Buford's Life of Poetry

Frozen Yogurt

Creamy, dreamy,

 Dripping, melting,

 You don't stand a chance when you're with me,

 Fro-yo.

(Phineas reads poem) What the heck?! When you said you were devoting your life to poetry, I thought you meant REAL poetry!

Buford: This IS real poetry!

Phineas: ....Nah, I'm not obsessed with desserts like you are.

Buford: Dang it, I guess I am obsessed with desserts! It sucks, doesn't it?

Phineas: (sigh) Yes, yes it does.