User blog comment:Jessa The Random Phinbella Fan/Funny/@comment-random/@comment-weird/@comment-cool stuff!!!!/@comment-2024558-20100612194122

Okay, I know I forgot Billy. I believe it's this: Wilbur: Pop quiz, who have you met, and what do you know?

Lewis: Okay, Bud, Fritz, and Joe are brothers. Fritz is married to Petunia, and is she...

Wilbur: Cranky? Yes.

Lewis: Okay. Fritz is married to Petunia, and Talooloo and Lazlo are their children. Joe is married to Billy, Lefty is the butler, Spike and Demetrie are twins, and I don't know who they're related to.

Wilbur: Neither do we, go on.

Lewis: Bud is married to Lucille, and your dad, Cornelius, is their son. What does Cornelius look like?

Wilbur: ... Tom Seleck.

Lewis: *weirded out for a moment* Okay, Cornelius is married to Franny, and her brothers are Gaston and Art.

Wilbur: You're forgetting something.

Lewis: Forgetting... Oh! Wilbur is the son of Franny and Cornelius.

Wilbur: And nobody realized you were from the past?

Lewis: Nope.

Wilbur: Whew!

Lewis: Thank you, thank you, good night...

* Wilbur turns the light off*