Phineas Likes Pancakes

Phineas and Ferb build a random-inator, and they turn into cat-sitters, who are prone to sitting upside down on the couch. The mission hits them again and they are attacked by super-human-mutant-hamster-bots, who eventually turn Ferb into a waffle. Phineas gets offended and throws Waffle Ferb into the sewer, were a platypus agent waites there to eat him. Then, Phineas realizes its a full moon and turns into a werewolf who is only dangerous to pancakes and bacon (Werewolf Phineas and Vampire Ferb). Then Doof builds a SUPER-SONIC-RANDOM-INATOR! It hits the random-inator and makes it a SUPER-DUPER-TROOPER-DOUBLE-FULLY-AWESOMER-RANDOM-ER-INATOR! It hits Phineas Werewolf and causes him to start breakdancing, then he falls into quicksand and eats a waffle. The waffle is actually Ferb, who he spits out onto the floor, and then Ferb turns into a whole bunch of random green hairs, and the hairs start breakdancing, but then a tornado picks them up and they land in Patchkinland and meet the Isabella Good Witch (Wizard of Odd). Then, a giant zebra falls from the sky, and pulls out a sword and chops everyone into hairs who start breakdancing, and then, Candace picks up the hairs, puts them into soup, and drinks it in 5 seconds. Stacy gets offended and is all like "THIS FRIENDSHIP IS OVER!" then Candace is like "WHAT? KLIMPALOON WAS A BETTER FRIEND THEN YOU EVER WERE! Candace then switches brains with Stacy, and then Stacy turns into a cactus and is planted into a pot, and forced into Baljeet's yard. ThenBuford comes and is all like "YOU WANNA WRESTLE?" Then Baljeet punches him in the nose and Buford gets a permanent injury and must buy a new nose from Irving. Irving doesn't give him one, and then pulls out a sword and chops Buford into a bunch of hairs, and the hairs start break dancing! Then, the curtains close, and every single character that was ever in Phineas and Ferb came and did a big, break dancing finale! BUT OUT OF NOWHERE, LORD VOLDEMORT COMES AND SHOUTS "HADAVA KADAVRA!" DA DA DA!