Salim F. Pow


 * Corey Roberts: "So what does the 'F' stand for, Mr. Pow?"
 * Salim F. Pow: "Answering that would cause your left intestine to become a cat. It happened to my 4th grade teacher once. Purring emits from her to this day..."
 * —Interview with the Daily Danville

Salim F. Pow is a German-American retired business tycoon, worldy recognized for his creation of the largely popular cereal brand Sugar POW. Born in 1939 on a shallot farm in Mississippi, Pow moved to the small town of Danville in 1957 and began working at a factory that manufactured mini-replicas of River Kwai Bridge. While working at said factory he began experimenting with creating a new type of toothpaste and accidentally created a flakey cereal he dubbed Sugar POW.