An Evil Christmas Morn

 is a song sung by Doomes Dai in The Best Christmas EVER!.

Lyrics
Doomes Dai: ''Come on, now. Just think of it...''

On an evil christmas morn

No excitement or decorations

Scientists: Boo!

Doomes: Come on...

On an evil christmas morn

It's just sadness across the nations

Scientists: Boo!

Doomes: We will rule over the zone called the Tri-State Area

You know that it's the place in the middle of America

You know that we must take over and put an end to christmas

Do you agree?

Scientists: Well...

Doomes: On an evil christmas morn

We will be in the capital

Yes, an evil christmas morn

Every year!

We will end every celebration!

Kwanza, Hannakah and then

We'll make our own evil holiday!

It's an evil christmas morn!

Yes an evil christmas morn!

Every year will be an evil christmas morn!

Choreography
During the song, Doomes does several things to show the scientists what he means:

During No more excitement Doomes takes out party supplies and ornaments for the tree, then during or decorations he smashes them in his fists.

During It's just sadness across the nations Doomes pulls down a curtain with a map printed on it and uses a baton to point out all the nations.

When he starts the chorus, he points out the Tri-State Area, then points to the scientists and asks "do they agree".

During On an evil christmas morn we will be in the capital he tosses the baton into the air and it comes down as a model of the capital, which he tosses aside.

Then on We will end every celebration he grabs more party supplies and smashes them into the wall.

On We'll make our own evil holiday he grabs some balloons saying "Evil Rocks!" or "Happy Evil!" or "I Love Evil!" and releases them.

During the ending he pulls the baton out again and tosses it up and it pops the balloons which fall as confetti with the baton, that he catches. He points at the audience in the very end.