Phineas and Ferb go to school

Phineas and Ferb were on the bus, Phineas feet swayed back and forth with excitement, Ferb chewed a piece of strawberry gumb nervously, last year he was bullied, he didn't want that to happen again....

"All right kids, have a nice day" smiled Chicago Moe, the bus driver, who was often mistaken for a flea called Chicago Joe, he passed Phineas a piece of gum while hinting that he should leave and go to school.

"Thanks Moe!" gushed Phineas, he put the gum in his pocket, gum was against the rules, Ferb still chewed the gum. Suddenly, they both heard a voice, a cheerful voice.

"Hey guys....Whatch'a doin' ?" said a familier voice. Isabella's ink black hair flew in the wind, Ferb's bubble popped in his face, hidding his red cheeks.

"Wow" the green-haired boy thought to himself "She goes on a trip, stays away from us for about two weeks and...wow......lucky Phineas" he thought.

"Oh...hey Isabella" said Phineas. He shrugged, she looked diffrent, maybe taller, something, not much, she was the same old Isabella as always.

"Sooo.....glad to be back at school? I heared that a new girl is going to join the class....I think she's katie's cousin, y'know, that blonde girl from my troup" smiled Isabella dreamily, looking into Phineas' dark blue eyes.....

"Ferb had the same coloured eyes....but he was Ferb, Ferb was taller...if that's possible" thought Isabella "I hope the new girl makes friends" she added aloud.

They walked into class, finding seats close to eachover, suddenly, a girl who looked just like Katie, except her hair was light brown and in a loose pony tail and she had diffrent clothes, and she had the same dark green eyes. She looked at Phineas.

"Oh...hiya" she smiled shyly, her voice was similer to Katies to "I'm Kitty....well Katrina, but I prefer Kitty....you are?" she smiled nervously.

"Hey.....I'm Phineas....Kitty is a cool name...I guess" Phineas blushed.

"She's so pretty and...sweet" thought Phineas dreamily.

"She's so ugly and...spiteful" thought Isabella furiously.

"This isn't good...." thought Ferb worridly "I need more gum...."

After a lot of lessons, it was lunch, Isabella, Kitty, Phineas and Ferb auditioned for

"Romeo and Juliette" this one had been changed though, it was set at a school, it was in modern english and it had been made more age appropriate, so there were no dirty scenes....there was a kiss though.....In two days they would find out who would play Romeo and Juliette on nigfht one, and then Romeo and Juliette on night two.

Isabella looked at Phineas. "Who do you think will get the part?" she asked, hoping he'd say what she'd always dreamed "We are Romeo and Juliette Isabella..." she imagined. Phineas hesitated for a second...what an odd question.

"I don't know....maybe Ginger and Baljeet, they'd make a good couple...I don't know" he shrugged.

Two days later

Ferb sat nervously, today he'd find out who got what role.....he hoped he got a role...maybe a small one. He looked at Isabella and his heart thumped. He thought of the lyrics to one of his favourite songs, "Sunshine" by the All american Rejects.....

"It's a new day, it's a bright day even when you stand in the dark....It's just that, you've been broken...fifty pieces...(today is gone), I'm the only light that you see,(You need someone) I know all you needed was me...

(Chorus) Everyday we wake if it takes too long, Just tell me something new Forget about the sunshine when it's gone

Another pale moon, shines like high noon, midnight never felt so cold alone...."

The song stopped in his head when he heard the teacher say....

"Ferb and Isabella, you will be Romeo and Juliette on the first night, Phineas and Kitty on the second night.

Ferb winked at Isabella, her mouth dropped even more, if that was possible.

"Priceless" He thought, he then felt kind of bad, so decided to show her that he was only joking. He gave her a tiny smile, she smiled back , knowingly

"That Ferb...such a joker" she thought. Phineas was smiling dreamily at Kitty, she giggled a little...

"This means war!" thought Isabella coldly, her eye almost twitched with rage.

