I Wanna Win The Green-Land

&nbsp Chris McClean: Welcome back to Total Drama WorldWide 20 contestants will be going on an epic and potentially fatal trip around teh world for half a million dollars

(theme song)

(teams come in a tram)

Chris: The Danville Gatekeepers Stacy, Jenny, Candace, Wendy, Phineas, Ferb, Irving, Baljeet, Buford, and Isabella.

Chris: And Now the Stanville Champions Jan, Thaddeus, Thor, Mandy, Lisa, Tracy, Rufus, Soul, George, and Sandra

Sandra: (screams and falls)

Lisa: Are you okay?

Sandra: The hinge locked and I fell

Phineas: But the door was open

Lisa Sandra, please show um sorry I dont know your name

Phineas: Phineas, Phineas Flynn yours?

Lisa: Cool, mine's Lisa Lue

Phineas Confessional: Lisa is so pretty and nice

Isabella Confessional: I don't trust Lisa she's after my Ph- friend Phineas and I don't wanna see him hurt.

Phineas: So um what's her problem

Lisa: Oh yeah Sandra

(Sandra steps up to reveal a prosthetic leg and the Danville Gatekeepers gasp)

Candace Wh-wh-what happened

Sandra: I fell off my bike a few years ago and an infection set in

Chris: Enough chit chat welcome to Total Drama WorldWide here's your home for the next few weeks

(reveals the Total Drama Jumbo Jet)

Lisa: Didn't Sierra blow it up?

Chris: (angrily while simultaneously breathing into a paper bag) Yes but the insurance repaired it.

Candace: I'm scared of heights

Phineas: Ferb and I can build a better plane (part of wing falls off) or at least improve that one.

Thaddeus: Thor and I could build a plane that would make yours look like you.

Isabella Confessional: Oh

Candace Confessional: No

Stacy Confessional: He didn't

Chris: If any of you fix our plane or build another one you'll be thrown out of the plane.

Wendy: So?

Chris: Without a parachute

(Wendy is shown with a concerned look)

(screen switches to the contestants in the dining area)

Chris: Welcome to the eating area where the losing team will enjoy a delicious meal.

Lisa: (sarcastically) Really?

Chris: No.

Buford: Buford can eat any thing.

Chris: Eat the plane and you're out

Baljeet: What it this luxurious place?

Chris: First Class for the winning team.

Chris: Now here's (Rufus is shown in Chris's hot tub) what are you doing?

Rufus Hot tubbin'

Chris: It's off limits

Rufus: I didn't know.

Chris: OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Rufus gets out)

Chris: This is my quarters its off limits capisci

Everyone: Yes

(screen switches to loser class)

Phineas: So what's the real point of this game.

Chris: You will be travelling around the world for half million dollars one by one you'll leave through the Drop of Shame.

Phineas: And how are we eliminated.

Chris: Every 4 days the losing team must vote off one of their own members

Phineas: What?! I'm so off this plane

Chris: I wouldn't do that

Phineas: Why not?

Chris: We already took off?

Candace: (screams)

Chris: Chilax, and Phineas hink of it half million dollars

Isabella: Don't go

Lisa: Please.

Phineas: (slightly babbling) Okay.

Ferb's Confessional: Lisa is first on my target list Phineas and Isabella were meant to be together and they will.

Phineas: So what teams are we on

Chris:Your team was with you on the tram.

Phineas: (about to cry) Oh okay.

Phineas Confessional: (crying his eyes out)

Isabella can hear Phineas.

Isabella: Lisa look what you did to Phineas.

Lisa: What did I do?

Isabella: He's crying in the bathroom

Lisa: He does know there's a camera in there

Isabella: Uh oh?

(Isabella's banging on the door)

Isabella: Phineas get out of there.

Phineas: (still crying) Why?

Lisa: There's a camera in there.

Phineas: I'm out.

Isabella: Why are you so upset?

Phineas: (lying) Because I'm away from my family.

Lisa: Phineas, being away from your family isn't as bad as it seems.

Phineas: Yeah, I still have my brother and best friend with me.

Isabella Confessional:Okay 2 plans this season 1. Get rid of Lisa 2. Make Phineas my boyfriend

(screen switches to everyone in the dining area)

Chris on PA: Attention cast we are now landing in our first destination please proceed to loser class

Phineas: Why are we here?

(floor drops and everyone screams and lands revealing it was only a four foot drop)

Chris: Welcome to Greenland.

Ferb: They should call it Iceland

Jan: We should call a taxi

Chris: So your first challenge is in your bathing suits

Everyone: What?!

Chris: Half a million dollars

(screen switches to everyone in their bathing suits)

Chris: Good to have a portable heater

Candace: I h-h-ha-te y-y-you!

Chris: So your first challenge is simple, there are 500 buoys underwater, 60 of them contain tile release the buoys with tiles then untie the ropes to recieve it.

Ferb; Can't we just check.

Chris: The tiles are roped to the ice, then when you have 30 tiles return to the mat and create your teams logo first team to be corrected by me wins.

Tracy: How do we now whose is whose?

Chris: That's a you problem, if you think your done I'll be here drinking hot chocolate, Ready, set go!

Chris: That's