User blog comment:PlantyThePottedPlant/Random Topic Blogging II: Electric Blogaloo/@comment-4005481-20120612234659/@comment-1647442-20120613031545

I would be known as Lord Juanito Horatio de la Esteban Julio Ferris Bob Pippington von Sniffington XVII, esq. My talent would be reciting long things that other people usually fail to memorize and/or catch upon hearing the first time. A flaw would be completely missing the point most of the time. I suppose both of those count as quirks, but another quirk would be twitching every time I say the word "apple". I have a humorous fear of flying squirrels ("THEY'RE LIKE RATS WITH NO WINGS THAT CAN STILL FLY"). I would constantly say "Looks like you're in a... sticky situation" and everyone will start laughing, though at least one person will question why and not understand the situation. I would look much like the picture on the right, and the only secret is so secretive it cannot be revealed to your average commoner such as yourself.