Ask Dr. Doofenshmirtz! Episode 1

It's here! It's hot! It's sweepong the nation, it's Ask Dr. Doofenshmirtz! The worst advice show ever! And,now. Your host....Dr Hienz Doofenshmirtz!

"Hello underlings! It's me Dr. Doofenshmirtz! So your'e wondering 'Doof? How did you get this TV Show?' It's because I want to be as popular as my brother who's hamming it up right now. The people of the Tri state area are kissing his butt, just because 'I made more flaws than my brother' I'm hunky! So I wanted to reach the people useing their favorite thing... Advice Shows! So maybe I have low reviews, I got tons of viewers! So take that Rodger!!! Anyways, here's my first question: Why do you ware a labcoat? Is it because your a doctor or is more of a fashion statement? That question comes from User:Team Doofenshmirtz Thanks guys! And I love the photo of my daughter! Real nice! So, I wear it for both reasons, first: all evil scientests have lab coats: Frankenstien, Dr Jenkel, even that piece of trash Rodney! Second: It's all the rage today! Even though yesterday it was so 1960's, and the next day when I unleashed my clones..BOOM! They're a big hit! All stores ran out of them that day! So, I baciclly discovered them! And if anyone says not, you're LIYING!!! So, that's my show...Ta-da!!! Ask me more questions, and I'll give you a autographed photo of me for free! Garenteed! I may be evil, but I'm not lieing like those phonies with the labcoats!"

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