User blog comment:PlantyThePottedPlant/Random Topic Blogging III: Blog Harder/@comment-1758900-20141019191647

There's no earthly way of knoowing...

Which direction we are goooiiing....

There's no knowing where we're roowiiing....

Or which way the river's flooowiiing....

Is it raining?

Is it snowing?

Is a hurricane a-blowing?

Not a speck of light is showing, so the danger MUST be growing

Are the fires of Hell a-glowing?

Is the grisly reaper mowing?

YEEEEES

THE DANGER MUST BE GROWING

FOR THE ROWERS KEEP ON ROWING

AND THEY'RE CERTAINLY NOT SHOWING

ANY SIGNS THAT THEY ARE SLOWING