User blog comment:PlantyThePottedPlant/Random Topic Blogging II: Electric Blogaloo/@comment-1659929-20120119235931

"Power tools" by Older Phineas and Ferb

Phineas: Well some folks say that grown up men are still jus' little boys, and that really the only difference is the price of our toys.

Ferb: We go for macho symbols, like guns and running shoes, pickup trucks, huntin' ducks, and *vvrrmmm* power tools.

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Ferb: Yeah just put 'em in the wall and think of all you can do.

P: You can plant a garden, fix your car, build a house if you want to,

b;If you've got the proper power tools!

Phineas: Hello emergency room, Yeah I just fired up my new gas powered weed wacker there and some how another it got caught in the hammer loop of my old Levi jeans yeah before I get 'er set down she screwed me 'bout three foot into the front lawn there. Yeah. My wife, Isabella yelled out the front door 'Hey shorty! While you're down there, how about checkin' the fescue for aphids?'

P:Hrmp. She's a real comedian, that one. Hardy har har.

Ferb: Well some folks say that macho men use tools to compensate, for a decline in verility. Now I thought about that and wait!

P:There may be some validity in what those people say. But in my case it's just the only way I get to go outside and play

F:*UHDNNN UHDNNN VRROOOM VRROOOM* Boy I love this stuff!

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Oooh just put 'em in the wall and think of all you can do, you can plant a garden, fix your car, build a house if you want to, If you've got the proper power tools!

F: Hello 911!? I was just in the garden there trying out my new direct drive roto-tiller, when the strings on my old tennis shoe somehow or another got tangled in that outboard tiller tie. Yeah before I could get it shut down she had drug me clean across the lawn up underneath my neighbor's Toyota 4x4. Wife, Vanessa hollered out the door, 'Hey Shorty!' (he's been calling me that since we stated dating when I was 16 and she was 21) Said, 'Hey shorty, if you're gonna play Mr Goodwrench, looks like you'd fix our old gilape first!'

I tell ya that woman's a regular Roseann Barr.

F: Well 911 Rescued me carried me away to the local hospital for at least a two week stay. Dr said I hope you leanred your lesson, thanks to power tools, you're nearly dead!"

Phineas: I didn't hear a word he said I's playing with my power-bed. *Uhnnnnn*

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Phineas: Hello Nurses Station!?

Ferb: Could you please send somebody to room 403? QUICK! Yeah me and my brother got our power-bed's stuck in the up position, Phineas: we're folded up in here like a big taco's!

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Ferb: Yeah if you've got the proper power tools.

Phineas: Hello Honey, don't be alarmed, just quietly evacuate the neighborhood an call the bomb-squad.

XD