Conk Thinks



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Me conk. Conk caveman. Or caveperson,. If you be uptight about it. Where did conk life go wrong? Today start out good, but now it pitts. Life be fine, most of time. Conk live in cave, conk eat sandwhiches conk make, and conk friend to all cavepeople. It all start this morning. Conk eat breakfeast of sandwhich, and conk go and play with rocks.

Conk throw rock far as possible. Conk break record! Conk go to get rock, but other caveperson, named Stonk say conk no go there. Conk stupid, so conk not hear. Conk walk. Conk feel cold. Conk see rock in bigger, blue rock. Conk not see blue rock before. Conk try and pull out small rock from big rock. Rock no budge.

Conk pull hard as conk can. Rock still no budge. Conk stick foot in blue rock to get small rock. Rock no budge. Conk pull foot. Foot hurt. Foot no come back from big rock. conk stuck! Conk pull hard. Foot furt! Conk in trouble!

Conk feel heavy in heart. Conk sad. Conk want to play, but conk stuck. Conk wait for friend to help. Conk stay stuck for long time. Conk see no friend. Conk think about what happen if conk stuck forever. Conk no visit friend! Conk no see lady conk! Conk no play! Conk die!

Conk no want die! Conk keep pull. Conk still stuck. But conk look around. Look see Phinebunk and gerb run by! Conk happy! Phinebunk and Gerb conk best friends. Phinebunk help conk when conk sad. Gerb just cool. Conk like phinebunk and gerb! Conk want play with them!

Conk see them run. They no see conk. Conk try to go to them. Foot hurt. Conk still stuck. Conk sigh. Conk now more sad. Conk stuck forever? Conk hope not. Conk hopeful. Now conk here thinking about how life go wrong. Conk stuck in blue rock!

Conk want phinebunk and gerb. Conk want play! Conk still hopeful. Conk sure conk be saved soon. Conk hear song, far away. Conk like it! Conk hum song. Conk get sleepy. Conk close eye. Conk hope life get better…

*29,000, YEARS LATER*

Conk open eye. Conk look around. Conk see color! Conk feel no big blue rock! Conk unstuck! Conk happy. Conk see kid. Conk forget manners!

"Me conk!". Conk say.

"Me Phineas, he Ferb." Kid say.

Conk happy. Conk safe! Kid look like kid conk know. Conk not put finger on it. But conk know kid! Conk not know how, but conk somehow know kid is conk friend. Conk feel safe now. Conk want hug, but first…

"Conk hungry. Food!"

Conk glad to be around friend.

THE END