Irving and Albert's Party Anthem/Give Buford Everything

This is an episode of Carl's Pop Song Reviews. Carl reviews the song "Party Rock Anthem". He says this isn't the worst song ever, but he is sick of songs that are about the club.

Memorable Quotes
Carl Robot: Grr, this...song...makes...me...so...m--mad.

Carl: (tries to turn off the robot)

Carl Robot: This...song...m-makes me want to hurt myself and---

Carl: (turns off the robot) I always have to do everything...(sighs) So much for that bright idea.

Carl: You know what I like to do after a long week of bashing people more successful than me? I hit the club!

Random people: Candace Party! Candace Party!

Candace: It's not a party, it's an intimate get together!

Carl: I go to the club, take some shots, hit on...fly...honeys.....Whatever. Maybe clubbing isn't my thing. The one time I went to the club, I wasn't allowed to come in because I didn't meet the dress code...

Carl: (Bleep), pop music, why are there so many songs about the club? Every time a new song is released, I feel like I have to fight for my right NOT to party. But I think we might finally be moving out of this genre. Earlier this year, we've had hit songs by Vanessa, Ferb, and Albert, artists who sing about subjects other than partying. But sadly, this trend hasn't died yet.

Isabella: Tonight we gonna get on the floor, la, la, la, la, la...

Carl: We still have hit songs about the club, and like any dying trend, the last people to hop onto the bandwagon are usually the lamest.

Coltrane: From the window, to the wall...

Carl: Which brings us to these guys, Irving and Albert. (shows clips of Irving and Albert failing to rap) These guys are not good. Every song I've heard by them is repulsing.

Albert and Irving: (rapping) The ladies love us, when we take shots...

Carl: I was wondering how they even got signed until I learned that their uncle is Bobbi Fabulous.

Bobbi: (sings "I'm Fabulous")

Carl: Yes, indeed, these idiots are descendants of one of the best singers of all time. I don't know how that's possible.

Carl: I guess this song became popular because of the music video. It starts out with Irving and Albert just waking up from a coma because of....party rocking (facepalm). They go outside and see one person dancing. They ask why, then suddenly, someone attacks them.

Django: What the (bleep) is wrong with you? Ever since you've released that song, it's been making everyone dance. You have to go undercover so no one figures out that you made the song.

Carl: Basically, their new song has caused everyone to turn into mindless dancing zombies in bad outfits.

Carl: These guys aren't just bad rappers, they have bad influences.

Albert: Everyday I'm shuffling...

Carl: That's taken from the song "Hustling" by Baljeet Rai, a nerdy-looking Indian guy who pretends that he knows everything about girls, cars, and money, when he's only good for writing bad lyrics.

Baljeet: (fails to rap)

Carl: Everyday I'm suffering.

Carl: The music video doesn't really go anywhere. The rest of it consists of Irving and Albert dancing around with some guy and some chick that might be Candace Flynn, I'm not sure.

Carl: I'm so sick of these bad club songs. Why not play the "put your hands up" part on loop.

Candace: Get up, get down, put your hands up to the sun, put your hands up to the sun, put your hands up to the sun, get up, get up, get up, get up...

Carl: I DIDN'T MEAN THAT!

Trivia

 * The creator actually likes this song
 * The Baljeet rapping part references fans joking about Baljeet being a ladies' man
 * Irving and Albert aren't related to Bobbi Fabulous; the creator made that up
 * The song that Isabella sang was "On the Floor" by Jennifer Lopez
 * The song that Coltrane sang was "Don't Wanna Go Home" by Jason Derulo