How The Bitterness of Candace Flynn Should Have Ended

Note: This story is not to be taken seriously and was only written for comical purposes. I am not responsible for any damage to your appreciation to the original story should you sustain any from reading this.

Original story found here.

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[''Scene opens with Phineas and Doofenshmirtz locked in a fist fight, Candace nonchalantly observing. After a bit of child-friendly cartoonish physical violence, Phineas falls to the ground, hurt.'']

Doof: Now...you shall finally be defeated.

[''He grabs Phineas around the throat and begins to choke him. Phineas, desperate, looks up at his sister.'']

Phineas: Can...dace...

[Candace looks down at him, her face slowly becoming less and less cold.]

Phineas: Candace, please!

[''Candace dramatically looks between Phineas and Doof, Phineas and Doof, back and forth, until eventually a look of fury crosses her face. After an unrealistically fast switch from evil to good, she grabs Doof by the shoulders, lifts him completely over her head, and starts walking toward the edge of the balcony they're fighting on.'']

Doof: Wait, how is it that you are doing this? I'm, like, twice your size and at least three times your weight!

[''Ignoring him, she throws him clear of the edge. He falls, screaming, then hits the ground with a nasty thud. Candace stands there, snorting dust like an angry rhinoceros. Phineas walks over, looking unamused.'']

Phineas: Congratulations, Candace, you just terminated the most essential part of this story's plot an entire book ahead of schedule. I hope you're happy.

[Pause]

Candace: I just saved your life. A simple thank you will suffice.

End

[''After the credits roll, we see Obi-Wan Kanobi, Yoda, and Anakin Skywalker hanging out in their "Force Ghost" forms. Anakin shudders like he just had a chill.'']

Obi-Wan: What is it?

Anakin: I just felt...a disturbance...somebody totally just ripped off my best scene in the movie...

[Awkward silence]

Yoda: Had a little to much to drink, I think you have. Fanon Works

How It Should Have Ended

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