What Happens if Candace Hears "Justin Bieber"

Candace decides not to do a review, but instead decides to show what happens to her when she hears "Justin Bieber".

Candace: Okay, you remember how in one of my reviews I said I hated hearing Justin Bieber's name? Well...I got so many letters asking me why I decided I'm going to tell you. Roll the montage, Jenny.

Jenny: (plays the montage)

[MONTAGE]:

1. Random Kid: I honestly don't like Justin Bieber.

Candace: (falls flat on her face)

2. Jeremy: I sing WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY better than Justin Bieber.

Candace: (vomits uncontrollably)

3. Random Kid: Is saying "Justin Bieber" over and over. Each time he says it, Candace is hit in the head with a hammer.

4. Candace: No more Justin Bieber....(dodges a giant piano that was about to fall on her)

[END MONTAGE]

Candace: And THAT'S what happens.

Jenny:...Wow.

Trivia

 * Candace may be referring to her review of "U + Me=LUV", during which she told Jenny not to say Justin Bieber's name.


 * Harry Potter: JB's name apparently brings Candace misfortune, just as Voldemort's name brings misfortune in the form of the Death Eaters appearing to whoever says it.


 * Mighty B: Bessie's middle name, Kajolica, also brings bad luck if someone says it.


 * Fairly OddParents: In Wishology, saying Timmy's name would bring him bad luck in the form of the Eliminators finding him.