Brain Drain (What if)

This is what would happen if Phineas, Ferb, Isabella, Buford and Baljeet played Street Fighter 4.

Candace comes into the door to see her two brothers pale and in bed. "Aw, you guys really are sick." she said. "Well, you know us," said Phineas, remaining his optimistic self. "Nothing can keep us down." Candace's eyes lit up. "That means your totally incapacitated." she said. "Now I'm free to do whatever I want, I can work on my Jermy scrapbook, or work on Jeremy the board game, or spy on Jermey at the mall, this is going to be the best sick day ever... for me!" Candace shut the door behind her. "Best sick day ever huh?" said Phineas. "Ferb, I know what were gonna, cough, cough, cough. Alright Ferb, implement our sick day video game back up system, ready local area network." Ferb hit a button on a remote and a giant screen scrolled down form the ceiling. Isabella appeared on the screen, just as pale as the boys. "Whatcha' doin', ACHOO!" she said. "You to huh?" says Phineas. "Where's everyone else?" said Isabella. Buford and Baljeet appeared on the screen as well, Baljeet also seemed whiter, but Buford was his usual color. "Here we are." they said. Phineas, Ferb, Isabella, and Baljeet engaged in a frenzy of coughs and sneezes. "Everyone's sick in bed today, huh?' said Phineas. "Nah, I'm just lazy." said Buford. "Cool... I think." said Phineas. "Hey where's Perry." Buford looked under his covers, for Perry.

(Fast forward)

Phineas and the gang were ready with there controllers, and there fighters selected ready to play there favorite game, Street Fighter 4. "Okay gang, who wants to go first?" asked Phineas. Everyone raised there hands. "I want to, me, me!" they all said. "Let's let the computer decide." said Phineas. "Zangief vs. Chun-Li!" said the announcer. "I'm fightin' a girl?" said the arrogant Buford. "this'll be easy." "Oooo!" Isabella growled. The fighters were in position, the announcer yelled "Fight!" Buford's fighter, the muscular Zangief charged at Chun-Li, controlled by Isabella. Chun-Li jump over him, and struck a well balanced stance. Zangief charged again, and grabbed Chun-Li and tossed her behind him. The arrogant wrestler stood there with a big grin. Chun-Li leaped back up and hit Zangief with hundreds of swift kicks and Zangief was down for the count. Chun-Li smiled, and jumped, triumphant "Chun-Li wins!' yells the announcer. "In your face Buford." said Isabella. She breathed hard through her nose.

(Fast forward)

"Alright gang." said Phineas. "Let's see who's next." "Dhalsim vs. Ken!" shouted the announcer. "Oh, great." said Baljeet. "It is not like Ferb isn't a internationally ranked video gaming wizard or anything." Ferb sat there with a trophy beside him with the words "World Champion". Ferb sniffled. The fighter took there stances. "Fight!" yelled the announcer. Ken dashed at Dhalsim, but Dhalsim punched him, and stood there dazed. Dhalsim breathed fire at Ken, and Ken was down. "Dhalsim wins!" said the announcer. "Ferb, did you let me win to save my fragile nerdy ego." said Baljeet. "Oh, I'd never do that." said Ferb, reading a book, while his controller was beside him, being pecked by a toy bird.

(I'll be right back)