Albert's Death?!?

AgentP (aka Phineas-Flynn-77)’s Official Transcript of an IRC roleplay! Idea by Gurgy (the Regurgitator).

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[12:51]  This is a good show.

[12:52]  *Perry bursts in*

[12:52]  (Backyard)

[12:53]  Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!

[12:53]  We're gonna wonder where Perry is!

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[12:54]  ACTION wonders where Perry is

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[13:31]  Doofenshmirtz: Norm, I know what we're gonna do today!

[13:31]  Norm: Whatcha doin'?

[13:31] * Phineas-Flynn-77 and Isabella feel disturbances in the universe

[13:32]  Perry: *Bursts in*

[13:32]  Doof: The heck?

[13:33]  Norm: I'll play ping pong with him to distract him so you can finish your plan with the -inator that is right over there sir!

[13:33]  Doof: Norm, you idiot!

[13:33]  Perry: Well, what;'s today;'s plan?

[13:34]  Norm: He's going to use his Time Machine-inator to send some random kid back 3 weeks in time and his girlfriend will leave him for dead!

[13:35]  Doof: NORM!!! YOU IMBECILE!!!!

[13:35]  Norm: *sweeps floor*

[13:36] <Gurgy> Perry: Let me guess, that "kid" is albert?

[13:38] <Phineas-Flynn-77> Doof: How did you know, you platypus?

[13:38] <Phineas-Flynn-77> Norm: It's displayed in large letters on that sign

[13:39] <Phineas-Flynn-77> Doof: What sign?

[13:39] <Phineas-Flynn-77> Norm: The sign I conveniently placed for Perry to see!

[13:39] <Phineas-Flynn-77> Doof: *facepalm*

[13:41] <Gurgy> Perry: Plus, you've been going after Al a lot latley, And since your sendng him 3 weeks in future, there's no use in doing anything once you've done it, so I can just leave now, and come back in 3 weeks to stop you

[13:42] <Phineas-Flynn-77> Doof: *sends Albert three weeks into the future*

[13:42] <Phineas-Flynn-77> Norm: Do you want coffee with that?

[13:42] <Phineas-Flynn-77> Doof: With WHAT?

[13:43] <Phineas-Flynn-77> Sounds like someone is sending Albert three weeks into the future and a platypus is going to stop it

[13:43] <Phineas-Flynn-77> ---THREE WEEKS LATER---

[13:48] <Gurgy> Irving: Wow, in just 3 weeks Al has gone missing and declared dead, Danvile has gone to crap, and Stacy has found a new boyfreind, after almost a week of crying in her room, though I think she did just cuz she can't live without a boyfreind, and she doesn't care for this new guy, and still misses al. And my idols have slowed down on plans becucase somehow they can't do big ideas without al.

[13:49] <Phineas-Flynn-77> Whoa, somehow I can't do big ideas without Al.

[13:51] <Gurgy> Irving: Most likely becuase with a resident a danvile missing, or dead, the balance of the universe is thrown out of wack. I wonder where Al is, if he's alive...

[13:52] <FerbFletcher> There is only a 0.00000007362756747475567 chance of him being alive. If he is, there is a 29 percent chance he is in Danville.

[13:53] <Phineas-Flynn-77> What he's saying is, he's probably dead and/or not in Danville

[13:53] <FerbFletcher> *.29

[13:55] <Gurgy> *Not to far away, Al arrives in the future*

[13:59] <Phineas-Flynn-77> Hey, is that Albert?

[13:59] * Phineas-Flynn-77 points at rock shaped like Albert

[14:01] <Gurgy> Albert: Man, that quite a trip. Based on my past experince, I think i'm in the future. About 3 weeks or so. Man, Stacy's proablyt worrried sick! I gotta go re-unite with her!

[14:03] <Phineas-Flynn-77> Stacy: *is worried sick*

[14:07] <Gurgy> Albert: *Goes to Stacy's house*

[14:09] <Phineas-Flynn-77> Stacy: OMG! Albert!

[14:10] <Phineas-Flynn-77> Stacy: I love you Albert. Will you marry me and never disappear again?

[14:11] <Gurgy> Albert: Wow, I'm glad you didn't get a new boyfreind or something in the 3 weeks I've been gone. Anyway....aren't we a little young for marriage?

[14:11] <Phineas-Flynn-77> Stacy: Aw, screw the law

[14:12] <Gurgy> Albert: ....Ok!

[14:17] <Phineas-Flynn-77> Stacy: *proposes to Albert*

[14:20] <Gurgy> Albert: This all so sudden, and random....and usually it's the guy propsing to the girl but....ok!

