On the Air/Isabella and the Animals

These are fanmade episodes by Peanutjon.

On the Air
Phineas, Ferb and Perry walk into the living room, where Candace is sitting on the couch flipping through channels on the TV.

Candace: Ugh, there’s nothing on!

Phineas: Why aren’t you talking to Ashley?

Candace: Mom told me I couldn’t use my phone for a week.

Phineas: Oh. (He and Ferb sit down next to Candace, who scoots away) Whatcha watching?

Candace: Nothing. Nothing to watch. (leans over on the arm of the couch and groans)

Phineas: Oh. Ferb, I know what we’re gonna do today! …Hey, where’s Perry?

It shows Perry hopping into the fireplace and jerking some wood, falling down and landing in his chair. Major Monogram appears on the screen.

Major: Agent P, Doofenshmirtz has been taking several bricks from people’s fireplaces. He must be up to something. Go get him.

Perry runs off and it goes to Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc.

Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!

Perry opens the door and steps in. Doofenshmirtz enters the entrance.

Doofenshmirtz: Hello, Perry the Platypus! Nice of you to drop by.

Perry looks down and sees that he’s standing on a clam, which shuts on him.

Doofenshmirtz: So, I suppose you want to know what I am doing? Well, last week, I went on vacation to the beach! While I was there, I built a sandcastle!

Doofenshmirtz shows Perry a picture, which has him in his swimsuit with a tiny sandcastle.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Doofenshmirtz: My neighbor, who has the second tallest building in the tri-state area, started laughing at me and knocked over my sandcastle. So, to get my revenge…

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">The screen fades and comes back, but Doofenshmirtz and Perry are now on the balcony.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Doofenshmirtz: …I built the Destruct-inator! I will fire the Destruct-inator at his building and it will collapse!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Perry gasps, and then begins searching for a way to escape. It goes back to Phineas and Ferb, who are in their yard building a TV Studio. Isabella, Baljeet and Buford walk through the gate, with Buford dragging Baljeet by his feet and Baljeet’s face rubbing in the dirt.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Isabella: Hey, Phineas! Whatcha doin’?

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Phineas: We’re building a TV Studio, so we can air whatever we want!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Isabella: Cool! Can we help?

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Phineas: Sure!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">It goes back to Candace, who is lying on the couch flipping through channels. Eventually, she stops.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Candace: Wait, is that…?

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">It shows the TV, which has Gretchen lying on the couch flipping through channels (just like Candace just was).

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">(Music queue)

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Phineas’ voice:'' It’s the middle of summer, and there’s nothing on. You’re sitting on the couch, so bored. But if you turn to channel 6, you will soon find The greatest channel on the earth!''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Gretchen hops up and the living room she was in flies away, revealing Phineas on drums, Ferb on guitar, and other Fireside Girls on other instruments. She runs and grabs some cymbals.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Phineas: 1 2 3 4!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Phineas, Ferb and Fireside Girls: Ferb TV!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Isabella: (dancing onscreen) With romance, and sports! (she kicks a soccer ball offscreen as Buford drags Baljeet in)

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Phineas, Ferb and Fireside Girls: Ferb TV!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Buford: With wrestling, and more! (he flings Baljeet away and Baljeet crawls back)

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Phineas, Ferb and Fireside Girls: Ferb TV!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Baljeet: Educational shows!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Phineas: Ferb TV has every show that you know!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Phineas, Ferb, Fireside Girls, Isabella, Buford and Baljeet: Ferb TV!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Phineas: With Isabella!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">All: Ferb TV!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Fireside Girls: Buford and Baljeet!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">All: Ferb TV!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Isabella, Buford and Baljeet: With Phineas and Ferb!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Ferb: Ferb TV is the greatest channel on earth!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">It goes back to Candace, whose mouth is gaping open.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Candace: Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Mom’s voice: You’ve already told me that one!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Candace (running off in the direction of Mom’s voice): No, really!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">It goes back to Doofenshmirtz and Perry. Doofenshmirtz is pressing buttons on the Destruct-inator.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Doofenshmirtz: As soon as I get this ready, that building will be nothing but dust!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">It zooms to Perry, who flips his hat off. A pearl falls out, and the clam releases Perry and eats it. Perry tackles Doofenshmirtz.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Doofenshmirtz: Perry! How did you escape?

