User blog comment:PlantyThePottedPlant/Random Topic Blogging III: Blog Harder/@comment-1758900-20140226013311

We are the pirates Who don't do anything We just stay at home And lie around And if you ask us To do anything We'll just tell you We don't do anything

But they do do anything. They sang this song. Pa chased Lunt. They complained about what was on TV. They bought a ton of cheese curls to win a trip to the factory. They helped Jonah avoid Nineveh. Then they cast him overboard. Then he came back aboard, and they went to Nineveh. They went to Nineveh, and thus the factory. They almost got executed. They left Jonah stranded. They ordered Chinese take-out. They built the Astonishing Contraption of Silliness. They operated the Astonishing Contraption of Silliness. Pa fixed the Astonishing Contraption of Silliness. Larry and Lunt improvised a song about Chinese take-out. They went to a seafood buffet. They told kids a story. They performed with Twippo.

That's pretty darn anything right there.