Who is Annoying Stacy?/Stacy's Crush

These are two episodes of Carl's Pop Song Reviews. Carl reviews "Blah Blah Blah" and "Your Love is My Drug" by Stacy Hirano/Kesha. Carl REALLY dislikes "BBB" and he thinks that a love song by Stacy (YLIMD) is a TERRIBLE idea.

Memorable Quotes in "Who is Annoying Stacy"
Carl: Let's talk about Stacy...And...

Stacy: Don't stop make it pop, DJ blow my speakers up...

Carl: It was in the first season when we were introduced to dollar sign-Tacy.

Carl: I'm not sure what I'm expecting from her follow up single, "Blah Blah Blah" (shows an unflattering picture of Stacy with a caption that says "Oh Dear Jesus") Yeaaah, I'm not expecting a lot. But I'm always open-minded. Perry, play the clip.

Stacy: Ugggggh...Blahblahblahblahblahblahblah. Coming out your mouth with your blah blah blah! Zip your lips like a padlock, and meet me in the back with the Jack by the jukebox.

Carl: (mouth is dropped open while Stacy sings the song) I...I quit. I quit. This is my official retirement.

Carl: I hate every second of this. Everything about this is unpleasant. This SMELLS bad. I can smell this from my speakers and it's AWFUL.

Carl: Everything about this song is "blah blah blah". The first line in the song is "blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah"!

Stacy: (shows clips of her singing "blah blah blah")

Phineas and Ferb: (in the song) Blah, blah, blah

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Blah blah blah CARBON FOOTPRINT!

Phineas: So we built a rollercoaster, time traveled twice, blah blah blah blah blah blah!

Stacy: Wanna dance with no pants on, HOLLA!

Carl: If hearing annoying teenage girls using hip hop slang wants to make you slice off your eardrums, holla!

Stacy: HOLLA! (repeats 2 more times)

Carl: I'm gonna kill someone!

Carl: The whole point of this song is that Stacy, the most annoying person in the world, wants someone else to shut up. Who would be this annoying that Stacy has to tell THEM to shut up!? (shows beginning of music video) I'll tell you the beginning of the music video, where Stacy blows off some guy for being quote, unquote "A mega-douche master", which is accurate, but am I really supposed to believe that Stacy is some queen of high standards?

Carl: When I first heard this song, I thought, "Well, that's the end of Stacy, we'll never be hearing from her again". Once again, I've gone broke by overanalyzing the interests of our society today.

Stacy: Stop ta-ta-talking that! (song ends)

Carl: Just go away. Geez, have to deal with her on the first episode of the second season? This is gonna suck...

(episode ends)

Memorable Quotes in "Stacy's Crush"
Carl: (wakes up hungover) Ugghh...what happened last night?

Carl: Can I get something to brush my teeth with? (Perry passes a bottle of Jack to Carl) Guys, that's not funny. What is this song again? Oh, right, Stacy. (opens the bottle) Guess I might need this after all...

Carl: Is this a love song?

Stacy: My steez is gonna be affected if I keep it up like a lovesick crackhead (skips part) The rush is worth the price I pay..

Carl: Seriously, you look at the video and you tell me if this is about love or drugs. She wakes up next to some random guy in a strange place--just another day in the life of Stacy--and then goes on an acid trip.

Stacy: (at the end of the song) Hey! Hey...sooooooo...(giggles) Your love, your love...

Carl: (sarcastically) Oh, what a cute, little unplanned addition to the song (in normal voice) Oh please, that's so phony, it's probably written in the sheet music. (shows sheet music of the song)

Stacy: (to Albert) I like your beard...

Carl: She...she likes your beard. Well, based on prior knowledge, I have a description of what Stacy is looking for in a guy.

Stacy: We kick them to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger...

Carl: Guys who look like Mick Jagger with a beard. Dreamy.

Carl: Why did I get so drunk last night? It wasn't for this; this wasn't interesting enough...(has flashbacks of Suzy in the Alejandro music video, then faints)

(episode ends)

Trivia

 * The creator does NOT hate Stacy; Carl does.
 * Phineas and Ferb are featured in the "Blah Blah Blah" song
 * The creator DOES think that Albert is a "mega douche master".
 * Apparently, Albert grew a beard in "Stacy's Crush".
 * Carl doesn't do underage drinking. Apparently, he got drunk, high, and hyper by drinking a bunch of soda.
 * The "Blah Blah Blah CARBON FOOTPRINT" is from the canon P&F episode, "Suddenly Suzy".