User blog comment:PlantyThePottedPlant/Random Topic Blogging II: Electric Blogaloo/@comment-4123215-20120610183847/@comment-3479827-20120610233819

http://pffanon.wikia.com/wiki/Her_1st_day_in_Danville_part_4 It gave me that.

President Poptart's Future Actions List

Item #525


 * Strokes of stupidity that are available for public viewing shall not be tolerated. Holes shall be dug into the center of the Earth and everyone will have to drop their computers in. The enactor of the stupidity shall be arrested and publically flogged for three days and then sacrificed to the mighty Azathoth. We will mail their families their colons via UPS.