User blog comment:TotalDramaRox97/ADIOS/@comment-3188056-20110725013624/@comment-5151799-20110725231426

No, you are not a total fail. You may be a partial fail, but you are not a total fail. And everyone is a partial fail, whether it be all the time, or sometimes.

And if you are not an idiot, therefore you do not commit suicide.