It's a Mall World After All

A fic by AdamGregory03.

Summary
At a large mall, Adam, along with a WHOLE lot of other characters, compete to get a Chaos Emerald. Who will get it?

Characters

 * Adam Woytila


 * Phineas Flynn


 * Ferb Fletcher


 * Candace Flynn


 * Stacy Hirano


 * Perry the Platypus


 * Dr. Hienz Doofenshmirtz


 * Vanessa Doofenshmirtz


 * Wile E. Coyote


 * The Blue Aardvark


 * Jessie


 * James


 * Meowth


 * Buford Van Storm


 * Baljeet


 * Mr. Jinx (cameo)


 * The Roadrunner (cameo)


 * The Red Ant (cameo)


 * Officer Dibble


 * Bonkers D. Bobcat


 * Snagglepuss


 * Pete Puma


 * The manager

Perry's entrance to his lair
Mr. Jinx gives Perry the telegram from Major Monogram.

Evil Jingle
Doofenshmirtz and his daughter!

Memorable quotes
Adam: You guys look familiar.

Jessie: Uh… we should!

James: Yeah, we are the creators… of… the… uh… Rocket Pickles!

Meowth: The darn tastiest…

(Jessie stomps on his tail)

Meowth: AAAAH! Uh, I mean, Meowth. Meow.

Adam: Okay…

Pete: Get that duck-bill guy!

Ferb: Farwell, my loveliest maiden, Vanessa. I shall remember you in my heart, and until then, I will wait until you shall be free.

Aardvark: What's that mean?

(Wile E. whispers into the aardvark's ear, causing him to grin slyly)

Aardvark: Ooh-hoo-hoo, he's got it bad!

Trivia

 * Absent characters: Isabella and Major Monogram
 * A transcript was posted on Fanfiction.net.