Carl's Pop Song Reviews

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Carl's Pop Song Reviews is a TV show where Carl the Intern reviews very bad pop songs.

Characters:

Carl-the guy who reviews bad pop songs

Vanessa-Carl's love interest. He tries to use pick up lines from the song "OMG" to get her attention, but Vanessa thinks he's being weird and rejects him.

Major Monogram-Carl's boss. He threatened to play Alexis Texas (parody of Hannah Montana) songs when Carl started to get bored of reviewing songs.

Suzy Johnson-Plays Lady GaGa/Miley Cyrus in this series. When she plays Lady GaGa, Carl is scared of her, and when she plays Miley, Carl makes fun of her.

Stacy Hirano-Plays Ke$ha/Fergie in this series. Carl hates her. She also spells her name $tacy when she plays Ke$ha.

Coltrane-Plays will.i.am/Usher/a bunch of R&B singers and rappers. Carl has mixed feelings about him.

Phineas Flynn-Plays Soulja Boy, or "Phinny Boy". He sings a lot of terrible rap songs. Carl hates him. He also started a rap group with Ferb, Stacy, and Coltrane called PFSC. Unfortunately, Stacy and Coltrane do all the singing, and Phineas sometimes sings.

Ferb Fletcher-Plays Justin Bieber. Carl hates him for the obvious. He has a high-pitched British accent that makes him sound like he's five when he's ten. He has a lot of fangirls. He was made famous because of Coltrane. He's also in PFSC, but he never gets a chance to sing.

Jeremy Johnson- Plays the lead singer who sings "Hey, Soul Sister." Jeremy sounds very high pitched in this song for unknown reasons, so Carl thinks this song is corny and annoying.

Mindy-Plays Taylor Swift. Carl thinks she's annoying.

Jenny-Plays Beyonce. Carl is a dedicated hater to her. He also hates the fact that she sings endless breakup songs.

Baljeet Rai- Plays Jay Sean/Lil Wayne (or Lil Jeet) Carl has mixed feelings about him.

Buford Von Stomm: Plays Chris Brown. Carl hates him because he seriously hurt Adyson, and Carl is Adyson's biggest fan. He also thinks Buford is untalented.

Adyson-Plays Rihanna. Carl is her biggest fan.

Candace Flynn-Plays Katy Perry. Carl doesn't have a lot to say about her.

Isabella Garcia-Shapiro-Plays Willow Smith. Due to "Izzy's Got the Frizzies", she made her own hit single, Whip My Hair. Carl finds it annoying.

Episodes: Season One

1A/1B: Baljeet is Going Down/Who's Baljeet Rai?: Carl reviews "Down" and "Do You Remember". He thinks Baljeet is uninteresting.

2A/2B: Suzy's Stalker/E-V-I-L S-U-Z-Y: Carl reviews "Paparazzi" and "Bad Romance". Carl is scared of her.

3A/3B: Party in Danville/Stacy's Party: Carl reviews "Party in the USA" and "Tik Tok". He hates both Suzy and Stacy.

4A/4B: The Breakup That Went Horribly Wrong/Izzy's Got the Frizzies: Carl reviews a rap song called "Break Up" that sucks. It is performed by Coltrane, Jeremy, and a random friend of theirs. Jeremy fails to rap, and the music is not in sync with the singing. Jeremy's rapping mentor was Phinny Boy, which was unfortunate. In IGTF, Carl reviews Whip My Hair.

5: What a Bad Friend: Carl reviews the song "Fifteen". Even though both he and Mindy are 15, he thinks that she has no idea about what being 15 is about, due to Mindy talking about wanting the attention of senior boys, going on a first date, and her best friend Candace getting taking advantage of by an older guy.

6A/6B: Untalentless Much? Parts 1 and 2: Carl reviews the songs "I Can Transform Ya" by Buford and "Whatcha Say" by Coltrane. Due to them using Autotune in their voices, Carl declares that they have no talent. He also hates Buford for hurting Adyson.

7A/7B: The Worst Songs of 2009: Carl reviews his worst songs of 2009. The ones on the list were "The Climb" by Suzy Johnson, "If I Were a Boy" by Jenny, "One Time" by Ferb Fletcher, the seventh one was too inappropriate, so it was cut out, "Kiss Me Thru the Phone" by Phinny Boy, "I'm Yours" by Django Brown, "Boom Boom Pow" by PFSC, "Single Ladies" by Jenny, "Break Up" (the Coltrane and Jeremy song where Jeremy failed to rap in "The Breakup That Went Horribly Wrong"), and "Diva" by Jenny. The number 1 song, "Diva" made Carl sick and he had to end the show because he felt like throwing up.

8A/8B: The Best Songs of 2009: Some kids in Danville called Carl a "pop song hater", so Carl decided to prove them wrong. Notable songs: "Hot N Cold" by Candace Flynn, "Meet Me Halfway" and "I Got a Feeling" by PFSC, and "Just Dance" by Lady Suzy.

'''Season 2 Coming Soon. '''