Doofenshmirtz Activity Task Force

''This is the first in a series of fan fiction stories written for the Tri-State Gazette newsletter. Every day, Agent P receives his missions from Major Monogram. But how does Major Monogram get his intelligence on what Dr. Doofenshmirtz is up to? Answer: the Doofenshmirtz Activity Task Force.''

Report 1
Task force to Major Monogram. Task force to Major Monogram. Come in, Major Monogram.

Monogram to task force. Report.

We were at the Super Food Stuff Mart earlier today and spotted Dr. Doofenshmirtz at the checkout line. He had five shopping carts, filled with tinfoil. We checked the shelves. All the tinfoil is gone.

That's strange. I wonder what he's up to.

It gets worse. We checked other stores. Eighty per cent of the nation's tinfoil has been bought, and all by Heinz Doofenshmirtz.

Great googly moogly! That can't be good. I'll get our best agent right on it. Monogram out. Now where did I put that communicator for Agent P...?