User blog comment:Kittyfire/Random Topic Blogging!/@comment-1659929-20110920034355

Well when I was kid I'd take a trip

every summer, down to Missasip'

To visit my granny in her ante bellum world.

I'd run barefooted all day long, climbing trees free as a song.

One day I happened catch myself a Platypus.

I stuffed him down in an old shoebox, punched a couple holes in the top and when Sunday came, I snuck him in the church.

I was sittin way back in the very last pew showin him to my good buddy, Ferb,

when that platypus got loose and went totally berserk!

Well what happened next is hard to tell. Some thought it was Heaven others thought it was Hell. But the fact that something was among us was plain to see. As the choir sang "I Surrender All" the platypus ran up Candace's leg Candace leaped to her feet and Yelled "Lord have mercy on me!" IEEEEE !!!

The day the Platypus went berserk, In the First Self-Righteous Church in that sleepy little town of Danville It was a fight for survival, that broke out in revival. They were jumpin pews and shouting Hallelujah!

Well Candace hit the aisles dancin and screamin some thought she had religion others thought she had a demon Candace thought he had a weed eater loose Up her dress She fell to her knees to plead and beg, and that Platypus ran out of her dress unobserved to the other side of the room.

All the way down to the What-ever pew where sat Brother Albert "Cooler than you" Who had been watching all the commotion with safistic glee.

Shoot, you should've seen the look in his eyes when that Platupus jumped Into his pant leg and run straight up He jumped to her feet and said, "Somthing gotta hold on me!" As the Platypus made laps inside his pants He began to cry and then to confess to sins that would make a sailor blush with shame.

Hetold of lies and skipping detention, but the thing that got the most attention is when he talked about his love life then he started naming names!

The day the Platypus went berserk, In the First Self-Righteous Church in that sleepy little town of Danville It was a fight for survival, that broke out in revival. They were jumpin pews and shouting Hallelujah!

Well seven deacons and then the pastor got saved and 25,000 dollars got raised. And 50 volunteered for missions in the Congo on the spot. and even without an invitaion there were at least 500 rededications. And we all got rebaptised whether we needed it or not.

Now you've heard the Bible stories I guess Now you've heard the Bible stories I guess of how He parted the waters for Moses to pass. All the miracles God has brought to this ol' world. But the one I'll remember to my dyin day is how he put that church back on the narrow way with a half crazed Danville Platypus.

The day the Platypus went berserk, In the First Self-Righteous Church in that sleepy little town of Danville It was a fight for survival, that broke out in revival. They were jumpin pews and shouting Hallelujah!

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Ray Steven's mississippi squirrel revival-PnF style !

Phineas is tellin the story FYI