User blog comment:Addict Girl 411/Random Users/@comment-844113-20100607200700

So I was just walking along the road when a dog jumped out and screamed, "How dare you pass through my meadows without my permission! Go back, or I will gnaw you to your demise!" I screamed back, "Do you not know who I am? I am Momotarō, the Peach Boy, and I am going to Onigashima to vanquish the ogres!" The dog cocked its head and I realised the dog never screamed at me, so I threw a pickle at it and high-tailed it out of there.