User blog:FossilsDaDaDa/Ask Jessie

Introduction
Me: *Tapping the Fourth-Wall-Breach-Inator*...Is this thing working? *Into machine* Hello?

Pinkie Pie: HI!

Me: Gahah! Uh...*Turns dial* Anyone there?

Zim: Who dares disturb the great and mighty Zim??!!

Me: Okay, you're not who I need e-

Gir: Who are you talking to master? Is it a llama?!

Me: *Turns dial again, getting irritatied* Are you who I'm looking for?

Voice on other end: AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!

Me: o_o...*Turns dial one last time* Please be who I'm looking for.

Jessie: Foss?

Me: Yes it's you!!!!

Jessie: Wha?

Me: N-never mind. Anyway, it's time for the new blog.

Jessie: ...What new blog?

Me: ...The blog where users can transfer questions through the fourth wall for you to answer?

Jessie: Oh yeahhhh....

Me: *At the audience* Yeah, you all know the drill: Put questions in comments, I update them weekly. A few people already have left some, so this thing can get started. Enjoy!

Jessie: Who are you talking to?

Me: The people who are asking you the questions.

Jessie: ....Those things? Why am I recieving questinons from comic monkeys?!

Me: ...Those are people. Real life people.

Jessie: ...That's what you look like when you're not a cartoon?

Me: -_-

Question 1
PastelWings asked:

"Why haven't you bothered to cut your hair? XP"



CAUTION: THESE ARE ALL VREY QUICK SKETCHES THAT LOOK LIKE CRUD. THEY WERE ONLY MADE TO ANSWER THE QUESTIONS.

Question 2
StacyFan asked:

"what's it like being an alien?"



Yes, that is Isabella's bow.

Question 3
Isabella Fanatic asked:

"Do you like Buford?"



Oh gosh, she's worse than her brother -/_-

Question 4
MovieReviews98 asked:

"What's your favorite movie?"



She didn't even need to think twice.

Yeah, thanks to a...certain member of her family, she has an affinity for British humor.

More coming soon (Hopefully)