User blog:AgentGoldfish/Ask Goldy Questions

Hey, Phinatics! I'm starting a new column in the Times in addition to ODsGM, Ask Goldy! If you have any questions for this advice column (And try to keep them as stupid/funny as possible), you can e-mail them to me at [mailto:notanalien24@hotmail.com notanalien24@hotmail.com] for complete anonymousness. Keep the Qs comin! ~Goldy