User blog comment:PlantyThePottedPlant/Random Topic Blogging III: Blog Harder/@comment-3251190-20130620221815/@comment-1518158-20130621151604

Technically, raw garlic wouldn't put bad singers out of a job. Presumably, wearing it would just prohibit bad songs from entering the wearer's ears, not make it not exist entirely. Unless everyone wore the garlic -- and some wouldn't, knowing that it would block out the songs of some of their favorite singers -- those terrible musicians would still have people to market and sell their songs too and stay in the business. Likewise, wearing garlic to avoid vampires doesn't make all the vampires disappear from the face of the earth, it just wards 'em off from you.

Wait a second... Do bad music and vampires have some kind of connection? Quick guys tell me, Hotel Transylvania isn't a musical right?