Time and Time and Time Again

Chapter 1
Phineas awoke to the sound of his alarm clock beeping. He rubbed the tired out of his eyes and climbed out of bed. A few feet away from him was his brother Ferb. Ferb was snoring as he hugged his pillow. I don't blame the poor guy, thought Phineas. ''He had a rough time the other night. I'll let him sleep.''

Aw, what a good brother. Phineas smirked. Bobbi had a tendency to poke her nose into his mind. Everytime he complained she replied that his mind was so interesting. Of course, that's what she says about everyone's mind.

''Thanks. Where are--?'' Phineas jumped and let out a little scream as he saw Bobbi sitting right in front of him. "You know I hate it when you do that."

"Yeah, and I hate that I have to track down my psycho ex-boyfriend every night to save the world from mass and senseless murders but you don't see me complaining about it every other day, now do you?" Her New Jersey accent made her question seem more sarcastic and sassy than intended. "Sorry I snapped at you like that, but it just--" She sighed. "Every night I get closer and closer but it's the same thing every time! Stupid ba-- bat. That's what I was gonna say. Bat."

"No, I get it," Phineas said. He knew she didn't mean to be crabby. Besides the aforementioned statement, she also doesn't sleep (which isn't her fault, it's just something vampires don't do).

Ferb moaned. Phineas turned around and saw his brother groggily climb out of bed.

"Hey bro," Phineas said. "You okay?" Ferb nodded hesitantly. He held his head is his hands. "I get it. I'm sure if I was half-alien and had consumed four cups of coffee the other night, I'd feel that way too."

"Hi guys." At the doorway stood Ferb's twin sister Jessie. Like Ferb, she was not feeling too good.

"Hi roomie," said Bobbi. "I'm just glad you woke up before Thursday. Do you guys want some breakfast?" Without waiting for an answer, Bobbi started to head down the stairs. Phineas followed, his sister and brother ambling behnd him. When he arrived at the kitchen, he didn't see Bobbi.

"Bobbi? Where are you?" he asked no one. He was answered with a knock on the door. At the door stood Bobbi, holding a small rabbit. Phineas rolled his eyes as he said, "Come in."

"It was a simple question," she said as she entered.

"Yes, well that implies... never mind." Phineas walked to the kitchen and pulled out a box of Fruity Rainbow Flakes. "Ferb? Jessie? How ya guys doin'?" A soft moan was his response. "Well, I don't blame 'em."

"Yeah, I feel bad for them. I've seen... things you're not old enough to know, and I know that that is more insane." Bobbi bit down on the rabbits neck.

To be continued...