The Chronicles Of Meap - Episode 44 - Meapless in Seattle

FIRSTLY: Yes, I am aware they're making a canon version of this episode...

But I thought it would be fun to make a fanon version: and this one isn't really based on the "Meapless in Seattle" trailer. So don't go calling me unoriginal. I'm using the actual episode as a structure, and a structure only. Got it? Good.

Once again, PHINABELLA! :D

Prologue
''It was a cold winter night. Phineas Flynn and Ferb Fletcher were in bed, safely inside the warmth of the house. Perry, their teal platypus, chittered loudly, trying to cover up the beeping of his watch. He jumped off of the edge of Phineas' bed, and trudged sleepily to the bathroom, where he was able to communicate with his boss, Major Francis Monogram. “Agent P, something terrible has happened. Come to headquarters now.” snapped Major. Monogram. Perry sighed a long, chittery sigh, and opened the secret door in the side of the bathroom. Why was he always sent on missions? Why couldn't one of the other government Agents do it? He slid down a tube and landed in his orange seat, giving Monogram a weary salute. “Sorry for waking you, Agent P, but there's been bad news. Dr. Doofenshmirtz and Mitch have become allies, in a quest to use their evil powers and conquer —even more than Danville this time—” Monogram paused here for dramatic effect. “The Universe.” Perry chittered in annoyance. It was Doofenshmirtz, for crying out loud! He couldn't conquer a walnut! “Yes, I know Doofenshmirtz isn't capable of that much— but this time is different. He has Mitch. Mitch has been able to capture the most advanced and dangerous of animals. The human race doesn't stand a chance. But, Mitch has proposed an offer. If we manage to pop his balloon named Colin/Balloony, he'll leave us alone. Permanently. Are you up to it?” Perry gave a tired sigh and nodded. Monogram noticed this, and looked a bit more annoyed. “Okay, then, Agent P. Think about it this way: Your owners and everyone you ever lives will be destroyed, and you will be left here- as you're Doofenshmirtz's worst enemy- to suffer. Suffer and watch the world go past you, looking Post-Apocalyptic and becoming a wasteland. You wouldn't live to see the day sunlight came out. NOW, are you up to it?!” Perry's eyes were wide with fear. He saluted quickly and ran outside his base, looking nervous.''