Take Two with Phineas and Ferb: Tommy Wiseau

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Isabella: Ladies and Gentlemen, Tommy Wiseau Phineas: it’s great to have you tommy! Tommy: Ohai Phineas!

Phineas: so Tommy, how are you? Tommy: fine. So anyway, how’s your sex life? Phineas: ….aren’t I a little young to have one?

Tommy: yes. Yes you are. Phineas: ..…okay. So Tommy, do you have any fears? Tommy: No. Phineas: come on, you have to be afraid of something

Tommy: what are YOU afraid of? Phineas: I’d rather not tell

Tommy: you’re just a chicken. CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP! Phineas: okay, I’m afraid of *whispers in Tommy’s ear* Tommy: oh I feel ya. Phineas: So what’s your nationality? Tommy: American./ Phineas: …really?

Tommy: yeah. I grew up in New Orleans and lived in France a long time ago. Phineas: I guess that could explain the accent. Tommy: what accent?

Phineas: you know…the one you have Tommy: I don’t have an accent Phineas: come on, you do. Accents are nothing to be ashamed of. Ferb: right. Phineas: so admit it. Tommy: YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, PHINEAS!

Phineas: …good for you. What’s your faveorite animal? Tommy: Cat

Phineas: really? I thought it’d be dogs Tommy :oh, because I said “bai doggy” in my movie?

Phineas: No, it’s just that- Tommy: whatever, let’s move on.

Phineas: uh…maybe now would be a good time to end this. You’re being a bit unreasonable right now.

Tommy: I’m not being unreasonable. I was not. , it's not true! It's bullBEEPI I was not…ohai Ferb. Phineas: …yes, it’s over. Goodnight everybody.

Tommy: bye doggy!

Phineas: …weird.

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