I've Never Been Happy!

I've Never Been Happy is an advice show hosted by Major Monogram and Carl and written, directed, and produced by me

Ads
''Feeling depressed, sad, mad, depressed, stupid or all five. Just ak MM on I've Never Been Happy on the O.W.C.A. (Outstanding, Wonderful, Critically Acclaimed) channel. He'll give even more depressing and saddening news than you already had. Like all other avice shows on this channel, it's getting extremly positive reviews. Critics are saying things like "Wonderful and Outstanding. It lives up to it's channels name", "Really helpful and humorous", He's so funny, he brings the house down. Darnit, better call my realtor.", and"They've got much better advice and spelling than that old pharmacist's show." Please note, while this show gives good advice and gets great reviews, please don't consult MM  about anger management issues, as he clearly has some of his own (see above) Call MMM-MMM-MMMM to send in questions and be on the show.''

Episodes
None, at the moment.

Wrier's POV
INBH is an interactive fanon show where users ask the writer a question, and the writer responds as MM or Carl.

MM and Carl's POV
INBH is an interactive fanon series. It works in two easy steps.

1. You send the writer a message asking MM or Carl (you pick) about a situation in your life. The writer responds as whoever you picked in an episode speciffically for you.