The Worst Song I've Ever Heard!/Macadamia Nuts!

Candace reviews "Hippie Rap" and "Macadamia Nuts" with Stacy, since Jenny's still looking for the Mindspores.

The Worst Song I've Ever Heard!
Candace: I don't want to review this song.

Stacy: Oh come on Candace. You HAVE to.

Candace: Ugh...Fine. Here's (beep) Hippie Rap.

("Hippie Rap" plays)

Candace: This is the WORST...The absolute worst! Wh--Who--What--WHY? Just WHY?! Why the (BEEP) did Jenny agree to sing this piece of (beep) song?

Stacy: It's not THAT bad--

Candace: NOT THAT BAD?! It has a HORRIBLE STRUCTURE, a NONEXISTANT BEAT, and THERE IS NO (BEEP) POINT TO FOLLOW! She starts off by singing about herself, which was CLEARLY what she (beep) WANTED to do, then starts to sing about her (beep) friends and family? WHAT?! I'm sorry but this song is so boring I must REVIEW it in song.

(Candace inhales)

Candace: Well....

It's useless and boring and that's why I'm snoring!

It's ill-written and makes me cry!

It's dumber than dirt and hearing it hurts

My eyes and my ears and my soul!

I wish a huge whale would crush it with its tail

And then maybe swallow it whole!

(song ends)

Candace: This song is (BEEP)!

Macadamia Nuts!
Candace: Let me just say I (beep) love this next song. Just LOVE it!

Stacy: Me too.

Candace: So play it, chica!

Stacy:...I'm Japanese Candace, not Spanish.

(plays the song)

Candace: It's awesome...It's catchy...And it's just what you'd expect from a song on "Animaniacs". One thing did always creep me out though...That weird laugh sequence. It just sounds...I dunno.

(Jenny bursts through the door)

Jenny: I found and destroyed all the Mind Spores.

Stacy: Good.

Candace: Now Zorro's plan will be foiled for sure.

Jenny: Yep.

Trivia

 * The second song Candace reviews is from "Animaniacs".


 * Candace's "song revi" of "Hippie Rap" is a spoof of Yakko Warner's "Nations of the World".