Agent Doof! (Perry Theme - Doofensmirtz style)

Agent Doof Theme
To the tune of "Perry the Platypus Theme":

Dooby dooby doo-bah - Dooby dooby doo-bah

DOOF!

 

'"Hey, what was that? Did anyone shouted my name?"'

 

He's a semi-ingenious, harebrained mudhead of evil

 

'"Yep, that's me... Hey, wait a second!"'

' '

He's a hunchbacked silly pharmacist, who rarely wins a fray-ee-ay-ee-ay!

 

'"Seriously, where does this music come from?"'

 

He's evil but not really a threat

He's got a doctorate out of the net

 

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt">'"Wow... that was harsh!"'

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<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt">'And the women swoon whenever they hear him say:'

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt">... 

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt">'...'

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt">'''...'"Well, they never swoon." *sigh*

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<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt">'''HE'S DOOF! DOCTOR HEINZ DOOFENSHMIRTZ!'''

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt">' '

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt">"Yeah, yeah, I'm me! Could it please end now? I've got a platypus to capture!'"'''

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt">' '

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt">'DOOF!'

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt">' '

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt">'"Man, who's writing such stupid lyrics?"'

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt">' '

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt">'DOCTOR HEINZ DOOFENSHMIRTZ!'

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt">' '

<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt">'"That's ridicoulus! I would never work for this organization with their uncool acronyms!"'

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<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt">AGENT DOOF!

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<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt">'"Curse you, stupid little Fan-Art composer!"'