The Perfection-Filled Failure

Chapter 1
Phiny woke up on a plane. He wondered why he was on that plane. He asked Flerb why he was on the plane. Flerb explained why he was on the plane. Phiny then realized he didn't know how to read.

Chapter 2
Phiny and Bob were hanging out. Bob was swimming pretty darn fast, but mistakes can be made because Phiny called him out on being racist.

Chapter 3
If 56 Phiny's can fit in one standard 32" 2009 Sony Television Set, and Flerb is in a desert approximately 4 lightyears away, how tall is the Eiffel Tower?

Don't ask me, though. I'm not a smart smith like you.

Chapper 4
Blueford is just chillin' bein' himself, no worries, no problems.

YOU GOTTA PROBLEM WIFF DAT, U COM OVA HERRE IMA REK U SO HARDD IMA MAK YO MOMMA SAD CUZ U B IN DA HOSPITAL

Clapper 5
Phiny and Isablella are hanging out by the police station.

Isablella: I love you, Phiny.

Phiny: But I already love Flerb.

Isablella: But he's your sister, Phiny.

Phiny: You just hating.

And this is how the universe is born.

Clapper Six
Djanglo: I'm personally not a fan of Justin Bieber.

And this is why Djanglo's not in the show anymore.

Cups and Sticks
Phiny wonders what the fox says.

He doesn't get the answer.

Why is this?

Because life has no answers.

I'm Not Even Gonna Try
Perr has a hat

What a magical hat Perr has

He wears it to everything

Except when he acts real dumb

Why is this

Because in that magical hat

Is drugs

Don't be a Perr guise

pls

dnt

No
Docer Doopenshmips has a beautiful rabbit

Do you know what thats rabbit's name is

Drugs

Don't be a rabbit guise

pls

dnt

Enddd
So in our expansive, poetic, and terrific journey, what have we learned?

1. dnt

2. do

3. dat

And with that, you'll successfully die with the least amount of the regrets.

perfec scre: 10/5