstairs.

The group walk down to the living room which is completely furnished with streamers, balloons, confetti, and the furniture is cleared out of the way.

Phineas: No need to brag about your vampire skills.

Bobbi: I can undo it.

Phineas: On second thought, you are very convinient!

Bobbi: I thought so.

To be continued...