Road to Rhode Island/Transcript

Act VII
Phineas: You know, Adam, we wanted to thank you for making this trip amazing! Adam: Don't mention it, Phineas. I'm really glad you both enjoyed that. However, someone made this trip super amazing!

Phineas: Really? Who?

Adam: You, Phineas, you've made this trip amazing and we're the ones to thank you.

Isabella: You're the best hero, Phineas. And I think you're really a handsome hero.

Phineas: Thanks, Isabella. I'm glad that you both enjoyed it. And I suppose there have been some moments that were, dare I say fun?

(Song: Trip to Rhode Island)

Adam, Phineas and Isabella: ♪ We're off on the trip to Rhode Island ♪

♪ We're having the time of our lives ♪

Isabella: Take it, Adam.

Adam: ♪ We're  quite a pair of partners, just like Thelma and Louise. 'Cept you're not six feet tall... ♪

Phineas: ♪ Yes, and your hands don't reach your knees. ♪

Adam: Give it time.

Adam, Phineas and Isabella: ♪ We're off on the trip to Rhode Island ♪

♪ We're certainly going in style ♪

Adam: ♪ I'm with an intellectuals who does sex on a train la''': ♪ How dare you! At least I don't leave urine stains on all the household plants ♪

Adam: Oh, pee jokes.

Adam, Phineas and Isabella: ♪ We've travelled a bit and we've found ♪

♪ Like a masochist in Newport, we're Rhode Island bound ♪

Adam: Crazy travel conditions, huh?

Phineas: First class and no class.

Adam: Whoa, careful with that joke guys, it's an antique.

Adam, Phineas and Isabella: ♪ We're off on the trip to Rhode Island ♪

♪ We're not gonna stop 'till we're there ♪

Adam: Maybe for a drink.

Adam: ♪ Whatever dangers we may face, we'll never fear or cry ♪

Isabella: ♪ That's right, until we're syndicated, Disney will never let us die. Please?

Adam, Phineas and Isabella: ♪ We're off on the trip to Rhode Island ♪

♪ The home of that old campus swing ♪

Phineas: ♪ We may pick up some college girls and picnic on the grass ♪

Isabella: ♪ Uhuhm, we'd tell you more, but we would have something in our pants ♪

Adam: Yikes!

Adam, Phineas and Isabella: ♪ We certainly do get around. ♪

♪ Like a bunch of renegade pilgrims ♪

♪ Who are thrown out of Plymouth Colony. ♪

♪ We're Rhode Island bound. ♪

♪ Or like a group of college freshmen ♪

♪ who were rejected by Harvard and forced to go to Brown. ♪

♪ We're Rhode Island bound... ♪

(End Song.)

Meg: Phineas, Isabella & Adam is probably taking a nap right now.