User blog comment:Kittyfire/Random Topic Blogging!/@comment-3006892-20110921135939

There once was a potato chip sitting next to a marker. They both took a slip, and turned into Peter Parker. Peter traveled around the house looking for an onion ring. He later found his spouse lying near the king. They got married on the spot and they wanted a baby. So they jumped into a pot, and never came back. Just kidding! They came out, they came out with an owl. He was a creepy little Owl, he was rather large. He always liked to growl when looking at Marge. He later left his mommy and creeped into the backyard. He played with a salami, and pooped out a card. Then he was kidnapped by an ugly young man. And will never return to his hometown in Iran.

If you lost an IQ point point reading this, say aye.