Happy Whatever (Contest)



(This is for the Iaf contest Here:

Gurgy's Start
It was a sunny summer morning in Danville. Irving was sound asleep in his bed. At least, he was. Until his alarm clock, which was right next to him on the table, went off.

Radio DJ: Good morning Tri state area! DJ Stankydawg here wishing a happy birthday to...

Irving: YES?!

Radio DJ: ...no one! No Birthday's today! It's a good day to celebrate nothing at all!

Irving: LIES! It's MY brithday you stupid DJ! This is why video killed you!

Radio DJ: And if by any chance someone just insulted me, screw you! Ah, i love this job

Irving: Oh forget it. Well Larry, you haven't dissapead yet, so i'll tell all abou-

Then Irving noticed Larry was no longer there.

Irving: Oh, i guess you had to do you're lemur thing. that's cool, i'll talk to you later.

Irving left and went to the kitchen, where Albert and Irving's Mom were

Irving: Hello brother and mother!

Irving's Mom: Someone's awfully happy today....okay who died?

Irving: No one died!...Yet.

Albert: Please be quiet.

Irving: Say Al, isn't there something you want to say to me?

Albert: Go die.

Irving: No, something else!

Albert: Go play in traffic.

Irving: No! Something specific to today's date.

Albert: Go kill Rebbeca Black

Irving: no! Not the day of the week....But i will do that someday. I mean the number of the day, in combination with the month

Albert: May the 4th be with you.

Irving: Wrong month! Come on, don't you know?

Albert: No. No I don't.

Irving: What about you mom?

Irving's Mom: Well....no. I can't recall what today is.

Irving: Come on, not you too! Ugh.

Irving left the room.

Irving: I can't belive they forgot my Birthday! And this seems real, not one those cliche "they're just pretending deals"! What am i gonna do? *Sigh* ...Hey, where's Larry?

///

Larry was now in his HQ, getting his mission of the day,

Wanda: Good morning Agent L. Rodney has been spotted visiting Doofenshmirtz evil incorperated recently. Not only that, but he's also purchased one of those quote a day calenders. It's all very susipicous, so find out what he's up to!

Larry then left.

///

Back at home, irving was pondering what to do.

Irving: How could they forgot my Birthday? I mean, even MY MOM forgot! How?! I was always fine with my Butt Monkey-ness, but this is too far! This stinks! There has to be a way to celebrate my birthday, without people knowing it is...

Irving heard something coming from the TV in his room.

Man on Tv: Don't forgot folks, next friday is National bottle cap day! There, now you have a reason to celebrate.

Irving: Bottle cap day? really? It's people make days out of any object they can find! Why do that? Is it becuase you want a normal day seem special? I mean it's like they they celebrate just becuase there's no reason to celebrate! I mean what if I just made a random holiday so people could celebrate! ...Wait that's it! I know what I'm gonna do today!

///

Jingle Singers: Rodney manical industries!

It was pitch dark at RMI. Not one sound was being made...

Rodney: Oh, this is gonna be great!

Then, the door opened.

Rodney: Gasp, he's here!

The light's flash on, revealing a huge party set up.

Rodney: Ah larry the le-who are you?

Man: I'm the pizza guy. And i'm not larry. Name's David

Rodney: Whatever, I'm in the mood for pizza. How much is it?

David: 30 bucks

Rodney: WHAT?! That's insane, i'm not paying that.

David: Nah, i'm kidding. It's on the house.

Rodney: Oh, thanks.

David then left, leaving Rodney to his pizza.

Rodney: Okay, let's take a look. I hope they didn't put any anchovies...

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