User blog comment:PlantyThePottedPlant/Random Topic Blogging III: Blog Harder/@comment-4353345-20141028030502/@comment-1518158-20141030035050

If you take it seriously, I can see how you'd really be really grossed out by it. But the fic is totally absurd, and Goldy even says in it that it's just a big joke, so with that I can just appreciate it as a vulgar piece of humor.