User blog comment:PlantyThePottedPlant/Random Topic Blogging III: Blog Harder/@comment-1659929-20140712070432

I got ranover by two mating horses. Yes, I typed that right.

And you're talking about your head saying one thing and your body doing another.

I knew I needed to climb the fence, but my body decided to run away, but was basically spinning in place.

I guess you can't expect anyone to know what to do when a horse is running and there another horse draped across it.