User blog comment:Kittyfire/Random Topic Blogging!/@comment-3006892-20110919002350/@comment-1821137-20110919195456

Love those... There's also the one where a man is about to get killed in prison, so they told him "You can say one sentence. If it's true, we shoot you, but if it's false, we'll hang you."

He said, "Hang me."