User:Nan the cowdog/Is it my fault?

Phineas the cowdog : (Phin's POV)

I mean there I Lay on my death bed poisoned by killer bacon grease while watching Candace chase Xavier around the yard, Amanda laughing on the porch , and Ferb staring at me.

Suddenly Xavier jumped over me. Then ... well .. Candace was not far behind.

"Xa.... VAAA !!!!!"

Candace screamed while she ... Stepped on my stomach stumbled, twisted her leg and took a header into the fence.

Candace layed next to me spitting out dirt Then she tried to get up then she looked at her leg.

I looked at her. When … Was it my fault that her shoe fell off when she stepped on me? Was it my fault that my stomach decided to rid itself of deadly bacon grease ? Did I put her shoe under my mouth ? It wasn’t but guess who got blamed ? Yes easy going Phineas.

Then after my body rid itself of the toxic grease I looked at Candace.

There she lay nearly crying. Or was she Cussing ? Anyway, I walked over to her and I gave her a big juicy lick.

Oh boy, Her face terned the color of tomatoes , she got up on her knee's .... Gulp. then sheh beeean ...Tho ....Choc...Mehhhh...... (tranlation: She began to choke me)

"YOU MORON !! YOU BROKE MY LEG !!!! YOU TERNED MY CHILD INTO A SAVAGE ! MY MOTHER WILL BE HERE ANY SECOND AND MY FAMILY ISNT READY ! !"

“YOU ATE THAT BACON GREASE THAT I TOLD YOU NOT TO EAT ! YOU BETTER NOT DIE IN MY YARD YOU IDIOT !!! THEN YOU UPCHUCK IN MY SHOE !! THEN YOU LICK ME ON MY FACE AFTER YOU UPCHUCK !!! AND YOU’VE RUINED MY HOLIDAY !!!!”

My eye's began to water my heart slowed ... MY STAR'S SHE’S TRYING TO KILL ME!!

Then Amanda ran up. "Mom ! What are you doing to that poor dog !"

"GO GET YOU BROTHER !" Candace yelled.

Amanda walked around us and chased her brother down. She finally got him but by taking him down.

I felt the life come out of me. I closed my eye's for the last time .... When....

HONK !!

Candace loosened her grip off my neck, her eye’s bugged out. Her mom got out of the car.

She looked at herself in a old pair of white pants, hair with dirt in it. Her Daughter dragging her younger brother by his leg …. And her lovely hands around her loyal dog’s neck.

“Oh… Hi mother … I .”

Then Cain came running from the water tanks covered with mud up to his waist. “Candace you know that your children are …” He noticed Linda standing looking at him.

“Oh … Hi Mrs. Flynn .”

“Hey Cain .” Linda said.

“Uh… Me and Jeremy …We’re fixing the tank leak and …. Jeremy told me to come over to …. I’ll be right back ..”

Cain left. Candace began to cry.

“Oh Mom .Every thing’s gone wrong. The tub’s dirty. My son watered the cat down. My daughter laughs at my torture. I think my ankles broken. And …. I HATE THIS DOG !!!!!”

Then Jeremy came running with Cain. “Hon are you ok ?” Jeremy asked.

“NO I’M NOT OK !!! I’M GONNA KILL YOUR DOG !”

Cain and Jeremy helped Candace off the ground. She leaned on Jeremy who was not covered with mud.

“My day is ruined .” She cried.

I got up and wined to her as to say “I’m sorry .” but Candace literally showed me her fangs.

“Cain Kill Him please .” Candace said.

“You don’t mean that .” Cain replied.

She shot him a glair. “ I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU DO WITH HIM !!! JUST GET HIM AWAY FROM ME !!! BEFORE I KILL HIM MYSELF !!!”

Cain grabbed my by the scruff of my neck and then by my tail then …

ZOOM !

He sent me flying over the fence. I hit the ground.

“UMP- BAAGGGHH !!!” I yelled through the ‘Fluid’ That was emptying from my body. It appeared that my stomach had not fully emptied itself of the bacon grease.

“PHINEAS GET AWAY FROM THIS HOUSE !!!” Yelled Candace throwing her other shoe and hitting me right between the eye’s.

Well….If that’s how she feels ….. I ran for my life …

'''Ha ha .. Poor Phineas ... Based off of : Hank the cowdog The case of the one eyed killer stud horse .. '''