OMG, Marie Jones is Legit Sooo Pretty!

Marie: So like OMG haaai! My name's Marie Jones and like I'm sooo pretty. Like everyone loves me! When I was five my house burned down and I was like soo soo sad! I was sobbing for weeks because I lost my favorite little teddy that had been handed down through like a bajillion generations! So anyway we moved to Danville and I met Phineas Flynn, who's legit like the cutest boy ever! And I also met Ferb too, and I like totally realized that even though Phineas is my boyfriend and everything, he's totally hawt! Like OMG, I might die! And like this girl Isabella, she's like my bestie! She totally doesn't mind that I have Phineas because she has Jhonen, but I don't like him because he's all goth!

Jhonen: I can hear you, you know.

Marie: (clenched smile) I know, I said it loud! So (insert long, loud, and hysterical laugh here) anyway! Like I got you guys all here because you're all my BESTEST FRIENDS!

Che: This page is going nowhere.

Marie: Like OMG! Who made you boss?

Che: (mocking) Like OMG! Who do you think thought you up?

(Marie looks stunned. Isabelle laughs.)

Isabelle: I swear, she's like a blonde!

Marie: I'm not blonde! (pulls on hair) Does this look blonde?

Phineas, Ferb, and all the other boys in the room: Ohh, what lovely hair!

(Marie beams.)

Marie: I know right! And my eyes are just like, so lovely! (flutters eyelashes)

Phineas, Ferb, and all the other boys in the room: Ohh, what lovely eyes!

Ferb: They're so sparkly, and blue.

Phineas: And her dress is so purple!

Buford: And her hair is so brown!

Baljeet: And she's so good at math!

(Everyone looks oddly at Baljeet.)

Honey: That's an odd reason to like someone.

Baljeet: (sigh) I know...

(Buford gives Baljeet a wedgie. Marie tackles him and gets him into a headlock.)

Buford: Hey! She's stronger than me!

Marie: (admires self) I know!

Che: You're so narcissistic.

Marie: I know, like OMG! Isn't it awesome?

Che, Honey, Isabelle, and Isabel: Not really.

Marie: Well it's too bad you can't see how amazing I am! They can! (points to all the boys)

Che: I feel revolted for having thinking of you.

Honey: Are you thinking of borrowing Alice 0's red button?

Che: Maybe...