User blog comment:HiBy25/My Parody Band!/@comment-1647442-20091211003723

but serriously, how about, He's a semi-lazonic hairy contracter of action!

He's a hard hat wearing person, who'll never flinch from a fray-iay-iay

He's got more than just mad skill! He's got a jackhammer and a bill.

and the women swoon whenever they here him say...yo

He's harry, harry the contracter