Come On, Brother

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Come On, Brother is a song from The Duck stops here

Lyrics
(Spoken)

Irving: Thee’s no way I’ll like ducky momo! Albert': Oh really?

(Albert picks up a guitar)

Albert: Come on now, younger brother of mine. It’s an awesome show Why would I lie? Just watch it once, Go ahead and give it a try

Irving: It’s Ducky Momo What more can I say? Nobody likes that Unless they’re female, a toddler, or-

Albert: Hey, now, Irving, would you watch it on a boat? 'Irving: No way, “Truth Detector”, not even with a goat 'Albert: Maybe in Egypt or Peru? Irving: Not even at a screening of Space Adventure 52 Albert: If I threatened to shoot you otherwise? Irving: I’d take the bullet, to stay away from this show I despise

'Albert:' Oh, come on, bro, just give it a try I’d never lie to you So, don’t ask why I want you to watch a show based on a property everyducky knows is made exclusively For humans of the opposite gender

Now, remember bro? The joy we experienced Waiting eagerly for new episodes Of Flowerbuff Girls And Fossy’s House for Make-’Em-Up Pals

Irving: Totally different, bro Albert: How so? Irving: …………..Well,…………. OKAY, ALRIGHT, I DON’T KNOW Albert: Exactly……… (EPIC Guitar SOLOR)

Irving: But, tell me this, Albert. What makes you so Enjoy-y……. Like-y……… so

Albert: Those aren’t even words Don’t be such a dodo

Irving: What, about the show, makes you say “yay” Albert: Louder. Irving: Yay!? Albert: Louder. Irving': Yay…….. '''Albert: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUDEEEER Irving: Whatever Assertiveness can not win the war Albert: Why can’t you apply the fan boy-ness That you’re known for Why can’t you accept the fact That Ducky Momo’s enjoyable now

Irving': Well, can you just stop trying to convince me? In that bush, and in that tree?

'Albert: Not until you get in that boat Start to row Then finally watch Some of the show Irving: Well, can you just stop trying to convince me?

Albert: Maybe…In other words, NEVER!
 * Guitar smash*