User blog comment:PlantyThePottedPlant/Random Topic Blogging III: Blog Harder/@comment-3473686-20140330194108/@comment-3395649-20140401003317

Or we can slowly peel off their skin, and have ants crawl all over their exposed muscle and tendons, all whilst blaring the worst song in the world into their eyes, topped off with the slow movement of a needle towards their eyes, so that they can wither as their eyeball is destroyed slowly and painfully.

And then, we impale them on a spit, roast them, and have the lions eat them. :)