I'm Better



I’m Better is a song by Rodney and Dr. Lloyd Wexler from the The Adventures Of Irving and Friends episode Irving and Albert

Lyrics
Rodney: There are tons of villains in the world''

But all those posers, make me hurl!

I can convince them I'm the best

Then I can put those losers to rest

(Wexler pushes Rodney out of way, and starts to sing)

Wexler: As a villain, I'm no joke

Course I won't make Baby's choke

But I'm still evil, just wait and see

I don't care if you have to pee!

(Rodney Pushes Wexler out of the way)

Rodney: Your a poser, I'm a winner

You won't be having some victory dinner!

Everyone knows I'm Better then you

With my latest invention, I could turn you into goo!

Cuz everyone knows, I'm better!

Wexler: Hey, stop stealing my spotlight

Rodney: Can it Wexler, this may be my only chance to sing a villain song!

Wexler: Please Rodney, your no threat

Your the worse villain I've ever met!

Cuz everyone knows, I'm better!

Rodney: Wexler, your evil plans are barley Grand,

Your so lame, just talk to the hand!

Everyone knows, I'm better!

Wexler: Please Rodney, I'm better!

Rodney: No, I'm better!

Both: No way...I'M BETTER!

(Last note held until end of song)