User blog comment:FossilsDaDaDa/Fossy's Fanart Archives/@comment-3319309-20110908200422

My theory is that Heinz ketchup was created by Dr. D (or an ancestor) who was is using the ketchup to because he's going to take over the Tri-State Area through evil ketchup (among other condiments). Yes, I've thought this through before. XD

"BEHOLD! MY EVIL KETCHUP-INATOR!"