User:PlantyThePottedPlant/Blank

Intro
Okay, You know the type of guy who does nothing but evil, and then wonders why his life sucks? Well, that's me. Every time something good happened to me, like finally defeating my nemesis, Perry The Platypus, something bad was waiting around the corner, like getting crushed my robot, Norm (I still have no clue, how that happened. Well, besides). Karma. That's when I realized I had to change. So I dropped out of L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N., destroyed all my "-inators," and made a list of all the evil things I have done. One by one, I'll try to make up for them. I'm just trying to be a better person. My Name is Heinz.

Episode 1: Pilot
''Do you remember that guy who you see going into the local Slushy Dawg/Convenience store when you stop off at that little town on the way to Grandma's house, sort of "evil" looking guy who buys a bunch of cages, domes, etc., a couple of lotto scratchers, and a extra tall coffee at 1 in the afternoon, the kind of guy you would wait to come out before you and your family go in.. Well that guy is me, my name is Heinz…. If you took the time to really get to know me and find out what type of person I truly am, instead of just stereotyping me because of me being evil, well you would be wasting your time cos I am exactly who you think I am., Heck, I’ll pretty much do anything that can be considered evil, even putting a spider in a butter churner (and nobody even uses butter churners anymore!)''

''FLASHBACK TIME! Anyways, About six years ago I was scheming in the local diner, you know the type, the type where everyone goes, but nobody really knows the name of it, when I met this little "-inator." ''

"You've got great hair, Reba" I told her

Her name was not Reba'

"My name is Jackie" she responded

"Fine then, you've got great hair, Jackie"

''She kept buying me coffee, and well, uh, knocked me out, later that night she drove us to Vegas, by the time I re-gained full-consciousness, we were married (yep, another crazy one). ''

''Next morning I was recuperating from being a little ... poisoned...(I'll let you figure out how). As soon as I was finished with my... up-chucking, Jackie walked in, and I realized she either put on a lot of weight, or we were having a baby. ''

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