Phin-cargot/Transcript

	Phineas: Let's try our Turn Anyone Into Anything machine! 	Phineas: Ready, Ferb? 	Ferb: [nod] 	This should be interesting 	Irving: Interesting? It'll be awesome! 	Hmm...I like THAT idea. 	Really... 	Get out. 	Now I'm hungry. Can you turn Irving into bacon first? =-=	FerbFletcher is now known as CandaceFlynn 	I'm wondering WHAT THIS MACHINE IS!!!!!!!! 	[rock hits machine, setting it to Snail, and fires at Phineas] * GoldyThePlatypus	looks at Phineas as a snail 	I'm suddenly in the mood for escargot 	Isabella: That wasn't supposed to happen, right? 	Ferb: Yes and no. 	...hey... where's Phin? 	Isabella: He's right there. He got turned into a snail. <GoldyThePlatypus>	I don't see him anymore! <GoldyThePlatypus>	Where is he!!! <Settebref>	*As everyone looks to see Phineas, the invention disappears* <GoldyThePlatypus>	He's GONE!!!!!!!!! <CandaceFlynn>	So...... <CandaceFlynn>	My bro's a snail now. * CandaceFlynn	picks Phineas up <CandaceFlynn>	Phineas: Ummm.....Can you PUT me down? <CandaceFlynn>	Phineas: How did you find me anyway? <GoldyThePlatypus>	PHIN! <GoldyThePlatypus>	Well, let's just turn you back and -- where's the machine!? <CandaceFlynn>	Phineas: Not sure. *Thinking: Perry probably got rid of it. I guess it's for the besty. But I can't let anyone else know that I know about....him.* <GoldyThePlatypus>	Well... this could be a problem <CandaceFlynn>	Yes, yes it could. <CandaceFlynn>	Hey. You're a snail, I'm a human. Humans eat snails so I outrank you, Phineas. <CandaceFlynn>	Phineas: >.> <GoldyThePlatypus>	...gimme Phin. I don't trust you :P * CandaceFlynn	gives Phineas to Goldy =-=	CandaceFlynn is now known as PhinTheSnail <PhinTheSnail>	........ <Albert>	Irving: You really wanna give Phin Snail to HIM? <GoldyThePlatypus>	Yes she does, apparently <Albert>	Irving: *Thinking* For someone that attractive, she sure can do some stupid things sometimes. <PhinTheSnail>	Candace: I do NOT. <Albert>	Irving: Whatever <Settebref>	Ferb: We need to rebuild the machine to turn Phineas normal. <Settebref>	Isabella: Yes. Yes we do. <PhinTheSnail>	THEN START!!!!!!!!! <PhinTheSnail>	Sorry if I sounded mean. <Settebref>	[Quirky Worky Song] <Settebref>	Isabella: We're ready. Ready, Phineas? Phineas? Where are you?! * PhinTheSnail	is in a garbage can <PhinTheSnail>	-_-] <PhinTheSnail>	*-_- <PhinTheSnail>	Ok, who's the wise guy that did this? <PhinTheSnail>	I am NOT trash. <Albert>	Irving: Your darn right your not! <PhinTheSnail>	Who <PhinTheSnail>	Is <GoldyThePlatypus>	*the garbage man comes to pick up the trash* <PhinTheSnail>	Responsible for this? <PhinTheSnail>	Oh darn. <PhinTheSnail>	No. Nonononono! Wait! * Albert	shfits his eyes <PhinTheSnail>	I'm not trash! <GoldyThePlatypus>	Garbage man: *singing* Who can take the trash out, stomp it down for you... <GoldyThePlatypus>	THE GARBAGE MAN CAN! <GoldyThePlatypus>	Garbage man: *tilts the garbage can to dump the trash* <GoldyThePlatypus>	HALT!!!!! <GoldyThePlatypus>	Garbage man: huh? <Albert>	Irving: Relinquish that trash! <GoldyThePlatypus>	Uhhhh... *tries to think of a way to explain he needs to save his friend that got turned into a snail without sounding crazy* <PhinTheSnail>	I am NOT trash! <PhinTheSnail>	Isabella: No, no you're not. <GoldyThePlatypus>	Garbage man: But I gotta take this here trash to the dump or I don't get paid <GoldyThePlatypus>	Garbage man: Look, kid... and... platypus... I can't wait around here all day, I've got a life! So I'm just gonna put the trash in the truck and leave, ok? <Albert>	Irving: I highly doubt you have a life <GoldyThePlatypus>	Garbage man: *puts the trash in the truck and gets in the drivers seat* <GoldyThePlatypus>	Garbage man: Dang truck! Start!!!!! <PhinTheSnail>	HEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * GoldyThePlatypus	gets in the back of the truck and looks for PhinTheSnail <GoldyThePlatypus>	Garbage man: *gets the truck to work and drives away* <GoldyThePlatypus>	o_O <GoldyThePlatypus>	Uh oh... <PhinTheSnail>	No no no no.......................This is bad. <PhinTheSnail>	Really bad. <GoldyThePlatypus>	Like, expired milk bad <PhinTheSnail>	Darn...... <PhinTheSnail> *Thinking: I never thought I'd die like this. As a snail. I thought I'd die after ruling the Earth as the King of Summer with Izzy as my Queen. I hope I'm not saying this out loud.