The Cast's Q&A of Humor and Drama

Beatrice Goldberg: Hey hey there, everyone! I'm your host, Beatrice Goldberg! Welcome to the Humor and Drama Q&A with the cast of Disney's most popular animated series-oh, don't tell them I said that, they'd get heartbroken if they found out if they were cartoon (I don't know why)-Phineas and Ferb! *cast comes out*

Phineas: Hey everyone! Welcome to our Humorous and Dramatic Q&A. Or should Ferb say-

Ferb: The humorous dramatic question and answer that's a Q&A and has humor and drama with the cast of phineas and ferb which includes the cast of phineas and ferb and the host Beatrice Goldberg and the co-host-

Crowd: *laughs throughout the speech*

Beatrice Goldberg: We don't have a co-host.

Crowd *laughs again*

Ferb: Just let me finish. *clears throat* and the co-host, Beatrice Goldberg.

Crowd: *laughs like crazy*

Phineas: Oh, Ferb can you get-

Ferb: *runs off quickly and brings back an animal translator*

Crowd: *laughs*

''Note: From here and on, if a crowd laughs after someone's lines it will say *laughs*. If the character laughs itself, it will say *chuckles*''

Phineas: Thanks!

Note: Perry's lines are English as from the translator instead of saying *chatters*

Perry: Happy Holidays, everyone!

Isabella: Happy Hanukkah, everyone!

Crowd: *looks confused*

Beatrice: Ouch, maybe no one in the crowd is jewish like you Isabella-and I meant that to be offensive to you Izzy.

Isabella: Oh no you didn't!

Phineas: Woah, woah, let's not fight! Let's just get some questions in!

Beatrice: First question is for Perry from a girl named Peach! "How does it feel like to fight Doofenshmirtz everyday as a secret agent?

Perry: I have no idea was that brainless girl is talking about.

Candace: That question just made no sense.

Phineas: Uh-oh, whenever Perry hears something about him being a secret agent, he would...

Perry: *cusses*

Phineas: ...cuss.

Crowd: *gasps*

Beatrice: That's it! SECURITY! TAKE THAT CUSSING PLATYPUS OUT!

Security: *comes in and takes Perry away*

Beatrice: And now for my cat to come in! It's a new one named after my old one Candace the Cat. He's trained to know English!

Phineas: Cool!

Beatrice: And now, for Candace the Cat!

Candace the Cat: *walks up to Animal Translator* Merry Christmas everyone!

TBC