Why I Hate Romance

A song by Doofenshmirtz.

Doofenshmirtz: All my life, I have felt nothing but pain.

Try to find love, and I'm rackin by brain

I don't know why I've never found love

And that's why I hate romance.

I look around and see

All around me

People who are happy.

Why should they get to dance

When I never had my chane

That's why I hate romance!

These people are so happy

It makes me sick!

I feel like I'm getting

The short end of the stick!

Why should these people be glad?

When all my life I've been sad?

This is why...

This is why...

This

Is

Why

I

Hate

Romance!

(last note is held until end of song)