Tip of the Day - Summers Yet To Come version

Starring Jacob Flynn (Phineas’s son, as Phineas) David Fletcher (Ferb’s son, as Ferb) Amanda (Candace’s daughter, as Candace) Julia (Phineas’s daughter, as Isabella) Jasmine (Baljeet’s daughter, as Baljeet) Becky (Buford’s daughter, as Buford) Ferb (as Lawrence) Emily (as Linda) Candace (also as Linda)

Note: The Perry the Platypus plot does not exist in this episode.

Scene opens up panning right, showing the back of the Fletcher house in Danville. Some of their cousins are at their house. Ferb: Ah, yes. The Daily Crossword puzzle. Today's theme: Tip of the Day. 1, across; The metal tip of an umbrella. Let's see... uh, Honey? Emily: The Ferrule. Ferb: Yes, of course. 2, across; Uh, the tip on the elbow. Honey? Emily: The Olecron. Ferb: I thought so. Yes, easy-peasy, that one. Next, the tip of the shoelace. Yes, yes, that little hard tip at the end of a shoelace is... Honey? Emily: I don't know. Ferb: You don't know? Amanda: Ugh! It's like living with a bunch of monkeys! Just look it up on the computer! Jacob: But isn't it weird none of us know it's name? Amanda: No. That's why they make smart word box for tell hard brain hurty things. Jacob: Removing prepositions makes it more condesending. Amanda: Wow. 20 people emailed me the same video. I gotta check this out. [Techno music starts; Man grunting] [Laughs] That is so humiliating. I have to send this to Kelly, Mandy, The Track Team, Chicago Joe- Jacob: So, uh, Amanda? Smart word box find name shoelace tip? Jacob/David: [Imitates sizzling] Amanda: Ugh. Could you wait? I'm dealing with something that matters here. Ugh! The internet crashed! Jacob: I know. Jasmine! This kinda stuff is right up her alley. Jasmine: Useless Shoelace Facts, Volume 8. "The plastic or metal tip on the end of a shoelace is called an... Aglet. A-G-L-E-T. It is one of the most useful, yet tragically ignored inventions in all of history". Jacob: Gosh, David. That seems like a great injustice, huh. [At Jasmine] Oh well, thanks Jasmine. Ferb: Okay. A-G-L-E-T. Brilliant! Emily: Oh, hi boys. Jacob: Aglet, Mom. Emily: Aglet you too, Jacob. Jacob: No, Mom. The shoelace tip - It's an Aglet. Emily: How interesting! Jacob: Yeah! Nobody seems to know the word. I wonder why? Amanda: I'll tell you why! Because it doesn't matter! You can live a long, happy life with out knowing the tip of the shoelace is called a... Jacob: Aglet. Amanda: It doesn't matter! Jacob: David, I know what we're gonna do today! Ferb: Oh, look at this, Honey. 27, across, 5 letters; "Where's blank?"

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Jacob: The reason we called you all here today is to raise awareness for the aglet. Julia: What's an aglet? Jacob: David, enlighten us. [Lyrical music] David: [Pulls down a chart] Jacob: The aglet. Julia: Oh, that's what it's called! Jacob: Our goal is to bring the plight of the aglet to the world's attention. First, we'll use these shoelaces to make Aglet Awareness Ribbons. [French accent] Never forget the aglet! Jasmine: You are going to waste a whole day promoting aglets? Who is going to care? Becky: If you diss aglets one more time, I'll fray your head so bad, it won't fit through your shirt hole! Jasmine: Aglets. Yay. [Upbeat theme starts] Jacob: Hey, Amanda. The more you know about aglets, the better your life's gonna be. Amanda: No one's life will be made better knowing the whatever-you-call-it! Jacob: Aglet. Man: Excuse me, what did you say? Jacob: Aglet. It's that little plastic tip at the end of a shoelace. Man: Aglet? Girl: Aglet? Oh, Fred, I will marry you! Louis: Aglet. Boss: The promotion's yours! Louis: Aglet. [Poof] My hair's grown back! Man #2: W-what's going on? Louis: The shoelace tip! It's an aglet! Man #2: [Gasps] I can see! Jacob: Well, It seems to be working. Let's take it to the next level. Tracey: Oh, oh! And the part when the guy rollerskated into the toilet! [Laughs] Amanda: Oh, that was sort of the only part, but yeah, I was dying! Tracey: And everyone in the world saw that video. Amanda: I wish there was a viral video of me singing going around the world. Tracey: I bet you'd become an Insta-star. Amanda: Yeah. An Insta-star. Tracey: Yeah. You'd be bigger than aglets. [Record needle scratch] Amanda: Wait, what? Why do you know that word? Tracey: Aglets are so in right now. Look. Amanda: [Screams] Xavier: Hey, guys. I, uh, just wanted to come with me. To the big Aglet concert. Amanda: [Screams]

Amanda: Moooooooooooom! Candace: Amanda? What's wrong? Amanda: Jacob and David are increasing public awareness of the shoelace tip thing! Candace: Who knew people would get so worked up over aglets? [Horror theme] Amanda: NOO! [Runs to room, slams door; Knocking] Jacob: [Muffled] Hey, Amanda! Aren't you gonna come sing at the big aglet concert? Amanda: You may have infected everyone else with shoelace tip madness, but not me. They don't matter. Jacob: Bummer. It's gonna be broadcast all over the world. You could become an Insta-star. Amanda: Okay, but they still don't matter. Jacob: Uh, Touché?

(Song: A-G-L-E-T) [Crowd cheering] Jacob: Through the eye of the needle Time to loosen your tongue Got a tip how to make ends meet All: A-G-L-E-T Don't forget it Jacob: Get's us all up on our feet, yeah, yeah, yeah All: A-G-L-E-T (Aglet!) Don't forget it (X6) Jacob: We're gonna tie the world together (X4) One word at a time! [Guitar] [On P.A] Ladies and Gentlemen, my cousin, Amanda Flynn! Amanda: And in the end of most important thing Is that we never forget The end of a shoelace is called the... The... uh... Wait a minute! It doesn't matter! I can't believe I was almost sucked into this! Jacob: I can't believe you still haven't learned the word. I mean, we spelled it a bunch of times in the song. Man #5: Sing more songs about aglets. Woman: Yeah. Aglets are important. Amanda: It! Doesn't! Matter!

Credits roll (Song: A-G-L-E-T) Jacob: Too much information But keep your eye on the ball We're gonna drive it hard through the hole, yeah All: A-G-L-E-T, don't forget it Jacob:  Brings us closer to our sole, yeah! All: ? A-G-L-E-T ? (Aglet!) Don't forget it Jacob: We're gonna tie the world together One word at a time! Amanda: It doesn't matter!