Christmas isn't coming this year



Christmas isn't coming this year is a song from E.L.F

Santa: Every year I bring gifts to children around the world

Bringing tons of joy to every boy and girl

But this year it won't happen at all

Christmas this year must be canceled

Christmas isn't coming this yeeeeear

Nobody will have holiday cheeeer

Christmas ain't happening for now

And I suppose you'd like to know how

(Elf: Uh, Santa, wouldn't that be "why"?)

(Santa: Who are you, the grammar police? I needed a rhyme!)

Christmas isn't coming this year

It's something I've always feared

Christmas isn't coming this year

Christmas isn't coming this year

No pine trees, no glowing lights'

no ornaments, no shopping fights

No reindeer, no presents

Holidays on December 25th, there's an absence

Because Christmas isn't coming this yeeeeeeeeee-eeeeeeeeee-eeeeeeee-aaaaar

Elf: So why isn't It coming this year?

Santa: Because something completely awful has happened to me!

Elf: What could of possibly happened?

Santa: the Naughty and nice lists….have been stolen!

Elf: WHAT? That's horrible!

Santa: Yes. Yes it is! And now you know. On with the song!

Christmas isn't coming this year

Christmas isn't coming this year

I believe I've made it clear

That Christmas isn't coming this year

(music slows down)

I don't know who's been naughty and nice

So I'll just stay in this land of ice

The whole world will miss their gifts

I just hope that they don't shoplift

I won't even bother leaving my home

I won't even give out lumps of coooooooooal

(music speeds back up)

Because Christmas isn't coming this year

Nobody will have holiday cheer

I think that it's completely clear

Christmas isn't coming this !

Santa: (spoken) I'm gonna shed a single tear

(Song ends)