Stacy and Coltrane are Bees!

This is an episode of Carl's Pop Song Reviews. Carl reviews the song "Imma Be" by PFSC. He thinks the entire song is about Stacy and Coltrane talking about turning into bumblebees.

Memorable Quotes
Carl: I get it, okay? I get it. (scene switches to PFSC singing "Let's Get Retarded" live.) PFSC are idiots. All of them. If one stupidity had a name, it would be Coltrane, Stacy...and the other two guys. They're all just complete idiots.

Carl: We start off the music video with Coltrane explaining a new way to speed up the recording process.

Coltrane: (to Phineas, Ferb, and Stacy) This is going to take PFSC into 3008.

Carl: Stop saying that.

Carl: But this new device is received harshly by Stacy.

Stacy: So...you're saying a machine can do the singing for us? (skips part) Yeah, but it's not real!

Carl: (sarcastically) There's no defender of organic music like Stacy-Stace. We've all listened to her acoustic album.

Stacy: (sings "My Humps" while an offkey guitar plays in the background, making it look like Stacy's the offkey one)

Stacy: (in the "Imma Be" music video) We're not robots!

Carl: You sure?

Carl: Angry, Stacy storms out, crashes her motorcycle, and suffers the head trauma that is the inspiration for this music video.

Coltrane: Imma be imma be imma imma imma be. Imma be imma be imma imma imma be. Imma be imma be imma imma imma be. Imma be be be be imma imma be...

Carl: Well, we know the very very VERY obvious.

Coltrane: (sings "Imma Be" while images of Suzy, Phineas, Irving, and live action bees pop up)

Carl: I'M thinking it, YOU'RE thinking it, FADHILPF is thinking it, because that's what they're saying! They're telling us that they're bees! They're telling us that they're big, buzzing bees! BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! BZZZZZZZZZZ!

Carl: There's even a picture of a bee on the cover of this song. I guess they didn't have room for a "Yes, we do know better, but we did it anyway" sign.

Carl: This isn't a song, it's a busting feeding frenzy!

Candace: It's a busting feeding frenzy stay outta the water! (repeats 3x)

Carl: Didn't they use to make artists write a hook of some kind? And PFSC isn't the only offender in this.

Baljeet: A milli a milli a milli...

Jenny: Imma imma a diva! Imma imma a diva!

Carl: There are other lyrics beside "Imma be". Not good lyrics, but lyrics.

Stacy: Imma be on the next level

Coltrane: Imma be the upgrade new (bleep)

Carl: (sighs in annoyance) I liked "I Got A Feeling" for many reasons, but especially for the whole mood of the thing. It was a party everyone was invited to. "Imma Be" is NOT a party you're invited you, not that you'll want to be invited. The minute PFSC start bragging about themselves, I tune out.

Stacy: Imma be up in those A-list flicks doing underhanded flips...

Carl: ....Good for you? I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do with this information that Stacy...wants to launch a career in...film acrobatics? And based on the beginning of the music video, I would NOT see that acting career taking off.

Stacy: Imma be spreading my wangs...

Carl: WHAT!? Skipping that.

Coltrane: Imma make millions with my billions with my trillions (whatever he said)

Carl: He just rhymed millions with billions and then with trillions.....they're not even trying. So it is at this point we have to play (plays piano) FINISH THE RHYME! I am so pumped for this! I'm so ready for this!

Coltrane: Imma be your brother but my name ain't Lehman, imma be your bank I'll be loading out...

Carl: Um, this is a tough one. Weeman? G-men? Se...oh no oh no oh no oh no!

Coltrane: Imma be your bank I'll be loading out (bleep)

Carl: UGGGGGGGGGGH! Why did he think anyone wanted to hear that!?

Carl: And then, out of nowhere, it turns into a complete different song.

Coltrane: Imma be up in the club, doing whatever I like...

Carl: If I have to listen to one more phrase of "imma be", I'll shoot myself.

PFSC: Imma be, imma be, imma be, imma be (keeps repeating)

Carl: (tries to shoot himself with a gun) AAAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAA....this isn't a real gun.

Carl: It's possible that they had two song concepts that weren't strong enough on their own, so they had to jam them together. In the video, they actually jammed two songs in one because they couldn't let this stupid, stupid music robot thing go to waste. This new song is called "Rock That Body". I don't know why it exists, it probably gives them a chance to show off their Dextro and Sarah Palin costumes. But it's not that bad....

Stacy: (in a high pitched Autotune voice) Rock that body! Come on, come on rock that body!

Carl: Okay, we're done.