If There Were Two Odd People

"That's weird." Mom said, "Lawrence, I think Candace has been acting weird since last night." They both look at Candace who is continuously playing with her toys instead of talking with her cellphone as usual. She was talking to them with more basic words, as she is about 10 years younger. Mom tried to approach Candace and tell her what they're going to do that day. "Candace, honey," Mom called. "We're going to the Milk factory tour today. And since you don't like milk, you-"

She got interrupted as her daughter hugged her tightly with tears, "MOMMY!!" she cried. "I don't want you to leave me!" Mom sighed, hoping that this will soon be over, "You won't be alone." Mom replied. "Perry will accompany you. And if you want more company, just call your friends, but not too much. We don't want a party." Candace sniffled. "Perry?" she asked. Then came Perry being next to her, giving her a growl to mark his presence. Linda replied, "Yes, Perry's going to be with you. He's even with you right now." She pointed to the platypus as she said that to her. "OK..." Candace whimpered.

After that, downstairs, Mom, Dad, along with the little brothers Phineas and Ferb said their farewells to Candace. "Take care of house." Mom greeted. "I hope you'll have fun with Perry." Phineas greeted. They all left to the Milk Factory, leaving Candace being all lonely, with Perry of course. "Hey, where's Perry?" Candace asked. "Perry? Peeeryyyy!" As you probably know, Perry was hiding from Candace so he could do his secret agent work. He put on his fedora very quickly. After that he was reaching for a vase to access a tunnel to his lair and...

He got picked up by Candace while he was still wearing his fedora. "Oh, there you are, Perry!" Candace exclaimed. Worried that they will both be busted by the O.W.C.A., Perry turned off the watch which connects Perry with Major Monogram. "Perry?" Candace called. Perry replied with pet mode-like growl. "You... you have a fedora. Daddy likes to wear a fedora when he comes home." Perry was shocked after listening to what Candace said. Dad never wore a fedora when he comes home, maybe not at all. Unless...

Perry slipped out of Candace's arms and closed every door, every curtain, even every spy camera and microphone he had knew. After that he reached his fedora to get his translator he had build when he had free time from his work and pet mode time alone.

Perry took off his fedora as this even has nothing to do with his secret agent carreer. "Candace." Perry called her with his translator. "Perry! You can talk!" Candace exclaimed like what a kid would usually do when they see their pet talk. "I want to ask you something." Perry continued.