The Tri-State Area

 is a song sung by Doomes Dai and the rest of LOVEMUFFIN.

Lyrics
Doomes: It's a cheerful place in the middle of America

It's a small place known as the Tri-State Area

In the Christmas Season they celebrate in excitement

But they're happiness we will soon put to an end!

Doofenshmirtz, Rodney, Doctor Komminlotz, Diminutive, Bloodpudding: It's the Tri-State Area!

Doomes, Doofenshmirtz, Rodney and half of LOVEMUFFIN: Yes, the Tri-State Area!

Doomes: And it will soon be mine- I mean ours!

All of LOVEMUFFIN: The Tri-State Area!

During Credits...

Rodney: We will march into battle and take over

Doofenshmirtz: Stomping with our boots and our loafers!

Rodney: Seriously?

Doofenshmirtz: Yeah, yeah, quiet over there.

Komminlotz: On the ocean shore we will march

All: Till the Tri-State Area is ours!

It's the Tri-State Area!

Doomes: My Tri-State Area!

All: We will take over the Tri-State Area!