INBH: Episode 1

It's the world's new best advice show. We've got 7.6 million viewers tuned in to watch. Now, your host Carl "This is Carl P. Karl saying I've Never Been Happy. Welcome to the world's new best advice show I've Never Been Happy. So about 7.6 million out of the 7.6 million viewers are probably wondering "Where's Monogram ?!?" Well, it's 3:30 so he's taking a shower right now. Our first question comes fron Lotta Potato Salad. They would like to know "When did you create the O.W.C.A." Nice question, but I didn't create the O.W.C.A. and neither did MM. It didn't even start as an agency.  It was created it 1975 as the Outstanding, Wonderful, Critically Acclaimed channel where they brodcasted all the best movies and TV shows. That's what channel we're on. The next question comes from Lotta Potato Salad, again. They want to know "When did you enlist Perry the Platypus ?"  Well you'll find out next time on I' ve Never Been Happy

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