User blog comment:PlantyThePottedPlant/Random Topic Blogging III: Blog Harder/@comment-4037231-20130705100243

Out of boredom, i looked up fanfic of disney sitcomes to see what all the 8 year olds came up with. Here are my findings:

here are thankfully no Dog with a blog sex fics with Stan...yet.

Jessie seems to be a memeetic sex goddess here, as she's has done everybody but the lizard...and now that i've said that, someone is writting that.

Zack/Cody slash as far as the eye can see

Also, Alex Russo/Justin which is just as creepy.

EVery Jessie/Suit life crossover makes the oh so clever observation that Debby ryan played a character on both shows. Heck, one makes the theory that Jessie is Bailey in disguise...and another has them doing it...which is kind of hot.

Kickin' It fans have dubbed Jack/Kim as "Kick" which is THE BEST SHIP NAME EVER.

There is a fic with the disney xd stars doing...as in the actors.

Speaking of actor shipping, Selena Gomez/Demi lavto slash exists.

Hannah Montna is the only disney show with a MLP crossover.

Wizards of Waverly Place sports the most crossover fics, most of which have Alex or even Selena screwing every given disney star..which makes her a memetic sex godess too.

This week in WTF, A Austin and Ally fic where Austin's dad uh...well...it involves the R word. .ew.

Crossover pairings range from Alex Russo/Jessie to Teddy Dunan/Cece...which aren't hot, at all...yeah.

There's only Crash and Bernstien fic in existence on ff, but trust me, there will be Crash/Wyatt fic soon enough.

Thus, i wrote this to spoof it:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9459388/1/Disney-Star-Sex-Orgy

WARNING LOTS OF SEXY SEX AND SWEARING