How The Bitterness of the Empire Should Have Ended

Note: This story is not to be taken seriously and was only written for comical purposes. I am not responsible for any damage to your appreciation to the original story should you sustain any from reading this.

Original story found here.

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[''Scene opens with a tearful Phineas and Ferb hugging each other. Phineas had just been rescued in the process of taking his own life.'']

Ferb: You scared the blazing daylights out of me, Phineas. Never do that again.

Phineas: I won't. Aw, Ferb, I'm so sorry...

Ferb: I'm not a psychologist, but I know killing yourself is never a good idea... Wait a minute....

[He abruptly lets go of him and looks at him with a combination of confusion and annoyance]

Ferb: If you have depression, then how come you didn't kill yourself when I died?

Phineas: I, uh...was to busy planning revenge in Heinz!

Ferb: Well, then, by that logic you would be plotting revenge on whoever bombed Jeffville at the moment instead of standing out here with intentions on self-destruction!

Phineas: Well...

Ferb: You're killing yourself over a city you don't even live in but didn't over your own brother? Are you mad?

Phineas: Uh...

[''Phineas doesn't know what to say. He's 100% stumped'']

Ferb: And seriously, since when did you have depression?

Phineas: Uh...I dunno...I was never diagnosed...

[''Completely out of nowhere, a portal to the first dimension opens. Phineas is standing there.'']

First dimension Phineas: Oh, so that's why I'm so darn happy all the time, I'm overdosing on my antidepressants! Thanks third-dimension me!

[''Portal closes. Alternate-dimension Phineas and Ferb stare at where it used to be.'']

Ferb: ...What in the bloody world was that?

End

''After the credits roll, we see first-dimension Phineas sitting in his room, drawing. Ferb and Candace walks in.''

Candace: Phineas, you've been in here all day, how come you aren't out building something so I can bust you?

Phineas: I'm busy.

Candace: Doing what?

Phineas: Drawing.

Candace: ...Seriously, what's gotten into you?!

Phineas: You might as well get used to it, cuz this is how I'm supposed to normally act. I've been overdosing on my antidepressants...pretty much my entite life.

Ferb: ...You take antidepressants?

Phineas: E-yep.

Ferb: ...You take antidepressants?

Phineas: That's what I said.

Ferb: ...I don't know you anymore.

[He walks out.]