Make Em' Laugh!

{Disclaimer:I don't own Glee or Singing In the Rain}

{Sang By Phineas instead of Matthew Morrison}

Though the world is so full of a number of things

I know we shall all be happy as

But are we?

No, defininitely no, positivily no.

Decidedly no. Mmm-mm.

Short people have long faces and

Long people have short faces.

Big people have little humor

And little people have no humor at all!

And in the words of that immortal god

Samuel J. Snodgrass, as he was about to be lead

to the guillotine:

Make em' laugh

Make em' laugh

Don't you know everyone wants to laugh?

(Ha ha!)

My dad said "Be an actor son

But be a comical one

They'll be standing in lines

For those old honky tonk monkeyshines"

Now you could study Shakespeare and be quite elite

And you can charm the critics and have nothin' to eat

Just slip on a banana peel

The world's at your feet

Make em' laugh

Make em' laugh

Make em' laugh

Make em'...

Make em' laugh

Don't you know everyone wants to laugh

My grandpa said go out and tell em' a joke

But give it plenty of hoke

Make em' roar

Make em' scream

Take a fall

But a wall

Split a seam

You start at pretending

You're a dancer with grace

You wiggle 'till they're

Giggling all over the place

And then you get a great big custard pie in the face

Make em' laugh

Make em' laugh

Make em' laugh

Make em' laugh

Make em' laugh

Don't you know everyone wants to laugh?

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha

Ah ha ha ha ha ha

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Make em' laugh, ah ha!

Make em' laugh, ah ha!

Make em' laugh, ah ha!

Make em' laugh

Make em' laugh

Make em' laugh!

(End of Song)