Parisian Perry the Platypus

A song in "Parisian Panic."

Lyrics
Backup Singers: Dooby-dooby-doo-ba, dooby-dooby-doo-ba (x2)

Perry!

French Male Singer: He's a semi-aquatic, beret-wearing, mammal of action!

Backup Singers: Dooby-dooby-doo-ba, dooby-dooby-doo-ba

French Male Singer: He's a Frenchie little flatfoot who'll never flinch from a fray-ay-ay!

He's got more than just mad skill!

Backup Singers: Wah-ah-ah...

French Male Singer: He's got a beaver tail and a bill!

And the women swoon

whenever they hear him say:

Perry: (chatters)

French Male Singer: Oh-ho-ho!

He's Parisian!

Perry the Platypus!

Major Monogram: But you can call him Agent Paris (pronounced in French).

French Male Singer: Parisian!

Major Monogram: I said you can call him Agent Paris!

French Male Singer: Agent Paris!