I'm Not A Stalker

I’m Not A Stalker is a song from the The Adventures of Irving and Friends Special How it All Began: The Musical

Lyrics
Man: Are you a stalker or something?

Irving: Grrr…

Why does everyone say that?

It’s getting old

Do these people

Think they’re so bold?

I’m not a Stalker! I am not

So what If I know

P & F built a robot?

Just because I put cameras

I’ll over their home

And I’m there wherever they roam

Doesn’t mean I stalk!

Sure I know everything

Their hopes, Dreams, and dental records

And who won

Whenever they play checkers

But I’m not a stalker!

Of course I know every song they’ve sung

Don’t go, I’m not done!

I’m…not a stalker!

Man:…Whatever.