User blog comment:PlantyThePottedPlant/Random Topic Blogging II: Electric Blogaloo/@comment-1659929-20120307040106

(Me randomly searching Fanfiction)

Me:I thinkll read a Canderemy one...

(searches)

Me: Hmm.. This one seems good... (reads summary) love triangle ? Well considering I have my own I'll read it.

(started reading)

Me: Ok... Weird but... Ok...

(keeps reading)

Me: Oh. WOW... That's.... Disturbing...

(reads another paragraph)

Me: (Spits water all over phone) *cough cough* Oh for the love of Perry ! I thought I was twisted ! My love triangle seems like a walk in the park ! Oh dear Platypus I'm scarred again for the second time today !

And the lesson in this kids is don't read a T rated Candace love triangle after being scarred for life earlier.