Football crazy

'''Mike hale AND HOLLY = Now youll all know my wee brother His name is Jock McGraw He's lately joined a football club For he's mad aboot football. And hes had three black eyes already And teeth lost teeth frae his gob, Since our Jock became a member o That terrible football club.

(Chorus) Shanna and phineas = And tho he's football crazy, He's football mad, And the football it has robbed him o The wee bit sense he had, And it would take a dozen skivees His clothes to wash and scrub, Since our Jock became a member o That terrible football club.

zac A and Milly = Now the first match he took part in I could hear meself implore He had two half bricks for the goal posts And a tin can for the ball'''

'''The Provost Guy he was there As was Lord and Lady Fair, And Jock ran out and kicked The tin can two miles in the air

Chorus Christy and isabella = And tho he's football crazy, He's football mad, And the football it has robbed him o The wee bit sense he had, And it would take a dozen skivees His clothes to wash and scrub, Since our Jock became a member of That terrible football club.

Zac and ginger = In the middle of the field at Hampden Park the Captain says This penalty kick or well never win at all* So he ran like mad and he kicked the ball And it went off like a cork And the ball went sailing over the stand Heading for New York
 * MCGRAW would you kindly take

Chorus MELISSA AND GRETCHEN = And tho he's football crazy, He's football mad, And the football it has robbed him o The wee bit sense he had, And it would take a dozen skivees His clothes to wash and scrub, Since our Jock became a member o That terrible football club.

Ryan and Katie Now his wife says shell be leaving Thats if he doesna keep Right away from football kicking In the night-time in his sleep.'''

'''Raymond and ADYSON =When he calls her *Eric Cantona* And other things so droll Last night he kicked her out of bed And shouted *ITS A GOAL*!!!!!

Chorus CANDACE AND STACY = And tho he's football crazy, He's football mad, And the football it has robbed him o The wee bit sense he had, And it would take a dozen skivees His clothes to wash and scrub, Since our Jock became a member o That terrible football club.'''