Ready to Rumble

Ready to Rumble is the first cartoon of the first episode of The F Gang: The Series. It was paired with the episode Fairy-Napped.

Plot Summary
Doofenshmirtz and L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. hold a wrestling tournament and challenges the F Gang to fight in it. Can they do it with help from Evander Holyfield?

Script
DOOFENSHMIRTZ EVIL INC. BUILDING

Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorperated!

Zim: Hello doctor. Whatcha doin'?

Doofenshmirtz: To be honest, going over my pointless life!

Zim: What is so pointless about you're life?

Doofenshmirtz: I had a rotten childhood back in Gimmelstump, my first nemesis was a platypus, and now I'm the leader of a villain team, but still we can get beaten by a bunch of little kids and they're talking dog! What's not pointless about that?

Gir comes up to Doofenshmirtz.

Gir: I know what'll make you feel better. (Holds up a taco) Tacos!

Doofenshmirtz: Oh, what the heck. (Takes the taco) I just for once want to perform one evil scheme without it being foiled somehow.

Mail goes through the mail slot.

Vicky: I got it. (Goes through the letters) Restraining order for me, bills, bills, bills, WWWFXI advertisment, another restraining order for me...

Doofenshmirtz: Wait wait wait, let me see that WW thing.

Vicky hands Doofenshmirtz the advertisment. Doofenshmirtz notices the words "Watch dudes get pummeled by other dudes, possibly getting killed in the process".

Doofenshmirtz: Members of the League of Villainous Evil-Doers Maniacally United For Frightening Investments in Naughtiness, I know what we're going to do today.

Gir: YIPEE!

DANVILLE PARK

Phineas: Okay, members of the F Gang, this is it. We are going to complete something never completed before. Playing tennis...

The camera zooms out to reveal Buford and Johnny on one side of the court and Isabella and Candace on the other side, both with catapults.

Phineas: With catapults.

Buford: You girls are goin' down!

Isabella: In you're dreams, Buford!

Dib: Match... well, since it's just starting now, love-love.

Phineas tosses the ball into Johnny's catapult. Johnny launches the catapult, but the ball flies over the girls and out of the court.

Dib: Love-15.

Phineas: Ferb, I think we may have used too strong of a spring in Johnny's catapult.

Dukey: I'll get it! I'll get it! (Runs off)

Johnny: What can I say? He loves fetch.

Dukey is still running and chasing the ball. The ball lands beneath a tree. Dukey picks it up in his mouth and goes to carry it off until he hears something.

Doofenshmirtz: Yes, you'll do.

Dukey looks and sees Doofenshmirtz auditioning wrestlers while construction work on a stadium is behind him.

Brain Freezer: Yo, doctor D!

Brain Freezer flies down to Doofenshmirtz.

Doofenshmirtz: Can't you see I'm busy hiring professional wrestlers?

Brain Freezer: Where do you want the smoothie bar?

Doofenshmirtz: I don't know, put it next to the nacho bar or something.

Dukey runs back.

Baljeet: So, are you sure there is not also a Fireside Boys as well?

Isabella: I would know about it if there was.

Dukey returns in panic and tries to speak, but the tennis ball is in his mouth.

Timmy: What is it?

Dukey tries to talk again.

Candace: Still not following.

Dukey tries to talk again.

Cosmo: I can't hear you. Gah! I'm going deaf!

Dib: Or maybe he's still got the tennis ball in his mouth. (Takes the ball out of Dukey's mouth)

Dukey: Doof... wrestle... stadium... smoothies... bad!

The gang looks at Ferb.

Ferb: Doofenshmirtz is hiring wrestlers and building a stadium and there's going to be a smoothie stand and it will be bad.

Baljeet: I still do not understand.

Buford: That's because you don't know how to wrestle.

Baljeet: Could you teach me?

Buford: Thought you'd never ask. (Takes Baljeet off-screen)

Phineas: Why would Doofenshmirtz hire wrestlers?

Timmy: We gotta get over there!

Wanda: What's the magic word?

Timmy: I wish.

Cosmo and Wanda go to use they're magic.

Isabella: Wait, where's Buford and Baljeet?

Buford and Baljeet return, Baljeet is in a cast, has a black eye, and a few missing teeth.

Baljeet: Wrestling is not fun.

The fairies poof them away.

Worker: The stadium's set up, Hienz. And it ain't gonna be cheap.

Doofenshmirtz: Do you accept checks?

The gang poofs behind Doofenshmirtz.

Phineas: Doofenshmirtz!

Doofenshmirtz yelps and leaps into Vanessa's arms.

Doofenshmirtz: Sheesh, I hate it when you do that!

Ferb: (Suave) Hello, Vanessa.

Vanessa: Still not happening.

Dib: What are you doing with those wrestlers?

Doofenshmirtz: It's all a part of my plan to finally defeat you and the F Gang, Phineas Flynn. I present to you... THE WDEIWFNO!

The gang looks confused.

Doofenshmirtz: World Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorperated Wrestling Federations Number One.

Phineas, Ferb, Candace, Isabbela, Buford, Baljeet, Johnny, Dukey, Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda, Dib: Oooohhhhhh...

Vicky: Thought you said that acronym was obvious.

Zim: Even the great ZIM can make a mistake.

Gir: It's true!

Zim: Silence, Gir!

Doofenshmirtz: And guess what? The F Gang is invited to fight... or should I say become pummeled, pulp, polverised, and... uh, I can't think of any more P words.

Evander: Hold up just a second.

Johnny: (Gasps) Is that... Evander Holyfield, the greatest wrestler trainer of his time?

Evander: That's me.

Phineas: Hey, Evander. Long time no see.

Brain Freezer: You know him?

Doofenshmirtz: Really? You're friends with a wrestler. Unfair!

Brain Freezer: Can I have you're autograph? It's for my brother. His name is Brain Freezer.

Evander: Sorry, I'm on the F Gang's side.

Buford: Ha ha! We rule, you drool!

Evander: Hey, aren't you that bully who threatened Phineas before?

Buford: (Pause) No. No I'm not. Must be a different bully you're thinking of.