[14:21] <Phineas-Flynn-77> Stacy: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[14:23] <Gurgy> Albert: Ok, calm down

[14:27] <Phineas-Flynn-77> For some reason I sense a marriage in the future

[14:27] <FerbFletcher> There is a 64 percent chance it is between Stacy and someone else

[14:32] <Phineas-Flynn-77> How do you even know all this?!?

[14:35] <Gurgy> Albert: I wonder how I ended up traveling trough time like that-oh who am I kidding, I know it's doof

[14:36] <Phineas-Flynn-77> Doof: Somehow, I sense that Albert knows it was me that sent him through time

[14:42] <Gurgy> Albert: So stace, should we get doof for makingg you worry about me, or shouild we just leave him alone?

[14:43] <Phineas-Flynn-77> Stacy: Who is Doof?

[14:47] <Gurgy> (in the rp fanon, stacy knows doof, and she /hates/ him)

[14:48] <Phineas-Flynn-77> (OK)

[14:48] <Phineas-Flynn-77> Stacy: Oh, that Doof.

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[14:50] <StacyHirano> I hate Doofenshmirtz

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[15:16] <Phineas-Flynn-77> Stacy: Let's go get doof!

[15:17] <Gurgy> Albert: ya! *Kisses Stacy*

[15:18] <Phineas-Flynn-77> Stacy: *blushes*

[15:19] <Gurgy> Albert: Acutally, we've gone after him several times in the past,, and nothing's come out of it. Perhaps we should let him off easy this time

[15:23] <Phineas-Flynn-77> Stacy: Nah...Princess Pain has returned for more!!!

[15:23] * Phineas-Flynn-77 wonders where Albert is

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[15:24] <Albert> ...Ok then

[15:25] <Stacy-Hirano> So, what do we do now?

[15:26] <Albert> Well, what do you wanna do stacy?

[15:32] <Stacy-Hirano> Um...go get ice cream?

[15:32] <Albert> ...Ok!

[15:33] * Stacy-Hirano gets chocolate

[15:34] <Albert> So anything interesting happen in the last 3 weeks?

[15:45] <Stacy-Hirano> Um...no, because you weren't here.

[15:48] <Albert> So nothing happend? No amusing anceddotes you can tell me? What did /you/ do during my dissaperence?

[15:49] <Stacy-Hirano> Cried in my room for a week, then I got some stupid boyfriend to pass time, but he was a total jerk and I dumped him once you came

[15:50] <Albert> What's his name, I'll make him pay!

[15:53] <Stacy-Hirano> His name is...Thor

[15:53] <Stacy-Hirano> Beat up his brother Thaddeus too

[15:54] <Albert> Isn't he like, 10 years old?

[15:55] <Stacy-Hirano> Yup...

[15:55] <Stacy-Hirano> That's what made it so bad

[15:56] <Stacy-Hirano> There's, like, NO boys here that is my age but you and Jeremy

[15:56] <Albert> So you dated a 10 year old, even though there's plenty of nameless backround boys to date?

[15:57] <Stacy-Hirano> I didn't DATE him

[15:57] <Stacy-Hirano> I just gave him candy and told him to go away mostly

[15:58] <Stacy-Hirano> Actually, I had a wheel of all the boys in Danville (except you, Jeremy, Phineas, and Ferb) and spun it.

[15:59] <Albert> Since he's only 10, I won't try to wreak horrible vengeance on him

[16:00] <Stacy-Hirano> Just wreak bad vengeance on him then

[16:01] <Albert> Well, with my vengeance levels, even bad vengeance is horrible

[16:02] <Stacy-Hirano> Then wreak decent vengeance on him

[16:04] <Albert> Nope, even that;'s horrible with my levels

[16:04] <Stacy-Hirano> Then wreak...is any level NOT horrible?

[16:05] <Albert> Well, the first level isn't

[16:06] <Stacy-Hirano> Ok, then wreak that

[16:06] <Stacy-Hirano> What level is that, by the way?

[16:08] <Albert> I forget the name, but it involves playing a childish prank that won't hurt him too much

[16:08] <Stacy-Hirano> Ok. Do that then

[16:09] <Albert> Should I even wreak vengeance at all? I'm not revenge type of person, I stole those levels from goldy

[16:10] <Stacy-Hirano> Ah, well, let's just forget any of this ever happened and jump in that time machine over there

[16:11] * Stacy-Hirano jumps in time machine and sets controls to "minus 3 weeks"

[16:11] <Stacy-Hirano> Now we really WILL forget this ever happened!

[16:12] <Stacy-Hirano> -episode end-