Dirk the Dodo Theme Song

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Dirk the Dodo Theme Song is sung in the fanfiction episode Dodo Nono.

Lyrics
Dobedobe dodo Dobedobe dodo

Agent D!

He's a non-flying, extincted bird of action! He's a feathery little flatfoot, who'll never flinch from a fray-ee-ay-ee-ay! He's got more than just mad skills; He can't fly, but has a bill, and the women flee, whenever they here him say:

Dodo: Bakow!!!

He's Dirk! Dirk the dodo!

MM: You can call him agent D.

Dirk!

MM: I said, you can call him agent D.

A-gent-D!

Heinz Doofenschmitz: And now I've got THIS song stuck in my head!!...

Background Information

 * Dirk the Dodo Theme is sung under the same tune as the real song, Perry the Platypus Theme.
 * Dodo Nono can't be found on the Fanon wiki and can only be read on the message board.