We Need A Little Christmas!

[Featured in Phineas and Ferb in What's Christmas?]

Phineas:This. Is! Making!! Me!!! INSANE! [breathes] I need to do something to get Danville to remember! Ah-ha I got it!

Phineas:I hope this works

Haul out the holly

Put up the tree before my spirit falls again

Fill up the stocking

I may be rushing, but deck the halls again now

[Some people stare at Phineas like he's insane]

[Phineas notices this and his heart sinks but he keeps singing]

For we need a little Christmas

Right this very minute

Candles in the window

Carols at the spinet

Anonymous man:What's Christmas?

Anonymous woman:Uh-uh? He's a little boy, he probably dreamed it or made it up.

Phineas:[almost losing hope]

Yes, We need a little Christmas

Right this very minute

It hasn't snowed a single flurry

But Santa, dear, we're in a hurry

Isabella:Santa? Huh?

Everyone:Who's this Santa?

Phineas:[shakes head while singing]

So climb down the chimney

Put up the brightest string of lights I've ever scene

Slice up the fruitcake

It's time we hung some tinsel on that evergreen bough

Baker:Oh! Do you know the recipe?

Phineas:[glares]No.

For I've grown a little leaner

Grown a little colder

Grown a little sadder

Grown a little older

Anonymous man:{side-commenting to man beside him}Try younger!

Phineas:I heard that!!!

And I need a little angel

Sitting on my shoulder

Need a little Christmas now

Haul out the holly;

Well,once I taught you all to live each living day.

Fill up the stocking

Hyper:But my dear Phineas it's past one day of Winter Vacation!

But we need a little Christmas

Right this very minute.

It hasn't snowed a flurry,

But, Santa, dear we're in a hurry;

So climb down the chimney;

It's been a long time since I've felt good neighborly

Slice up the fruitcake;

It's time we hung some tinsel on that evergreen bough

Yes, we need a little Chrstmas

Right this very minute

Candles in the window

Carols at the spinet

For we need a little Christmas

Right this very minute

We need a little Christmas now

We need a little Christmas now...

We need a little Christmas now!

[Song ends]

[Everyone laughs]

Anonymous person:Haha! He thinks there's such a thing as Christmas! Whatever that is!

Anonymous person 2:What or who or what is Santa, more importantly what is Christmas?

Anonymous person 3:Just boo and he'll go away.

[Everyone 'boo's' Phineas]

[He runs offstage and colapses into the backstage wall]

Phineas:Well that didn't work.