User blog comment:Roads/Shipping Names/@comment-2077777-20110212021250/@comment-2077777-20110212025002

I blame Doof's parents. His dad only cared about the dog. His mom only cared about Roger. And both of them made him a lwn gnome where his only freinds were the moon and his neighbor. And his parents even missed ALL of his birthdays! No wonder Doof is evil! All the abuse from his parents as a child have caught up to him as a adult!