Talk:50 Ways to Annoy Major Monogram

I got some: How do those sound? -Heinz84
 * Work for him and do a lousy job.
 * Bonus if you're Carl.
 * Ask him a lot of questions.
 * Hold him hostage.
 * Destroy his reputation.
 * Refer to him as "some guy" instead of Major.
 * Make him take a taxi instead of a town car.
 * Touch him with unwashed hands.
 * Make him say "I am Major Monogram. I dropped that water balloon. I have poopy pants."