In Fabulous 3D (Transcript)

Episode One: In Fabulous 3D

The day begins on Maple Drive. Down the street from the Flynn-Fletcher home, a white moving van parks in front of a house with a FOR SALE sign in the yard. Just then, a scream is heard from Phineas and Ferb's house.

Phineas and Ferb are sitting at the table, eating Tastee-O's. Behind them, Candace is running back and forth in her purple Ducky Momo PJs, shrieking.

Candace: Oh my gosh, what am I gonna do? My last red skirt is missing. What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do?

Phineas: (unfazed) Candace, I think I saw a red skirt in our closet. Maybe you left it in there by accident.

Candace (gasps) That's right! (runs upstairs and quickly reappears wearing her usual red-and-white outfit) Okay, Mom! I'm off to the mall to meet Jeremy! We're going to see the new vampire movie. Although you know, the 3D kind of stinks. Man, I wish there was more realistic 3D. Maybe it could even actually create stuff in front of you!

(beat)

Candace: I just gave them an idea, didn't I?

Phineas: Yes. Yes, you did. Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!

Candace: Ah, the inevitable. Anyway, I'll be back in two hours, leaving plenty of time for busting! (leaves)

Mom: Bye, Candace! Have fun! And boys, I'll be back in a while. Vivian and I have an appointment at the nail salon. See you soon! (leaves)

Phineas and Ferb headed outside. Phineas opened his cell phone.

Phineas: Hey, Jeet. We're making a 3D projector today. You in? We could use your expertise today. Really? Okay, see you in a bit. Bye, Baljeet. (dials again) Irving? Yeah, we're making a....what? Behind the fence? How many times do I have to tell you, Irving? Why don't you just come out?

(Irving jumps over the fence)

Irving: Hey, guys. I've got some cameras in a box at home. They still work fine.

Phineas: Oh, cool! Is Albert at home? Can you call him?

Irving: (holds up purple cell phone) Way ahead of you.

(Isabella walks through the gate)

Isabella Hey, guys! Hey, Irving! What'cha doin?