The Truth about Ferb Fletcher

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What You Think You Know (Intro)
"Ferb lived with his Dad back in Britain a few years back. They moved to America, where Ferb's Dad married Linda Flynn."

That's the story you THINK you know. But you want to know the real story. Here it is:

Chapter 1: The Birth of Ferb
'Tall started back in the days of old. 1998, I believe. Madam Fletcher was going to have a baby. And Madam Fletcher's mother was the Queen of England. The Queen was extremely pleased that she would finally be a grandmother. Why, it was she who introduced her daughter to Lawrence Fletcher - and they got married and were about to bare a baby. See, Lawrence's Dad was one of the knights who protected the Queen from foreign enemies. Once the Queen found out he had a handsome son named Lawrence - she immediately wanted them to meet.

Now the time had come. Madam Fletcher was in the birth room, as Lawrence waited outside. "Dwaah! Dwaah!", Madam Fletcher yelled from inside. "This... is... so... in the tense!", she cried. Then a loud pop was heard. Lawrence rushed into the room. There in the hands of Madam Fletcher, lay a new-born baby with strands of green hair, a big nose, and a sealed mouth. "Aw, is he not so cute?", Madam asked. "Yes. Yes he is", Lawrence stated, admiring his son. "Of course, there is still the matter of naming the child", the doctor said. "Oh yes. That too. Let's see. He has green hair. Which reminds me of herbs. That's it! We'll call him Herb!", Lawrence decided. "Herb Fletcher? That's sounds quite foolish don't you think, Lawrence?', Madam asked. "Foolish? Herb? Why don't we just make a combination of the two? Hoolish", Lawrence said, sarcastically. "Or Ferb", the doctor suggested. "Ferb Fletcher. Has a nice ring to it", Madam said. And so it was decided. The new heir to the throne was named Ferb Fletcher.