I’m Doofy the Kid

is the second song in "Go West, Young Fanboy".

Doofy the Kid: I was once a great hero, the best this town has seen!

But one day I was defeated by a guy who's super-mean!

I wish I could go back there just to kick his butt!

But when he ran me outta town, he locked the door right shut!

I'm Doofy the Kid, the best cowboy around!

But then that Dead Eye Albert went asnd ran me outta town!

(song ends)