Identity-Revealed

Author’s Note
This is very well my first story on this wiki. I was basically out of inspiration now, yet I still wanted to write something. This story is the result of that. This hasn’t been put so much thought in and may be sloppy at some points and everything. I still like how it came out though. Enjoy this short one-shot! This story doesn’t really have a point in the Phineas and Ferb universe, and it is written from the pure need I felt to write something, since I have had a long pause in writing any fan-fiction.

Story
The red-haired woman walked out of her house. It was a very casual day. She had asked her sons the casual “What are you going to do today?” question which was answered by a comment that would earn her praise for their imagination. On the other hand, her daughter, already upset about their brothers’ comment, complained to her mother how they were really going to do what they said previously, but she was ignored, as this was probably her millionth time that she was ranting about the same thing.

This woman was Linda Fletcher (or Flynn), a very typical American mom (with very atypical children, but that I will talk about them on a different occasion). She had been walking to her favourite beauty salon to enjoy a relaxing massage. And just then, she heard a voice…

“Vanessa, I’m starting to get tired of this shopping or whatever you call it. We’ve been here all day long! And in the end, you’ll just end up buying the same clothing! It happens always!” The man had a pointy nose and a bit of a triangular head, and was seemingly talking to a teenage girl; 15-16 years old. However, she didn’t even bother hearing him, being too busy listening to her MP3.

“Ah, I found it! Dad, I’m buying this.” She said as she took the same clothes she had on herself from the store.

Her father just sighed, unhappy that his daughter didn’t even want to talk to him.

“Heinz? Is that you?”

And that man’s name was indeed Heinz. He turned around…

“Linda…? How long has it been since we’ve seen each other?”

“Really long. I didn’t expect to see you ever again. How have you been all this years?”

“It’s a long story. Why don’t you come over for some coffee or similar? We would have plenty of time to talk!”

“Sure! When?”

“I’m kind of busy next days, so, can you come over now?”

“Oh, well, I guess reuniting with a friend is more important than a beauty salon treatment.”

And so they walked to Heinz’s home. He also left Vanessa alone which was kind of a relief for her; her father was only there because her mother told her he had to be there. Who knew what a teenage girl would want to do without any restrictions, after all? She soon just went to a party.

On the other hand, Linda entered Heinz’s home. He was non-stop blabbering about ruling the tri-state area and similar, which Linda found incredibly boring. In the end, she just couldn’t stand anymore of the boring talk.

“Could you just please get me a cup of coffee? You always had great imagination, Heinz, and I appreciate that, but we’re here to discuss other things. So, let me start… I see you have a daughter now…”

Heinz took this seriously, and as much as he hated it, he stopped evil talk and started normal talk with Linda.

And they were talking for quite some time. Linda explained to Heinz everything about Phineas, Ferb and Candace. She was also interrupted about the latter of them several times, saying that “Phineas and Ferb shrank the house to atomic proportions.”

“Well, what do you know? Maybe they seriously did shrink their house.”

“Oh come on Heinz, like that could happen.” Linda said obviously misinterpreting Heinz’s serious face.

Just then, in a second, a loud sound was heard. It sounded as if an enormous amount of glass shattered. Heinz quickly ran towards the sound…

“What is it now, Perry the platypus? I buy two cups for coffee and it is suspicious to your organisation? Come on, shoo, I have guests now, come tomorrow; I have an “inator” that will make me the ruler of the entire Tri-State area!” As he said that, Perry the platypus leaved, unaware of his owner’s presence in the same room.

At this point, Linda was totally frozen in place. Her eyes didn’t move, and it took quite some time to process what happened. She couldn’t believe it. That couldn’t have been a dream, but she pinched herself (which was hardly a pinch) to check in any case. Hallucinations, she thought. She hadn’t had a good sleep in a long time. She probably got hallucinations from the exhaustion. Yes, that sure must’ve been it. ''I mean, Perry as a secret agent? ''She thought almost laughing at herself.

“Hey Linda, sorry for the interruption. You know those-“ Heinz tried to continue but he was cut off by Linda’s sentence.

“Um… sorry… Heinz… I’ve… got to go…” Linda (barely) said. She was trembling.

“What are you talking about, you just got here!”

“I really… have to go…” She (again, barely) repeated herself. She went out of Heinz’s building and made a phone call.

“Lawrence? Please come over here, now!”

Her husband understood he was needed by Linda and came over very fast.

“Take me home…” Linda said.

“What happened, honey?” Her husband was clearly worried much about her wife.

“Hallucinations” She answered.

THE END

Trivia
• This story could happen anywhere in the summer/spring/winter vacation, it doesn’t have a specific time of happening, because it wasn’t really so important.

• This is User:Raging Blast’s first story on this site.

• This story consists something over 850 words.