Behind the Bust/Transcript

Act I
(Scene starts in the sky, where a Phineas & Ferb logo shows up. It then zooms into the P in Phineas, revealing the Flynn-Fletcher house, where Phineas, Ferb, Candace, Linda, Lawrence, Isabella, Jeremy & the rest are standing in front of the door.)

Narrator: They were the first boys of modern Disney laughter, (Various magazines & web pages are shown about Phineas & Ferb) surfing a tidal wave of hilarity (A photo of Phineas & Ferb is shown in Disneyland) all the way to Disneyland. But behind it all this lovely cast was trapped in private hell.

(The picture burns, revealing a studio, where Phineas is sitting on the chair)

Phineas: Everybody wanted a piece of us.

(Scene cuts to the Flynn-Flecher backyard with Isabella)

Isabella: They told us what to wear, how to dress, which clothes we should put on...

(Scene cuts to Agent P's lair with Ferb)

Ferb: The cops found me biting half my tongue.

(Scene cuts to Candace's bedroom with Candace)

Candace: I had no business busting the brothers in real life. It's all just acting. This is off-topic, but me & Ashley Tisdale had an argument after we used her real-life photo for "Lights, Candace, Action!"

(Scene cuts to the studio, where Candace & a Phineas & Ferb animated drawn version of Ashley Tisdale are arguing)

Ashley Tisdale: You used the picture without permission?

Candace: But we had a permission slip for this picture!

Ashley Tisdale: I meant MY permission!

(Scene cuts back to Candace's bedroom.)

Candace: I could go on & on, but I'd rather not dig deeper into the hole.

Narrator: Tonight, Phineas & Ferb as you've never seen them before, on Behind the Bust.