User blog comment:PlantyThePottedPlant/Random Topic Blogging II: Electric Blogaloo/@comment-3395649-20120723032650/@comment-4989298-20120723175615

While moving to jupiter would eliminate the possibility of Black widow spiders, There are a few problems... First is getting there... If Earth and jupiter are lined up right, they're 387,000,000 miles from eachother, so at 17,500 mph, it would take 2.522 years to get there. Although, space shuttles can't fully escape earth's gravitational pull, therefore they can't travel such distantces. If however, you actually get there, the teperature would be around -168 farenheit, with wind speeds at 620 kph. And then there's the lack of oxygen. With all that said, it'd be much shorter of a distance, without the record wind speeds, and only being -20 to -40 degrees farenheit, if you move to Mars.