* <GoldyThePlatypus> *thinking: I somehow always expected my death to be either this, or the electrtic chair... huh...* <GoldyThePlatypus> OH GOD IT SMELLS IN HERE! <PhinTheSnail> (*electric) <PhinTheSnail> Well..... <PhinTheSnail> I guess I've lived a nice life. I wish it was longer....Like the summer.................... 	* PhinTheSnail sees Goldy <PhinTheSnail> Hey! GOLDY! <GoldyThePlatypus> Phin! There you are! <MooMoo> (Random cow walks up and eats him :P) * PhinTheSnail is dead and eaten.... 	<PhinTheSnail> X_X <Isabella_GS> Where ARE they? <Isabella_GS> Goldy and Phineas should have come back by now! <GoldyThePlatypus> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 * GoldyThePlatypus punches the magic cow causing it to regurgitate Phineas who is still alive <Isabella_GS> Phineas: Thanks Goldy. * Isabella_GS is really getting worried now. * GoldyThePlatypus feels the truck stop <GoldyThePlatypus> ...now's our chance <GoldyThePlatypus> *as the garbage man opens the truck to put in more trash* * GoldyThePlatypus grabs Phineas and jumps onto the garbage man, then jumps off him and runs away <GoldyThePlatypus> FOR NARNIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <GoldyThePlatypus> ...seriously, where are we? <GoldyThePlatypus> I don't recognize this place <Isabella_GS> Phineas: It's weird. For a moment I thought I saw the others........... <Isabella_GS> Phineas: Then.....Nothing. <Isabella_GS> Oh.....Where are they? <GoldyThePlatypus> Hmmm...... this neighborhood looks... a little familiar... Do you recognize that house? <Isabella_GS> Candace: Just relax, Isabella.......I'm sure they're on their way. <Isabella_GS> Phineas: No, no I don't. Should I? 	<GoldyThePlatypus> No, I don't either <GoldyThePlatypus> How about that one? <GoldyThePlatypus> ...I didn't think so 	<GoldyThePlatypus> Let's just try to find how to get back <GoldyThePlatypus> Where are we? <Isabella_GS> Phineas: I....don't know. <Isabella_GS> Phineas: Hello? Is anyone in this weird place? <Phinello>	Phineas: Where is this place? <Albert>	Where is phineas? <Settebref>	Candace: He got turned into a snail and he's - Wait, where's Phineas?! <Albert>	That's what I asked! <Phinello>	Isabella: Suuure. 9_9 	* Albert	hugs Stacy <Phinello>	Isabella: *is really getting worried* <Settebref>	Stacy: [catches fire and explodes] <Phinello>	Ferb: O_O <Phinello>	Ferb: The heck? Albert, what did YOU do? <Albert>	....I didn't do anythign! Well, I hugged her, but that's it! <Phinello>	Isabella: Guys? That wasn't Stacy..... <Albert>	...What? <Albert>	What do you mean that wasn't stacy? <Albert>	Then who was it? <Phinello>	Isabella: I don't know. *is scared now* <Phinello>	Ferb: You do dangerous stuff and you're scared of this? <Phinello>	Candace: Yes, yes she is. * Albert	is also scared <Phinello>	Ferb: Like YOU'RE one to talk, Ms. I'm-Scared-Of-Squirrels-And-A-Toddler. <Settebref>	Lily: Hello? Why is Ferb talking so much? It's so out of character. <Settebref>	Lily: Did I just get involved in this roleplay? <Phinello>	Candace: Ferb talked 9 times in SBtY, FYI. <Settebref>	Lily: Because the episode took place over a 3 day period. :P <Settebref>	*almost a 3 day <Settebref>	Lily: Okay... [walks off screen] <Albert>	Uh....where's the real stacy? <Settebref>	Stacy: Right here. I was with you the whole time. <Phinello>	Isabella: Then who........ 	<Albert>	Oh, there you are stacy <Settebref>	Phineas: I think I see someone's house I remember. <PhinTheSnail>	I wish I knew where this place was. <PhinTheSnail>	And where did Goldy vanish to? * GoldyThePlatypus	somehow ends up at DEI <GoldyThePlatypus>	Hey, I know how to get back from here! * GoldyThePlatypus	returns back to wherever everyone else is <GoldyThePlatypus>	I found Phin!!!! *collapses on the ground and falls asleep*