User blog comment:PlantyThePottedPlant/Random Topic Blogging III: Blog Harder/@comment-1758900-20140323014337

December 24, 9 PM, Eastern Standard Time. From here on in, I shoot without a script. See if anything comes of it, instead of my old sh*t. First shot, Roger, tuning the fender guitar he hasn't played in a year (This won't tune) So we hear. He's just coming back from half a year of withdrawal. (You talkin' to me?) Not at aaaaaaaall. Are you ready? Hold that focus steady! Tell the folks at home what you're doing, Roger.

(I'm writing one great so-)

The phone rings

(Saved.)

We screen. Zoom in on the answering machine.