What a Rip-Off!/Don't We All Wanna Be Famous?

Candace reviews That's So Candace and the Total Drama theme song, "I Wanna Be Famous".

What a Rip-Off!
Candace: This song. Oh my (beep), this (beep) unbearable pile of dog(beep) of a (beep) song.

Jenny: Something wrong, Candy?

Candace: Just this next song. (facepalm)

(The song plays)

Candace: This is the most bland, unoriginal, cockamamee (sp?) piece of BULL(BEEP) I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE!

Jenny: Hm. Yes it is pretty bad.

Candace: It claims to be a reference to That's So Raven's theme. I'd like to call BULL(BEEP) on that! This IS her theme but with me as her! It's as if the writers were too LAZY to write a good song for me! Well you know what? I don't NEED this! I was in HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL!

(Candace goes to the High School Musical set.)

Troy: Oh there you are Sharpay. We heard you got a new movie that takes place after our graduation.

Candace: Yes. And it is fabulous. >:)

Gabriella: Pfft well lucky you. 9_9

(Candace returns to the studio)

Candace: So anyway (BEEP) THIS SONG! It's LAZY, POORLY WRITTEN, and a COMPLETE RIP-OFF OF THE SOURCE MATERIAL! Whoever wrote it, if you're out there, (BEEP) YOU!

Don't We All Wanna Be Famous?
Candace: Ah yes. Total Drama. My favorite, as you may recall. Now this is a very unique show. It wasn't ired as a show itself. No, instead--and I'm not sure why--each season was aired as a show with different images for the theme song. So, we're gonna LOOK at the theme song.

(All 4 versions of the song play)

Candace: The song is catchy as (beep), and maybe that's why they didn't change it, other than using different images for each season. Why fix what's not broken, am I right?

Jenny: For sure, Candy.

Candace: Also I love how each opening shows the contestants doing something based on how they act especially towards each other.

Jenny: One thing I've always wondered though...Who the heck is that whistling in the background?

Candace: Well only the first and the recent seasons actually HAD that whistling be from contestants. In the first, it was D.J., Geoff, Bridgette, Duncan, Katie, Sadie, Ezekiel and Noah. In the recent one, it's Dakota, B, Scott, Lighning, Jo, Brick, the kid who likes to play video games, Anne Maria, Cameron, Stacy, and Dawn.