User blog comment:PlantyThePottedPlant/Random Topic Blogging III: Blog Harder/@comment-3473686-20130706205804/@comment-3395649-20130706215254

Or get a guard spider. (AKA catch some common house spiders, but not the Brown Recluse or Hobo Spider, as they have bites that literally burn into your flesh)

If that fails, just swat it.