The End of the Fireside Girls/Transcript

Act I
(Scene starts at Brendan's Evil Inc., where Brendan has built some kind of electric chair.)

Brendan: Finally, my Hologram Disguise-Inator has been completed!

Minion #1: Thanks to us!

Minion #2: I think Brendan has built it himself. We were just sitting here while the boss did all the work.

Minion #1: Oh.

Brendan: Now to test it out! (sits in the Inator.)

Inator: Please select the disguise.

Minion #1: What are you going to do with it?

Brendan: You know how I always hated the Fireside Girls? Well, now I can put them out of business...WITHOUT ANYONE SUSPECTING THAT I DID IT!

Inator: What person do you want to disguise as?

Brendan: Isabella Garcia-Shapiro, if you please. In Fireside Girls clothing.

Inator: Processing...(Brendan slowly morphs into an exact duplicate of Isabella with her Fireside Girls outfit) Disguise applied.

Brendan: YES!! (gets off the Inator) The hologram was successful! (pause, where Brendan's minions are looking stunned) What?

Minion #2: That doesn't sound like Isabella's voice.

Brendan: BLAST! I should have made a voice disguise expansion for this Inator. Oh well, no one's gonna suspect a thing. Time to turn Fireside Girls into the Coalside Girls!