Carl´s worst day ever transcript

Major Monogram:Carl, you will be going to school wearing a girl hair wig, girls underwear, a binky for your science period, and a sippy cup.

Carl:why are you doing this to me?

Major Monogram:because you were using some potty words in school the other day

Math teacher:Okay students lets start with 2 equation systems, but first, I found carl wearing a girls hair wig so first lets laugh at him!

* everyone laughs at carl and carl then runs to the bathroom crying and takes off the wig in the bathroom.