User blog comment:Kittyfire/Random Topic Blogging!/@comment-3006892-20111110054049

This came to me while I was listening to Classic Disney music with P n' F on the brain. If you don't know what song it's parodying, YOU FAIL AT LIFE! Okay, I'm kidding, but seriously, you should know this song.

Oh, and Nan and goth, this was what I was talking about.

Enjoy:

Alt Doof:

I know that your powers of retention

Are as bad as the muffins you bake

But thick as you are, pay attention

You’ll find there’s much evil at stake

It's clear from your alloyed expressions

Your circuits are not on upstairs

But we're talking gnomes and successions

Even ‘’you’’ can't be caught unawares

So prepare for a chance of a lifetime

Be prepared for sensational news

A villainous era

Is tiptoeing nearer

Norm:

This plan sounds all goofy...

Alt. Doof:

Just listen to Doofy

I know it sounds jaded

But you'll be upgraded

When at last I am given my dues

And not one citizen is left spared

Be prepaaaaaaaaaaared!

Norm: Yeah, be prepared.

Yeah-heh... we'll be prepared, heh....For what?

Alt. Doof:

For the resignation of the mayor!

Norm:

Why? Was he caught picking his nose?

Alt. Doof:

No, fool, we're going to turn him into a cyborg. And Perry the Playpus too.

Norm:

Great idea! Who needs a guy to determine the laws and ensure the prosperity of the city? No mayor! No mayor! La--la-la--la-laa-laa!

Alt. Doof:

Idiots! There will ‘’be’’ a mayor!

Norm:

Hey, but you said, uh...

Alt. Doof: ‘’I’’ will be mayor! Stick with me, and you’ll never need tune-ups again!

Norm: Yaay! All right! Long live the Doof!

Normbot army:

Long live the Doof! Long live the Doof!

[‘’Army of Normbots march past’’]

Normbot army:

It's great that we'll soon be perfected

By a ruler who's cruel and abhorred.

Alt. Doof:

Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected

To maim people when I am bored

The future is littered with chaos

I’ll switch signs and steal each left shoe

I shall release monkeys at play-offs

‘’And no one will tell me not to!’’’

So prepare for the coup of the century

Be prepared for the most unjust rule

Nefarious planning

Atrocity spanning

Decades of denial

Is simply why I

Shall rule undisputed

Respected, saluted

And seen for the genius I am

Yes, my wits and ambitions are bared

Be prepared!

All:

Yes, our wits and ambitions are bared

Be prepared!