The Sun-Beater 3000

This is an episode of Carl's Pop Song Reviews. Carl reviews the song "Like a G6" by Phineas, Ferb, Buford, and Baljeet featuring Jenny. Carl complains about how a G6 does not exist, and how this song is summoning Satan.

Memorable Quotes
Jenny: Popping bottles in the ice, like a blizzard. When we drink, we do it right getting slizzard. Sipping sizzurp in my ride like 3 6. Now I'm feeling so fly like a G6...

Carl: (sighs) If that didn't just make the hair on the back of your neck curl up in disgust, then I don't know, maybe you have a stronger stomach than me. Now, if you've lived a good life, then that whole line should have been uncomprehensable. I'll try to give you the annotated version of this.

Jenny: (sings again with Carl's annotations)

Carl: Slizzard means drunk. It's also a series of syllables that's enough to (bleep) me off. NO ONE should use the word "slizzard", including me, and I'm a nerd!

Jenny: Sipping sizzurp in my ride...

Carl: I actually knew what sizzurp meant.

Homer Simpson: Cough syrup! Nothing but over the counter children's cough syrup!

Carl: (unimpressed) Cough syrup. I've heard of a few parties where people drink stuff so foul that they get drunk, but seriously, cough syrup!? Nothing cool like pink champagne!? (shows music video) The beat is okay, it's not really my thing, but the people singing...would you really want to hang out with them? I feel reminded of that Phineas and Ferb song "Spa Day", which was supposed to be about relaxing, and then shut down in the middle for this.

Ferb: It's spa day, P and F at the scene!

Carl: Or that Stacy song, "Glamorous", which gave us this.

Stacy: I still go to Taco Bell, drive through, gross as (bleep)

Carl: Listening to all these songs makes me think of going to a fancy restaurant and getting served a big fancy meal garnished with armpit hairs.

Carl: But I'm wondering the same question everyone else is. What the (bleep) is a G6? (sigh) Let me go Google this AGAIN. (cuts to him on Google images looking up "G6". Pictures of cars pop up) Cars? (goes to a regular Google search for "G6" and finds something). Ferb Fletcher says that "Phineas talks about his G4. So I thought, what's flyer than a G4. A G6!" (finds something else) "Only problem with all the excitement? A G6 does not exist". (goes back to the piano angrily and almost throws something at the piano). A G6 is not a thing. It's a made-up word by a bunch of baby-speaking pinheads! Why do THEY get to decide what it means? Why don't I get to decide what it means? For all I know, a G6 means eating your own snot. (An annotation that says "Gross X 6" pops up).

(shows Phineas, Ferb, Buford, and Baljeet going in a Sun-Beater 3000 at 7:30 the next morning)

Carl: So this jet that they get on at the end? Not a G6. (realizes something) Wait, a minute, back up! (sees P, F, Jeet, and Buford getting on a plane at 7:30 a.m. in the music video) Seven-thirty the next morning!? No way. You cannot throw a decent house party and expect to be up at seven-thirty the next morning! You CANNOT throw a decent SLUMBER party and expect to be up at seven-thirty the next morning! You posers!

Ferb: Take a bottle to the head and let me see you fly...

Carl: (thinks about that, and sees a bloody alcohol fight) ...no. I am not breaking any bottles over anyone's head. Not after the DL incident....I'll tell you about it sometime.....So much blood....

Carl: The one thing I don't get is this.

Jenny: Like 3 6

Carl: Three six? Three times six? Nineteen thirty-six? The Great Depression? Adolf Hilter rising to power? Three sixes....THE DEVIL! THIS SONG IS SUMMONING THE DEVIL! WE WILL ALL LOSE OUR SOULS!.....Wait a minute. That sounds stupid. This song isn't evil, it's just annoying.

Baljeet: Put your hands up, put your put your hands up

Buford: (in a deep voice) Because it's

Carl: (jumps) What the (bleep) was that!?

Buford: (in a deep voice) Because it's

Carl: SATAN! SATAN! (starts talking about how all bad pop music is summoning the devil. Images of Suzy singing "Bad Romance", Ferb singing "Eenie Meenie", Stacy singing "Imma Be", Stacy singing "Blah Blah Blah", Buford singing "I Can Transform Ya", Suzy singing "Party in the USA", and Irving singing "Bedrock" fill the screen

Trivia

 * The creator does not know what the "DL" incident Carl was talking about.