Heinz Doofenshmirtz on Phineas

Doofenshmirtz: Phineas? Ferb's stepbrother? Oh yeah, I hate him. Why, you ask. It's because he's Ferb's stepbrother. Why do I hate Ferb? It's because he flirts with my daughter, Vanessa. (yells) You can't have her, Ferb! You can't have her! Do you hear me, Ferb?!?. (calms down) So yeah, I hate both of them. Now stop asking me questions! Geesh! You're wasting my time.

Random audience member (mumbles): Well, you're the one that agreed to do the show.

Doof (Throws a chair at the person's head.): I heard that!

(The audience member stands up and is revealed to be Khaka Peu Peu's wife.) Khaka Peu Peu's wife: Hey! No one throws a chair at me! I usually throw chairs at them.

(The building starts to shake. Everyone starts screaming and running. The roof breaks in half and a green arm reaches out and grabs Doofenshmirtz. It lifts him out of the building where it is revealed to be Khaka Peu Peu.)

Khaka Peu Peu: No one messes with my wife, do ya hear me! You're in for it now. (makes punching motion.)

Doof: Gulp. (screen goes black and you hear Doof screaming)

This has been Heinz Doofenshmirtz on Phineas.

Doof: Shut up, you dumkopf.