User blog comment:PlantyThePottedPlant/Random Topic Blogging III: Blog Harder/@comment-3395649-20140309000045/@comment-1518158-20140317222516

The most effective response would've been saying "How do you know when you're really lame? When you sell bratwurst!" and then laughing at Doof. You would've gotten referenced by him years later in a flashback if so.