User blog comment:PlantyThePottedPlant/Random Topic Blogging II: Electric Blogaloo/@comment-4005481-20120127152230/@comment-3006892-20120127171629

Hmmm...

Well, humans call it "Kepler 22-b" (Have a gag where Jess is introducing the place Phin says "W-wait, you mean Kepler 22-b? We know about that place, we just haven't been there yet."). but if you're native to it, you either call it comsthing unpronouncable to the human tongue, or, for nickname, Ashafan. (Just cam up with that now, and I like it. I'll keep it.)