Thwart Me Perry

'Thwart Me Perry' is a parody of Carly Rae Jepsen's 'Call Me Maybe'. It is sung by Doofenshmirtz.

Lyrics
♪My parents ditched me at birth

♪Hotdogs have trounched the bratwurst

♪I could'nt jump the high dive

♪But that's just half my pain

♪Girls have left me for whales

♪Even guys with large nails

♪Even my own nemesis

♪Do you even know how that feels?

♪I've been raised by wildcats

♪A balloon was my best friend

♪Forced to wear girl's clothing

♪No, this torture never ended

♪Hey, I just trapped you

♪You listen to me

♪But then you get out

♪And thwart me Perry

♪My life's far from pleasant

♪Pain past and present

♪But you're not helping

♪You thwart me Perry

♪Before you came into my life, I suffered alone

♪I suffered alone

♪I suffered a-alone

♪Before you came into my life, I suffered alone

♪But now I do-on't

♪You thwart me Perry