User blog comment:PlantyThePottedPlant/Random Topic Blogging II: Electric Blogaloo/@comment-4037231-20120518230025/@comment-4101432-20120519175028

Eh, I thought I'd join in the fake movies. Narrator: In a land, 4 kids discover a land, called "Candy Land. Kid #1: Wow! This place is amazing! Random Guy: It isn't amazing. This place is evil. (Kid looks around, and sees Lord Licorice growling at him...) Kid #2: Oh, my. Random Guy: If you think that's bad, wait until you meet Mr. Mint. He's got an axe! Kid #4: ...That's just a Candy Cane. Random Guy: IT'S AN AXE! Coming soon, an extremely pointless'' movie—"Candy Land: The Movie".