I'm her boy

Song sung by Carl, Albert and Francis  in "Carl: College Years - The Movie ".

Lyrics
(sing in a melody of "I'm Their Queen" from The Simpsons)

Carl (speaking): What would you change?

Albert and Francis: Eyes! Glasses! Smile! Hair

Jacket! Poise! Shoes! Swatch watch!

Carl: I don't wanna be a new boy

So please don't brainwash-me

&nbsp Just help me and don't change me

I want to be loved

&nbsp For whom I'm really

&nbsp Not for being just pimp and preen

Francis and Albert: Nails! Dimples! Ears! Scrunchie! Purse! Lunchbox! Teeth! Monopoly!

Carl: This cuting up suits me

There's beauty within me

So let's Un-nerd-me

To make her love me

this grown up make over

Has made me a super teen

Because she is my girl

And I am her boy!