A Criminal Christmas

Taking place before the main S.A.F. Stories begin, we take a look at what the S.A.F. and Enigma do for the holiday season.

S.A.F. - The Day Off  Edit
King Horseshoe Crab was grumbling in his office. He hated this day, the ONE day of the year. Christmas. He hated it, not because of all of the joy in the world, but because it gave his employees an excuse to have a day off without having to waste away their normal days off and their sick days. Only a few of his employees remained on this day, mainly to make sure that KHC didn't go crazy.

"Look boss, calm your jets." Ellen soothed.

"Why the crap should I do that? I hate it when my employees get lazy and quit on me! It's so irritating!" KHC griped.

"Why?" Ellen asked

"Because of Enigma, they're probably planning some god-awful scheme to destroy us! That and the fact that I don't get to hit on my secretary."

"That last part I won't comment on, but trust me, I doubt Engima's gonna try anything." Ellen stated.

Enigma - Voidsmas
Ellen was correct about Enigma not planning anything. You see, while the S.A.F. all got a free day off, Enigma sought to celebrate Christmas, but not Christmas in Christmas form, but Christmas in Void form. This was strictly followed by Engima's executive board and numerous other agents, but most people just took it with a grain of salt. Some complained, others went with the flow, others just went for the meal table.

"Why can't we celebrate a normal Christmas?" Chris griped

"Blame the religious freaks that run this place, I don't know what we are; a religious cult, a knock-off of al-Qaeda, or something else entirely." Prescott replied.

Then there was a voice; "Let the mass sacrifice begin!"

"We're a cult." Chris mumbled.

The End