User blog comment:PlantyThePottedPlant/Random Topic Blogging III: Blog Harder/@comment-1659929-20140927215911/@comment-4121682-20140929193039

The only reason why Michael Bay even makes any money is because of the dim-witted masses who need 'splosions, bright flashies, and stories that don't require any thinking...

It's funny how the masses criticize movies like Star Trek: The Motion Picture and 2001: A Space Odyssey for being slow and atmospheric and yet they praise intelligence-insulting things like...well...Michael Bay movies - with their cardboard-cutout characters, predictable settings, pretentious ideas, and dick-pandering. Same with Stephanie Meyer and vagina-pandering, since I'm at it. Who else of small-mindedness may I offend today? :3