My Hook

My Hook is a song sung by Captain Dook in Phiner Pan.

Lyrics
(goes to tune of Food, Wonderful, Food)

Hook, Unglorius, hook,

You ruin my chance on writing a book,

I really hate you,

Hook, Unglorius, Hook.

Hook, Unwonderful, Hook,

You bring me no chance on improving my looks,

Hook, Unwonderous, Hook,

Here my hand was once took.

Thanks to that platidile, my hand is chopped,

My Hook!

Horrible hook,

Dangeous hook,

Awful old hook,

My Hook, Glorious HOOOOK!

MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!