The Halenzort song

"The Halenzort song" is a song from an unnamed episode

Lyrics
HEINZ: There's a holiday you've all forgotten

Because of all that corporate rotten

But I'm here to spread the word today

It's a holiday to spend your waaaaaaay

You play baseball with elephants

NORM: And only wear purple pants

HEINZ: You walk along the oceanside

NORM: And you can take a boat ride!

HEINZ: (Spoken) Norm, I can handle this song alone

NORM: Do you want me to send the background dancers back then?

HEINZ: No, they stay. You go

NORM: *walks away sadly* HEINZ: Now where was I... (Sung) You can eat a grilled cheese sandwich

And not only if you are rich

Run away from cows in the streets

And eat only boiled beat

(Spoken) Well, except for the sandwiches,but... you know what I mean

(Sung) Have gazelles pull your schoolbus

VANESSA: And how does this concern us

HEINZ: I'm gonna explain it soon

ROGER: You better, I have to leave at noon

HEINZ: We'll celebrate this glorious day

We'll celebrate it all our way

We'll spread the word about it

And make everyone love it

This day will be grand

And we'll not forget to pay the BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND



BAND: You forgot to pay us