Albert Vs Jeremy/Script



Albert Vs

Episode 1

Written By: Spongey444

Insipired By: Dan Vs.

Disclaimer: Phineas and Ferb belongs to Disney, and Dan Povenmire, and Jeff "Swampy" Marsh. Dan Vs belongs to the Hub, and created by Dan Mandel and Chris Pearson

Part One

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It was an average day in the Irving/Albert household. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, and Irving was tried as all heck. But his older brother Albert was the opposite. They were hanging out in the kitchen, while Irving was preparing a bowl of cereal.

Albert: Good morning, Irving.

Irving: What's go good about it?

Albert: Why the glum face?

Irving: Phineas and ferb left for some fishing trip with their dad...

Albert: You mean, their whole family is not present?

Irving; Oh, no. Candace, and linda are still there.

Albert: Candace? Great!

Irving: Why do you care if Candace is there?

Albert: Uh...no reason! I'm not going to...woo her or anything.

Irving: Sure you're not. But there's something i must tell y-

Albert: I have no time for you. I must be off!

Irving: But Albert, you gotta know about j-

Albert: Don't care!

Irving: ...hey, where's perry? ...Hey someone had to say it.

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Perry had already gone through his usually epic entrance, and was now face to screen with major monogram.

Monogram: Morning Agent P, doof is at it again. He's purchased several books on human emotion, as well as one called "How to hold a grudge". We have no idea what this means, but i'll guess it's not that good. Find out what he's up to and, as the kids say, kick his sorry butt!

Carl: ...No one says that sir

Monogram: Did i ask if they did?

Carl: Well no but-

Monogram: Then be quiet! So anyway, see ya agent p

Perry then left to stop doof

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Albert was now in the park, carrying some flowers.

Albert: This is gonna be wonderful! Candace will be mine in no time!

Albert saw Candace over near a bench...

Albert: Oh, there she is! Just as radiant as ever...

Then he saw a strange (to him), blonde sit next to Candace.

Albert: What the-who's this?

Candace: Ohai Jeremy!

Albert: Jeremy, eh? Better keep an eye on this.

Jeremy: Hey Candace, it's nice to get out once in awhile, ya know?

Candace: ...yes. yes it is.

Albert: This is very suspicious...but nothing to worry about.

Candace: I'm kinda bored...

Albert: Perhaps i should walk over there to cure he-no, i need to see how this plays out..

Jeremy: Well, perhaps i have something to cure that..

Candace: You do?

Jeremy: Yes, this...

And to Albert's dismay, Jeremy leaned over...and kissed her

Albert: What the-NO! this can't be! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Candace: Huh? Did you hear that?

Albert: I can't believe this! How could-i gotta get out of here!

Albert then ran off.

Jeremy: I'm sure it was nothing.

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A few minutes later, Albert ran into the house.

Irving: Oh hey Albert, that was quick

Albert: Irving, you'll never believe this! Candace is with some blonde guy!

Irving: That's what i was trying to tell you! Before you left. She's been with him all summer, you never knew this?

Albert: I don't know everything!

Irving: I knew it!

Albert: Look, it doesn't matter! Candace has some other guy, and now i 'll never get her, which means i'll never find love! My life is ruined!

Irving: Oh Albert, you're talking crazy.

Just then, a kid ran by and peeked in the window that was close by, and saw what was going on.

Kid: Haw, you're a loser without a girl!

Irving: Would you like some ice for that burn?

Albert: Ugh, great! Now my life is ruined...

Irving: I guess know who to blame, yoursel-

Albert: ...Of course! I know who to blame...

Albert then turn to the sky-or rather ceiling and screamed.

Albert: JEREEEEEEEEEEMY!

The title popped up on screan.

Albert Vs: Jeremy

'To Be Continued