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Perry stands on Doofenshmirtz’ chest and looks at the computer.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Doofenshmirtz: Ha! I made it so that you could never figure out how to turn it off!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Perry presses a button and the Destruct-inator turns off.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Doofenshmirtz: …Or not.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Doofenshmirtz stands up, causing Perry to be flung into the Destruct-inator, turning it back on and turning it around and firing it, then pushing it off the edge to be shattered.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Doofenshmirtz: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Doofenshmirtz hops off his building and uses a parachute, but is blown towards the Flynn-Fletcher family’s house. Perry follows with his parachute.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">It goes back to Phineas and Ferb. Isabella is in a soccer uniform, as well as the other Fireside Girls.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Isabella: Alright, girls! Ready for some soccer?

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Fireside Girls: Yeah!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Suddenly, a laser hits the TV studio. Part of it falls on Isabella’s soccer ball.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Phineas: Everyone, run!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Phineas grabs Isabella’s hand and jerks her away just as a beam lands where she was, and she sighs happily. Everyone evacuates the TV Studio as it collapses, as Perry chases Doofenshmirtz across the falling objects. Eventually, Doofenshmirtz is squished by a speaker.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Doofenshmirtz: CURSE YOU, PERRY THE PLATYPUS!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Meanwhile, Candace drags her mom into the living room and sees the empty stage. Then, a beam lands in front of the camera and it falls over, then turns off.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Mom: What was it, Candace?

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Candace: …Nothing…

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Mom: Ok.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Mom walks away as Phineas, Ferb, Isabella, Buford and the Fireside Girls walk in, followed by Baljeet, who has a small beam stuck in the back of his shirt.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Baljeet: Why did you choose to put a metal beam in the collar of my shirt? Why not a brick, or part of the camera?

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Buford: Want a brick in your mouth?!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Baljeet: Actually, on the other hand, at least you got a small beam.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Isabella: Well, at least we have our “Tried to make a TV Channel until our studio collapsed” Patch.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Fireside Girls: Yeah!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">The Fireside Girls take a patch out of their pockets and put it on their sashes. Candace then walks into the backyard.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Candace: What were you guys doing?!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Phineas: We built a TV Studio, but it collapsed.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Candace: Just before I got mom in the living room, of course!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Candace storms back inside and flops down onto the couch. Perry walks out from under a dirt pile.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Phineas: Oh, there you are, Perry!

Isabella and the Animals
<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Isabella is in her Fireside Girls suit, at a table. She’s writing a paper. Phineas and Ferb walk up.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Phineas: Hey Isabella. Whatcha doin’?

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Isabella: Done. I was writing a report to get my Animal Knowledge Patch in the Fireside Girls. And I’m done!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Phineas: Oh.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Isabella: Are you going to build anything today?

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Phineas: I don’t know.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Isabella: Ok. Wanna come with me to the Fireside Girls Clubhouse?

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Phineas: Might as well.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Phineas, Isabella and Pinky leave Isabella’s yard and head to the clubhouse.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Isabella: So, um, what do you want to talk about?

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Phineas: I don’t know.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Isabella stops at a crosswalk. Pinky slides behind a mailbox and comes out with his own paper. Isabella peers to see if there are any cars and accidently drops her paper. Pinky sneaks past and drops his, too. Isabella bends over and picks up Pinky’s paper while Pinky dashes back and grabs Isabella’s. Pinky then jumps into the mailbox and falls into his office.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Wanda: Agent P, you need to stop Poofenplotz. She’s been turning paper into goo. Speaking of which, do you have your paperwork?

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Pinky nods and pulls out Isabella’s animal report.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Wanda: That’s information on animals. Agent, where is your paperwork about Poofenplotz?