Kitty and Phineas sit in the lunch hall and share lunch together, Isabella almost kills Kitty. Isabella's hands curl into clenched fists, she is about to stomp over, but tgen Ferb grabs her by the shoulder.

"....Don't Isabella....your better than that" says Ferb.

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"How would you know if you'd do different if a girl you loved went of with a different boy?" Isabella snapped. Ferb shook his head.

"I do understand......Vanessa has a boyfriend...he's called Jonny" Ferb frowned.

"Oh gosh Ferb...im sorry" she says softly. He nods at her and smiles a teeny bit, he squeezes her arm.

"Lets get some lunch" smiles Isabella, grabbing his hand, Ferb blushes.

Later, ferb takes Isabella to his home to practise for "Romeo and Juliette", Phineas went to Kitty's house to practise with her.

"Romeo..were are you Romeo?" says Isabella, with a nervous edge to her voice.

"Shh...the others will hear me...i'm here, in this trash can" says Ferb quietly. The practise was going well......

"So...Phineas" said Kitty "You think practise is going well?" she asks.

"Yeah" he smiles.

Kitty's Mum walked into the room.

"Hey kids...would you like a snack...i made cookies" she smiles.

"Thanks Mom!" Kitty gushes, giving her a hug.

Meanwhile, at the study class after school...

Baljeet chewed the end of his pen thoughtfully

"If the theory states-" but, before he could finish, Ginger had pulled him by the collar.

"Baljeet!" she hissed "In this relationship, were honest....did you speak to that wendy girl who you kissed you last christmas?" she asked.

Baljeet looked at her, she was very proective, and she was a little bossy, but he thought she was pretty and nice as well, it was a dilema.

"Yes Ginger...but, not about that kind of thing, i asked her to pass the salt in the lunch hall....nothing else...I promise" he said with a weak smile.

"Oh Baljeet, I KNEW that the rumours weren't true!" she gushed, hugging him. He blushed, she giggled and pinched his cheek.

Adyson rolle her eyes and turned to Django.

"Ew...how can thy be like that in front of everyone?" she whispered to him. He raised his eyebrows.

"Your not one to talk Ady, besides, I bet you wouldn't mind if I was like that to you in public!" Django chuckled quietly "Besides, they don't notice anyone else!", he gave her a grin and squeezed her arm. She mock punched his shoulder.

The next day..."No No No No!!!" said Travis a new kid. "Out of all the people to get thrown into a fan made story it has to be me!!! Well I guess I could make new friends here and.............wait a minute this is Phineas and Ferb's story!!! Yes I'm in a great cartoonic school!!! I'll have to get Izzy to add to this story too so I'll be suprised when someone talks to me. I can only controll me!!!"

he said out loud. Everyone looking at him. "Oh no I broke fourth wall." Travis said. "Time for cover" he whispered. Travis then goes all crazy and dumb which he does so people will think he's dumber than he actally is a secret agent who saves the day from evil all the time!

Izzy looked up from her notepad and smiled at Travis...he wasn't the only one who had broken the fourth wall on their first day, she was starting to fit in more, even though she was the standing out type, she had moved to america, and started a normal school, a non-private school, quite the opposite of the private girls school she used to go to in eastbourne, england.

She sat next to Travis because he was alone.

The next day.

Phineas looked at the usauly empty seat next to him, to see a boy wearing a fake moustache and realy big sunglasses.

"Hi...im Phineas" said Phineas, he was curious to discover who the heck this boy was.

"Oh..I know that, I watch you on t.v...sorry..I broke the fourth wall...again" said Travis, stroking his fake moustache.

"It's ok..whats with the fake moustache?" asked Phineas, raising his eyebrow.

Travis thought to himself "I can't reveal my Identity....."

"Umm, it was ALL the rage at my old school....everypne had one...even the teachers" he said quickly....maybe too quickly.

"Interesting..." said Phineas, he wondered what kind of crazy school that was.

Ferb turned around, he saw a thirteen year old girl, she was making a weird sound.

"EEEEEEEEEP" she said, Ferb smiled nervously and gave her the thumbs up sighn.

