User blog comment:PlantyThePottedPlant/Random Topic Blogging II: Electric Blogaloo/@comment-1647442-20120214233534/@comment-1647442-20120215020900

Alright... expect some commentary by Baron himself...

In PE yesterday, there were a few people throwing around a baseball and such. It had a tear in it. After a while, they got bored, and ripped off the outer shell and through it out.

BARON: That's me!

Yes, it is. Anyway, I picked it up (by "threw away", I literally mean just tossed it into the wind). I began to make it talk in my snooty british voice ("I just had tea with the queen, and what have you done this afternoon, hmm? Adohohoho")

BARON: I do not talk like that.

Yeah, you kinda do. Anywho, for the next two periods, I was deciding on a name, ultimately going with "Baron von Blonk". At lunch, he was taken from me, then given to this... I can't really describe her in words suitable for this site, to be quite honest, if you know what I mean. She's a itch. She... oh, this is too painful...

BARON: SHE THREW ME IN THE GARBAGE CAN!

THREW HIM IN THE GARBAGE CAN ;~;!!! Anyway, after flipping her off, and almost crying over the loss of my friend (MANLY TEARS, MIND YOU~) and a bit of screaming, I took of the lid to the garbage can, reached in, pulled him out, went into the bathroom, and gave him a bath. I wanted to punch her in the face so much after that... (By the way, am I the only person that thinks it's sexist to not punch a girl in the same circumstances you would a guy just because of the fact that they're a girl? If someone pisses me off, I want to punch them in the face) But I ultimately didn't... there was school faculty there and stuff... it'd be a mess and I'd probably have lost Baron. So, the next day at school (today), I brought him back, and stapled up some of the sides so that his mouth was an even size on both sides.

BARON: And that is how Equestria was made.