User blog comment:PlantyThePottedPlant/Random Topic Blogging III: Blog Harder/@comment-1659929-20121023202301

In Oklahoma, we don't always have unclamed bodies, but when we do, the undertaker makes him a attraction that you dropped the coin into his mouth, and that the corpes so called long lost brothers clam his body but use him as a side show in Texas, and then end up as a movie prop and a party decoration in LA, and they don't find out he's a corpes till a worker pulls on his hand and it falls off revealing a bone in 1988, and the medical examiners find out its the corps of a outlaw, from Oklahoma, and isn't put in a grave until 66 years later after he died.

I kid you not, true story. The dead are useful.