CF-921/Transcript

(Scene opens at the Flynn-Fletcher house, Candace's room.)

Candace:(talking on her phone) I know, right? What's the best thing Jeremy has done so far? I'd like to know, Stacy! (sees her two brothers doing something) OK, no time for that, gotta go bust my brothers and probably fail. (goes out of her room)

Stacy:(on phone) Really?

(Cut to Phineas & Ferb, who are in the backyard, Isabella enters, and so does Candace)

Isabella: Hi, Phineas! (simultaneously with Candace) Whatcha doin'? (at Candace) Hey! That's my line!

Phineas: Oh, hi Isabella! You see, I'm working on something for my sister.

Candace: What are you two up to this time?

Phineas: Oh, hey Candace! We were just working on our latest project, and I suppose you could be the perfect candidate to try it out! It's called the Ultimate-Makeup-Hair-Dress Combiner. It can give you any look you could ever imagine, even Lindana! Wanna give it a try?

Candace: Uh, sure. (goes inside, we hear her screaming, as well as mechanical noises, she comes out outside, dressed like Lindana) What the heck was that? You tried to kill me in here?

Phineas:(nervously) No.

Candace: Yes, you did and I'm telling Mom! (she dials her phone, then stops) Though I gotta say, I actually look hot as Lindana! (continues dialing) MOM!

(Cut to Linda & Lawrence, who are at their antique shop)

Linda: Candace, I'm kind of busy now, can't you just call back later?

Lawrence: Look, why can't she just tell you now?

Linda:(Sighs) Alright, hon, what is it?

Candace:(on phone) Phineas & Ferb have tried to make me look like you when you were a popstar, but it seems like they nearly killed me!

Linda: Candace, are you making this up?

Candace:(on phone) No, I'm serious!

Linda:Sorry, gotta go. (hangs up)

(Cut to the backyard, Candace groans, but then thinks of something)

Candace: Listen, Phineas, Ferb, I'll be right back. (goes into the house)

Phineas: Hey, has anyone seen Perry?

(Cut to the inside of the Flynn-Fletcher house, Candace is out of her Lindana costume)

Candace: (laughs) Suckers!

(Candace then goes inside the freezer)

Candace:They'll never figure out I'm in here!

Narrator: 2000 Years Later...