Rodney Rules



Rodney Rules is a song from Irving and Albert's Bogus Adventure

Lyrics
Rodney: One there was a lonely silence, and not a spec of hope in sight

And every tiny bubble burst, on it's journey to the light

But the spark of creation will flicker again

Its a brand new era, about to begin

Now I've been cuptured and beat, and left out with some feet

Luck has been passing us by

With this potion in hand, we've been givin' the chance

Its time to rule for once

Come join me and seize this opportunity

Alter your destiny

We'll drink this potoin, to gain some motion, and rule this whole land

Slaves: Rodney Rules, the whole world now

Rodney Rules, don't have a cow

We owe it all to him

Rodney: Some girls, some pearls

One world to rule

Its a vision i've known

Your the slaves I've cloned

Its some magic right in your old hands

With the power of smarts, there will be no more farts

We can rule over the promised land

Slaves: Our promise is Rod

He'll be our guiding light

Such an outstandin dude

King of the crop

Lord of the kids

The prince of the states

Rodney Rules, the whole world now

Rodney Rules, don't have a cow

We owe it all to him

King of the crop

Lord of the kids

The prince of the states...

Irving: the prince of the staaaaaates!

Rodney: Who is this?!

Background information
This is to the tune of of "Intelligence" from the obscure Danish film "Help! I'm a fish!"