Brendan Townsend kidnapped!/Transcript

Act XI
Adam: What?

Brendan: Lack of communication. Gimme a beat. (A beat is somehow given and chorus girls appear out of nowhere.)

(Song: Talk to Him)

Brendan: You can can it with the mystery,

You don't have to be so vague.

Chorus girls: So vague!

Brendan: Give the pharmacist some history,

All the reasons you're ...

Brendan and chorus girls: Rotten eggs.

Brendan: (While Chorus girls ooh in the background) It's not enough just to show him the device,

You've got to tell him what it does.

I think you'll be surprised that his attention span,

He's the only one that's gonna understand,

You gotta tell him all of your plans, because...

Brendan and chorus girls: You've got to...

Doofenshmirtz: Talk to him

Chorus girls: Ooh!

Brendan: Tell him...

Brendan and chorus girls: Every twisted invention that's in your head

Brendan: Talk to him

Chorus girls: Ooh!

Brendan: You've got to...

Brendan and chorus girls: Give him some specifics he can dread.

Brendan: Talk to him.

Don't just...

Brendan and chorus girls: Stand there like a rock.

Brendan: He's got an an extremely pointy crooked nose, and a very oddly shaped pointed chin, so use them

Chorus girls: Use them!

Brendan: I know you really want to bruise him

Chorus girls: Bruise him!

Brendan: But I think you're gonna lose him if you don't talk

Chorus girls: If you don't talk

Brendan: Communication is the key,

If you just open up, you'll see,

And maybe he'll stop joking me...

Brendan and chorus girls: If you just talk!

(The number ends and the girls leave.)

Phineas: How did you get chorus girls in here?

Brendan: Eh, they're union, they'll travel.