Da Bestest Valentime's day evar



it waz valentime's day and izabella waz rally depressad. she waz in lurve with fineas since forst grade. butt fineas nevar noteicez her.

izabella went to fineasz house and he waz warking on an inventationrn. "beholrd" he sayed. "the loveaorn 2000! it canz maek pooplez fell in lurve!"

izay waz all liek "OMG YAYZ" then she hit fin wit da machine. now he luvred izzay!

but buford waz liek "i wanna use it1" and hit candice with it and now she lurved biford!

butt then jeremy cam by. bifford waz like "eh, sure". so he made her lurve them both so dey could haz a 3sum!

den linda cam buy and waz all liek "wurt's gion on?" . candice sayed "nothirng"! linda sayed "OMG YO DON'T WANNA BURST1". it wurz so crazy she killed herslef!

evrey1 waz liek "OMG SHE'S DIED!".

but den stazy used her matical powerz to miek things battar!

afterz a gimerous paarty, dey went to slep and had great drams!

parry showed up and finn waz liek "ohai perry!"

den tommy wiseau killed evrey1!

da ends!