It's a Bad Joke



These new fireside pairings are driving me crazy. It's a bad, bad joke. They were randomly paired up, and everyone treats it like they're canon!

They're bland and have no purpose other than to put the fireside girls all with some guy!

Phineas

Ferb

Buford

Baljeet (he's actually tied with Buford)

Django

Irving

Isabella

Gretchen

Adyson

Ginger

Milly

Katie

Holly (she's actually tied with Katie)

Phineas Isabella

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<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">If Ginger didn't reveal to have a crush on Baljeet, she would have been paired with Buford, and Adyson with Baljeet.

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">They still are deciding wether to put Irving with Katie or Holly!

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">I bet none of the characters but Isabella and Ginger would enjoy this. The fireside girls are background characters! What do they have in common with the guys, especially FerbxGretchen?

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">It's beyond stupid.

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">EDIT:

<p style="margin:0.0px0.0px0.0px0.0px;font:12.0pxHelvetica">And when they ran out of boys, they put Holly with the ball pit kid, claiming it was because of height. Get up off your lazy butts, Ferbnessa and other couples now exist!