User blog comment:PlantyThePottedPlant/Random Topic Blogging IV: You Can't Squeeze Cheer From a Cheese Blog/@comment-1659929-20131130001312

My two year old cousin 'Squish' as we call him, was talking about Santa and he turned to me and said "we got to put Tipsey [his dog] outside." I asked him why and he said "because she might bite Santa and he'll make her Elf or Reindeer."

This has been the cutest and funniest thing I have heard him say ever.