User blog comment:Kittyfire/Random Topic Blogging!/@comment-3000368-20110604170106/@comment-2077777-20110605001441

I feel awful about that surprise. Tell you what, let's give your parents a call right now.*"Dials Phones"*

Voice on "Phone":The birth parents you are trying to reach do not love you. Please hang up.

Oh, that's sad. But impressive. Maybe they worked at the phone company.