Ice Creamed/Transcript

Act I
(Scene starts at the Flynn-Fletcher backyard. Phineas, Ferb, Ivan & Candace are all wearing underwear.)

Ivan: God, it's so hot right now, I bet you could cook eggs on the pavement!

Candace: No duh! (Ivan farts) Did you just fart?

Ivan: Yes, yes I did. Phineas: Ew! What did you eat this morning?

Ivan: Nothing much except for apples. Hey, I always get ridiculed for farting, because I do it all the time!

Ferb: Perhaps you should stop eating so much.

Ivan: I guess you're right. Hey, where's Perry?