Welcome to The Irving Zone

Welcome to the Irving Zone is a song from The Irving Zone

Lyrics
You're entering a dimension much different than your own Where in a crowd of people, you're alone Where after 5 minutes, only 30 seconds have passed Where even when you're first, you know you're last

Where anything can happen and you know it will Where your television has an urge to kill From this point on, you're on your own Welcome to The Irving Zone

(You unlock this fanboy's innermost thoughts and fears with a key Of course, it's not an actual key. The key is just a metaphor for something that makes the fanboy........ be a fanboy, I guess. Anyways, the key in this situation is two step-brothers who try to make each and every day a day to remember.)

How shall you survive in this world of much renown Where the grim reaper can take the form of a clown Where a simple illusion can be a race against time Where everybody has no clue who you are Even when you're close by, you view things from afar And your perception of people is the exact opposite of what they are

Where cats and dogs always unite Where everything ia wrong, even if it's right Where on her quest for complete power, Celestia takes control of the night Now that you're in The Irving Zone, I doubt you'll last one night

(This fanboy's mind qualifies as an alternate dimension. Not the alternate dimension that the two step-brothers traveled to. Not even the one that the fanboy and his brother traveled to. No, this is a special dimension. It is a dimension of geekery and hatred; of life and death; of rainbow-maned pegasuses, and fourth-wall breaking pink earth ponies, but.......... uh, that's beside the point.)

Welcome to The Irving Zone (Most importantly, this is a dimension of things and ideas.) You might say this world has a mind of its own (Some may say you just crossed over the boundaries of sanity.) Filled with trickery and evilness, you're never truly alone You might say this

(But, no, not I) But, no, not I

You may have the urge to cry In The Irving Zone Oh, no, you're not alone In The Irving Zone Oh, welcome to The Irving Zone The Irving Zone The Irving Zone (No, I say, you just crossed over into The Irving Zone.) THE IRVING ZONE!

Trivia
Concept by StacyFan, lyrics by User:PlantyThePottedPlant