How The Bitterness of Phineas Flynn Should Have Ended

Note: This story is not to be taken seriously and was only written for comical purposes. I am not responsible to any damage to your appreciation to the original story should you sustain any from reading this.

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[''Scene opens with Phineas standing by the reanimation machine in his room. Following a few seconds of mental preparation, he flips the switch. After a blinding flash, Ferb is seen standing there. He opens his eyes. They look slightly unfocused.'']

Phineas: Ferb!

[''He rushes over to him and hugs him. Ferb just stands there.'']

Phineas: [Through tears of joy] Ferb, you're alive!

[While being hugged, Ferb bites down on Phineas's head.]

Ferb: Brainsssss....

[''Phineas's face suddenly becomes very blank. After about three seconds, he lets out a hysterically un-masculine scream.'']

Phineas: [Running out of the room] ZOMBIEEEEEE!!!!

[After he leaves, Ferb starts laughing.]

Ferb: You...you actually fell for it...

[He falls to the floor.]

Ferb: [Breathless] You...you should have seen yourself...you looked...you looked priceless!

[''He rolls around on the floor a bit more, laughing all the way, until eventually he sits up. He realizes Phineas is no longer present.'']

Ferb:...Phineas?

[''Red lights fill the room. An alarm goes off.'']

Disembodied voice: Attention all resistance personnel. We have received reports that there is a living undead somewhere in the headquarters. We advise everybody not to panic and avoid Phineas's room at all cost until the problem is taken care of.

[Ferb, now looking both scared and very guilty, looks at a location in suspiciously close proximity to the camera.]

Ferb:...I was...kidding...

End.

[After the credits roll, we cut to Heinz Doofenshmirtz in his room, complaining to Platyborg, as usual.]

Doof: And I was this close to tricking that Flynn kid into eating one of my cupcakes...

Platyborg: ...Sir, your most immediate enemy and his companion were standing at the door a few minutes ago.

Doof: Yeah, so?

Platyborg: So why didn't you just run them through right then and there while they were apologizing to you? You had them like sitting ducks.

Doof: I uh....had to get housework done...

Platyborg: And you couldn't spare about five seconds to destroy them?

[''Doof is left at a loss for words. When he finally processes everything, he pulls an impressive facepalm.'']

Doof: Dummkopf...