User blog comment:Kittyfire/Random Topic Blogging!/@comment-3006892-20111006193039

Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,

I’ve got a tanning pro-tip for you.

Oompa Loompa, do-ba-da-dee,

If you are wise you’ll listen to me.

Having a tan means you’ve been in the sun,

Not in a room with some paint and a gun.

Why pay a fee when the sun’s light is free?

Look in a mirror. Can’t you see?

You look like a traffic cone.

Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-da,

If you tan wisely, you will go far

You won't draw comparisons to

All the Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-doo.