15 Ways to Leave A Department Store

{Setting: Melinda, Kezia, Ferb, Irving and Django are at Kezia's house.}

Melinda: Well, this sucks.

Irving: Yeah.

Kezia: Irving, why are you even at my house?

Irving: Weeeelllll…

Melinda: (Raises hand instantly) OOH! He's stalking Ferb.

Irving: Am not!

Ferb: He is.

Irving: I HAVE NOT!

Ferb: This morning I woke up with you above me holding a camera.

Irving: Oh, right.

Melinda: What's the title of this thing again?

Django: (looks up) 15 Ways To Leave A Department Store

Melinda: (giggles) M'kay!

Kezia: Then why are we at my house?

Everyone: Hmmm…

Melinda: POOF!!

Next minute they are all at the Danville Department Store.

Phineas: Oh, hey guys!!

Melinda: URGHH.

Phineas: Pfft. (Looks up) 15 Ways to Leave a Department Store?

Melinda: Here's Way #1.

Melinda pushes Phineas outside.

Melinda: Number 1. Get pushed out by Melinda.

Ferb crosses the words: "Ways to Leave a Department Store ~ Number 1" off of his checklist.

Kezia: Yay! Now only 14 more to go!

Phineas walks back in, covered in stamps.

Phineas: Not one word.

Melinda: Why are you stampy?

Phineas: Mailtruck.

Melinda: Ahhhh…