User blog comment:FossilsDaDaDa/More Fanart!/@comment-3039505-20110516011847/@comment-1321068-20110516154709

Play around and tinker with it, recompile the kernel, get a new CPU and reconstruct the mainframe of the scanner. Connect it to Linux and hack to the system. Discover codes and translate them. Recompile the kernel. Hit it with a large hammer.

By then, you should be considering of buying a new one.