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Dorito’s Feat (2010)



Directed by: Ferb F. Fletcher

Featuring: Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Heinz Doofenshmirtz stops running to speak to the audience.

"How do you do. Oh, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Doofenshmirtz. Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz. I am a genius mastermind by trade."

He explains how he is going to get revenge on a certain pointy teenager today.

“Teenagus idioticus pointyus….I intend to pursue, capture, and destroy this teenager. It's as simple as that."

(Randomness scene!)

Phineas is peacefully asleep in his house, in a crib, sucking his thumb! A picture on the wall shows Perry as a platypup. Still half asleep, Phineas raises himself he rest of the way out by his tail. He joins Heinz in a picnic and dunks a donut in Doof’s coffee.

“Hey, what's the catch, Doof? Have’nt seen you in a while.”

“What’s the catch? You are!” says Heinz, and he scoops Phineas up in his picnic blanket and brings him to his Lazerinator.

"No, no, please," says Phineas. "Don't burn me with that lazer. I'm allergic to red light.”

Inside the lazer chamber, Phineas screams, "You're torturin’ me!" and makes pain-filled noises. Heinz knows he is faking, and looks Phineas in the eye as he finishes making his noises of agony.

Seeing that Heinz means him harm, Phineas turns the situation into a comedy skit.

"Daddy! You're finally back! We thought you'd left mommy forever!”

Heinz pushes Phin away, rejecting his "son."

"Boo hoo. Oh, boo the hoo. I've been rejected by my ‘realest’ father."

Heinz is scheming Phineas’s capture, talking aloud as he reclines on a rock. "I must dream of a brilliant master strategy." Phineas is reclining on the other side of the same rock, and helps Heinz plot his (Phin’s) own capture.

Heinz: "What if I lured him into a rock crusher?"

Phineas: "Too complicated."

Heinz: "What if I built a Burmese tiger trap?"

Phineas: "Too much detail!"

Doof devises a plan involving a dynamite-filled tool box.

"That would hurt!" screams Phineas, confronting Doof. As soon as Heinz realizes who he's talking to, Phineas plants a big cartoony kiss on him, with his hands forming a heart. Then he runs back into his house.

Heinz tries several standard ploys to capture and get revenge on Phin: aiming a (common cartoon humor) rifle at Phin as Phineas turns the barrel around, pulling the pin out of a hand grenade and waiting too long as it blows up in his face, etc. Heinz is defeated.

"Allow me to introduce myself. I am a nice gentleman. My name is mud."

"Well, like the Doof says, 'Never take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive.'" Phineas says after Heinz collapses.

THE END!