User blog comment:PlantyThePottedPlant/Random Topic Blogging III: Blog Harder/@comment-1659929-20140816005417/@comment-1659929-20140818052657

I asked my (older) half-cousin to get me a virgin piña colada, and she did. I didn't realize til' 5 drinks later (her ordering them each time) that they had alcohol. So I guess the lesson is don't ask a drunk person to order for you.

But I had the best time swimming. And I don't even know how to swim.