User blog comment:PlantyThePottedPlant/Random Topic Blogging II: Electric Blogaloo/@comment-4037231-20120518230025/@comment-1659929-20120519015106

From the makers of Hungry Hungry Hippos... Comes a movie of survival...

Young dude: Let's face it... I'm gonna just be a homeless hobo..

Old col. Sanders looking dude: You got money... Enough... Enough to buy- Water works..

(dramatic boom)

Narrator: This summer..

Young dude: Jail ?! No ! I just rolled the dice, once !

Cop: You're under arrest !!

Narrator: Will you go to jail ?

Young dude: I LOST EVERYTHING !!

Barbie look-alike girl: You still got me..

Narrator: Or land Boardwalk ?

Young dude: I love you.. Now excuse me while I buy another hotel..

(goes black)

Narrator: Monopoly... The movie...