User blog comment:AgentGoldfish/New Random Blog for Followers!!!!!1/@comment-1692491-20091228191319

Emylee: Thanks, babe. I needed that.

Daxter: Well, that's just great. Now Monk-girl's probably wondering where I am.

Me: Oh, really, "Orange Lightning"?

Daxter: ..... OK, so maybe I stretched the truth on that one. Nothing she needs to know!

Number 6: Oh really? (Pulls out all-purpose cell and changes it into a monk contacter) Hey, Seem? Just figured you needed to know (steals a glance at Daxter, who's steaming mad) that Orange Lightning ain't a hero. He's just a plain old Ottsel named Daxter. Jak's the hero. (Hangs up and grins wickedly at Daxter)

Daxter: Hey, that's not fair! I want a lawyer!

Me: Great, first pants, now a lawyer, geez, aren't you the needy Ottsel?