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Number 8: ......... A hamster bat?

JoJo: EMYLEE!!

Emylee: What? OK, fine, so I mixed a hamster and a bat and named it Cookie. So? At least there aren't any Ottsels around...

Unknown furry orange thingy that appears to be a cross between an otter and a weasel: You called?

Me: Daxter?! How the frick did you get over here? What about Jak and Tess and Torn and Samos and all those other people?

Daxter: Sorry, baby, it's just me. And just why would you need anybody else?

Me: 'Cuz you have Tess. Who, may I remind you, is an Ottsel, too, now. Remember? (In a high-pitched, nasal voice) Wow! Those are snazzy! I wish I had a pair just like that! (Makes an "ew" face and rolls eyes)

Number 8: Might I ask what an Ottsel is?

Number 6: It's a cross between an otter and a weasel. In Jak and Daxter world, they're these gods called the Precursors.

Me: Daxter ain't a god himself; he just assumed the body of one after falling into the Dark Eco.

Emylee: Hey, that reminds me, I need more Ottsel fur. You won't believe how durable it is.

(Daxter gulps and runs away)