Albert Fools Day

Albert Fools Day is the first oneshot in Give Geeks A Chance

Story
It was a nice day at Danvile High School. Stacy and Albert were hanging out near the lockers.

Albert: Hey Stacy.

Stacy: Albert why are you hanging out here, instead of heading right to class?

Albert: I usually do, but i like to be "cool" so I wanna hang out with you,

Stacy: Ok try to be cool again. and 2. Don't you know what today is?

Albert: Friday?

Stacy: It's april fools day! It's not safe to be here!

Albert: You mean national troll day? That doesn't scare me.

Stacy: But you're a nerd, you get pranked all the time, and that's on a normal day!

Albert: Don't worry Stacy, no one pulls pranks me, cuz by now they now there's no point since i never get angry or anything.

Stacy: But what about me? I always get pranked, because of how stupid i am.

Albert: Oh Stacy, you're not stupid! Don't worry, as long as I'm around, no one will prank you!

Stacy: That's very sweet of you, but i just know i'll get pranked.

Albert: It's ok Stace, no one's pranking MY girlfriend!

Stacy: *Giggles*

Then, they were approached by a rather mean looking individual.

Guy: Hey

Stacy: Oh boy.

Albert: What?

Stacy: Albert, this is Matt. He's...one of my Ex boyfreinds.

Albert: First coltrane and chad, now this guy? Do you have like 7 evil exes or something?

Stacy: No of course not! I have WAY more then that! O

Matt: Don't worry, I'm not here to beat up your boyfriend here.

Stacy: Oh...good! But what are you here for?

Matt: I've decided to be the better man here. So I got you a little gift, Stacy.

Stacy: Really? Thanks!

Albert: Hmmm, normally i would be suspicious, but...this guy seems ok

Matt handed Stacy a box.

Stacy: This is so exciting!

Stacy opened the box, not knowing there was no bottom to it, and that Matt was reaching trough the bottom of it oddly fast...

Albert: Wait Stacy, stop!

Then, his fist came up and hit her in the face. (Note: The author does not condone abuse to woman, especially stacy.)

Matt: April Fools!

Albert: You son of a-No, I'm not wasting my emotions on you.

Matt: Dude, i just punched your girlfriend. Do something about it!

Albert: I know better then to get angry over a real life troll.

Matt: Whatever. If you aren't gonna react to that, I'm out.

Albert then went over to help Stacy up.

Albert: Are you ok, Stacy?

Stacy: I...I think. Man, he's such a jerk!

Albert: It's ok. I knew there was a reason you broke up with him. But don't worry, you have me now.

Stacy: Yea...but why didn't you get revenge on that guy?

Albert: I don't get mad at people like that.

Then, Al pulled out a button thing and pressed it.

Meanwhile...

Jingle Singers: Doofenshmirtz evil incorporated!

Doofenshmirtz: And now to activate my new invention, the prank-inator!

But before he could do anything, the inator activated by itself!

Doofenshmirtz: What the-I didn't do that!

Back at school, Albert was still with stacy.

Stacy: You...don't get mad?

Albert: No.

Just then, the prank intor hit Matt

Stacy: What was THAT?

Matt then slipped on a banana peel, and landed in a big ol cream pie.

Kid: Hey look, he got pranked! Let's laugh at him!

Albert: I get even.

Stacy: I don't know how you did that Al...but thanks, *Kisses Albert*

Albert: I love April Fools day.

Trivia
The crack about the 7 evil exes if a referece to Scott Pilgrim Vs The World