The Druselsteinian Earthquake

This is a delayed Season 1 episode of Carl's Pop Song Reviews. Because of a devasting earthquake in Druselstein, the P&F characters and the wikia contributors gather together to sing a song about raising money for the earthquake. The song is called "We Are The World 25 for Druselstein". There is a LOT wrong with this song, according to Carl.

Memorable Quotes
Carl: Now one thing you could say about the original, it had star power. We had all the greatest people, like Michael Jackson, Whitney Houston, (names a bunch of 80's singers). And for this remake, we have all the greatest pop stars like Jeremy Johnson.

Annotation: Nope.

Carl: Lady Suzy.

Annotation: No show.

Carl: American Che.

Annotation: Nada.

Carl: Jisu Lee.

Annotation: Zip.

Carl: Mindy.

Annotation: Was gonna come, but got distracted by a butterfly.

Carl: (uncertainly) Lil Jeet?

Annotation: Yes, actually.

Carl: (sarcastically) Well, at least we have that! Cause when I think of charity and good well, then I think of Lil Jeet.

Baljeet: I transform smaller and she puts me in her pants...

Carl: We do have a few real celebrities on here, like Team Doofenshmirtz and Coltrane, but still, this is incredibly lacking in current pop stars. When you heard that there was a new "We Are The World", would the first people you would have thought of be Lindana, Max Modem, and Major Monogram!? (sarcastically) Cause everyone knows that you can't have a song team-up without Major Monogram. (shows Nan the cowdog singing) Who's she? You tell me. I have NO IDEA who this is.

Carl: The first person who starts off the song, the first impression onto the world to save ORPHANED CHILDREN, and they come with Ferb Fletcher.

Ferb: There comes a time, where we hear a certain call...

Carl: I want to give this kid a swirly every time I see him, I swear to God.

(shows Gurgy singing)

Carl: Seeing Gurgy on a charity single DOES strike an odd note. Because when I see Gurgy on a charity single, I don't think Druselstein. I think Albert and Jay Leno on the "Jay Leno Show".

Crowd of People: I'M (bleep)ING ALBERT!

Carl: This is the problem with "We Are The World". We have spent over two decades making fun of this that now it's on-it's-face RIDICULOUS! And let's face it, Gurgy sounded a lot more passionate about Albert than he does about Druselstein.

Gurgy: (on "We Are The World") Pretending day by day... (on Jay Leno's passionate love for Albert) (bleep) ALBERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Carl: My favorite part is the second chorus, where we go from quick procession into (names a bunch of 80's singers) Now compare that to Lindana, who just sounds awful.

Linda: It's true we make a better day, just you and me...

Carl: And then we go straight into Isabella Garcia-Shapiro, sounding ear-bleedingly sharp than ever.

Isabella: Then one day...

Carl: (sighs in an annoyed way) And then that's immediately followed by the worst Django Brown performance I've ever heard.

Django: (sings)

Carl: (angrily) Look, the world got sick of your artist shtick a long time ago. Go away, get a life, you quivering loser!

Coltrane and a bunch of other people: (start rapping)

Carl: Also, because most of our pop stars are rappers, we have to find a way to include them, too, and it's one of the most awkward and stupid things I've ever heard. I find it hard to be in the giving mood listening to Lil Faddy and J.Severe!

Annotation: We tha world, mutha(bleep).

Carl: And we finish this off, fittingly, with Coltrane.

Coltrane: (starts rapping)

Everyone: (sings in German)

Heinz: (SCREAMS IN GERMAN)

Annotation: Seriously, WTF? Why didn't anyone stop him!?

Coltrane: You and I, you and I, uh, twelve days, no water, where you gonna live

Annotation: Coltrane sez: I am the world.

Carl: The proceeds of "We Are The World" go to helping Druselstein. So I'm going to ask you a good favor. Donate to Druselstein BY ANY OTHER MEANS THAN BUYING THIS SONG! That way, you do two good things. One, you help out a little, and two, you prevent music like this from ever being made again.

Trivia

 * The Druselstenian earthquake is like the Haiti/Japan earthquake.
 * Carl does not know who Nan is.
 * The Albert/Jay Leno/Gurgy thing is a joke meant for making fun of "We Are The World".
 * It is later revealed that Suzy was asked to participate, but she declined. Mindy had a conflict with Coltrane, so she didn't join this. Che, Jeremy, and Jisu weren't asked at all.
 * Max Modem is obviously Lawrence Fletcher.