Major Monodoof Argument on Major Monogram's Pants

Major Monogram: (jumps in Dr. D's lair) GIVE ME MY PANTS BACK!

Doofenshmirtz: Oh well, Perry the Platypus! My "No-Pants-Inator" works. I know because I tested it on Major Mono-

Major Monogram: I SAID GIVE ME MY PANTS BACK!

Doofenshmirtz: NEVER!

(Doofenshmirtz and Monogram punch and kick each other alot meanwhile Perry chatters and escapes, and hits the self destruct button on the machine, in which makes Major Monogram's pants back on)

Major Monogram: Yes! My pants are back! Hooray!

(Major Monogram jumps and Doofenshmirtz pulls his pants off, and Major Monogram tries to hide his underwear)

Doofenshmirtz: HAHA!

(Major Monogram chases Doofenshmirtz out the building, Doofenshmirtz lands on a throw pillow)

Major Monogram: Good work, Agent-Wait, WHERE ARE MY PANTS?

Doofenshmirtz: (Yelling from the throw pillow) HAHA! I SILL GOT THE PANTS! (rips pants) AND NOW I RIPPED THEM!

Major Monogram: OH COME ON!