Take Two With Phineas and Ferb: Lazlow

I know what we're gonna do

Join us for the interview

Have a seat 'cause it's Take Two

'with Phineas and Ferb!

Candace: Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a talk show!

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Isabella: Ladies and Gentlemen, Lazlow Jones!


 * Audience Applauds*

Lazlow: Thank you!

Phineas: Welcome to the show, Lazarus!

Lazlow: It's Lazlow.

Phineas: Sorry, your name just sounded similar to Lazarus.

Lazlow: It's OK, a lot of people call me that, anyway. So, what's up?

Phineas: Not much. But we are fans of your work in the GTA games!

Lazlow: Of course, everyone loves my work, except for GTA IV & V. I hated doing those talk shows, and so did the GTA fans. Say, aren't you a little young to be playing the GTA games?

Phineas: Yes, yes we are.

Lazlow: Alright. Have you heard of the Lazlow Show?

Phineas: No, I haven't. But I'll be sure to check it out in the future!

Ferb: How long have you been working for Rockstar Games, anyway? On GTA games, that is?

Lazlow: I've been working on Grand Theft Auto since 2001, when we made Grand Theft Auto III. I'm telling you, it's great working over at R*!

Phineas: I loved playing the GTA games & listening to you. My sister, Candace, likes to turn on Chatterbox or V-Rock just to hear you.

Lazlow: Is she a Grand Theft Auto fan?

Phineas: You bet!

Ferb: I've also heard that you had Reed Tucker occasionally voicing himself on some talk shows.

Lazlow: That's right!

Ferb: I always thought that Reed Tucker was fictional.

Lazlow: Nope, he's real. OK, enough of that. I would love to play this recording of Chatterbox FM when I worked on Grand Theft Auto III in 2001. (pulls out a CD player, puts in the Chatterbox CD & selects "C.R.A.P. caller")

Lazlow: Chatterbox, hello, you're on the air.

Protestor: Uh, yeah. I'd like to talk about these damn people on trains & buses in this city, who yammer on & on into the cellphones, I'm really glad we get to hear about what you're having for dinner. What we should do is hurl them up and put them on an island. I am the president of the group called "Citizens Raging Against Phones".

Lazlow: Crap?

Protestor: Exactly!

Lazlow: Your organization is called "C.R.A.P.". What kind of a moron are you?