Lyk Helium: Finding Earth and my Life

I traveled through the galaxies as I pass by planet by planet. Each planet had no sign of life nor alien. I sigh. Why did the stupid Federal Armoda of Planets Kelium D and Jyxon C have to send me to Quadrent B?! I mean so I failed the Garnameum Test and never got my Vwencye pilot lisence that is no excuse to send me to Quadrent B!!! I take a sharp turn as my Vwencye ship almost runs into a comet. "Stupid floating chunks of cyborh!!! Where am I anyway?!" I mutter. I squint. "VPMS Research Planet 209!" I call. "Yes Lyk. Searching Planet 209." my computer says in monotone. "Lyk. Planet 209. Commonly known as Planet Earth. Earth is the only planet known for life,water,and oxygen. The people on this planet are known as Earthlings or Humans." "Whoa." I say in awe and shock. ''Crack! ''"Huh?!" I say then turn around and notice my Vwencye is falling apart next to the rich atmosphere of this stupid planet. "Noooo!!!" I cry. ''Pop! Crack!! Siz!'' My Vwencye then totally crashes.