Let it Begin: Willy Nilly

To make up minds easier, Phineas and Ferb build a device that can scramble and choose whatever they want at random, however, the device malfunctions and scrambles up something else...

Part One
“Mooooom!”

“No Candace.”

“But mom!”

“Candace, you and I both know that when I step out into the yard there will be nothing there.”

“Mom! Just turn around! Please! And you’ll see it! I swear! It’s HUGE!” Candace went on her, knees, begging for her mom to just turn around and see the strange statue in the yard.

Linda sighed, turning around. Her jaw dropped and her eyes went wide.

“What on earth is that thing?!” she shouted. “And what is it doing in our yard?!”

“Phineas and Ferb! They build all these really weird things every day! I don’t know who this is a statue of or what it‘s for, but they still built it!”

“It crushed my flower beds!”

Candace giggled madly, looking around to see if Phineas and Ferb were anywhere near.

“Phineas! Ferb! Where are you?! Come over here this instant!” Linda shouted. Almost immediately, the two stepbrothers poked their heads down the stairs, Phineas with Perry under his arm, and Ferb with some shampoo and a towel.

“Yeah mom? We were just going to give Perry a bath.” Phineas said, lifting Perry up and showing how dirty he was.

“Would the two of you care to explain why there is a giant statue in the yard?!” Linda asked, her arms crossed. Candace was jumping up and down now.

The two walked down and looked outside, staring at the large silver statue of a man in a lab coat. Phineas frowned and looked at Ferb, who just shrugged. Perry chattered, his expression blank as usual.

“That’s not ours.” Phineas said, causing Candace to fall over. “Aw, it crushed mom’s flower beds. Don’t worry mom, just remember, misfortune can lead to opportunity!”

Linda sighed. “Where on earth did this statue come from then?” As soon as she said this, two smaller statues fell into the yard, along with a few paintings. The same thing was happening to everybody else’s yards, as well as on the street.

“The weather channel predicted some light showers today, however, I don’t think this is what they had in mind…” Ferb said, closing the sliding glass door so nothing would come in.

“Well, Ferb and I are going to take Perry his bath, then, if this “rain” stops, we’re gonna go outside.” Phineas said, turning around to go back up the stairs. He froze and looked under his arm where there was an obvious lack of a semi-aquatic mammal. ”Hey, where’s Perry?”