User blog comment:PlantyThePottedPlant/Random Topic Blogging III: Blog Harder/@comment-1659929-20140908174218/@comment-1518158-20140909194941

I'm a convicted felon who's been charged with multiple accounts of thievery. Carjacking, robbing stores at gunpoint, pickpocketing old ladies, you name it.

But even I wouldn't steal from a church. Geez, how heartless can you be?