The New Django/Coltrane Knows What It Is

These are two episodes on Carl's Pop Song Reviews. Coltrane reviews "Tonight" by Django and "Black and Yellow" by Coltrane. The first song is VERY inappropriate and Coltrane's song insults the entire wiki.

Memorable Quotes in "The New Django"
Carl: We've got a bad one tonight...

Carl: I think this song was INSPIRED by Buford.

(the beat to "Tonight" plays)

(the beat to "I Know You Want Me" plays)

Django: I know you want me, I made it obvious that I want it too...

Buford: I know you want me, you know I want ya...

Carl: People like Django shouldn't be singing stuff like this. Django is supposed to be THIS! (shows a picture of Fossy drawing a picture). Not THIS! (shows a picture of a shirtless muscular Ferb with Ferb fangirls crowded around him)

Carl: After listening to this song, I think we are all pretty much (bleep)ed.

Django: But tonight I'm (bleep) you...

Fadhil: Can we change the station?

(episode ends)

Memorable Quotes in "Coltrane Knows What It Is"
Coltrane: Yeah, uh-huh-huh, you know what it is...

Carl: ...I do?

Coltrane: Yeah, uh-huh-huh, you know what it is, black and yellow black and yellow black and yellow black and yellow...

Carl: No, I DON'T know what it is. And I don't know who you are, or what's black and yellow supposed to mean.

Carl: (talking about Coltrane's song) I guess this song is about this guy's car, which is black and yellow, I guess. (realizes something) Wait a minute...

(a scene where Irving is smashing a black and yellow car pops up. Suddenly, the car transforms into the yellow Autobot)

Carl: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Carl: This guy is singing about the Phineas and Ferb Fanon Wiki, which is all of a sudden black and yellow for some reason. But this wiki isn't something that people sing about.

Carl: I'm going to talk to someone who thinks this wiki is terrible. Now, who should I call? (takes out phonebook) The Regurgitator? I've never heard of this guy, but it's worth a shot. (dials Gurgy's number)

Gurgy: Hello?

Carl: Hi, Gurgy. I just want to hear your opinion on the Phineas and Ferb fanon wiki.

Gurgy: Well, it's (bleep) than I thought! Too many people hate me, and she hates Albert and Irving!

Carl: Well, it's her opinion, so you'll have to respect that.

Gurgy: NEVER! And he ruined my life! (starts badmouthing a bunch of users)

Carl: Um...

Gurgy: And these Stacy shipping wars! I am sick of them! Some weirdos even paired her up with YOU!

Carl: Well, Gurgy, the Stacy part isn't that bad, but...

Gurgy: (badmouths a bunch of other people)

Carl: Okay, I am going to hang up now.

Gurgy: (still badmouthing people)

Carl: (hangs up)

Gurgy: And another thi---hello?

Carl: Gee...that was harsh.

Coltrane: (sings inappropriate lyrics in the song about girls, cars, and money)

Carl: This doesn't have a (bleep) thing to do with the wiki, does it?

Coltrane: And women love me cause I'm messing with their best friends...

Carl: What? Why would your girl be happy if your messing with her best--, oh, I get it. That's what she's into, eh? I guess she wants some extra company, some girl-on-girl time. Heck yeah, you lucky son of a...

Coltrane: Not a lesbian...

Carl:....Well, that's... awkward. And it comes off as mildly defensive, like "Dude, my girl's hot! She doesn't have deadly diseases!"

Carl: I don't think the admins appreciate this money/cars/girls anthem dedicated to them.

Coltrane: And my car look unapproachable...

Carl: ...........

Coltrane: And my car look unapproachable...

Carl: What's he gonna rhyme with that? Poachable? Coachable? No, he's either gonna rhyme it with itself or come up with some horrible forced rhyme that doesn't work. So let's here it......Come on.....Rhyme this (bleep)!

Coltrane: And my car look unapproachable, super clean but its super mean, (sings inappropriate lyrics, but they aren't even CLOSE to rhyming)

Carl: (clapping angrily) Bravo, sir, bravo! Not a SINGLE line from that came CLOSE to rhyming. I didn't even count that as a choice. Abandon the rhyme scheme completely. Bravo, sir! This guy has less flow than clogged toilets.

Trivia

 * Django and Coltrane songs were REALLY bad.
 * The creator doesn't know what it is.
 * Carl hates the Transformers movies.
 * That whole Gurgy and Carl conversation WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO INSULT GURGY AT ALL!
 * The part with Gurgy ranting about the creator references their many fights about Albert and Irving.
 * There are Stacy shipping wars, since she is paired up with about four different guys.
 * Coltrane's line about "Stacy loving him because he is flirting with Candace" references a very bad shipping that people love: Candacy.
 * Coltrane's song had nothing to do with the wiki whatsoever.
 * The creator's brother liked "Black and Yellow". Clearly, there is something wrong with him.
 * Carl thinks Django's song was inspired by Buford.