I'll make them laugh

is a Doofenshmirtz song from The Life of a Dummy (No, Not Irving)

Lyrics
get a guffaw or two several times a day Just from that age-old chicken quandary What can I say? I'll make them laugh

I'll take your picture with a spritzing flower Tell you fake headlines about mattresses gaining power Anything that I do you'll find humor in I'll make you laugh

They say that power brings limits But I can't attempt to obey I've got control over people's sense of humor And by some relation, their free will as well

I greet a meter maid or two, try to pick up a few They all laugh in my face, that's what I want them to do Although I may regret it soon I'll make them laugh

Doof (spoken): Hey, you! What is two times two? Man (spoken): *laughs* YOU........ *laugh* INEXPLICABLY....... *laugh* HILARIOUS *bursts into fit of laughter* Doof (spoken): Erm..... I would've taken "I don't know", but, y'know, that works too.... Anyways, it's fore. Man (spoken, while laughing): I think I'm bleeding. Doof (spoken): But I'm funny, right? Man (spoken, while laughing): Somebody please call an ambulance Doof (spoken): Oh, quiet, you.
 * Doof pulls out a golf club and hits man with it*

No sorrow for a real long time Just can't commend it So if science can't cure depressedness Well, at least it can prevent it

When your uncle dies, you'll be too enraged in laughter to care It's not totally evil, in a way, I swear When terrorists appear, I'll make them laugh

Doof (spoken): Okay, so what's the capital of Russia? Woman (spoken, while laughing): I'm not sure Doof (spoken): Moscow! Woman (spoken, while laughing): I don't get it.
 * Doof shows a picture of a cow covered in moss*

Doof (spoken): TAP SOLO!
 * a lot of tapdancing ensues*

My humor is everlasting And never, ever profane I trust you will find humor Because that's in my -inator's name

80s guy sits alone in parks Listening to Robin Williams and Groucho Marx While their humor may fade, mine won't lose its spark I'm the real king of comedy I'll make you laugh

That's right, I'm the king Number one I spread humor like wildfire and before I'm done I'll rule these states All three of them Your laughter will hinder Your objections One thing is surely guaranteed While dying of laughter, you'll bow down to me That's such a feel-good, groovy thing

I'll make you laugh I'll make you laugh