You Can't Escape Me!

A song sung by Punchy, the evil dummy from The Life Of a Dummy (No, Not Irving).

Punchy: You think you can escape me!

Many have tried and failed!

I'll haunt you for eternity,

And you have one opportunity

To keep your worthless life!

If you choose to serve me,

Then I'll let you keep your soul!

But if you refuse my offer,

I'LL SWALLOW YOU WHOLE!

Run, run as fast as you can!

You can't escape me! I am the Puppet Man!

You'll be my servant, my lackey, my slave!

And if you disobey, well I'll MAKE you behave!

(Irving screams and the song ends)

Punchy: ''Dude, seriously. You scream like a girl.''

Irving: ''Do not. ''