User blog comment:Kittyfire/Random Topic Blogging!/@comment-1659929-20111117020514/@comment-1659929-20111117025127

AND...

We have a law that prevents you from biting another persons hamburger (I'm a repeated offender D:)

You can't sleep with your boots on.

We are the only state with a musical (HA !)

You can buy (censored) but you can't use them (?)

You can't do your own hair.

There have been bones of PRESTORIC WHALES found here.

If you steal a horse you canbe beheaded (repealed)

Whaleing is illegal (???)

We have a town called "Hooker" and the people who live there are called "hookers"

We have a wide range of landscape (from small wetlands to deserts)

The "Witchita Mountains" are 1.8 million years old.

We have a poisoned city, due to a mountain of Lead left from a mining town. 99% of the population suffers from lead poisoning.

In "Poisoned city" Cemi's aint allowed to go through because the town is literally falling out from under because of old mine shafts caving in.

"Ain't" is standard vocabulary and is used in the governors speeches.