Top of the Prize Heap/Transcript

(Scene opens in the Living Room, where Phineas and Ferb are watching TV)

Phineas: You know, Ferb? We've been doing a lot of work, and We're not all that active. what do You suggest?

Ferb: Well--

TV: Do You work too much, do You want to be more active? do You want to win something worthwhile? try to participate on the game show, Top of the Heap! where You could win a Plenty of Prizes, and a bunch of Bucks! and I don't mean Bucks as in male deers. just come to this Address at the edge of town, not by any Transportation, but go by foot. We'll be waiting! experience may vary.

Phineas: Well, Ferb, I know what We're gonna do today.

Ferb: Well, I was going to say We would draw plans on Our future projects, but Where's Perry?

(Scene to Outside, where Perry is sleeping, but is wincing in Pain, as He puts on His fedora and gets inside a secret passage to the Lair, where We see Major Monogram blowing a dog whistle.)

Major Monogram: Ah, Agent P. (notices Perry still suffering from the whistle.) Ah. Sorry, Agent P. I didn't know Dog whistles would hurt You, but We got word that Doofenshmirtz is letting people come inside one of His businesses, the Abandoned Self Storage. find out what He's doing, and stop Him. Good Luck, Agent P. (Perry leaves, but still suffers from the dog whistle.) Again, Agent P, Sorry.

(Scene changes to the Abandoned Self-Storage Building, where a few people come inside.)

Singers: Doofenshmirtz Abandoned Self-Storage!