Very Steamed Gaming Dweeb Theme Song



The theme for Doof's webshow as seen in That Fanboy With The Scrapbook

Lyrics
Remember the days before HD

Back when there was a milkman, and evening TV

Specifically, remember the

Video games that you used to play

Namely the ones that downright sucked

You had no way of knowing

Except the ads they were showing

And those things always stretched the truth

Well, this Drusselstenian will make sure it’s…….. freeb

He’s the Very Steamed Gaming Dweeb

We guarantee that in no way is this an evil……….. schemeb?

He’s the Very Steamed Gaming Dweeb

(Kyle Justin: You know, man, not that many words rhyme with dweeb…… Come to think of it, nobody really uses dweeb anymore…… You sure don’t wanna change it?

Doof: I’m paying you to write a theme song, not complain about my choice of words

Kyle Justin: You’re not paying me at all

Doof: Yes I am. Through the power of……… Just continue the song

Kyle Justin: Whatever, dude)

Somehow this dude roped a fool; that’s me!

Into writing the theme for a show nobody will see!

I guess I might as well

Fill this verse up

With generic praises and tons of blanket statements

I hear he builds -inators

What exactly is an -inator?

Wait, why is he hurting that platypus?

This man’s messed up beyond normal standards, you see……b He’s the Very Steamed Gaming Dweeb

I think he may be a menace to society………b

Once again, he’s the Very Steamed Gaming Dweeb

Why did I ever take this job?

This man is so very odd

And where exactly is Drusselstein?

Is that his daughter?

Wow……. She’s pretty hot…… for a goth teen

(Doof: Stop mentally undressing my daughter, you weirdo

Kyle Justin: Sorry, sir)

So, back to the game thingy

I guess he’ll review them all negatively

Just like a mouse trying to swim,

Or an ant trying to land a plane,

He’ll probably fail right off the bat

You know what, I’m done with this song

I don’t give a crap if it’s not that long

This gig is stupid in so many ways

So, bye now, I guess I’ll see you real soon

If you’re listening, please send the Dweeb to the moon

Oh, and local authorities, keep an eye on this here man

I’ll try the best I can without raising the suspicions of the platypus, the daughter, the other tenants, any surrounding homes and businesses, that guy named Norm, and, oh, did I mention,

The Very Steamed Gaming Dweeb

Don’t trust The Very Steamed Gaming Dweeb

Trivia
Written by Planty.