The Q&As of Phineas and Ferb (with awesomeness added by OreoBirdie)

(Bird Note: We haven't any questions yet. Leave them in the talk page!)

(Birdie is sleeping on a huge couch in the studio)

Isabella: Hello? Anyone here? Birdie?

(Birdie is still asleep as Isabella walks over and pokes her in the stomach)

Birdie: Ahhhhh! Pancakes! (falls off of couch)

Isabella: (stifling a smile) Glad to see you're here. Has anyone else arrived?

Birdie: Nope. Buford volunteered to bring Baljeet. Apparently they'll be traveling by jet pack. Did you know Buford had a jet pack? I didn't.

Isabella: (shrugs) He had one once when he showed up on top of a mountain. Never saw it again. I did get my Parachuting patch that day, though.

Birdie: Since when do you parachute from a jet pack?

Isabella: I don't want to talk about that part. (shudders) I washed my hands five times when I got home. Then I took a shower. But on the bright side, Buford didn't give Baljeet another wedgie ever again.

Birdie: ......I am going against my curious nature and choosing to ignore that.

(A loud rumbling sound is heard and Buford lands in the studio in a jet pack with Baljeet clinging to the straps on the front)

Buford: Hey, guys.

Baljeet: Hello, you two. Ooo! Pillows! (flings self onto pillows)

Birdie: Cool. (she and Isabella copy him)

(Phineas and Ferb materialize behind everyone in a blue ray of light, nobody notices)

Phineas: Hello!

(everyone jumps)

Isabella: Hi, Phineas! Um....how did you get here so quickly?

Phineas: Atomic translator! It just disassembles your atoms and then reassembles them anywhere you want.

Birdie: I request a turn as soon as we get back to your house.

Phineas: Will do! Oh, I almost forgot. Mom made pie. (pulls a plastic-wrapped pie out) Who wants some?

Buford: Buford wants pie!

Birdie: Me!

Ferb: Delicious.

Isabella: Me too.

Baljeet: Pie? What kind?

Phineas: Dunkelberry.

(everyone takes a piece of pie and sits down on some chairs in a different part of the studio by a big TV)

(Candace, Stacy, and Vanessa walk in)

Stacy: Hey, everyone. This is Vanessa from the volleyball team.

(Ferb turns pink but nobody notices)

Candace: What is going on in here?

Isabella: Q&A. Wanna join? We're having dunkelberry pie.

Candace: Did Phineas and Ferb make it?

Phineas: No, Mom did. Oh, the Q&A? It's Birdie's.

Candace: Well, then. I'm not obligated to bust it, so I guess we're in!

Stacy: Me, too.

Vanessa: Dunkelberry pie? Hey, my dad loves that stuff! It's one of the only interests we share. (under her breath) besides evil...

Stacy: What was that?

Vanessa: (quickly) Nothing.

(five minutes later)

(Candace, Stacy, Vanessa, Birdie, Isabella, Baljeet, Buford, Phineas, and Ferb are all sprawled out on a chair or a beanbag with dunkelberry juice on their faces)

Birdie: That.....was heavenly.

Buford: Best pie Buford ever had.

Irving: Hello!

(everyone jumps)

Birdie: Stop doing that! Wait....who was that? (looks around and sees nobody)

(a rope drops from the ceiling and Irving slides down)

Irving: I heard a certain Q&A was in session and decided to stake out in the rafters I fell asleep and we woke up to the sounds of munching.

(Albert slides down with nunchucks in hand)

Albert: I just followed Irving. What are you doing?

Baljeet: We have just eaten dunkelberry pie.

Irving: Aw, ''man! ''Albert, you were supposed to keep watch!

Albert: Personally, I hate dunkelberry pie.

(silence)

Birdie: Albert, are you human?

Candace: Pretty much sums it up.

Stacy: Word.

Irving: Yep.

Birdie: I'm getting bored waiting for the first question.

(silence)

Phineas: We're watchin'.....and waitin'.....

Isabella: We're on the edge of our seats anticipatin'....

Baljeet: It is looking awful permanent but we know it could go awayyyyy.........