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In Oklahoma it

Oklahoma: People who make ugly faces at dogs may be fined and jailed.

Oklahoma: In Schulter, it is illegal for a woman to gamble in the nude, in lingerie, or while wearing a towel. (ewww)

Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another person's hamburger.

Oklahoma: Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.

You can be jailed of u cut ur own hair if you don't have a permit

My home state makes weird laws. I broke like 2