User blog comment:HiBy25/Bill and Bob Randomness (It's what we do)/@comment-1647442-20100724034819

Me: Wh -- what was that!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Goldfish: We were just cleaning.

Me: No, I mean why were you singing?

Goldfish: Why not?

Me: How did you all know the words!? Did you rehearse?

Goldfish: Yeah, you missed the rehearsal

Me: Because no one told me! I would've LOVED to be in "spontaneous" musical numbers~!

Goldfish: Oh well. Come on, let's get this trash to the dump.


 * At the dump...

Me: Wow, this place is full... Will our garbage even fit?

Dump guy: Nopes, its won'ts

Kanidio: Step aside, I have some trash to dump

Me: Ya can't. The dump's full

Kanidio: What about over there?

Me: That is a park

Kanidio: So?

Me: Well, you can't just dump your trash in a park!

Kanidio: Why not?

Me: Well, for one, people use it to have fun, and they can't do that with your toxic goop in the park!

Kanidio: I never use it! What the heck are you thinkin? These barrels are stinkin! I gotta dum this goo, before I barf and gag it's Thanksgiving for maggots so get lost before I dump on you! Fish are brainless finheads

Goldfish: HEY!

Me He's got a point...

Kanidio: SO I dump my trash in the bay! Birds are birdbrained pinheads, so my mess can fess up their filthy nests because nature stinks anyway! So I'm sick of you glumpsters, sniffing my dumpsters, because gunk can smell like a home. Besides a filthy stench won't even get my attention cuz my nose has been stuffy all day! So get out of my face so I can scum up this place with my beautiful toxic goo wish I could chuck this waste in to orbiting space, so the sky'd be filled with garbage too! Yoo hoo~!

Me: Why is everyone singing today?

Goldfish: I told you, we rehearsed!

Me: So, what would you do if I set you up for a song you didn't rehearse?

Goldfish: Well, I guess we'd ad-lib... Or not sing...

Me: Ah. Well, how are we gonna stop Kanidio?

Hunter: Heh heh heh....

Me: No, Hunter, your sword is not the answer

Hunter Aww :(

Sasquatch: I think I have a solution!

Goldfish: Look everyone! It's Murky the Bear!

Sasquatch: Uh, no, it's me, Sasquatch

Goldfish: Oh, right. So how can we help, SQ

Sasquatch: Well, it just so happens that I prepared a musical number

Me: Of course you did

Sasquatch: First of all, R-E-C-Y-C-L-E recycle! CONSERVE conserve! Don't you POLLUTE pollute the rivers, sky, or sea or else you're gonna get what you deserve! The O-Zone is in horrible condition, from fluorocarbons in our atmosphere, they are too small to be seen by normal vision

Fluorocarbons: But there's getting to be more of us each year! We come from a variety of places, like styrofoam containers, and aerosol cans, we love to eat the O-Zone it's our favorite desert, and if you don't have an O-Zone then the sun can really hurt!

Saltine: You must admit we make a LOT of garbage...

Luca: This dump is filled up way above the brim!

Sasquatch: If we don't make an effort to recycle

Blud Vayne: The future could be looking mighty grim

Goldfish: Look! It's the Grim Recycler!

Blud Vayne: No, this is Blud Vayne

Sasquatch: Someone's cutting down the Danville Forest! It's not enough to sit around and grieve. If we don't protect our flora and our fauna,

RoBird: Then we won't have the oxygen to breathe!

All: RECYCLE recycle!

Sasquatch: Recycle

All: CONSERVE Conserve!

Sasquatch: Conserve!

All: Don't you POLLUTE pollute the rivers, sky or sea or else we're gonna geeeeeeeeeeet! What we deseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerve!