Party in the Tri-State Area/Stacy's Party

These are two episodes in "Carl's Pop Song Reviews". Carl reviews "Party in the USA" by Suzy Johnson/Miley Cyrus and "Tik Tok" by Stacy Hirano/Kesha. He hates both of them.

Memorable Quotes in Party in the Tri State Area
Suzy: And the Jay-Z song is on!

Carl: Jay-Z, huh? Let's try and imagine what JAY-Z song little SUZY JOHNSON is listening to...

(images fill with Jay-Z songs filled with cursing)

Carl: And speaking of Britney Spears, wasn't there this other nice girl who started out on the Disney Channel and made the transition into inappropriately sexual teen pop? Yeah...take a good look at your future, Suzy, and think really hard. Is that how you want your life to be?

Memorable Quotes in Stacy's Party
Stacy: Wake up in the morning feeling like P.Diddy

Carl: (snorts) Excuse me, what?

Stacy: Wake up in the morning feeling like P.Diddy

Carl: So you feel totally forgotten and that no one's cared about you for the past five years? What we've all been through, dearie.

Stacy: I'm talking pedicures on our toes, toes, trying on all our clothes, clothes.

Carl: (in a sarcastic Valley Girl accent) Like totally, for sure. (in his regular voice) Okay, why is she putting on this silly Valley Girl accent? Are we still doing that?

A random 80's singer: (says something in a Valley Girl accent)

Carl: And I thought Francis Monogram and Heinz Doofenshmirtz were out of date pretending to be Valley Girls IN THE EARLY 90s. Apparently, Stacy thinks this is some kind of hip thing in 2009. (something disturbing came to mind) Oh, no, that's awful. That's terrible! There's one thing from the 80's that didn't need to come back.

Stacy: I'm talking pedicures on our toes, toes

Candace: (in a Valley Girl accent) And I'd like to get my toenails done, and the lady, like, goes...

Stacy: Trying on all our clothes, clothes

Candace: (in a Valley Girl accent) I just love going into, like, clothing stores...

Stacy: Boys blowing up our phones, phones...

Candace: (in a Valley Girl accent) Like, omigod!

Phineas and Ferb: Valley Girl!

Carl: Hey, can we back up the song a bit?

Stacy: And now the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger, but we kick them to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger

Carl: (sarcastically) Hey, Al, did you see those girls over there? They've got "swagger"!

Carl: (pretending to be Albert) They've got swagger, huh. Well, Carl, I'm always looking for a girl with "swagger". Let's hope we're ugly, mishaped, and frog-like enough for her!

Trivia
The creator DOES NOT hate Stacy or Candace, but she hates Albert.