User blog comment:PlantyThePottedPlant/Random Topic Blogging III: Blog Harder/@comment-1758900-20140321222527

I saw Muppets Most Wanted last night, so here are some major-minor (They are major things, but a lot of them can be inferred from trailers) spoilers


 * It was great
 * It's the Muppets.... again
 * Dominic Badguy is actually a bad guy. Never saw that coming.
 * He's number two. Constantine is number one. (Dominic can't believe he's working for an amphibian)
 * Kermit learns how important he is. It's sorta like Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie. Except, you know, it's good
 * He's booked a solid week in Poopenbergen (This movie's Fart Shoes joke)
 * Kermit gets sent to the Gulag, leading to the most times you've heard that word in your life.
 * Life ain't bad in The Big House. No, froggy, no.
 * My mom normally hates Tina Fey, but she enjoyed her in this.
 * Constantine sings an awesome song to Miss Piggy
 * Did I mention how this whole impersonation scheme is all part of a scheme to get the Crown Jewels. That's pretty important.
 * Thank you, Kermit. No more questions.
 * Constantine proposes to Piggy, which should tip her off that this isn't her Kermie.
 * And it kinda does, which leads to a surprisingly great song with Celine Dion. AND IT HAS BOUNCING BABY FIGS. (An injoke from a Muppet forum I go on)
 * Walter and Fozzie discover Constantine's true identity (Animal knew all along), and he attempts to kill them. He fails when the three make a daring escape.
 * So, anyways, back to Nadya (Fey) and Kermit. So, Nadya has always had this crush on Kermit, and it's only really ever mentioned twice. She forces Kermit to organize the gulag's annual revue. (It's either that or a riot.) And so Kermit does, and blahblahblah.
 * Walter, Fozzie, and Animal show up in the middle of Workin' in the Coal Mine.
 * So, they get to the wedding in time to stop it, and Piggy's ring is a bomb, and Chekhov's gun, and blahblahblah
 * Together Again
 * The Macarena and Moves Like Jagger are in there too. As well as a Boyz II Men song and I Hope I Get It from A Chorus Line.
 * Stay through the credits or don't. There are gags at the beginning and near the end, but none of them are particularly great