Poor Irving



“Poor Irving” is a song from How Irving Kinda Stole Christmas

Lyrics
Irving: I can’t believe this happened. I just wanted everyone to be happy. Now Christmas is ruined, and Santa is knocked out. I knew I shouldn’t have made that machine. They were right, I can’t do anything right! I am a loser. You were right Albert, I am a loser, and a stalker, and everything else. A big pathetic…loser.

But I never intended all this craziness, never!

And nobody really understood, how would they? That all I ever wanted was to bring them Christmas cheer Why does nothing ever turn out like I plan?

Well, what the heck, I and did what I could And, gosh, I really tasted something grand And for a moment, why, I even tasted pie And at least I left some impact ‘cross this land, I did

And for the first time since I don't remember when I felt just like my fanboy self again And I, Irving, the human boy. That's right! I am a human boy! ha, ha, ha!

And I just can't wait until next summer 'Cause I've got some new ideas that won’t be a bummer And, gosh, I'm really gonna give it all my might Uh oh, I hope there's still time to set things right…Santa Claus!

Background Information
This is to the tune of the 2nd half off “Poor jack” from “The Nightmare Before Christmas”