User blog comment:PlantyThePottedPlant/Random Topic Blogging III: Blog Harder/@comment-1758900-20140712040556

I'm so handy. You already know. I'll fix your plumbing when your toilets overflow. I'm so handy, I'll bring you up to code when your dishwasher's 'bout to 'splode.

I never bother with baggies, glass jars, tupperware containers, plastic cling wrap, really a no brainer. I just like to keep all my flavors sealed in tight, with aluminum foil (foil). Never settle for less. That kinda wrap is just the best to keep your sandwich nice and fresh. Stick it in your cooler (cooler). Eat it when you're ready. Then maybe you'll choose (you'll choose, you'll choose) a refreshing herbal tea

And that's why I think it's a good time to learn some grammar. Now, did I stammer? Work on that grammar. You should know when it's less or it's fewer, like people who were never raised in a sewer. I hate these word crimes. Like I could care less. That means you do care, at least a little. Don't be a moron. You better slow down and use the right pronoun. Or the world will know you're a clown.

I really hate this show. I can't reach my remote control. Welcome to a new place. To a new place. Sorry it's a grim space. But it's my place. I'm really inactive. I'm so inactive. I'm really inactive. Highly inactive.

Because I'm tacky. Wear my belt with suspenders and my sandals with my socks. Because I'm tacky. Got some new glitter Uggs, and lovely pink sequin crocks. Because I'm tacky. Never let you forget some favor I did for you. Because I'm tacky. If you're okay with that, you might just be tacky too.