"OMG, OMG, OMG Ferb did the sighn!!!!!!" she shrieked jumping up and down, Ferb watched the girl curiously as pencils fell out her pockets, as well as some folded paper, he picked it up and looked at the pictures.

"Theese are good" Ferb said "your from england...aren't you?" he added. The girl nodded a big smile spread across her face, she pulled up her glasses, her brown eyes sparkled.

"You are so cute Ferb" she gasped, giving him a hug, Ferb, after the hug, gave her a friendly wink and went back to his book.

" At my my old school I didn't have to wear a disguise as people weren't that smart there but in this cartoonic dimension." said Travis. Everyone looked at him again. Travis then makes crazy noises again and runs off.After SchoolTravis walks to a tree and takes off his fake moustache and sunglasses and puts on a new pair of sunglasses. Then presses a button on a tree revealing a secret room going down to his lair. "Good morning Secret Agent Travis! The Evil Big Lance is trying to destroy your new school! Get out there and stop him!!!" says Major Monogram Travis and Perry's boss. Travis then runs off to complete his mission. At Big Lance's new cartoonic house Travis crashed in though the roof! Travis then gets trapped into cage. "Ahh Secret Agent Travis I will destroy your school using my school destroyer maching 8000!!!" Travis gets out his laser gun and uses it it to melt the bars. Travis then kicks Big Lance in the face and destroys his machine. "Bye you idiot!" says Travis. Travis jumps out of the buiding into the street walking neer Phineas and Ferb's house. "I wonder if Phineas will let me stay at his house. I need somewhere to stay." says Travis. Travis walks to Phineas and Ferb's door.

Phineas opened the door, it was that kid.

"Hey" said Phineas "Wanna come in...oh there you are Perry" Phineas smiled as Perry waddled over.

"I..er, FOUND him Phineas, and..here he is" Travis said, hoping Phineas would believe him.

"Cool...I see you got rid of the moustache?" said Phineas. Travis nodded.

"Erm...yes...can i possibly stay with you?" said Travis. Phineas nodded.

"This girl is staying with us too...and entertaining us with songs....she is a good singer, I think you know her, she's called Isabelle....or something like that anyway" shrugged Phineas.

"Who's this Isabelle...is she an undercover spy?" thought Travis, he walked into the kitchen to see Izzy.

Izzy Smiled "Hey Travis...isn't this cool????" she drank some soda.....she put the soda can down, and put her pinkie finger in her ear...

"EEsh bay, ip slaaaay?" said Travis, which was spy talk for "Are you a spy?". Izzy nodded at him.

"Who wants pie?" said linda. After eating pie, Izzy, Ferb, Phineas, Perry and travis went into the back yard.

"Travis...it's baking out here..whats with the spy hat?" said phineas.

"Fashion statement" Shrugged Travis. Isabella opened the garden gate.

"Hey Phineas...Whatcha' doin?" she smiled. Izzy roleld her eyes.

"Ick..." thought Izzy "This is just too embarasing to watch" She looked at them.

"I normaly wind this bit onwards..." said Izzy aloud, she covered her mouth.

"Izzy...I am the one who brakes the fourth wall" said Travis.. Izzy nodded

Isabella stared a them..." Who are they???" she thought. Travis stares at Isabella dreamily.

"Isabella's so cute" Travis thought to himself. He then walks up to Isabella and says "H-Hi Isabella. Travis' watch starts beeping and types something in it replying to a message his boss sent him. Travis then takes off the hat and again says hello to Isabella.

"Hey Phineas Do you know what time it is?" he asked.

"Is the time differant in this cartoon?" I've really got to stop breaking the fourth wall" said Travis.

"Slarg hie hopla kan aslama minta estblarg!" said Izzy quietly to Travis in spy talk, wich means "I'l take care of theese guys, you kick bad-guy butt!"

Isabella wondred where that cute Travis kid went.....she sighed, great she was stuck with Ferb-Mad Izzy McNaughton...

