User blog comment:PlantyThePottedPlant/Random Topic Blogging III: Blog Harder/@comment-1659929-20141227004216/@comment-1647442-20141227050153

here's the plan: elaborate heist.

in the middle of the night, you and an elite team to be determined will break into your aunt's workplace and discretely switch the computers

she'll get your slow but functional new computer

you get her fast computer that will run what you need to

no one will ever know