User blog comment:PlantyThePottedPlant/Random Topic Blogging III: Blog Harder/@comment-3395649-20130819041218/@comment-3395649-20130819175604

Okay, we got a machete-wielding platypus, a shield-holding turtle, an armored eagle, a chicken holding a flamethrower, and a raccon holding a japanese spear on one side.

On the other, we have six completely brainwashed teenagers who have been injected with chemicals designed to turn people into hardcore fighters and random military-grade equipment.

Oh, and this takes place in a gigantic forested mountain range.

Thoughts?