User blog comment:PlantyThePottedPlant/Random Topic Blogging II: Electric Blogaloo/@comment-1858894-20120124172031/@comment-3395649-20120124232523

I would put it in more civil terms. "We honor this appliance, for it has done its duty in even the most dire of times, let us have a few moments to remember its best moments." That's more fitting for a funeral address.