There is no C in Doofenshmirtz



((PAGENAME}} is a song from The Write Stuff

Lyrics
Doofenshmirtz isn’t a really complex name

It’s drusselstenian in origin

It’s also quite lame But I don’t care if it’s not what you’re used to My family is proud My dad won a hard game My 3rd cousin was found Heinz is pretty decent But not very recent

Doofenshmirtz is an easy name to get It’s german for “stupid pain” Which insults me a bit It has a z at the end It’s so very cool It starts with a D It makes girls drool

But for some reason, it cannot be spelled My building has it on the sign! It can even be smelled! It shows up on all my stuff Don’t even try to call my bluff It put my name up everywhere Even my company, made for hair

Yet everyone seems to get it wrong It’s not too hard to grasp As you will see in my song

But the thing that gets me the most, is one little letter that makes me burn toast see..

There is no C in Doofenshmirtz Say it with me Background girls: There is no C in Doofenshmirtz! That’s right!

Let me tell you how Doofenshmirtz is spelled Easier than how cups are held.

D is how it starts A letter at the top of the charts Two o’s go afterwards It makes you want some cereal Then after that, is the F “en” is the sound you hear next I just need this off my chest “shmirtz” is the very final bit. If you get it wrong go die in a pit

I know thinking, is something that hurts But There is no C in Doofenshmirtz Background Girls: there is no c in Doofenshmirtz! Yes, I’m the D to oo, f-en-sh—m-i-r-t-z! ain’t nobody fight perry like me. I’m dooficliosu!

Background girls: Doofenshmirtz is a name, that’s not down in the dirts.. CUZ THERE IS NO C IN…DOOFENSHMIIIIIRTX! Oh yeah