Phineas & Ferb's Christmas Carol (Transcript)

Credits appear later after the credits we see Ferb, Phineas, & U.K.

Ferb (To Audiance): Welcome to The best Christmas carol adaption ever I'm here to tell the story

Phineas: I am here to listen to the story

U.K.: And I am here for the for the food

Ferb: Mr. Dickens was absent

U.K.: Acording to my reserch he is dead

Ferb: Well, I just wanted to say that

Phineas: How long will this take?

Ferb stares at the angryly

Phineas: You Scare me

Ferb: Anyway, Marley was dead to begin with. In life, Jacob Marley was a partner with Ebenezzer Scrooge.

Phineas: Who?

U.K.: Scrooge. You see I looked it up and

Ferb interups

Ferb: Shut Up! Anyway, you will meet scrooge as he comes around that corner

U.K.: Where?

Ferb: There

Phineas: When?

Ferb: Now

Scrooge played by doof walks down the corner the cast sings"Scrooge" from The muppet Christmas Carol until Scoorge scares them

Scrooge: Humbug!

Scrooge enters 

Bookeepers(played by animal agents &wearing translators): uh............ 12, 34, 56, 78,90

Bob Catchit Played by Jeremy walks up to Scrooge

Bob: Please Mr. Scrooge It is cold in here and the bookeepers would like more coal

Bookeepers: Yeah! our pens have turned to ink-sicles

Scrooge: How would the bookeepers like to be.................... UNEMPLOYED!?

Bookeepers: Heat Wave (They sing) this is my island in the sun)

Bob: I think you convinced them, sir

(TBC)