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Pinky searches, but turns to Wanda and shrugs.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Wanda: Well, stop Poofenplotz. You’ll have to write those papers later.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Pinky runs off. Meanwhile, Isabella and Phineas are at the Fireside Girls’ Clubhouse. Isabella opens the door.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Isabella: Hi girls! I’ve finished my animal report!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Gretchen: Good!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Adyson: Can I read it first?

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Holly: No, Isabella should read it to all of us.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Melissa: Makes sense.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Isabella: Ok!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Isabella unfolds the paper and looks at it, then turns back to the Fireside Girls.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Isabella: Uh, hold on, Phineas and I need to go outside!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Isabella grabs Phineas by the shirt and pulls him outside.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Phineas: What is it, Isabella?

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Isabella: This isn’t my paper! This has something to do about someone named “Poofenplotz”.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Phineas: Where’s your paper?

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Isabella: That’s my problem! I don’t know! What am I going to do?

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Phineas: …Isabella, I know what we’re gonna do today! …Hey, where’s Pinky?

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Isabella: Good question.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Phineas and Isabella run in the direction of Phineas’ house. Meanwhile, Candace is inside the clubhouse with the other Fireside Girls.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Rosie: I wonder what’s taking them so long.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Candace looks through the windows and sees them heading towards the Flynn-Fletchers’ house.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Candace: …I’ll be right back.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Candace runs off, following Phineas and Isabella. However, she sees a Bango-Ru poster and forgets that she’s chasing them, so she turns and grabs the poster, then wanders off. Back at Phineas and Ferb’s house, Phineas and Isabella arrive, with Ferb and Perry sitting under the tree.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Phineas: Ferb, I know what we’re going to do today!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Ferb: That’s good.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">It goes to Candace, who’s walking around, reading a flier for a Bango-Ru competition.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Candace: I should go find Meap.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Candace looks up and sees that she’s outside of the backyard and sees a sign for a zoo.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Candace: PHINEAS!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Candace barges into the backyard.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Candace: Phineas, is that a zoo?!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Phineas: Yes, yes it is.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Candace: (walking into the zoo) Wait till mom sees this! You’ll be bust-AAAAH!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">It zooms out and shows Candace stepped onto an escalator. She is lifted up to the wall of the seal exhibit, but doesn’t step at the end of the escalator, so she trips and falls onto the seal’s nose, and it begins juggling her.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Candace: PHI-AH-NI-AH-EAS! YOU-AH-ARE-AH-IN-AH-SO-AH-MUCH-AH-TROUBLE!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">(Music queue)

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt"> Isabella: ''Go on a safari, without leaving your backyard It sounds impossible, don’t you think?''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Candace: Anything’s possible, with Phineas and Ferb.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Phineas: ''It’ll all be done in a wink! ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Isabella: ''Go see a seal, or dance with a tiger ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Phineas: ''Go to the forest, without the worries of fire ''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Candace: ''Wait till mom Sees all this! You’ll be in trouble It’s my only wish!''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Jeremy: Hey Candace!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Candace: Jeremy!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Phineas: ''But it isn’t over, it don’t take a brain! To go to the rainforest, without any rain!''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Isabella: ''There is so much That you can do!''

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">All: So come on over to the greatest zoo!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Isabella: Thanks, Phineas! I’ve finished my report! …Again.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Phineas: You’re welcome.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Pinky walks up.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Isabella: Oh, there you are, Pinky!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Candace: Ha! Just wait till mom sees!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Candace runs into the house.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Candace: Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom!!!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Mom: What is it, honey?

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Candace: Come see what Phineas and Ferb did!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Meanwhile, Phineas presses a button on the zoo and it turns into a small suitcase. All of the animals are teleported to their home. Candace and Mom come out.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Mom: Do I have to say it?

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Candace: WHAT?!?!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Phineas: Mom, we built a zoo!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Mom: Good for you. Well, who wants snacks!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Isabella: I need to get my report to the clubhouse. Thanks again, Phineas!

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Isabella hugs Phineas and then begins to leave. Pinky falls from the sky above her.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 10pt">Isabella: Oh, there you are, Pinky.