Jeremy's Lazy Song/Candace's Alien Lover

This is an episode of Carl's Pop Song Reviews. Carl reviews "The Lazy Song". He thinks this song is extremely lame.

Memorable Quotes
Carl: Previously, on "Carl's Pop Song Reviews", YOUR MOM! Ha. Also, on my show, this happened.

(Flashback)

Carl: Hopefully, his next song will be much better.

Jeremy: (singing live) Today, I don't feel like doing anything, I just wanna lay in my bed...

Carl: WAIT A MINUTE, THIS IS A WHITE GUY WITH ACOUSTIC GUITAR SONG! (skips parts) Oh no, (bleep) no (skips parts) (Carl throws a grenade at his piano) COVER! (runs away)

Jeremy: Flip to MTV, so they can teach me how to dougie...

(The screen shows an explosion)

Carl: I throw this term out a lot, but I need to explain what I mean about "white guy with acoustic guitar". (shows a clip of Scubadave playing a guitar and singing) Not every guy with an acoustic guitar is bad, but this kind of music just bores me. This means I can't listen to indie rock or many modern country artists, for that matter. Also, resorting to a guitar and singing is LAZY. In my opinion, music is supposed to come from the soul. It's supposed to be about your strong emotions, maybe not loud emotions, but from your heart.

Carl: Take a look at "I'm Yours" and "Hey Soul Sister". In "Hey Soul Sister", Jeremy's voice sounds bad, but that's because he's happy to be in love. But in "I'm Yours", Django sounds stupid.

Django: Do-do-do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do...

Carl: (mimicking Django) Do-do-do-do-do-do, is that really what being in love sounds like? This is the problem with boys with acoustic guitars singing about love. Take a look at the clumsily written "Hey There Delilah" by Perry the Platypus. At least it SOUNDS sincere! But most of the time, songs are written by these (bleep) frat boys, like this guy.

Albert: So fathers, be good to your daughters...

Carl: (sarcastically) Yeah, be good to your daughters so Albert can do stuff with them.

Carl: Now, that I got that rant out of the way, let me talk about "The Lazy Song".

Jeremy: Today I don't feel like doing anything, I just wanna lay in my bed, don't feel like picking up the phone, so leave a message at the tone, cause today I don't feel like doing anything...

Carl: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! This, indeed, IS a lazy song. Either Jeremy put no effort into this, or he put a bunch of effort by pretending that he put no effort into this. The monkeys in the music video are not funny at all. While I'm usually impressed by Jeremy's production, I'm not impressed by the production of this song. It has this tired-(bleep) guitar strumming and some extremely ANNOYING whistling.

(a clip of people whistling starts playing)

TBC