Phineas Gets a Car

Bill sat up. To him and Bob, this was just another day. But, it was special for Phineas.

"Guys, guys, guys!" Phineas exclaimed as he ran down the stairs into Bill and Bob's room.

"What, Phineas?" Bill asked, annoyed.

"Yeah, it's not like you have to blare our freakin' eardrums out!" Bob said, sitting up.

"Sorry, but I'm really excited!" Phineas said, jumping up and down.

"Are you excited or do you have to go to the bathroom?" Bob asked.

"Guys, I'm getting a car!" Phineas exlcaimed, still excited.

"How? Dude, you're like 12 years old." Bill said.

Phineas looked insulted. "And a half!" He said.