User blog comment:PlantyThePottedPlant/Random Topic Blogging II: Electric Blogaloo/@comment-1659929-20120116044609

Ferb's parody of "Juanita and the kids"

Vanessa And The Kids by Ferb Fletcher

I got a letter from the IRS

Inviting me to be their guest at an audit

They were conducting just for me

They said, "No need to worry, probably nothing wrong.

Just bring your wife and children along.

We just need to clear up a small technicality."

Now the only problem with an audit is

My wife Vanessa and our fourteen kids

Friends, you cannot believe the refunds they have been worth

But it was years ago that I got this idea

And I bought Vanessa in the mail from D.E.Inc

She's an inflatable doll, but she came with a certificate of birth!

I was a single guy without any deductions

So I claimed Vanessa, and what a reduction!

I received with her as my spouse on the taxes I pay

That worked so well that every year after that

I recorded a birth when I paid my tax

Each kid certified by Cabbage Patch, USA

(Chorus)

Oh, Vanessa (Vanessa) My inflatable señorita

The IRS wants to take you and the children away(Away-yay-yay-yay)

You and Jackala and Tammy, Lonnie and Bert, Tarah, Charo, Michael, and Kurt, Jan and Dean, Erline, Louise, Barbara, and Little Ferby (Little Ferby)

So I dressed Vanessa like the perfect mother

Loaded the kids in a wagon

And when we walked into that audit those people nearly flipped their lids! Heh heh heh!

I said, "Vanessa might lay around and never cook

And the children don't clean their rooms and never crack a book

But hey, they ain't much different from my brother's wife and kids! Uh huh!"

(Phineas holds a inflated Isabella doll, a raggedy Ann, and 2 raggedy Andy dolls. Gives a thumbs up)

"And I got Social Security cards here for every one My wife, my daughters, and all of my sons All officially issued by the government of the USA"

"So before you callme down to muster Somebody here better think twice, buster! Do you really wanna be the one to accuse the government of making a big mistake? Huh?"

(Chorus) Oh, Vanessa (Vanessa) My CO2 señorita

The IRS wants to take you and the children away(Away-yay-yay-yay)

You and Jackala and Tammy, Lonnie and Bert, Tarah, Charo, Michael, and Kurt, Jan and Dean, Erline, Louise, Barbara, and Little Ferby (Little Ferby)

That agent sat there, his mouth agape

Thinking over that government mistake

And how his civil service and mayor career could be at its end

And then he reached for a stamp that read, "Approved"

And said, "Hope the kids do better next year in school!

And why don't you and the Missus drop by and say hello now and then! Heh heh heh!"

(Chorus) Oh, Vanessa (Vanessa)

He he he!

My inflatable señorita

Looks like you and the kids all get to stay(Stay-yay-yay-yay)

He he he!

(Spoken)

What's that, honey? You say you need to get home quick?

You say you started to feel a little sick?

And you think you might once again be pregnant?

Ha ha ha ha!

What's that? You think it might be triplets this time?

Ho ho ho ho, Vanessa, you are a wonder

Ha ha ha!

Do what? Why, of course we can support your father !

Heh heh heh!

I even think his moving expenses are deductible!

He he he!

Does he still live in that high rise ?

(song ends)

Vanessa: Ferb ? What the-

Ferb: Oh.. Uh.. Hi.. Vanessa I didnt see ya.. Uh, standing there.. >_>

Vanessa:....... (walks out of room).. Bye Ferb...