...and im the ho transcript



This is the transcript for ... and im the ho

characters: Phineas Flynn

Ferb Fletcher

Isabella Garcia-Shapiro

Buford Van Stom

Baljeet Tijinder

Irving Du Bois

Ballpit Kid

Candace Flynn

2 Guyz in the Parque

Stacey Hirano

Linda Flynn

Perry the Platypus

Gretchen

Transcript
The episode begins with Phineas and Ferb sitting on the couch and watching TV. Phineas and Ferb are watching a music video with 2 Guyz in the Parque

Street Performer 1: Aye whaddup we rappin doe I smack that as on that hoe

Street Perfomer 2:  Squrriels in yo pants try a big ass dick I like pulling dat fly ass shit.

Phineas: Dude Ferb thats so cool

It shows the TV and 2 Guyz in the Parque are looking at girls twerk and slapping their butts.

Phineas: Remember when Candace was twerking that ass. I know what were gonna...

Ferb: Already on it (Ferb is holding a screwdriver and a built time machine is next to Ferb)

Phineas: lets go!!!!!!!!!

Before they get in the time machine, the music video for cut that bitch off can be seen on the televison. Phineas and Ferb travel through time and arrive in the episode Comet Kermillian.

2 Guyz in the Parque: step right over and watch me put it down

Candace: squrriels! squrriels!

2 Guyz in the Parque: step right over and watch me put it S to the I to the M to the P

Ferb: look at Candace twerk that thing.

Phineas:lets start a gang Ferb. We'll gather some friends and hoes and have ******* blast!

Phineas and Ferb return to the present

Ferb: but first lets slap some ***

Candace and Stacey are standing in the living room. Phineas sneaks up behind her and slaps her butt.

Candace:huh? what the?

Candace turns around and around trying to see who slapping her butt. Phineas high fives Ferb and slaps Staceys butt.

Stacey: huh?

Stacey does the same thing as Candace. The scene switches to Linda standing outside. Phineas and Ferb sneak up behind her and each slap one of her buttcheeks. Linda does not turn around to see who slapped her butt.

Linda: ohahaha Lawrence!

The scene switches to Isabella lifting up Perrys tail, and slapping his butt.

Isabella: This is quite fun!

She slaps Perrys butt a few more times. Phineas and Ferb walk up to her.

Isabella: watcha doin?

A montage is shown of Phineas and Ferb slapping girls and womens butts around town. At one point, Phineas slaps Gretch ens b utt.

Phineas: Isabella were gonna have like a fun little gang thing and I was wondering, you wanna be the hoe. It will be our gang, and your the hoe.

Isabella: ...and im the ho.

Phineas: yep.

Isabella gets a very excited look on her face.

Isabella (in her mind): yes! this will help me get closer to Phineas for sure!

Phineas, Ferb, and Isabella change clothes before walking to Baljeets house. Ferb rings the doorbell.

Baljeet: (opens the door) hello guys.

Ferb: you want to be in our gang, Baljeet.

Baljeet: (yelling) BUFORD GET DOWN HERE WERE IN PHINEAS GANG!

Buford; be right there!

Irving runs up to them and sniffs Phineas' hair.

Irving: Of course ill do this with you Phineas baby.

Phineas:um...k

The scene switches to Ballpit Kid sitting in the park and watching a boy throw a fisbree, while a dog runs to catch it.

Ballpit Kid: o yeah doggie yeah you catch dat fisbree get dat fisbree all up in dat mouth and carry it over to dat guy  *******  **** *** ****