User blog comment:PlantyThePottedPlant/Random Topic Blogging II: Electric Blogaloo/@comment-1659929-20120114232249

Well, Hank was a dog I used to own He used to answer my Iphone And every now and then, he'd take the 4-weeler into the pasture and water the horse

Yeah, Hank and I got along real well At Angry Birds, ol' Hank was hell And he never minded taking turns at doing the dishes

Now when Hank was just about three years old He started acting kind of bold And he's chasing after that beagle down across the highway

Well he's down there every day and night I said, "Hank, you know you're gonna have to fight" He said, "I've already whipped everything between here and the Cafe"

(Chorus) Hank, you are a good dog But the women got you rinnin wild and crazy as a loon Hank, you are a good dog But you're chsing cars, hanging out at bars and howling at the moon

Well now, one night ol Hank came stragglin' in He's looking bad but he's pulling a grin He said "'Nan, I just took a wife and I want you to meet her"

Now she didn't really have much to say And it's plain to see she's in a family way She said, "Hank, you better whip on back and get my suitcase"

Well Hank never made it to the other side 'Cause right in the middle of the road he died Flattened by a biker haulin dog food.

Now old Hank's gone and she's living here Just yappin' at her kids and drinkin' my DP And she don't drive the 4-weeler nor do the dishes

(Chorus) Hank, you were a good dog But you never knew when to chase 'em or when to turn around and run Yeah Hank, you were a good dog But now you're flat out on the freeway and drying in the sun

Now ol Hank's gone and I'm kinda glad 'Cause if he were here now he'd sure be mad 'Cause ain't one of them pups looks anything like him

(Chorus) Yeah Hank, you were a good dog But you never knew when to chase 'em or when to turn around and run Oh Hank, you were a good dog But now you're flat out on the freeway and drying in the sun Flat out on the freeway and drying in the sun

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Its true

Now when Fred was just about three years old He started acting kind of bold And he's chasing after that beagle down across the highway