User blog comment:PlantyThePottedPlant/Random Topic Blogging III: Blog Harder/@comment-1758900-20140605203036

I almost forgot about this. I wrote this late at night a few years ago.

“Perry the Platypus, are you alright? You seem like you, kinda, zoned out just right there. Almost for a paragraph’s worth of thought. ……Since when did I compare lengths of thought to the various sections of prose? Does anybody even do that anymore? Did they ever do that? And since when I did italicize various words I say? W-wait a minute, how is that even possible? You can’t italicize spoken word. You can speak with emphasis, but that’s not italicization. Y’know, italicization reminds me of an event that happened during my days as a lawn gnome. I told you about that, right, Perry the Platypus? Kenny, and all that? All That. Now there’s a good sketch comedy……”

“….And then there was that time where he suggested Rigby’s hold a raffle to win a waffle. Of course, Kenan had to go and insult him for the idea. I don’t see why. If I weren’t evil, I’d hold a raffle to win a waffle. ………..Wait a second. If I embedded some sort of evil device in the waffle……. That’s it, Perry the Platypus, go ahead and destroy the Erase-inator, I have a new plan. EVIL WAFFLES! ……….It sounded more sane in my head, I swear.”