Jules and the Beast

A story by Isabella Fanatic, starring Jules Kensington as Belle and parodying Beauty and the Beast. I do NOT own Beauty and the Beast or any of the characters in it.

Cast
Isabella Fanatic as Narrator/Director

Juliana "Jules" Kensington as Belle

Ferb Fletcher as Beast

Baljeet Rai as Gaston

Lawrence Fletcher as Maurice

Buford Van Stomm as Lefou

Candace Flynn as Cogsworth

Phineas Flynn as Lumiere

Isabella Garcia-Shapiro as Mrs. Potts

Suzy Johnson as Chip

Story
IzzyFan: Once upon a time, in a faraway land, a young prince lived in a shining castly. Although he had everything his heart desired, the prince was spoiled, selfish, and unkind.

Phineas: Wait, wait, wait. I know Ferb, and he's nothing like that!

IzzyFan: Phineas, I'm just reading from the script. Now get into your candle costume and stop arguing. Anyway. But then, one winter's night, an old beggar woman came to the castle and offered him a single rose in return for shelter from the bitter cold. Repulsed by her haggard appearance, the prince sneered at the gift and turned the old woman away, but she warned him not to be deceived by appearances, for beauty is found within. And when he dismissed her again, blah blah blah, beautiful enchantress, blah blah blah, transformed, beast, blah blah blah, magic mirror, rose, bloom til his twenty-first year, love another, last petal falls, doomed, beast, forever. OKAY! *throws script away and sits in director's chair* Alright, people, let's make a MOVIE!

Jules: I'm not singing the song.

IzzyFan: Jules, don't argue with me.

Jules: I don't sing.

IzzyFan: *sighs* Okay, Isabella, stand in for Jules.

Isabella: But I just got the teapot costume on... fine. *unzips teapot costume* Little town, it's a quiet village

Every day, like the one before,

Little town, full of little people

Waking up to say...

All: Bonjour! Bonjour! Bonjour! Bonjour! Bonjour!

Isabella: There goes the baker with his tray like always

The same old bread and rolls to sell

Ev'ry morning just the same

Since the morning that we came

To this poor provincial town....

..............Hello?

IzzyFan: Where's the baker? We need a baker! Someone hand me a chef's hat! *random hand hands her a chef's hat* Thank you. *sighs* This isn't going well... Back to the top of the second verse! Take two!

Isabella: There goes the baker with her tray like always

The same old bread and rolls to sell

Ev'ry morning just the same

Since the morning that we came

To this poor provincial town

IzzyFan: Good morning, Belle!

Isabella: Morning, madame!

IzzyFan: Where are you off to?

Isabella: The bookshop! I just finished the most wonderful story, about a beanstalk and an ogre and...

IzzyFan: That's nice... Marie, the baguettes! Hurry up!!!