Pinhead Pierre

"Bessiw RESPECTS me, unlike SOME GOPHERS HERE"

- Pinhead Pierre

King Pinhead Pierre, or Pinhair Pehead, is the king of all of existence and has the smallest head of which I'm aware.

Early life
He was born a long time ago in France. His mother was a gnome and his father was JOHN CENA DUH DUH DUH DUUHHH!!!!! JK, it was Pinhead Larry.

As a children show host
In 197X, he made his own show called The Pinhead Pierre Show, named after himself because he is best.

In 1982, Pierre became a rock star but that's not important to the story. Children around the world mocked his pinheaded head. He later gave them a fine of $50 for laughing at THE KING OF EXISTING!

Now he of king!
In 1991, Kurt Cobain declared Pinhead Pierre king of existence and because Cobain was the best musician in the nineties, it had to be true.

Now he is king and you have to BOW DOWN TO HIM! BOW DOWN!

What he likes
Pinhead Pierre, you, Captain Implausable, dank memes.

Moar stuff
Pinhead Pierre is love, Pinhead Pierre is life.