User blog:J. Severe/Still on the Presses, Just Gimme a Minute: JS Takes on a Christmas Story

Ah, it's been awhile since I've last made a blog. It's good to be back.

Anyway, the following is a press release from J. Severe, presented here unedited for the purposes of news reporting. The following is courtesy of J. Severe, and all errors, if any, are because of me, for I am J. Severe myself!



JS TAKES ON CHRISTMAS STORIES, BEGINNING ON A BRAND-NEW STORY A SEQUEL TO THE POPULAR HALLOWEEN FAVORITE WITH A HOLIDAY TWIST

Somewhere, U.S.A., December 4, 2011 - Some guy who lives in his mother's basement has announced that he will begin development on Some Christmas Story, a sequel to Some Halloween Story, shortly after this blog is posted. The tale will focus on events that happen after the aforementioned, during holiday vacation for Phineas Flynn, Ferb Fletcher, original character Joel Severe (see picture; on the right), and the other children of Danville.

In typical Phineas and Ferb fashion, the two stepbrothers want to make the most out of their days off from school. To do so, they decide to create the world's biggest Christmas tree. Meanwhile, on a trip to the Googolplex Mall, Joel develops a crush on an unnamed girl (see picture; on the left) he meets there, who has a sassy, independent attitude. After an unsuccessful introduction, the girl offers to teach him how to charm a lady. A later falling out between the two leaves to Joel trying to settle the conflict between them.

The two plots intertwine when Candace Flynn is convinced that Santa Claus is not real after something she reads on the internet. The group of kids then go on a great journey to the North Pole to find proof that he is, when they stumble upon the plan of the evil Nega-Santa, an anorexic, evil, and malevolent man who dwells on the South Pole, the opposite of his jolly counterpart, who seeks to destroy the holiday. The gang then must team up with Santa and save the world, while Joel prepares to go back to his hometown as his exchange program begins to come to a close.

Like most other Christmas specials, the story will include musical numbers, 8 to be exact, which include an opening number, a love song, a song that lasts an entire chapter, a villain song that serves as a duet between Santa and Nega-Santa, and a finale.

With comedy, music, fourth-wall destruction, and heartwarmingness, Some Christmas Story will be the perfect fan fiction story for you to enjoy this holiday season when you have nothing better to do with your life.

Poll:

What should the unnamed girl be named? Sheila Nicky Neither Both Have a better idea? Say it in the comments if you think you're so smart!