User blog comment:Kaky k 64/Mary Sue/@comment-3479827-20110404013433

For the lulz, I took the shortened test for my parody-Sue (Porcelina), and I stayed in a Tara Gilesbie sort of character the whole time when answering. End results:

"Porcelina isn't a character: she's you, or you as you'd like to be. She is so impossibly hip that she has difficulty seeing over her own pelvis; she'll probably die young, but darn, will it have been a good life. She may have sometimes thought that she was special, or destined for greater things, but probably dismissed the idea as a fantasy. She's got no emotional scars to speak of. And you've been pretty kind to her, always ready to intercede on her behalf and give her a nice easy victory.

You may have let yourself get a little too close to Porcelina. Maybe she's you as you wish you were, or maybe you're just afraid no one will like her and are trying to give her a free ride. Have some confidence in your writing! Porcelina is a good character. Give her room to be herself before you stifle her." Funny. It should've said: "Oh My Lord. Shoot it. Kill it. Kill it dead. Have mercy on us all." Also, it made a reference to "Mother" by Pink Floyd on my results! I respect this test maker quite!