Phineas & Ferb's Big Score/Transcript

Act I
(Scene starts at the Flynn-Fletcher backyard, Phineas, Ferb, Baljeet, Adam, Irving & Buford have found some ski masks)

Phineas:These may come in handy.

Adam: Indeed.

(Isabella enters the backyard)

Isabella: Hi, Phineas! Whatcha doin'?

Phineas: Hey, Isabella! We're planning to rob a bank!

Isabella: OK, that sounds-ROB A BANK?! Isn't that, like, against the law?

Phineas: No, Isabella, not just any other bank, I'm talking about the L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. bank located in downtown Danville. Irving has the blueprints of the map, and we're gonna break in loud & obvious way, like most bank robbers!

(Candace opens the window)

Candace: Oh, you guys are SO busted!

Phineas: You can't bust us for a robbery!

Candace: Yeah, I can! I'm a member of Danville PD!

(She closes the window)

Phineas: Oh. Hey, where's Perry?

(Perry enters his hideout)

Major Monogram: Good morning, Agent P. Brendan Townsend is planning to foil the heist that your owners have planned on the L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. bank. Please stop him.

Carl: And don't forget to try and make him pay for what he did when most people became Brendans!

Major Monogram: Shut up, Carl!

Act II
(Scene cuts to the Flynn-Fletcher basement, where Phineas, Ferb & Adam are discussing their plan)

Phineas: As you can see, guys, this is going to be the biggest buck you'll ever make in your lives.

Buford: Uh huh.

Adam: With a team like this, it's gotta be no problem. We got Irving & Baljeet on safe. Me & Buford will handle security, and Phineas & Ferb will drive our getaway vehicles.

Baljeet: Just because I'm good at maths, that doesn't mean I get to crack the safe.

Phineas: Calm down, Baljeet. You're just gonna protect Irving while he cracks the safe.

Baljeet: Oh, okay then.

(Scene cuts to Brendan's Evil Inc., where Brendan is working on his mind control gun & helmet. Perry enters)

Brendan: Ah, Perry the Platypus! I'm so happy that you came! Behold, my Mind-Control-Inator! With it, I'm gonna be able to control any person's mind at anytime I want! It also has unlimited range! Watch! (he fires at Perry) Drop your hat! (Perry does so, Brendan deactivates it, Perry puts his fedora back on) See? It works perfectly!

Act III
(Scene cuts to the garage, where there are 2 taxis shown. Everyone is dressed in suits.)

Phineas: I'll drive.

Ferb: Me too.

(Phineas, Baljeet & Adam get into one taxi, Ferb, Buford & Irving get into the other taxi. They drive out of the garage into downtown.)

Phineas: OK, listen up. The six of us - we're about to become accomplinces in a major crime. I gotta be able to trust you with my life, my liberty, my reputation. Same goes the other way.

Adam: A crew will work and ONLY work when there's trust. I don't want anything to be foiled.

(They arrive at the bank.)

Phineas: Well, this is it.

(Adam, Baljeet, Buford & Irving get out of the taxis)

Adam: Phineas, Ferb - you keep driving around the block. (To Baljeet, Buford & Irving) Let's go!

Act IV
(Adam, Baljeet, Buford & Irving put their ski masks on & enter the bank, they aim their weapons, other people in the bank scream)

Adam: Attention everyone, this is your moment! Nobody moves, nobody gets shot! Get on the floor, now! (To Buford) Buford, we'll hold down the fort.

Buford: OK!

Baljeet: Come on, Irving, the vault's downstairs!

(They go through all the security, plant sticky bombs on the safe)

Irving: Take cover!

(the sticky bombs explode, the safe opens, the alarm goes off)

Adam: Aw, crap!

Baljeet: Adam, Buford, the vault's open! Get down there & load up the cash, quick! The cops will be here any minute!

Adam: You heard him, let's go!

(They load up the cash)

Adam: Looks like we're not getting out of here the easy way! Be careful, half the Danville PD incoming!

(Adam & the gang get out of here)

Act V
(Scene cuts to Brendan's Evil Inc., where Brendan sees that Adam & the other members have gotten out. Brendan fires his Mind-Control-Inator at Buford. Adam & the gang is surrounded by Danville PD with Candace present & the SWAT team)

Adam: Damn! Where's Phineas & Ferb?

Phineas: (in a ski mask) We're here! Get in, I've got you covered!

Buford: Screw you guys, I'm taking all this money with me! (snatches all money bags and takes them)

Phineas: Oh no you don't! (He plus Adam & the gang shoot Buford in the leg)

Buford: OW! My leg! (Adam takes all money bags plus Buford's.)

(Scene cuts to Brendan's Evil Inc., where Perry destroys the Mind-Control-Inator & the headset. Buford is now out of control)

Brendan: CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUS!

(Perry escapes)

Adam: Dumb move, Buford! We're leaving you here due to the fact you wanted all of this money. Because of this, your cut is going to Isabella instead.

(Adam & the gang leave Buford, they get into Phineas' car & drive off. Ferb just drives away)

Candace: You're under arrest, Buford! (handcuffs Buford)

Buford: What the heck has gotten into me?

SWAT member: I hate to break this up, Candace, but the other suspects are getting away.

Candace: AFTER THEM!! (They get into the police cars & drive after Phineas' taxi)

Act VI
(Scene cuts to Phineas' taxi, where the gang shoots the police car & SWAT van tires. The cops lose control & crash)

Policeman: Candace...you're fired. (passes out)

Candace: Dang it, I was so CLOSE! Well, at least I arrested one of the suspects!

(Phineas & the gang keep driving, move out of the way of the other police cars. The police cars are then gone.)

Adam: OK, I think we lost them. Phineas?

Phineas: Yes, Adam?

Adam: You & Ferb must get rid of the taxis.

Phineas: What was the point of Ferb's taxi then?

Adam: I don't even know.

(Scene cuts to Flynn-Flecther backyard)

Ferb: I can't believe you pulled this off!

Phineas: Yeah! It was tough, but we did it!

Irving: OK, we better keep our heads down for a while. Say, where's Adam?

Phineas: He's off to Isabella's house to unload Buford's cut.

(Perry comes into the backyard & chatters)

Phineas: Oh, there you are, Perry!

(Scene cuts to the Garcia-Shapiro house. Adam is out of his suit & ski mask. He knocks on the door. Isabella answers the door.)

Isabella: Hey, Adam!

Adam: Hey, Isabella! Here's a gift for your family. (gives her Buford's cut)

Isabella: WOW! That's a lot of money! Thanks!

Adam: Don't mention it!