Phineas was sitting next to her as she drew a fake tatoo on his shoulder of Perry, Ferb already had one on his cheek, it was a skull.

"So...Isabelle" said Isabella, knowing that it angered Izzy alot. Izzy closed her eyes and took a deep breath.

"Don't call me that Isabella..." Izzy Sighed. Ferb raised his eye brows at Isabella.

"Your just jelous because the school decided that Izzy was Juliette becaus in the script she's older than Romeo.." said Ferb, standing up for Izzy, he liked her, she was nice.

Travis saw Big Lance.

"So we meet again secret agent Travis?" cackled Big Lance, as he pressed a big button "NOw to destroy Phineas and Ferb..FOREVER!, with the help of doctor D!" he cackled again. Dr.D rised up from the ground.

"YOUR TRAPPED" cackled Dr.D, Travis was njow inside a cage..but where did he leave his lucky lock picker.

Suddenly, Izzy kicked open the door.

"Hey Guys....I have a gift for you..EAT ROPE!" she smiled, using her tie-up-evil-people gun. They were tied up, she gave Travis his lucky lock picker.

"I'l untie Perry, you stop the machine and kick some butt!" she smiled and ran too Perry. Travis did a back flipp and turned of the machine, he beat up the bad guys and grabbed Izzy's arm, Perry was on her head.

"Now to go back to Phineas and Ferb!" said Travis "And the cute Isabella!" Travis thought to himslef. They jumped out the window and returned to Phineas and Ferb's yard. Hey everyone! Another message he had from his watch. Travis tomorrow come to your lair after school. Travis replied to his message but only Isabella saw him reply. He again asked what time it was to Phineas.

Meanwhile.

Gretchen bit her bottom lip, Irving was comming over tonight, tonight and yet she STILL had no idea what to wear.....she put on a blue top with a red skirt, it was bright, but it was better than grey.

The door bell rang and she opened the door, Irving smiled at her, holding his scrap book.

"Ooh! you bought your scrap book, how wonderful Irving!" she beamed, they went into her back yard to read it, because the weather was so nice.

Irving turned the page of the scrap book, as gently as he could. He heard a russle in the bushes, Gretchen was scared an grabed his hand.

"W-who's there?" said Irving, stuttering a little. Izzy jumped out of the bush.

"Irving...so this is is your wonderful scrap nook" she said smoothly, walking over agile as a cat.

"No offense but..what do you want?" asked Irving.

"GIMME THE DARN HAIR!" Izzy shouted with a big smile on her face. Irving knew that she wanted Ferb's hair.

"I'l trade it for Phineas' sock!" said Izzy, producig a sock from her bag, Phineas didn't want it because it had a hole in it.

"Hmmm...ok" said Irving, giving Izzy the hair, she slipped it in her pocket, joy seeping into a smile across her face.

"Glad to do buisness with you Irving...my work here is done" smiled Izzy, moonwalking up a tree, like Ferb does, then she jumped out of Gretchen's yard.

"Who was that?" asked Gretchen, curiosly.

"Izzy McNaughton, only the biggest Ferb fan in every dimension!" said Irving, with a content smile on his face and Phineas' sock in his hand.At school... "Now remember class we have a big test tomorrow. It's going to have everything we have learned here in 6th grade. This test will be a big part of your report card so try your best!" said the teacher Ms. Jones. "I'm gonna ace this quiz!!!" said Travis happily.After SchoolTravis then again put on his sunglasses but this he goes to his lair by a secret tunnel underground. "Secret Agent Travis we don't know what Big Lance is doing but whatever he's doing you need to put stop to it!" says Major Monogram. At Big Lance's Travis crashes though his door. Big Lance then grabs Travis' chip off his ear that lets him know all the 6th grade stuff! "Ha! Without your chip you'll fail the quiz and everyone will make fun of you!" evilly says Big Lance. "No not my chip!!!" says Travis worried. Big Lance smashes the chip and laughs evilly. "You monster!" says Travis very sadly. He gets out of Big Lance's house and walks to Phineas's house.