Gilda Meets the Gang

(Scene opens up on the Flynn-Fletcher T.V.)

Female announcer: Hurry, Hurry, folks! Get our amazing pencils! Now with great, new prints. Hurry! This amazing sale of nineteen ninety-five per pencil, will not last forever!

Male announcer: To get your own amazing pencil- call 1-800-5367-9574, this offer is while supplies last, and these amazing pencils are flying off the shelves!

(Camera jumps to Phineas and Ferb sitting on the couch. Candace runs in the living room)

Candace: Did he say flying pencils?

Phineas: No, he said, "Pencils are flying off the shelves".

Candace: Oh, Well I'm off to Stacy's. (walks out of room) 

Phineas: Flying pencils?...Ferb! I know what were gonna do today! Hey, where's Perry? (short pause) Oh, that's right, mom and grandma took him to the vet. Thanks for reminding me Ferb.

Ferb: ...

(cuts scene to veterinarians office, parking lot) 

Grandma Betty Jo: Come on Perry. Aren't you excited? (She bends down and unstraps Perry from a car seat)

Linda: It's kind of cold out here.

Grandma Betty Jo: I'll get him a blanket. (She grabs a blanket lying in the back seat and wraps him up) There you are, all nice and snug.

Linda: We better get inside looks like rain.

(Cuts scene to Flynn-Fletcher backyard where Phineas, Ferb, Baljeet, and Buford are all working on a gaint pencil)

Isabella: What'cha doin'?

Phineas: We're building a giant pencil. Who's this? (points at girl)

Isabella: Oh! This is Gilda. She just moved to Danville about six months ago- She's also a Fireside Girl.

Phineas: Welcome Gilda! Where did you live before you came to Danville?

Gilda: Swamptown.

Isabella: Ooh, you just earned your Honesty Patch.

Gilda: Whatever, I don't care about a stupid Honesty Patch - I want the cool ones! Like wrestling - or build a car, crash it, and survive.

Isabella: We don't have those patches. Well, we do have "Wrestle an Alligator Patch".

Gilda: An alligator? What do you think I am a girl?!

Isabella: Umm...

Gilda: Oh yeah, I am one. Anyway your patches are dumb!

Isabella: Gilda Jo Robinson! You broke rule 211, page 546, section 9, unit 6 in the Fireside Girl manual.

Buford: (Wispers to Baljeet) Gilda Jo Robinson? That was the name of my great - grandmothers cat, Fee-fee.

Gilda: What?! Are you not allowed to say dumb? (teasing voice)

Isabella: Nobody, and I repeat nobody bashes the patches. What would our founder Elisa M.Feyersied, say? She wrote the Fireside Girl manuals and formulated every patch's purpose, and you have the audacity to bash even one patch, you're not worthy of honor, respect, and digni--

Phineas: (Interupts) Isabella?

Isabella: Yes, Phineas?

Phineas: Calm down.

Isabella: You're right. Gilda was probably kidding.

Gilda: Pfft! No. 

Isabella: Arg!

Baljeet: So- uh, Phineas, what exactly does this pencil do, besides fly?

'''Phineas:? '''Oh, well your suppose to make cool pictures, sayings, and designs with a magical cloud mixture that's inside the pencil led.

'''Ferb:? '''Well actually, it's just water, dust, flour, glue, sparkles, and cotton balls made into a cloud like substance, Phineas likes to call, "magical cloud mixture".

Phineas: I couldn't have said it better myself.

Isabella: What are we waiting for then? Lets go!

Everyone: Yeah! (everyone runs towards the giant pencil)

(Scene cuts to vet office where Linda and Grandma Betty Jo are waiting for Perry to get his shot)

To be continued...