The Worst Songs of 2010

This is the last episode of Season 2 of Carl's Pop Song Reviews. Carl reviews the worst songs of 2010.

Memorable Quotes
Carl: This songs would be in my top five worst songs of the year, but I already reviewed this songs, and I didn't want to sound redundant.

Buford and Ferb: Shawty is a eenie meenie miney mo lover...

Coltrane: I'm trying to find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful...

Irving: Call me Mr. Flintstone, I can make your bedrock!

Stacy: Blah, blah, blah, think you'll be getting this...

Buford: Chuck-chucking up the deuces.

Carl: Number one would have been Buford.

Django: Well, girl, please excuse me if I'm coming off too strong, but tonight is the night that we can let go...

Carl: Really? This guy's still around?

Django: My girlfriend's out of town and I'm all alone, your boyfriend's on vacation and he doesn't have to know...

Carl: I don't like songs by Django that encourage cheating on your girlfriend, but there are songs about that subject by people I actually like.

Carl: And I don't mean to sound offensive, but Django sounds incredibly gay in this.

Django: (in a very high pitched voice) Don't stop baby, don't stop baby....

Carl: But here's were this song REALLY comes apart.

Buford: Go DJ, that's my DJ...

Carl: In a world with Phinny Boy and PFSC, I wouldn't call Buford the worst rapper, but I've never heard anything out of his mouth that not's gibberish, incomprehensable Spanish, or references to other, BETTER rappers!

Buford: Tiger Woods plus Jesse James equals Buford all night long...

Carl: When writing a song about cheating on your girlfriend, please include references to two men whose lives were utterly destroyed because they cheated on their wives.

Carl: Buford. He makes the good songs go bad and the bad songs get worse.

(the beginning notes to "In My Head" start playing)

Carl: I actually liked this song when I first heard it. I like R&B songs driven by guitar and not based on an overused sample. Three months later, I could not stand it.

Coltrane: In my head, I see you all over me...

Carl: While there are good things about this song, we still have to listen to the mega-talentless Coltrane. He has little personality, and Autotune doesn't help that. While artists like Phineas and yes, Stacy, use Autotune to enhace their personalities, Coltrane enhances his lack thereof.

Carl: I've heard pretty bad pickup lines over the course of this show, but telling a girl "I'm totally having dirty thoughts about you right now" has to rank pretty high.

Carl: Also, one lesson for the guys by Coltrane: End every line with a confused yelp.

Coltrane: Nooooooooo (skips part) Yeahhhhhhhhh (skips part) Ayeah!

Carl: Ayeah!

Carl: (in reference to Coltrane) He can't sing live, I doubt even his fans can even identify what he even looks like, he sucks, his songs suck, his singing sucks. Ayeah!

Carl: The Macarena is a real dance. The Phinny Boy, the Jerk, and the Stanky Leg are not. And we've got "Teach Me How To Dougie", which doesn't SHOW us how to do the "Dougie". How do you do the "Dougie" if the song doesn't teach you.

(shows a video of Phineas, Ferb, and Irving wearing 5xxxl clothing "demonstrating" the Dougie.

Carl: That's it?

TBC