User blog comment:PlantyThePottedPlant/Random Topic Blogging II: Electric Blogaloo/@comment-1659929-20120129191942

He never tells me that he's sick of this house He never says why don't you get off that couch? He dont cost me nothin when he wants to go out I want you to love me like my Platypus

He never says I need a new attitude Him and my sister ain't always in a feud When I leave the seat up he don't think that it's rude I want you to love me like my Platypus does Baby

When I come home, I want you to just go crazy He never looks at me like he might hate me I want you to love me like my Platypus

He never acts like he don't care for my friends He never asks me where in the **l have you been? He dont play dead when I wanna pet him

I want you to love me like my platypus does honey

He never says 'I wish you made more money' He always thinks that pull my finger is funny I want you to love me like my Platypus

He dont get mad at me and throw a major fit When I say his sister is a b***h!

I want you to love me like my Platypus does baby When I come home, I want you to just go crazy He never looks at me like he might hate me I want you to love me like my Patypus

I want you to love me like my Platypus does Baby

(GRGRGRGrG)

-poorly re-write of "Like my doeg does" by Billy Currington