User blog comment:HiBy25/Bill and Bob Randomness (It's what we do)/@comment-1647442-20100724043041

Me: I really wish I didn't miss this rehearsal now. An environmental message and spelling lesson in one!? LUCKY!

Goldfish: Yeeeaaahh.....

Me: Whaddaya say guys, should we clean up the town?

All: YEAH!

Me: Okay (Montage of cleaning)

Sasquatch: Great! Except for one thing..... That factory.

Me: Let's go ask them to stop!

Goldfish: Ehhh, I don't think so.

Me: Why not?

Goldfish: That's corporate America! And you know what they say...

Me: There's going to be a song, isn't there?

All: Daring Duck of Mystery, champion of right!

Goldfish: No no, that's the Darkwing Duck theme! We need to sing "You Can't Fight City Hall!"

Me: But maybe not individually you can't, but if we get enough people together you have a, uhh...

Goldfish: A big unruly mob!

Me: Yeah! That's it! Come on! Let's march downtown! ......Y-you can sing now.

All: I guess we mightaswell! We've all got nothing better to do!Let's march to City Hall!

(At City Hall)

Me: We'd like to spek with the board of directors

Security Guard: Name

Goldfish: We're a big unruly mob!

Security Guard: Do you have an appointment?

Me: No, uhh, we don't have an appointment...

All: We don't have an appointment!

Security Guard: I can't let you in without an appointment

Me: This was kind of a spur of the moment thing.

All: Spur of the moment thing!

Security Guard: Then how do you all know the words?

Me: I don't know the words!

All: He doesn't know the words!

Security Guard: Mmhmm.... Too bad

All: I guess we'll all go home!

Me: Let me in or die.

All: Let us in or diiiiiiie!

Security Guard: Okay! Okay! Look, we have an opening right now. Wait, where're they goin?

Me: Probably to rehearse some more

Security Guard: Umm.... O --

Me: Don't ask

Security Guard: Just go on in. 3rd door on the right

(Walks in)

Me: Hello, I'd just like you all to R-E-C-Y-C-L-E recycle?

Guy: Why is he spelling?

Me: Well there's a catchy tune to go with it but I missed the rehearsals so.... Uhhh.....

All: (burst in) We'd like to see you stop all this polluting! And treat mother nature with more care! We hope that you don't mind us all intruding! But we'd really like to make you all awaaaaare

Goldfish: ...that you should....

All: RECYCLE recycle!

Me: Told you it was catchy!

All: CONSERVE conserve! Don't you POLLUTE pollute the rivers, sky, or sea or else you're gonna get what you deserve!

CEO: Hmm... I do like catchy spontaneous songs..... Okay!

All: AGENT FOUGHT CITY HALL! AGENT FOUGHT CORPORATE AMERICA! THEY WERE BIG AND HE WAS SMALL! AGENT FOUGHT CITY HALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Narrator: So you see boys and girls, be nice to Mother Nature, because if you don't, she'll kick our butts, or something like that...