Irving is Mr. Flintstone

This is a delayed season 1 episode of Carl's Pop Song Reviews. Carl reviews "Bedrock" by Young Danville, a rap group started by Baljeet. Carl does not like that Young Danville uses a corny pick up line as the basis of their song.

Memorable Quotes
Carl: Lil Jeet made his best friends famous. So now, we can hear "amazing" people such as Bu Ford, Team Doof, Lil Faddy, Lil Gurgy, The Tenth Fireside Girl, and a bunch of other names that sound that I'm making them up but I swear to God I'm not.

Carl: So, they all get to prove themselves on "Bedrock".

Fred Flintstone: YABBA DABBA DOO!

Woman's voice: Flintstones, meet the Flintstones...

Carl: Yeah, this doesn't have anything to do with the Flintstones. But what would happen if it did?

Irving: Call me Mr. Flintstone, I can make your bed rock...

Carl: ............

Irving: Call me Mr. Flintstone, I can make your bed rock...

Carl:...Okay, one, thanks for making the first Flintstone song since Weird Al.

Albert: Yabba dabba dabba dabba dabba dabba do now!

Carl: Second, Flintstones is a fitting reference in this song cause that line is PREHISTORIC. That was old when I was TWO. You made a whole song based on the corniest pick up line ever.

Carl: But the chorus is there so they can connect the verses. Take it away, Lil Jeet.

Baljeet: She got that good good, she Michael Jackson bad...

Carl: I don't see how comparing a girl to Michael Jackson is flattering, but we'll let that one slide.

Baljeet: I'm attracted to her, for her attractive (bleep)...

Carl: (sarcastically) Greatest rapper in the world, guys. Okay, Lil Jeet was obviously not trying today, so we're skipping this.

Ferb: I'm Ferby Ferby...

Carl: What?

Ferb: I'm Ferby Ferby...

Carl: Ferby Ferby.....That's your rap name....Ferby...Ferby..................Sir, I can tell you don't care about criticism a lot, so we're skipping this verse entirely.

Isabella: (starts rapping the Nicki Minaj part in the song)

Carl: (sarcastically) Wow! I did not know that Jeremy's little sister knew how to rap!

Suzy: Making you look bad is just one way to control Jeremy.

Carl: (in reference to Isabella) This girl sounds like Candace Flynn on helium. It's really annoying.

Isabella: He says "Izzy, don't stop you da bestest", I just keep coming at the top, asbestos.

Carl: Okay, there's something that I'm realizing in rap music, especially from the Lil Jeet camp. The words and ideas don't flow together and they just pile up in this big train wreck. For example...

Baljeet: I keep her running back and forth, soccer team...

Carl: FORGET A COUPLE WORDS!? These guys do it all the time. But the weirdest example of this comes from (coughs) Ferby Ferby.

Ferb: And I got her, grocery bag...

Carl: .........

Ferb: And I got her, grocery bag...

Carl: I've been trying to make sense of this line so long, I had to hunt down the unedited version to see if they bleeped out a few words.

Ferb: And I got her (bleep), grocery bag.

Carl: I got nothing.

Carl: Now here's Phineas, who I actually like.

Phineas: Shake and bake, Ricky Bobby...

Carl: No, Phineas, buddy, nothing hotter than comparing yourself to WILL FERRELL!

Will Ferrell: (saying gibberish about Tom Cruise in "Talledega Nights".)

Carl: And shake and bake? I can't even remember what that meant!

Carl: But Phineas does recover.

Phineas: Oh, that was your girl? I thought I recognized her...

Carl's annotation: Only decent line in the song.

Carl: And that's more than I can for the next guy, who has the worst part in an already awful song.

Django: She likes tanning, I like rolling with friends (skips parts) She's watching that Oxygen, I'm watching ESPN, but when that show ends...

Carl: Wow. You get right to the romance after you're both done watching TV. WHAT WERE YOU GOING FOR THERE!? That's not sexy, and it's not romantic! NO ONE wants to hear the stupid details of your domestic life!

Carl: The last guy on the track isn't even worth mentioning. But I realize that he's repeating cliches from earlier in the song.

Buford: She know she bad...

Ferb: Bad...

Isabella: Bad...

Baljeet: Michael Jackson bad...

Carl: And that raises a new question: how are we supposed to tell these guys apart!? These new guys are all BORING! The one GIRL on the track could probably get more girls than these guys!

Irving: Call me Mr. Flinstone, I can make your bed rock...

Carl: I've been focusing so much on how the chorus sucks that I forgot to mention the singer. I don't know who this Irving guy is, but he sucks. Listen to this reedy little nobody. Hey Ferby Ferby, how would you describe this guy?

Ferb: No Stevie Wonder...

Carl: Right on!

Carl: This is the stupidest song I've heard in quite some time. Once again, my faith in pop music is lost. Which means I have to kill myself. And I know the right way to do it, too. (takes out a grocery bag) Grocery bag!

Irving: (sings the chorus while Carl puts the grocery bag over his head, puffs into it, and falls to the floor).

Jeremy and Cain: (singing "Set The Record Straight")

Isabella: (giggles)

(episode ends)

Trivia

 * Guess who Team Doof, Lil Faddy, Lil Gurgy, and the Tenth Fireside Girl are.
 * The only people in Baljeet's group who became successful were Phineas and Isabella.
 * Cain is Nan the cowdog's character.
 * Originally, some other guy was supposed to be singing Irving's part of the song. But due to conflicts, Baljeet kicked him out of the group and replaced him with Irving.
 * The real "Weird Al" person is obviously not Albert (the nunchuck idiot).
 * TD, Faddy, Gurgy, and FG10 didn't get to sing in this song, but they're still in the group.