The Worst Songs of 2011

This is an episode of Carl's Pop Song Reviews. Carl reviews the worst songs of 2011. Most of the songs on this list are absolutely terrible.

Memorable Quotes
Carl: I review a song based on how much comic material I can get out of it. But when I put a song on a list, then I NEVER want to hear it again. After I finish these lists, I'm never listening to any of these.

Carl:......Okay, look at this (bleep).

(screen shows Irving lip-synching to "Baby" by Justin Bieber)

Carl: Who is this kid? I don't know. But apparently, he is a lot better at making stupid videos on the internet than I will ever, ever be. Clearly I'm doing something wrong.

(screen shows the beginning of the music video of "Down on Me")

Carl: First of all, we can add Jeremy, the moron who sang "Birthday (bleep)" to the growing list of one-hit wonders who have a second hit. But the bigger name on this song is the mush-mouth himself, Phinny Cent. And of course, his monotonous flow fits perfectly with this monotonous song.

Phineas: (starts rapping)

Carl: Whoa, tune it down, Phinny! No need to ham it up.

Carl: I feel like I can take this song, chop it up into a hundred different segments and put it back together in a random order, and I wouldn't be able to know the difference in any way. Well, except for this part.

Jeremy: (in a squeaky voice) Put it down on me.

Carl: (sarcastically) Yes, I will put it down on you, Mr. Chipmunk.

Carl: Phinny says this song was only a hit because of his help. I doubt it. He hasn't released a single album since, what was it called, "Gitchee Gitchee Goo Means I Stopped Trying"? No, it was that kid.

(screen shows Phineas and Irving lip-synching to "Down on Me")

Carl: We regular Internet morons are finding out that we have power. And some of us are using that power in horrible ways. I see some dark days ahead for us.

Buford: (rapping) Look at me now, look at me now, oh, I'm getting papers....

Carl: What, arrest papers, you little toad?

Carl: Buford seems to be growing more repulsive each passing day, and really, why shouldn't he? He committed a terrible crime, graphic evidence was available everywhere, he has yet made any remarkable signs of remorse, and yet he still has all his fame and apparently a bunch of supporters, so why shouldn't we assume that he can do whatever the (bleep) he wants?

Buford: (rapping) I don't see how you can hate from outside of the club, you can't even get in! (laughs)

Carl: But I can hate you from outside of the police station, you piece of (bleep).

Carl: If he was just an awful person, that would be one thing. But as "Look at Me Now" proves, he's not only just an awful human being, he's a terrible rapper!

Buford: (rapping) And she accidentally fall on my (bleep), oops I said "on my (bleep)", I didn't really mean to say on my (bleep), but since we're talking about my (bleep).....

Carl: Download from iTunes now and get a free puke bucket! (a picture of puke buckets pops up)

(screen shows Phineas rapping)

Carl:......Phineas, why? Why do you keep rescuing the songs of the worst artists?

Carl: Could I really put a song on a list titled "the worst songs of the year" if I only loathe fifty percent of it?

Buford: (rapping) Is that right? I'm fresher than a mother(bleep)!

Carl: Yes, yes I can. While we're talking about your (bleep), Buford, go eat a (bleep).

Trivia

 * Almost all the songs on this list were terrible (in the creator's opinion)