User blog comment:PlantyThePottedPlant/Random Topic Blogging II: Electric Blogaloo/@comment-1659929-20120730060254

(Me just sitting around)

Me: I wonde what the longest bridge is ?

(but I'm too lazy to type it in)

Me: I'll just use Siri. (pushes buttons) What is the longest bridge inthe world ?

Siri: I couldn't find any suicide prevention hotlines.

Me: Wait... What ? (reads what it thinks I said)

What Siri thought I said: "I want to jump off a bridge"

Me: (poker face)........(Oh God LOL image here)

(five seconds later)

Me: I must share this with the Internet.

(another 5 seconds)

Me: (poker face) Wait.... I have depression.... They'll think it's real!! This is so awkward..!