User blog comment:PlantyThePottedPlant/Random Topic Blogging II: Electric Blogaloo/@comment-1659929-20120309020533/@comment-5151799-20120309230816

You'd only be able to eat a dead horse if it was a fresh-dead horse. I don't think you'd want to eat a dead horse that's been rotting for a few months. Heck, I don't know why you'd want to eat horse period.