User blog comment:J. Severe/Comments for "The Truth about Ferb Fletcher!"/@comment-1857223-20100516023757

@AG411: They sound like my Role-Play Characters! XD

One of my RPCs is a hyper-active coffee craving pirate with an army tank; when I need to calm him down (a.k.a whenever he gets into a Role-Play) I give him decaf and he falls asleep.

You just need to figure out what your peoples' decaf is so you can keep them under control.